Well, I bet you all thought I died or something like that! (That is
actually a plausible assumption since I'm friends with BD.) I'll try to
wrap this up within a chapter or two. I'm really tired of this fic. I want
to write a different fic, but I can't until I finish this one. *is
determined* I'd like some ideas to add to this fic. Please, don't be
offended if I don't use your idea, or if I change it around a bit. Arigato!
I don't own YYH.
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As Kuwabara was watching Hiei rabidly attack the little boy, he saw something shiny on the ground. He bent down to pick it up. It was actually something not shiny. It was someone's cell phone. Kuwabara is just stupid that way.
"What's that?" Koenma asked.
"I can't believe I found a cell phone! Awesome!" Kuwabara exclaimed while picking it up.
"So what is it?" Koenma asked again.
Kuwabara ignored the question and dialed the first number he could think of, which was Kurama's cell phone. How lucky.
"Hello?" Kurama answered.
"HI!" Kuwabara shouted. A nearby elderly man gave Kuwabara a dirty look.
"Kuwabara?!" Kurama exclaimed.
"Yeah, it's me."
"Where are you?"
"I'm at the airport! We're going to Hawaii!"
"WHAT?!"
"Anyway, I was going to play a prank on you! Okay, here it goes: Is your refrigerator running?"
"No, you broke it, you dimwitted oaf."
"Oh."
(Click)
"Final boarding call for flight number 756, nonstop to Maui!" The loudspeaker boomed.
"That's us!" Botan exclaimed while tugging excitedly on her beloved's arm.
"Okay!" Yusuke answered as he started to walk onto the plane. Being Karasu was getting tiring. Who would've known that Botan was a rabid Karasu fan all along?
Kuwabara pranced onto the plane, following Botan and her lover.
Koenma sighed. It was going to be hard to break Botan and Karasu up. They looked so in love.
"I DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL COACH!" Karasu/Yusuke yelled at Botan. "YOU CAN GO SIT IN THAT HELL-HOLE, BUT I'M NOT!"
Tears sprang to Botan's eyes.
Yusuke sighed and followed Botan to the back of the plane.
Koenma noticed Hiei was chewing on someone again.
"C'mon, Hiei." Koenma sighed as he dragged Hiei off an Airport worker and onto the plane.
*~Somewhere near the airport.~*
Kurama was running full speed toward the airport. He had enough money saved to buy a ticket. He just hoped he would make it in time.
Cars swerved around Kurama and honked their horns as the kitsune forgot about the little thing we like to call 'Stop, Look, and Listen'.
"You crazy wench!" Some guy shouted as he swerved off of the street, narrowly missing our favorite redhead and slamming into a telephone pole.
"I'm a GUY!" Kurama shouted as he ran from the scene of the accident.
Things were not going well today.
As he reached the airport, he hurriedly purchased the last ticket for the flight and boarded the plane just in time. The only seat left was in first class, so he was separated from the others.
~*With the rest of the freaks.*~
"I WANT THE WINDOW SEAT!" Botan whined as she tried to convince 'Karasu' to give up his seat.
"I get the window seat, because I have to put up with your ear-splitting whining all day long! I should at least be able to have the window!" Yusuke/Karasu argued back.
Botan pouted, but remained silent.
"Can I have some gum?" Hiei asked the lady next to him with innocent eyes that can only mean impending doom when it comes to Hiei.
"Why, yes! Of course you can have some gum little boy!" The kindhearted woman answered as she handed Hiei a stick of bubble gum.
Hiei grinned mischievously as he chewed half of the stick of gum.
The woman didn't notice, since she had retreated to her romance novel after the plane took off.
Hiei blew a bubble, and kept blowing it bigger and bigger.
The woman sighed happily as she read her romance novel in peace.
Hiei blew the bubble a bit bigger, and then tapped the nice lady on the shoulder.
She looked over at the humongous bubble Hiei had blown and exclaimed, "Wow! That's a pretty big bubble!"
Hiei then proceeded to pop the giant bubble on the woman's face and hair.
"MMPH!" She screamed through the gum that coated her head.
Hiei chuckled.
~* In first class.*~
"Would you like some caviar, sir?" The steward guy asked Kurama.
"No thank you." Kurama refused. He had tried to go find his delirious friends twice, but both times the stewards ushered him back to his seat. This was going to be a long plane ride.
~*Back with everyone else*~
Everything had settled down a bit. Botan was reading a magazine, Kuwabara was reading a book about kitties, Yusuke was brushing his wig, Koenma was trying to devise some romantic plots to get Botan to fall in love with him, and Hiei was trying to pull gum out of his gravity defying hair.
The nice woman who had been sitting next to Hiei had asked to move, so she had switched seats with some incredibly sweaty, 300 pound man in a sailor fuku, who was eating a large cheeseburger.
Hiei stared at the large man.
The large man put down his cheeseburger and pulled out some fries, a milkshake, a pound of fried bacon, and a piece of cheese.
Hiei stared wide-eyed at the man, as he ravenously ate the food. The man noticed Hiei was staring, and so he put down his food, wiped his hands on his sailor fuku, and extended his greasy hand to Hiei.
"I'm Sam. I'm from the United States. I was in Japan for a con. Like my outfit?"
Hiei stared at the greasy hand and lit the guy's cheeseburger on fire.
