Yu-Gi-Oops! : Season #2
Dual Identity #2
Scene : On the balcony
Joey : Who would thought she was this good? Was it just sheer dumb luck that I beat 'er before?
Mai : You're exactly right, Joey. Sheer dumb luck…
Joey : *facefault*
Scene : Hikari 'n Yami are STILL debating!!!
Yami Yugi : I meant no harm. I only wanted to help.
Yugi : *sitting on the floor*
Yami Yugi : Yugi. Get off of the floor. The floor's dirty.
Yugi : (whiney childish voice) Stop acting like you're my mommy!!! You're just my homicidal Yami!!!
Yami Yugi : Grrrrrrr…
Scene : 'Bout same
Yami Yugi : I will never do something against your will. I promise.
Yugi : Liar!!! You're lying to me!!!
Yami Yugi : A liar, am I?! Why you…!
(They both get into a fight, exchanging punches, kicks, and such things.)
~*~ Meanwhile, while the two spirits are duking it out ~*~
Yugi (body only) : *falls to the ground, motionless*
Harpies Lady and Harpies' Pet Dragon : *look at each other*
Harpies Lady : Woohoo! Break time!!!
Harpies' Pet Dragon : Alright! Time to eat!!!
Both : *leave to get some food to eat*
Everyone : *facefault*
ElViRa : Thanx Lord of Outtakes!!! ^_^
Scene : Same scene, different dialogue
*~* Yugi and Yami are suddenly singing something from a musical called "The Producers" *~*
{Note : Yami has somehow materialized next to Yugi so everyone can see the both of them.}
Yugi : How can I believe you?
Yami Yugi : Oh ye of little faith. What did Lewis say to Clark when everything looked bleak? What did Sir Edmund say to Tenzing as they struggled towards Everest's peak? What did Washington say to his troops as they crossed the Delaware? I'm sure you're well aware…
Yugi : What'd they say?
Yami Yugi : …We can do it, we can do it, we can do it, me and you! …We can do it…We can do it…We can make our dreams come true! …Everything you've ever wanted…Is just waiting to be had…Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls…caressing you, undressing you, and driving you mad!!!
Yugi : O_O;;;
Yami Yugi : We can do it..We can do it…This is not the time to shirk! We can do it, you won't rue it! Say goodbye to petty clerk!!! Hi, great duelist: yes, great duelist! I mean you sir! Go berserk!!! We can do it…We can do it, and I know it's gonna work! What dya say, Yug?
Yugi : What do I say? Finally a chance to become the world's greatest duelist? What do I say? Finally a chance to make my dreams come true sir? What do I say? What do I say? Here's what I say to you sir!!! …I can't do it…I can't do it…I can't do it that's not me! …I'm a loser…I'm a coward…I'm a chicken, don't you see…When it comes to wooing women, there's a few things that I lack…Beautiful girls wearing nothing but pearls, chasing me, embracing me, I'd have an attack!
Yami Yugi : Why you miserable cowardly wretched little caterpillar! Don't you want to become a butterfly?! Don't you want to spread your wings and flap your way to glory?!
Yugi : I can't do it!!!
Yami Yugi : We can do it!!!
Yugi : I can't do it!!!
Yami Yugi : We can do it!!!
Yugi : I cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot do it! 'Cause I know it's gonna fail!!!
Yami Yugi : WE CAN DO IT!!!!!!! I KNOW IT CANNOT FAIL!!!!!!
Yugi : (singing with Yami Yugi on the last line) I KNOW IT'S GONNA FAIL!!!!
Pegasus : *clap, clap, clap…*
Others : O.o;;;
ElViRa : ~_~;
DNS : ^_____________^
Scene : Shady/Yami's back!!!
Yugi : You promised you'd do this my way. Right?
Yami Yugi : Right. And my word is my bond…
Yugi : Okay…
*Yami Bakura and Yami Malik suddenly appear*
Yami Bakura : Guess who's back…
Yami Malik : Back again…
Yami Bakura : Shady's back…
Yami Malik : Tell a friend…
Both : Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back…
Yami Yugi : I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Yugi no more…They want Shady, I'm chopped liver!…*uhm…CENSOR, CENSOR!!!! -_-* *…Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just follow me, 'cause we need a little controversy! 'Cause it feels so empty without me!
Others : ???
ElViRa : Slim Shady's in da house!!!
