Yu-Gi-Oop! Season #2
Keith's Machination #1
ElViRa : Oh goodie! I found Keith's Machination #1!!!
DNS : ^_^*;;;;;;; *thwaps ElViRa with the Wallet of Doom* Forgetful little child…
ElViRa : Hey!!! XP
DNS : ^.^ Anyways, on with the bloops!!! And hope you enjoy!
Scene : Yugi's thoughts while Pegasus clasp ^_^
Yugi : Enjoy this while you can, Pegasus…because the only reason I'm here is to rescue my grandpa…
Yami Yugi : And get the prize money!
Seto (in card) : And humiliate Pegasus!!
Bandit Keith : Yeah!!
Yugi : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Cheerleaders on balcony
Bakura : Joey, you're going to do fine!
Tea : Come on! Don't worry!
Joey : Thanks! …Guess I'm kinda dense!….
Tristan : And I sure agree with ya, bro'.
Tea and Bakura : *nod, nod* Same here!
Joey : . Hey!!!
Scene : Yugi and Joey in hallway
Yugi : I think we can look forward to an honorably fought match.
Joey : Nice call! So you'll give it your best, and I'll give it mine. And we'll stay best friends no matter what!
Yami Yugi (in soul room) : Unless, of course, I lose…
Yugi : U_U;
Scene : Croquet asks Keith and Joey to show their cards
Croquet : Show us the cards you need to participate, gentlemen.
(Joey searches his pockets to show Glory of the King's Hand, but couldn't find it. Strangely, Bandit Keith can't seem to find it either.)
Bandit Keith : (thinking to himself) Criss!!!! Where is it?! I swear I had the dweeb's card in my pocket!
Joey : I can't seem to find my card!
Bandit Keith I can't find mine either!
Everyone : *facefault*
Croquet : *sweatdrop* …Well, Yugi wins by default and will face Pegasus in the finals.
Joey and Keith : NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pegasus : I had a feeling I would face Yugi, but not this soon!
ElViRa : Thanx! Lord of Outtakes!
Scene : Mai and Joey in the hallway
Mai : Get up off the floor, Joey!
Joey : Huh?…
Mai The floor's dirty! Didn't your mother ever tell you?!
Joey : Uh…..*sweatdrop*
Scene : Mai gives Joey her card
Joey : No, I got something in my eye…stupid thing, won't come out…
Mai : *hands Joey her handkerchief* Here. Just don't blow your nose on it.
Joey : Thanks, Mai….
Mai : You know, Tea told me about your little sister. Quite frankly, it sounded like a bad soap opera to me, but who doesn't love a bad soap opera?
Joey : Oh, that reminds me…Mai, I have cancer.
Mai : WHAT?!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey : *takes Mai's hands* Yes, Mai, but don't cry for me! I….I love you!
Mai : *hugs Joey* I love you too!
Everyone else *rolls eyes* Talk about bad soap operas…
Scene : Joey reenters arena with Mai's card
Joey : *pushes doors open* Ha!!!
Tea : It's Joey! He made it!
Joey : *begins taking a step forward*
(The timer changes before he completes his step)
Croquet : Well, that's that. Joey Wheeler forfeits. Bandit Keith is the winner.
Joey : NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Yugi : *whipping out script* Wait…I know it's in here somewhere…Bakura! What day is it?
Bakura : Um…September 15. Why?
Yugi : I knew it! It's daylight savings time today! They have to set the clock back, so Joey gets an extra hour!!
Joey : Sweet!…
Bandit Keith : Dang!…I forgot that…
ElViRa : Those last two were from Rebot Coder 99! ^_^
Scene : Joey and Keith begin to duel.
(Keith tells his Pendulum Machine to attack. Strangely it didn't appear.)
Joey : Hmmmmm…*brings out Battle Warrior but he doesn't appear*
(Everyone goes outside and sees all the monsters in the series still on an angry protest)
Yami Bakura : What are you guys doing?!?!
Launcher Spider : You guys took TOO long!
Metalzoa : See?! This is what we mean! In every episode whenever you humans duel, you guys go blah blah blah!
Zera the Mant : And what do we monsters do?! Nothing but take orders from mere humans!!!
Perfect Ultimate Great Moth : It's an outrage, that's what!!
All monsters : YEHA!!! SO YOU HUMANS CAN USE OTHER HUMANS FOR YOUR DUEL!!!!!!!!
Everyone *sweatdrop*
Keith : Great. Now what?
Croquet *sarcastically* What's next? World War III?
(Five jet planes fly by dropping missiles. The humans panic and run all over the place.)
