Yu-Gi-Oops! : Season #2
ElViRa : Hiya! This is…well…the usual bloopers…except I was only able to see the first 20 minutes of this episode….so the last part is…well….missing…
Dual Identity #1
Scene : Be it ever so random! Concerning the last chapter!
Yami Yugi : Why did you tell me to bug off?
Seto : Because I'm a mean insensitive jerk.
Yami Yugi : Are not.
Seto : Are too.
Yami Yugi : Are not.
Seto : Are too.
Yami Yugi : Are not.
Seto : Are too.
Yami Yugi : Are not.
Seto : Are too.
Yami Yugi : Are not.
Seto : Are too.
Yami Yugi : Are not.
Seto : Are too.
Yami Yugi : Are not.
Seto : Are too.
Yami Yugi : Are not.
Seto : Are too.
Yami Yugi : Are not.
Seto : Are too.
Yami Yugi : Are not.
Seto : Are too.
Yami Yugi : Are too.
Seto : Are not.
Yami Yugi : HA! I GOT YOU!
Seto : …Dang.
ElViRa : Thanx a bunch Macavity!
Seto (soulless) : (dressed as a cat from CATS) *singing and dancing* Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity. He's broken every human law…He breaks the laws of gravity…His powers of levitation, would make a fake of Astaire…and when they reach the scene of crime, Macavity's not there!
Pegasus : ^_^ *clap clap clap*
ElViRa : . AAARGH!!!!!!! *whacks Pegasus senseless with AMofD* {Acme Mallet of Doom}
Pegasus : X_x
ElViRa : ^_________^
DNS : ^_^~
Scene : In Yugi's Room
Yugi : *becomes Yami Yugi*
Yami Yugi : *dons a cape and runs around room with arms stretched out in front of him* I'm Superman!!! Whooosh!!!
Bakura, Tea, and Tristan : *facefault*
Scene : Same
Yugi : *becomes Yami Yugi*
Yami Yugi : *dons a cape and sings…* DA-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU BATMAN!!!!!
Bakura, Tea, and Tristan : *facefault*
DNS : -_-U;;;;;
Scene : In the corridor
Tristan : We'll have to cheer you from the balcony, Yugi. Only duelists are allowed on the arena floor.
Yami Yugi : O.o; Wha-wha?! WHERE'S MY CAPE?!!! *runs back to room to get it*
Joey : *sweatdrop* He's really gonna get disqualified…
Bakura, Tea, and Tristan : *sweatdrop* *nod nod*
Scene : In room with horse thingie on door ~_~
Horse on Door : *eyes light up* *neighs* Greetings! I am Pegasus!
Yugi, Joey, Mai, and Bakura : O.o;
Horse on Door : What? I am the famed winged horse, and I am but waiting for my rider, Bellerophone!!!
Yugi, Joey, Mai, and Bakura : O.o;;;;;;;;;
ElViRa : That came from Yami's #1 fan!!!
Scene :
Yugi : I'll find a way to save them all!!!
Random Pokemon Voiceover : Gotta save 'em all! Yu-Gi-Oh!!!
Yugi : *facefault*
Scene :
Yugi : No matter what happens…I have to keep the spirit of my Millennium Puzzle under control! I can't risk him hurting Mai!
Yami Yugi : Um…question…if I'm so "under control", why are you taller and skinnier than usual, with a deeper voice and point-on-the-edge eyes?
Yugi : *twitch* …uh…growth spurt?
Yami Yugi : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Yugi mostly just thinking
Yugi (thinking) : If Pegasus can steal souls with his Millennium Item, who knows what the spirit of the Puzzle might do to win against Mai?!
Yami Yugi (inside Puzzle) : *scary, scary voice* I'll only send her to the Shadow Realm for eternity…it's not so bad…really…
Yugi : O_O *suddenly takes Puzzle off and smashes it to pieces with his foot*
Mai : *sweatdrop* ???
Pegasus : NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Yami Yugi : NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scene : In the cheerleaders' balcony
Tea : Go Yugi!
Joey : *runs in, elbows Tea and Tristan out of the way, and leans on railing. Unfortunately…railing is slippery…Joey falls, landing right smack in the middle of the dueling arena*
Joey : x_X
Tea : Hmph! Serves him right!
ElViRa : *looks down at Joey* Oooh…that's gotta hurt!…
Scene : Same
Tea : Go Yugi!
