Yay! I'm bored, so I'm continuing this fic! Enjoy!
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Botan had fallen asleep on her darling boyfriend's shoulder.
Yusuke/Karasu smiled at Botan's peaceful, smiling face. 'She's kinda cute like this.' He thought contentedly. He was about to lightly kiss her on the forehead, when he was interrupted by a booming voice saying "This is your captain speaking. My Name is Todd, and we have reached the cruising altitude of 30,000 feet. You may now turn on your electronics. You will have a meal choice of what appears to be pasta with an intriguing green sauce with chunks of bacon in it, or something that might have been chicken at one time."
Karasu/Yusuke swore mentally. Why did the pilots have to talk so damn much?!
Captain Todd's voice rang out across the plane again. "We will arrive in Hawaii in about 5 hours and 50 minutes if things go well. Please remain seated throughout the duration of our flight. "
Everyone on the plane was annoyed by Todd's annoying, scratchy voice, but everyone assumed it was over. They were wrong.
"Yeah, this is going to be a nice flight." Todd commented over the audio speakers.
Then, there was silence.
Koenma finally spoke. "Why do they think we need to know their whole life stories?!" He asked nobody in particular.
Botan had woken up at the sound of Todd's voice. She sat up and rubbed her eyes sleepily.
Todd's voice resounded throughout the airplane once again. "Folks, today I'm wearing a white shirt, and blue pants. I'm also wearing a nifty blue pilot hat."
"NOBODY CARES!" Koenma yelled out with exasperation.
"I feel I need to talk about my past. I was born on March 25th. My mother was 22. When my father first saw me his response was 'what the hell is that thing?!', and it was pretty much downhill from there..." Todd began.
~*3 ½ hours later.*~
"....and when I was 11 or so, I bought a pair of white socks from Walmart.." Todd continued rambling.
Everyone on the plane had twitching left eyes by now, and there was a major aspirin shortage.
Botan had an idea. 'Hey! Hiei!' she called over to Hiei.
"What?" Hiei responded.
"Don't you hate Todd's voice?"
"Yeah."
"Well, I have a way to make it stop!"
~*5 minutes later*~
"Sir, a little boy wants to come into the cockpit and meet you." An attendant announced to Captain Todd.
"Okay! Send the fella in!"
Hiei walked into the cockpit.
"Hello, what's your name, little boy?" Todd asked Hiei.
"Hn. Golly gee mister Captain Todd, sir. My name is Hiei." Hiei replied in a flat voice. Botan had given him some words to say.
"Well, Hiei, my boy! It's nice to meet you! Do you want to be a pilot when you grow up?" Todd asked.
"Why, golly gee! Do I ever." Hiei replied with the same flat, expressionless voice.
"Well come over and look at the controls!"
Hiei stared blankly at Todd. He then proceeded to put the rest of his gum into his mouth and began to chew.
"..."
Hiei walked over to Todd and blew a giant bubble.
"..."
POP!
Todd rolled around on the floor trying to get the gum off his face. "IT BURNS!" he screamed as he clawed at his face.
Then co-pilot Jeff took over the plane's controls.
Hiei left the cockpit, with Todd still screaming and twitching on the floor.
Nobody on the plane was angry at Hiei, in fact they thanked him.
~*in first class*~
Kurama had fallen asleep. He missed all of Todd's long banter about nothing in particular.
~*later...*~
The plane landed safely, and everyone got off.
Kurama ran around frantically trying to find his comrades. He spotted Kuwabara chasing a family with a coconut.
"Kuwabara, stop!" Kurama called out to his dimwitted friend, who was still in a dress.
Kuwabara looked over at Kurama. "Hello!" he greeted.
Kurama ran over to Kuwabara. "Where is everyone else?"
Kuwabara thought about it for a minute before yelling, "OWW! A thinking cramp!"
Kurama sweat dropped.
"Can you please help me find them?!" Kurama pleaded.
Kuwabara pointed to the others, who were standing by the doors of the airport. Kurama and Kuwabara ran over to them.