ElViRa : Thanx, Lord of Outtakes!!! *suddenly dressed as a hippie* Peace, man! *peace sign*
Scene : Bandit Keith uses Pendulum Machine to destroy Beaver Warrior
Bandit Keith : Pendulum Machine! Attack that FACEDOWN CARD!
Pendulum Machine : *puts arms in to get Bandit Warrior and slice it in half*
Bakura (Now taken over by Yami Bakura) : Oooooh! Diced-up raw meat! My favorite!!! *gets fork and knife out of nowhere and jumps in the arena, mouth wide open, not realizing it's a hologram, in which he falls face first*
Yami Bakura : OWWWWWWIEEEEE!!!!!! THAT HURT!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!
Everyone : *sweatdrop*
Bakura : God, I am so embarrassed. Thanks a lot, you barbarian!
ElViRa : ROFLMAO!!! HAHAHA!!!! Me likes it very much!!! ^_^ Very juicy!!! *slurp* …Uh…yeah!!! ~_~ Thanx Lord of Yami!!!
Scene : Cheerleaders in balcony again
Joey : My attack's not working!
Tea : Huh?!
Bakura : Great Scott! It's not!
Yugi (with Brit accent) : Dear me! Joey's in Barney!
Tristan (British accent as well) : By Jove! This is terrible!
Bakura : -_-U;;;…Why must you people make fun of my accent?!
ElViRa : ~_~ Barney…Barney Rubble…Trouble!
Scene : 'Bout same
Giltia : *watches the soul spear not have an effect* I guess I'll have to do this the old-fashioned way…*stabs Pendulum Machine in the head and rips out it's engine stuff and whatnot*
Joey : In your face, Keith!!!
Keith : O_O;;;
ElViRa : Funny, funny! …Uh…what's your name?!!! {it didn't show in the review}
Scene : Launcher Spider
Bandit Keith : My turn! And I've got another well-oiled machine just waiting for ya! Launcher Spider!
Launcher Spider : *appears, but is really dirty and covered with rust*
Joey : …You were saying?…
Launcher Spider : *falls apart*
Bandit Keith : *facefault*
Scene : Joey smiles – Cheerleaders on balcony again
Tristan : Haha! Check out Joey' big grin! Something's up!
Yugi : I don't know…that grin looks pretty stupid to me…
Joey : -_-*
Scene : Flame Swordsman destroyed
Bandit Keith : …You shoulda seen the look on your loser face, when your Flame Swordsman got toasted by its own attack!…It was priceless!
Voice Out of Nowhere : There are some things that money can't buy…for everything else, there's Master Card.
All (including ElViRa and DNS) : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Metalzoa attempts to attack Axe Raider
Yugi : Perfect! The Chasm f Spikes card!!!
Yami Bakura It's being tenderized!!! MUST EAT!!! *attempts to jump off balcony again*
Bakura : *holds him back* We've been through this already!…
Yami Bakura : _* FOOOOD!!!
Bakura : *sweatdrop*
Scene : About same
(Metalzoa heads towards Axe Raider. What he didn't know is that there is a banana peel on the ground. Metalzoa steps on it and slips and slides into Axe Raider, carrying him around while sliding into Launcher Spider and Pendulum Machine, causing a big dog pile.)
Metalzoa : Owwwww…
Pendulum Machine : X_X Did anyone get the number on that bus?
Axe Raider : *out cold*
Launcher Spider : (frustrated) All right, who put the banana peel there?! Spill the beans!!!!!
Everyone : *sweatdrop*
ElViRa : Thanx again Lord of Outtakes!
Scene : Garoozis and Launcher Spider
Bandit Keith : Ha! I knew you didn't have another trap card!
Joey : (life points down to 850) WAAAAAH!!!
Bandit Keith : Face it dweeb. You suck at bluffing!
Scene : Garoozis destroys Launcher Spider
(Garoozis slices Launcher Spider causing an explosion. The explosion was a bit TOO powerful as it sends Garoozis, Axe Raider, and Joey into a wall.)
Keith : Ooooooohhhhh!!!
Garoozis : @_@ Looky pretty burdies!…
Axe Raider : Oohh my spine! Oh my back! Dear lord, my everything! I can't feel anything!
Joey : Yo! Get offa me!
ElViRa : *pounding floor laughing* Sooo funny! Thanx once again Lord of Outtakes!
Scene : Ah…wait…there ARE no more scenes…er…
Elvish Violinist of Ra : Well, I hope you liked that AND review! AND read the next chappie!!! 'K?! Toodles!
DNS : ~_~;;;