"NOOOO!" Sam screamed as he tried to put out the flaming meat patty. Sam didn't try to talk to the fire youkai again.
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Well, that's it for now. ^_^' R+R! Bai!
Love and kisses to Kurama! -Mirai-chan the neko
I don't own YYH.
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As Kuwabara was watching Hiei rabidly attack the little boy, he saw something shiny on the ground. He bent down to pick it up. It was actually something not shiny. It was someone's cell phone. Kuwabara is just stupid that way.
"What's that?" Koenma asked.
"I can't believe I found a cell phone! Awesome!" Kuwabara exclaimed while picking it up.
"So what is it?" Koenma asked again.
Kuwabara ignored the question and dialed the first number he could think of, which was Kurama's cell phone. How lucky.
"Hello?" Kurama answered.
"HI!" Kuwabara shouted. A nearby elderly man gave Kuwabara a dirty look.
"Kuwabara?!" Kurama exclaimed.
"Yeah, it's me."
"Where are you?"
"I'm at the airport! We're going to Hawaii!"
"WHAT?!"
"Anyway, I was going to play a prank on you! Okay, here it goes: Is your refrigerator running?"
"No, you broke it, you dimwitted oaf."
"Oh."
(Click)
"Final boarding call for flight number 756, nonstop to Maui!" The loudspeaker boomed.
"That's us!" Botan exclaimed while tugging excitedly on her beloved's arm.
"Okay!" Yusuke answered as he started to walk onto the plane. Being Karasu was getting tiring. Who would've known that Botan was a rabid Karasu fan all along?
Kuwabara pranced onto the plane, following Botan and her lover.
Koenma sighed. It was going to be hard to break Botan and Karasu up. They looked so in love.
"I DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL COACH!" Karasu/Yusuke yelled at Botan. "YOU CAN GO SIT IN THAT HELL-HOLE, BUT I'M NOT!"
Tears sprang to Botan's eyes.
Yusuke sighed and followed Botan to the back of the plane.
Koenma noticed Hiei was chewing on someone again.
"C'mon, Hiei." Koenma sighed as he dragged Hiei off an Airport worker and onto the plane.
*~Somewhere near the airport.~*
Kurama was running full speed toward the airport. He had enough money saved to buy a ticket. He just hoped he would make it in time.
Cars swerved around Kurama and honked their horns as the kitsune forgot about the little thing we like to call 'Stop, Look, and Listen'.
"You crazy wench!" Some guy shouted as he swerved off of the street, narrowly missing our favorite redhead and slamming into a telephone pole.
"I'm a GUY!" Kurama shouted as he ran from the scene of the accident.
Things were not going well today.
As he reached the airport, he hurriedly purchased the last ticket for the flight and boarded the plane just in time. The only seat left was in first class, so he was separated from the others.
~*With the rest of the freaks.*~
"I WANT THE WINDOW SEAT!" Botan whined as she tried to convince 'Karasu' to give up his seat.
"I get the window seat, because I have to put up with your ear-splitting whining all day long! I should at least be able to have the window!" Yusuke/Karasu argued back.
Botan pouted, but remained silent.
"Can I have some gum?" Hiei asked the lady next to him with innocent eyes that can only mean impending doom when it comes to Hiei.
"Why, yes! Of course you can have some gum little boy!" The kindhearted woman answered as she handed Hiei a stick of bubble gum.
Hiei grinned mischievously as he chewed half of the stick of gum.
The woman didn't notice, since she had retreated to her romance novel after the plane took off.
Hiei blew a bubble, and kept blowing it bigger and bigger.
The woman sighed happily as she read her romance novel in peace.
Hiei blew the bubble a bit bigger, and then tapped the nice lady on the shoulder.
She looked over at the humongous bubble Hiei had blown and exclaimed, "Wow! That's a pretty big bubble!"
Hiei then proceeded to pop the giant bubble on the woman's face and hair.
"MMPH!" She screamed through the gum that coated her head.
Hiei chuckled.
~* In first class.*~
"Would you like some caviar, sir?" The steward guy asked Kurama.
"No thank you." Kurama refused. He had tried to go find his delirious friends twice, but both times the stewards ushered him back to his seat. This was going to be a long plane ride.
~*Back with everyone else*~
Everything had settled down a bit. Botan was reading a magazine, Kuwabara was reading a book about kitties, Yusuke was brushing his wig, Koenma was trying to devise some romantic plots to get Botan to fall in love with him, and Hiei was trying to pull gum out of his gravity defying hair.
The nice woman who had been sitting next to Hiei had asked to move, so she had switched seats with some incredibly sweaty, 300 pound man in a sailor fuku, who was eating a large cheeseburger.
Hiei stared at the large man.
The large man put down his cheeseburger and pulled out some fries, a milkshake, a pound of fried bacon, and a piece of cheese.
Hiei stared wide-eyed at the man, as he ravenously ate the food. The man noticed Hiei was staring, and so he put down his food, wiped his hands on his sailor fuku, and extended his greasy hand to Hiei.
"I'm Sam. I'm from the United States. I was in Japan for a con. Like my outfit?"
Hiei stared at the greasy hand and lit the guy's cheeseburger on fire.
"NOOOO!" Sam screamed as he tried to put out the flaming meat patty. Sam didn't try to talk to the fire youkai again.
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Well, that's it for now. ^_^' R+R! Bai!
Love and kisses to Kurama! -Mirai-chan the neko
