Yay! I'm going to update! I promised Tan-chan I would update this before I
left for 3 weeks to visit my dad, so, here I am.
I really want to finish this piece of crap, but I'm never in the mood. I promise it'll only be another chapter or two.
I still don't own YYH, but I will once BD and I complete our master plan! BWAHAHAHAHA! FEAR THE DOOMY DOTS! *runs in circles*
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The continually delirious freaks turned to face Kurama.
"Fred is quite surprised you found us!" Hiei said in shock.
"Well of course I did." Kurama stated. This whole business of chasing a demi-god, a ferry girl, a spirit detective who thinks he's Karasu, an ugly oaf in drag, and a fire demon who thinks his eyebrow can talk, while they're all under the influence of some mysterious Makai fruits is very tiring and tedious work.
It was about this time that Hiei thought it would be fun to refer to himself in third person.
"Hiei wants to go to the beach. He is very white underneath this cloak. Hiei does not remove the cloak often enough for him to become tan. Hiei shall first go buy a towel, and then he will command everyone to go to the beach with him." Hiei said and strode off to the gift shop that was very conveniently located 20 feet away.
"Riiiight." Yusuke said as he watched Hiei emerge from the now burning gift shop with a black towel, a pair of big pink sunglasses with rhinestones on the frame, black sandals, and a stuffed gecko with "Thank you for visiting Hawaii!" written on it's belly.
Everyone looked at the gecko with curiosity.
"What?! Haven't you ever seen a stuffed gecko before?" Hiei burst out. "Fred insisted that Hiei should get it." Hiei added
"Well, since we are all in Hawaii, I think we should enjoy ourselves as best be can. .even if you are all out of your minds." Kurama stated thoughtfully.
Koenma eyed the stuffed gecko with envy. "I want a stuffed gecko too.." Koenma thought to himself.
"Hiei loves you, Fred." Hiei said softly as he stroked his eyebrow.
"Oh my god..." Koenma thought. "He truly is insane!"
And so, the gang of freaks and Kurama took a cab to a beach. Kurama paid the cab driver, and walked down to the beach alongside his friends.
"Wait! I don't have a swimsuit!" Koenma cried.
Botan pulled a box out of her sleeve. "I got one for everyone!" She said as she lifted the lid to the box, revealing 5 swimsuits, four of them for men, and one for a woman.
Botan pulled the women's suit out and handed the box to 'Karasu'. He selected a pair of black swimming trunks, and passed the box to Kuwabara, who proceeded to remove purple trunks from the box and pass the box to Koenma. Koenma carefully thought about it, quickly pulled out his selection and stuffed it in his pocket before anyone could see what he chose. Hiei pulled the last suit out of the box, which was a pair of green trunks.
"Oh crap! Kurama, I didn't get you any. Tough luck." Botan said indifferently.
"Oh, that's ok. I still have a little money left; I can go buy my suit at a store." Kurama said reassuringly.
"You can have Hiei's." Hiei stated as he handed Kurama the green trunks. "They will not fit Hiei anyway."
"Are you sure, Hiei?" Kurama asked.
"Yep." Hiei replied.
"But, what will you wear?" Kuwabara asked the small fire demon.
"I'm going to go commando." Hiei simply stated.
Everyone shuddered and walked into the bathrooms to change.
Five minutes later, everyone emerged, wearing their suits.
The 'mysterious' suit Koenma didn't want to show anybody before, turned out to be a Speedo with an American flag pattern.
"LOOK AT ME!!!!!!" Koenma yelled as he ran down the beach.
Hiei had been waiting outside while everyone changed. Here's what happened:
"Look! Mommy! It's a midget!" Some little kid shouted while pointing at Hiei.
"I..AM.NOT.A.MIDGET!!!" Hiei screamed. "JAOU ENSATSU KOKURYUU HA!!!!!!"
*end recap*
Kurama looked around. "Hiei, why is this half of the beach destroyed?" Kurama asked suspiciously.
"HIEI WILL NOT TELL MR. FRIZZLEFACE! IT IS A SECRET! I'LL TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE!" Hiei yelled crazily.
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Well, that's it for now. I'm bored, and I know you don't really want to read this, so I'll only have one more chapter! I promise!
Things you might be able to expect next time: Nude Hiei, Koenma making friends with a crab, dolphin-y fun, and everyone's sanity comes back! Plus much, much more!