Pegasus : *runs in, elbows Tea and Tristan out of the way, leans on railing*
Tristan : Jo-! Hey!!! You're not Joey!!!
Tea, Bakura, and Yugi : O.o;;;;
Pegasus : *sweatdrop* Uh….maybe I got the wrong script…
Joey : (sitting in a chair on a slower balcony) Ya think?!?!!!
ElViRa : Those last two were suggested by Silvernymph!
Scene : Mirror Wall, activate!
Yugi : A wall!!!
Mai : Your Gaia ran smack into my mirror wall, which cuts any of your monsters' attack points in half!
Harpies Lady : *starts putting on make-up while looking at it's reflection on the wall*
Mai : Hey!!! Didn't I tell you never to do that during a duel?!?!!!
Harpies Lady : *ignores her*
Mai : -_-*
ElViRa : Thanx for the idea! Yami's #1 fan!!!
Scene : Cyber Shield
Mai : High fashion for Harpies Lady!
Harpies Lady : (wearing the armor) *walks down a catwalk swinging hips model-style*
Yugi and Mai : *sweatdrop*
Scene : The cheerleaders on the balcony
Joey : Why isn't he thinking through his moves like he's always telling me?!?!! *shakes a fist at Yugi* HYPOCRITE!!!
Yugi : *facefault*
Scene : Yami and Hikari debating (will be repeated many times)
Yami Yugi : Yugi! Please let me help you!
Yugi : No! I can't take that risk!
Yami Yugi : *groveling on hands and knees* PLEASE!!! PLLLLEEEEAAASSSSEE!!!!
Yugi : ^-^ Okies!
Yami Yugi : Yesss!!!
Scene : Same
Yami Yugi : Please, Yugi! Let me help!
Yugi : NO!
Yami Yugi : PLEASE!
Yugi : NO!!!
Yami Yugi : If you do…I'll give you some chocolate…
Yugi : N-! Chocolate?!?!!!! GIMME!!!! *jumps on chocolate like a rabid chipmunk*
Yami : *takes over* Hehe…worked like a charm…
DNS : *___* Chocolate….
Scene : Same again
Yami Yugi : Please, Yugi! Let me help!
Yugi : No!
Yami Yugi : PLEASE!!!
Yugi : No!!!
Yami Yugi : PUH-LEAZE! LET ME HELP!!!
Mai : FOR GOSH SAKES, YUGI! JUST LET HIM HELP!!!
Pegasus : YEAH! HOW WILL I EVER STEAL YOUR SOUL IF YOU DON'T BEAT MAI?!
Tea, Joey, Bakura, and Tristan : LET HIM HELP! AT LEAST THEN HE'LL SHUT UP!!!
Yugi : NO! HE'S GOING TO HURT MAI!
Mai : *I'M* GOING TO HURT *YOU* IF YOU DON'T LET HIM HELP!
Yami Yugi : SEE? THEY ALL LOVE ME MORE THAN YOU!
Yugi : WAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Yami Bakura : WHY IS EVERYONE SPEAKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND ENDING EVERY SENTENCE WITH AN EXCLAMATION POINT?!
ElViRa : I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK! ANYWAY, THANX AS ALWAYS Rebot Coder 99!!!
Scene : Same – as always
Yugi : NO! I can't let you duel!
Yami Yugi : ARRRGH!!! That's it, I give up_reasoning_with you stupid mortals! *whacks Yugi over the head with a mallet*
Yugi : @_@
{DNS : Hey! \_/**** THAT'S ISN'T NICE!!!!!}
Yami Yugi : *completely takes over* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tea : Guys? Is it just me, or did he just laugh evilly?
Bakura, Tristan, and Joey : O.o; Um…yeah…
Yami Bakura : Where did he get the mallet?
(in some random corner)
ElViRa : WHERE THE HECK IS MY MALLET OF DOOM?!?!
ElViRa's Seto Plushie : Yami Yugi took it…
(back at arena)
*ElViRa appears, find Mallet, whacks Yami Yugi senseless {for not asking permission!!! ~_~}, leaves*
Yami Yugi : x_X
Yugi : @_@
All others : o.O;;;
ElViRa : ^_~
DNS : O.o….
Scene : Same – again and again….
Yugi : *something about "I can't let Yami out 'cause he'd blow up the world"*
Yami Yugi : Okay, find, whatever. Lose, what do I care…*polishes nails*
Yugi : Wha?!