{Note : Slim Shady/Yami thing comes from Chapter #7 of Yu-Gi-Oops!}
Scene : Mind control!!!
Yami Yugi : …I'll use it to seize control of Harpies' Pet Dragon!
Harpies' Pet Dragon : ROAR!!!
Mai : Nice move, Yugi, but Harpies' Pet Dragon is only a servant of Harpies Lady, and even brainwashed, it would never think of harming its master.
Yami Yugi : We'll see about that…Harpies' Pet Dragon…Fearsome Fireball Attack!!!
Harpies' Pet Dragon : *attacks Harpies Lady, reducing it to ashes*
Yami Yugi : MUAHAHAHA!!!!
Mai : O_O
Scene : Same
Mai : My Harpies' Pet Dragon is so loyal, it will never attack its master!
Yami Yugi : Who said anything about your Harpies? What I'm attacking is…the castle!!!
Yugi's friend : …Um, Yugi? What castle?
Yami Yugi : What?! DANG!!! I READ THE WRONG SCRIPT AGAIN!!! WHO GAVE ME THE SCRIPT FROM MY DUEL WITH PANIK?!?!!!
Seto : *snickers from inside card*
Harpies' Pet Dragon : *destroys Pegasus's Castle*
Everyone : *clothes smoldering* Ow…
Yugi : NOOOOOO!!!! GRANDPA!!! *picks up Gramp's half-burned card*
Joey : Oh, well….They're dead…Anybody want a pizza?
Everyone : Sure! *leave*
ElViRa : ROFL!!! Funny, funny, funny!!! Thanx Rebot Coder 99!!! But…uh…Where's Seto and Mokuba's soul cards? EEP!!! *goes off to find them*
DNS : -_- Seto-stalker….
Scene : Mai's turn
Mai : Hmm…Harpies Lady!!! Attack Catapult Turtle! Whiplash Attack!!!
Harpies Lady : *does…bringing Yugi's life points to zero*
Yami Yugi : NOOO!!! THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!
Yugi : *pouting in soul room* You said if we worked together, we could beat her!
Yami Yugi : Shut up, Yugi…
Mai : ^_^
Scene : Kuriboh
Yami Yugi : I play Kuriboh!
Mai : ¬_¬ Oh…It's the attack of the giant three-toed hairball…
Kuriboh : _
Yami Yugi : …Like many before you, Mai, you have forgotten my motto…
Mai : …Which is…?
Yami Yugi : LITTLE CREATURES RULE!!! KURIBOH…OBLITERATE!!!
Kuriboh : *Exodia-ish blast of energy…kills off Mai's monsters*
Mai : O_O
Yugi : ^___^
Yami Yugi : ~_~
ElViRa : O_o;;;
DNS : ~^.^~ Yay~!
Scene : Mai dissing Kuriboh
Mai : That hairball couldn't be an important step towards anything, except maybe choking a cat!…
Yami Yugi : Perhaps you have read my mind, Mai…I play…The Big Cute Kitty!!! In attack mode!!!
Mai : *sweatdrop*
Yami Yugi : …And I will use the magic of Polymerization to combine Kuriboh and Big Cute Kitty to form…the fearsome…Choking Cat!!!
Mai : O_oU;;;
Chocking Cat : *hack, hack*
Yami Yugi : Choking Cat…toxic hairball attack!!!
Choking Cat : *destroys Harpies' Pet Dragon with balls of glowing acid-green hair and spit*
Mai : *facefault*
DNS : XDXDXDXD!!!! Kitty cat!!!
ElViRa : ~_~U
Scene : Yami attempts to summon Black Lustre Soldier
Yami Yugi : …I can't…
Yugi : We can do it! We can do it! We can do it, me and you! We can do it! We can do it! We can make our dreams come true!
Yami Yugi : I can't do it!
Yugi : We can do it!
Yami Yugi : I cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot do it! 'Cause I know it's gonna fail!!!
Yugi : We can do it!
Yami Yugi : We can't!!!
Yugi : Can!
Yami Yugi : Can't!!!
Yugi : Can!!!
Yami Yugi : Can't!!!
Yugi : Can!!!
Yami Yugi : Can't!!!
Yugi : Can!!!
Yami Yugi : Can't!!!
Yugi : Can!!!
Yami Yugi : Can't!!!
Yugi : Can!!!
Yami Yugi : Can't!!!
Yugi : Can!!!
Yami Yugi : Can't!!!
Yugi : Can!!!