Please review!
Bai bai!
I really want to finish this piece of crap, but I'm never in the mood. I promise it'll only be another chapter or two.
I still don't own YYH, but I will once BD and I complete our master plan! BWAHAHAHAHA! FEAR THE DOOMY DOTS! *runs in circles*
..__..__..__..__..
The continually delirious freaks turned to face Kurama.
"Fred is quite surprised you found us!" Hiei said in shock.
"Well of course I did." Kurama stated. This whole business of chasing a demi-god, a ferry girl, a spirit detective who thinks he's Karasu, an ugly oaf in drag, and a fire demon who thinks his eyebrow can talk, while they're all under the influence of some mysterious Makai fruits is very tiring and tedious work.
It was about this time that Hiei thought it would be fun to refer to himself in third person.
"Hiei wants to go to the beach. He is very white underneath this cloak. Hiei does not remove the cloak often enough for him to become tan. Hiei shall first go buy a towel, and then he will command everyone to go to the beach with him." Hiei said and strode off to the gift shop that was very conveniently located 20 feet away.
"Riiiight." Yusuke said as he watched Hiei emerge from the now burning gift shop with a black towel, a pair of big pink sunglasses with rhinestones on the frame, black sandals, and a stuffed gecko with "Thank you for visiting Hawaii!" written on it's belly.
Everyone looked at the gecko with curiosity.
"What?! Haven't you ever seen a stuffed gecko before?" Hiei burst out. "Fred insisted that Hiei should get it." Hiei added
"Well, since we are all in Hawaii, I think we should enjoy ourselves as best be can. .even if you are all out of your minds." Kurama stated thoughtfully.
Koenma eyed the stuffed gecko with envy. "I want a stuffed gecko too.." Koenma thought to himself.
"Hiei loves you, Fred." Hiei said softly as he stroked his eyebrow.
"Oh my god..." Koenma thought. "He truly is insane!"
And so, the gang of freaks and Kurama took a cab to a beach. Kurama paid the cab driver, and walked down to the beach alongside his friends.
"Wait! I don't have a swimsuit!" Koenma cried.
Botan pulled a box out of her sleeve. "I got one for everyone!" She said as she lifted the lid to the box, revealing 5 swimsuits, four of them for men, and one for a woman.
Botan pulled the women's suit out and handed the box to 'Karasu'. He selected a pair of black swimming trunks, and passed the box to Kuwabara, who proceeded to remove purple trunks from the box and pass the box to Koenma. Koenma carefully thought about it, quickly pulled out his selection and stuffed it in his pocket before anyone could see what he chose. Hiei pulled the last suit out of the box, which was a pair of green trunks.
"Oh crap! Kurama, I didn't get you any. Tough luck." Botan said indifferently.
"Oh, that's ok. I still have a little money left; I can go buy my suit at a store." Kurama said reassuringly.
"You can have Hiei's." Hiei stated as he handed Kurama the green trunks. "They will not fit Hiei anyway."
"Are you sure, Hiei?" Kurama asked.
"Yep." Hiei replied.
"But, what will you wear?" Kuwabara asked the small fire demon.
"I'm going to go commando." Hiei simply stated.
Everyone shuddered and walked into the bathrooms to change.
Five minutes later, everyone emerged, wearing their suits.
The 'mysterious' suit Koenma didn't want to show anybody before, turned out to be a Speedo with an American flag pattern.
"LOOK AT ME!!!!!!" Koenma yelled as he ran down the beach.
Hiei had been waiting outside while everyone changed. Here's what happened:
"Look! Mommy! It's a midget!" Some little kid shouted while pointing at Hiei.
"I..AM.NOT.A.MIDGET!!!" Hiei screamed. "JAOU ENSATSU KOKURYUU HA!!!!!!"
*end recap*
Kurama looked around. "Hiei, why is this half of the beach destroyed?" Kurama asked suspiciously.
"HIEI WILL NOT TELL MR. FRIZZLEFACE! IT IS A SECRET! I'LL TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE!" Hiei yelled crazily.
..__..__..__..__..
Well, that's it for now. I'm bored, and I know you don't really want to read this, so I'll only have one more chapter! I promise!
Things you might be able to expect next time: Nude Hiei, Koenma making friends with a crab, dolphin-y fun, and everyone's sanity comes back! Plus much, much more!
Please review!
Bai bai!