Yami Yugi : Well, I've come to the conclusion that this is all some hug, horrendous, poorly-reasoned-out nightmare. Therefore none of this is real. So go ahead lose. Dreams aren't worth this much frustration.
Yugi : -_-;…Okaaaaayyy…
ElViRa : Those last two (with a little variation), were by Meredeth T. Tasaki.
Scene : Same – YES!!! THIS IS THE LAST TIME!!! ~.~
Yami Yugi : Please Yugi! Let me help!
Yugi : NO!!!
Yami Yugi : I WILL NOW TAKE OVER WITHOUT ASKING!!! *does*
Yugi : Ayeee!!! *is_shoved_into Millennium Puzzle*
Yami Yugi : ^_________^
Bakura, Joey, Tea, and Tristan : O.o;;;
ElViRa : That one was by Silvernymph!!!
Scene : Mai's "pep talk"
Mai : What is with you? I expected a real battle from you, and all I get is this lame frontal assault!
Yugi : *goes all kawaii and chibi-ish* WAAAH!!! YOU IS A BIG MEANIE HEAD!!! *starts crying*
Mai : Awww…that's okay Yugi…*huggles Chibi Yugi*
ElViRa, Bakura, Tristan, and Joey : O_oU;;
DNS : *o* Chibi Yugi….*huggles Yugi-as-a-Girl plushie* ^_^
Scene : Pretty much same
Mai : I'm your opponent now and I want to beat someone who is battling at his best. Not some duelist who acts like he's afraid of his own shadow!
Yugi : I am not afraid of my own shadow! *looks behind him, sees his shadow, jumps and shrieks like a girl* EEEEEEE!!!!!
Scene : The Harpies Feather Duster!
Mai : No attack this time! Instead I'm gonna sweep your trap away, with Harpies' Feather Duster!
Harpies Lady : *suddenly appears dressed like a French Maid, holding a feather duster*
Mai : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Yet another Hikari/Yami debate!
Yugi : She keeps powering up her Harpies Lady and hiding behind that Mirror Wall…
Yami Yugi : You really should let me take over Yugi. Did you ever realize that you actually stink at this game, and wouldn't have gotten this far without me?
Yugi : *eye twitches* Did you know that Grandpa's soul wouldn't have been stolen and I wouldn't be entered in this stupid tournament in the first place if not for you!!!
*flashback : 1st episode – Yugi beats Seto, Pegasus gets interested…steals grandpa's soul*
Yami Yugi : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Same
Yugi : She keeps powering up her Harpies Lady and hiding behind that Mirror Wall as a shield…
Yami Yugi : Let me help you Yugi! We can defeat her together!
Yugi : NO!!! *mentally slaps Yami Yugi*
Yami Yugi : HEY!!! *punches Yugi in the nose*
Both : *start fighting*
*~* Meanwhile *~*
(While Yami and Hikari Yugi {their spirits at least} are attempting to kill each other)
Yugi (body at least) : *standing still with blank soulless look in eyes*
Mai : Yo! Earth to Yugi! Is he always this way?
Joey : Uhm…is that a rhetorical question?
Scene : Harpies' Pet Dragon
Mai : ….And he gets 300 more attack points just for sitting beside his master!
Harpies' Pet Dragon : Why am I on a leash held by that…mere pixie?!!! Without all those magic cards, I am 500 points stronger than her!!!
Harpies Lady : -_-* SILENCE!!! YOU ARE MY MINION!!!
Harpies' Pet Dragon : *gets really mad and toasts Harpies Lady*
Harpies Lady : @_@
Mai : U_U;;;
Yugi : O.o;;;
Scene : Mai's still chattering!
Mai : …Can you answer the question?
Yugi : What is the matrix?
Mai : O_oU;;;
Scene : Same
Mai : …Can you answer the question?
Yugi : I duel Pegasus because I hate him and want to take over his company!
Mai, Bakura, Joey, Tristna, and Tea : Huh?!
Pegasus : O_OU;;;;;;;;;;
Scene : Right after the one before it
Mai : Well that's what you say, but tell M-
ElViRa : Well that's all I was able to watch, so review and send suggestions. All reviews make me happy and squishiful.
Sane people : O.o
ElViRa : What's wrong with squishiful?!
DNS : You have to admit, it IS better than warm and fuzzy! ^_^U