Yu-Gi-Oops! : Season #2
Keith's Machination #2
ElViRa : _ Two new episodes of YGO! a week will be the death of me!!!
Pegasus Literally?!
ElViRa : *sweatdrop* …No…*whacks him senseless*
DNS : XD Yay~!
Scene : Pegasus on balcony using Eye to see why Joey and Keith are dueling
Pegasus : I wonder what fuels these splendid performances…perhaps my Millennium Eye can show me the answers…*looks into Keith and Joey's minds*
Keith's reason for dueling—money, revenge
Joey's reason for dueling—money, money, and money
Pegasus : Ah…so while one is after my money, the other is..uh…also after my money!…er…O_o;;;
DNS : I would be after your money too ^_^U If I was dueling…that is…
Scene : Same – about
Pegasus : Hmm…it's practically a battle of good versus evil!
Yami Yugi : *deeper voice than usual* Joey…take my hand…join me, and we will rule Duel Monsters with the power of evil!
Joey : Never! You killed my father!
Yami Yugi : No, Joey. I AM your father!
Joey : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
ElViRa : By Rebot Coder 99!!! ^_^
DNS : *laughing head off*
Scene : Same – again
Pegasus : Hmmm…it's practically a battle of good versus evil!…but…facing the bare facts…it's just dumb blond versus dumb blond…how amusing…
Joey and Keith : _*
ElViRa : No offense!!! .
Scene : Barrel Dragon appears
Keith : Go Barrel Dragon! Attack those two monsters!
(Barrel Dragon attacks…then for no reason starts attacking everything and everyone)
Barrel Dragon : Mwahahahaha!!! Ahahahahaha!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Keith : OH SWEET MERCY!!!
Croquet : TAKE COVER EVERYONE!!!
(Everyone takes cover from Barrel Dragon's path of mass destruction)
Yami Yugi : Don't tell us he's on another sugar rush!
Garoozies : Geez, lay off the blasted sugar, will ya?!?!
(Minutes later, the castle was in ruins…Fortunately, no one got hurt)
ElViRa Thanx Lord of Outtakes!
Scene : Summoning Baby Dragon
Joey : I play this card: Baby Dragon!
Baby Dragon : *appears, wearing a diaper, and drinking a bottle*
Joey : O.o;;;
ElViRa : Someone…I guess wrote that…^.~
Scene : Time Wizard
Joey : Go Time Roulette!
Time Roulette : *spin, spin*
Joey : …
Time Roulette : *lands on a skull*
Joey : NOOOOO!!!!
Bandit Keith : Hehe…History repeats itself!
Scene : Same
Joey : Go Time Roulette!
(The arrow begins to spin. When it stops it stops exactly in between the skull and time machine)
Keith What the?! Is it a skull or not?
Joey : O.o; This is new…Um…What happens now?
Time Wizard : Uh-oh! Why my staff is stuck in between those two it means it'll self-destruct in about ten seconds.
Everyone WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!??!?!???
Baby Dragon RUN FOR IT!!!
Barred Dragon : O MI GOD!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!
(The castle blows up…fortunately, no one was hurt)
Scene : Keith plays Barrel Dragon ~_~
Keith : I play the Barrel Dragon!
*Barrel Dragon appears with the 3D armor and stuff*
Keith : Fear this monster Jo—WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!?!??!!
Joey : *laughing so hard that tears come from his eyes* That monster is so…so…HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ElViRa : ???…anyway – by: Chibi Tasuki Chan.
DNS : @_@???
Scene :
Joey : Alright! Go Time Wizard!
Time Wizard : Time Magic! *thousands of years pass on playing field* *Barrel Dragon look the same*
Joey : O.o???
Bandit Keith : HAHAHAHAAA!!! That dweeby little Time Wizard of yours didn't do nothin', 'cause my Barrel Dragon's made of stainless steel!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Joey : O_O;;;
DNS : ~_~;;; Double negatives…By the way he said it…TECHNICALLY the dragon should be rusting…But that's just stupid me and grammar ^_^;;;
Scene : Keith uses Time Machine card
Keith : My monster will return as it was one turn ago.
(Capsule opens. Strangely, Yugi, Joey, Tea, Bakura, and Tristan come out.)
Keith : What the?!?!??!!?
Joey : O.o Huh?!?!
Tea : What the?! How come I'm standing in the duel arena when I'm standing right up on that balcony?
(Indeed, Yugi, Bakura, Tea, and Tristan are on the balcony, while Joey is on the other side of Keith.)
Other Tea : Hey!!! *gives Tea an angry glare* That girl's copying me!
Tea *angrier glare* In your dreams! You wannabe!!!
(Both Teas get into a big catfight, pulling each other's hair, screaming at each other, and such things.)
Other Yugi : Ummmm…what's going on here?
Thousand Dragon : Uhhh…let me check. *checks Time Capsule* Hey! Someone set this silly thing to 5 minutes in the future!
Keith : What???!!! Are you serious??!!!
Other Joey : Who did it?! Any idea?! And where are Pegasus and Croquet anyways?
(Outside those two are making a run for it, hoping that no one suspects they tampered with the Time Capsule.)
ElViRa : Thanx again Lord of Outtakes!!!
Scene : Thousand Dragon destroyed
Joey : My dragon's gone!
Bandit Keith : And he's gonna stay gone too…unless you've got a Time Machine trap set up to bring him back…but he'd return a baby dragon again.
Joey : …I got somethin' better…Reborn the Monster!!! And I'll bring back Thousand Dragon!
Thousand Dragon : ROAR!!!