"I've finally found you!" Kurama cried with glee.
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Botan had fallen asleep on her darling boyfriend's shoulder.
Yusuke/Karasu smiled at Botan's peaceful, smiling face. 'She's kinda cute like this.' He thought contentedly. He was about to lightly kiss her on the forehead, when he was interrupted by a booming voice saying "This is your captain speaking. My Name is Todd, and we have reached the cruising altitude of 30,000 feet. You may now turn on your electronics. You will have a meal choice of what appears to be pasta with an intriguing green sauce with chunks of bacon in it, or something that might have been chicken at one time."
Karasu/Yusuke swore mentally. Why did the pilots have to talk so damn much?!
Captain Todd's voice rang out across the plane again. "We will arrive in Hawaii in about 5 hours and 50 minutes if things go well. Please remain seated throughout the duration of our flight. "
Everyone on the plane was annoyed by Todd's annoying, scratchy voice, but everyone assumed it was over. They were wrong.
"Yeah, this is going to be a nice flight." Todd commented over the audio speakers.
Then, there was silence.
Koenma finally spoke. "Why do they think we need to know their whole life stories?!" He asked nobody in particular.
Botan had woken up at the sound of Todd's voice. She sat up and rubbed her eyes sleepily.
Todd's voice resounded throughout the airplane once again. "Folks, today I'm wearing a white shirt, and blue pants. I'm also wearing a nifty blue pilot hat."
"NOBODY CARES!" Koenma yelled out with exasperation.
"I feel I need to talk about my past. I was born on March 25th. My mother was 22. When my father first saw me his response was 'what the hell is that thing?!', and it was pretty much downhill from there..." Todd began.
~*3 ½ hours later.*~
"....and when I was 11 or so, I bought a pair of white socks from Walmart.." Todd continued rambling.
Everyone on the plane had twitching left eyes by now, and there was a major aspirin shortage.
Botan had an idea. 'Hey! Hiei!' she called over to Hiei.
"What?" Hiei responded.
"Don't you hate Todd's voice?"
"Yeah."
"Well, I have a way to make it stop!"
~*5 minutes later*~
"Sir, a little boy wants to come into the cockpit and meet you." An attendant announced to Captain Todd.
"Okay! Send the fella in!"
Hiei walked into the cockpit.
"Hello, what's your name, little boy?" Todd asked Hiei.
"Hn. Golly gee mister Captain Todd, sir. My name is Hiei." Hiei replied in a flat voice. Botan had given him some words to say.
"Well, Hiei, my boy! It's nice to meet you! Do you want to be a pilot when you grow up?" Todd asked.
"Why, golly gee! Do I ever." Hiei replied with the same flat, expressionless voice.
"Well come over and look at the controls!"
Hiei stared blankly at Todd. He then proceeded to put the rest of his gum into his mouth and began to chew.
"..."
Hiei walked over to Todd and blew a giant bubble.
"..."
POP!
Todd rolled around on the floor trying to get the gum off his face. "IT BURNS!" he screamed as he clawed at his face.
Then co-pilot Jeff took over the plane's controls.
Hiei left the cockpit, with Todd still screaming and twitching on the floor.
Nobody on the plane was angry at Hiei, in fact they thanked him.
~*in first class*~
Kurama had fallen asleep. He missed all of Todd's long banter about nothing in particular.
~*later...*~
The plane landed safely, and everyone got off.
Kurama ran around frantically trying to find his comrades. He spotted Kuwabara chasing a family with a coconut.
"Kuwabara, stop!" Kurama called out to his dimwitted friend, who was still in a dress.
Kuwabara looked over at Kurama. "Hello!" he greeted.
Kurama ran over to Kuwabara. "Where is everyone else?"
Kuwabara thought about it for a minute before yelling, "OWW! A thinking cramp!"
Kurama sweat dropped.
"Can you please help me find them?!" Kurama pleaded.
Kuwabara pointed to the others, who were standing by the doors of the airport. Kurama and Kuwabara ran over to them.
"I've finally found you!" Kurama cried with glee.