Yami Yugi : Can't!!!
Yugi : Can!!!
Yami Yugi : Can't!!!
Yugi : Can't!!!
Yami Yugi : Can!!!
Yugi : Yess!!! Now let's draw that card!!!
Yami Yugi : O_o
Scene : Same
Yami Yugi : …I can't…
Yugi : We can do it! …together!…
Yami Yugi : Yugi?
Yugi : I'm with you! And we're not alone! We have the support of all my friends, just like I've had from the beginning…
Yami Yugi : …with all of you by my side, I was foolish to lose faith…but since it's so crowded in here, it's making me lose concentration…Yugi…please tell your little friends to bug off…
Yugi : Wha-?!
Yugi's Friends : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Same – again
Yami Yugi : …with all of you by my side, I was foolish to lose faith…
Yugi : It's like you said…we need to trust in each other, and in the Heart of the Cards…when we put our heart in the game, there's nothing we can't do…*opens big-shiny-light-door-thingie*
Pegasus : *looks frightened* Such power!…I've never felt such tremendous strength!!…Never!!!
Yami Yugi : *draws a card* *immediately starts crying*
Yugi : *looks at card* *immediately starts crying too*
Mai : Hey Yugi! What's wrong with you now?!
Yami Yugi : *sniff* *reveals card…Mystical Box!!!*
Mai : HAHA!!!
Pegasus : *looks bored* Eh…so much for that…
Scene : Same – for the last time!
Yugi : *blabbering something to Yami about friends and stuff…*
Monsters on field : : *have strangely annoyed looks on faces*
*~* Suddenly… *~*
Monsters : WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!
Gaia the Fierce Knight : Good grief! You humans talk WAY too much!!!
{DNS : Knight. Should be pronounced…*snickers*…according to Monty Python…Kuh-nig-it!}
Harpies Sisters : Yakidy yakidy yak! All day long!!!
Kuriboh : We want more action! More ACTION!!!
Harpies' Pet Dragon : Absolutely, like, booooooorrrrriiiiiinnngggggg!!!!!
{Every single monster in the entire series appear}
(Apparently they're forming an angry protest, holding signs that say things like : "Violence is educational", "Mankind talks too much!", "Less talk, more action!", "Where has the violence gone?", and "Why bomb Iraq?!! Let us do it!!!")
Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon : Heck no! We won't go!
Red Eyes Skull Dragon : Down with talking!!!
Magician of Dark Chaos : We demand more action!
Gate Guardian : We also want to do more than take orders from humans! We want to do things like play cards, talk, and more!
Other Monsters : YEAH!!!
Giltia the Dark Knight : But I thought we were against talking?!!
Other Monsters : O.o; *squash him*
All humans present : O_o;;; *sweatdrop*
Bandit Keith : …terrific…just what we need. Monsters going on protest…
ElViRa : ROFLMAO!!! THANX AGAIN!!! Lord of Outtakes!
DNS : *in background laughing her head off from reading the signs*
Scene : The Black Lustre Soldier!!!
Yami Yugi : And I reveal to you, the strongest warrior…BLACK LUSTRE SOLDIER!!!
Black Lustre Soldier : *leaps out of the Gate of Chaos*
Yami Yugi : O_o Huh?! What the-?!!!?!
Black Lustre Soldier : *half naked, wearing boxers, and blushing furiously* Hey! It takes much longer to put on that *bleep* heavy armor!
Everyone : *facefault*
ElViRa : *giggle, giggle* That waz from Lord of Yami!
Scene : Pegasus on Balcony
Pegasus : …the duel is over!…Mai's spirit is broken…she's lost the will to fight on!…
Yami Yugi : *suddenly materializes next to Pegasus* You really are fond of saying that "spirit is broken" thing, aren't you?
Scene : End of duel
Yami Yugi : *smile* *thumbs up sign*
Mai : *glare* *middle finger up sign*
Yugi : O_o
Yami Yugi : *nods sagely* A bad loser you are, Mai…
Elvish Violinist of Ra : Hiya!!! Hope ya liked this edition of Yu-Gi-Oops! Review please!!!
DNS : So, are your reviews warm and squishiful enough?
ElViRa : _ Not warm and squishiful!!! Cold and squishiful!!! Like lime jell-o!!!
DNS : O_o Oookaaayy….*edges away from ElViRa*
ElViRa : ^_^…REVIEW!!!!!!!…^_^