Bandit Keith : ¬_¬ That doesn't help ya at all, ya dork. Notice my Barrel Dragon's attack points?
Joey : O_o;;; Uh…yeah…forgot about that…
Scene : Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon
Joey : Now my Red Eyes Black Dragon is a Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon!!!
Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon : ROAARRR!!!
Joey : It slices, it dices! It makes entertaining a breeze!
All : O.o;;;
Scene : Same
Joey : I'll use Copycat and I think I'll copy your Magic Metal Force card!
Keith : What?!
Joey : Yeah! Say hello to Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon!
Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon : *roar!*
Joey : Attack, dragon!
Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon : *waits patiently for the name of the attack*
Joey : Um…Hehe…wait, I'll get it! Just give me a second…
Keith : Why are you stalling?!
Joey : I…uh…can't remember the name of the attack.
All : *sweatdrop*
ElViRa : ^.~ Thanx Rebot Coder 99!!!
Scene : Keith pulls a card from his wristband
Keith : *draws a card from deck and also one from his wristband* Well…look what card I just drew! Seven compl-?!
(Card isn't Seven Completed…instead it's a Final Destiny card)
Keith : Oh shoot! I hid the wrong cards! _
Joey : ???
Scene : Same
Keith : *pulls card from his wristband*
Joey : Hey! You're cheating! You're not supposed ta get cards anywhere but from your deck!!
Keith : O_O;;; …Uh…oh….oO;;;
Scene : Keith uses the 3rd Seven Completed
Keith : *uses 3rd Seven Completed ~.~* *then lays another card on the field*
*coins suddenly flow from Slot Machine*
Joey : ???…How does that work???….
Keith : Because I also placed The Glory of the King's Hand on the field.
Joey : Why'd you do that?
Keith : I just wanted to, okay?!
Joey : O_o;;; Ooo….kaaayyy…..
ElViRa : I'm not sure, but I think Hirokono suggested that…
DNS : $_$ Money……
Scene : Keith plays the Pilager
Keith : …It's all over for you…thanks to…The Pilager.
Pilager : *holding a gun* Hand ovah all yer money and jewelry and no one get's hurt!
Keith : *sweatdrop* …And he does that all the time…
Scene : Shield and Sword
Keith : *takes card from slot, but accidentally rips it*
Joey : _*
Scene : Grave Robber steals Time Machine
Grave Robber : *holding a card* Hahahahaha…
{Unfortunately…he is holding…the Chasm of Spikes card}
Keith O.o;;;???
Joey : YA LITTLE IDIOT!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TA BRING BACK THE TIME MACHINE!!!
Grace Robber : But you didn't even specify what card I had to steal!
Joey : Oh yes I did!
Grave Robber : No you didn't!
Joey : Yes I did!
Grave Robber : No you didn't!
Joey : Yes I did!
Grave Robber : No you didn't!
Joey : Yes I did!
Grave Robber : No you didn't!
Joey : Yes I did!
Grave Robber : No you didn't!
Joey : Yes I did!
Grave Robber : No you didn't!
Joey : Yes I did!
Grave Robber : No you didn't!
Joey : Yes I did!
Grave Robber : No you didn't!
Joey : Yes I did!
Grave Robber : No you didn't!!!!
*they get into a fight*
All : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Joey uses the Time Machine card
Joey : Bingo! The time travelin' Time Machine!
Keith : But…that means…
Joey : That's right! My dragon's back!
*Time Machine opens, revealing…Cecilia Pegasus, back from before she was dead*
Pegasus : CECILIA! MY LOVE! YOU'VE COME BACK TO ME!!! YIPPEE!!! I'M SO HAPPY!! HERE, TAKE THEIR SOULS!! TAKE ALL MY MONEY!!! *skips off to pick daisies*
ElViRa : Hmmm…I like it…I like it a lot…Thanx Rebot Coder 99!!!
Scene : My own rendition of Rebot Coder 99's bloop'
*Cecilia Pegasus steps out of Time Machine chamber*
Pegasus : CECILIA! MY LOVE!!! YOU'VE COME BACK TO ME!!! *jumps onto dueling arena to embrace her…but finds, to his supreme horror…she is merely a holographic image*
Pegasus : NOOOOO!!! *breaks down sobbing*
Keith and Joey : O_o;;;
Scene : On the cheerleaders' balcony
Tristan : Ha! You lose! *jumps onto railing*
Yugi : *happens to be looking away*
Tristan : *loses balance and falls into hole* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
DNS : O.O! OUCH!!! That's gotta hurt!
Scene :
Joey : I'm all ears…so…why don't you explain yourself?
Keith : I…I stole your card…last night…while you were asleep…
Joey : You cheating snake! …But …your honesty is kinda amazing…
Keith : No it isn't! Someone or something is making me tell the truth!
Joey : ???
Yami Bakura : *is using the powers of the Eye of Truth to make Bandit Keith honest*
Scene : Keith points (~_~) at Pegasus
Keith : *pointing at Pegasus* …So hand over that prize money or else!
Pegasus : Certainly! I'll do whatever you say! *hands Keith a suitcase full of money*
DNS : Wai?! I want some money!!!
ElViRa : ~_~;;; Can I have some too?
Scene : Same
Keith : ..Hand over the prize money or else!
Pegasus : Did you know pointing at me won't do me any harm whatsoever? Why should I fear you?
Keith : 'Cause I'll do this! *grabs a handful of Pegasus's decidedly long hair and pulls it*
Pegasus : OW OW OW OW OW OWWW!!!!!!!!!
Scene : Keith falls into water
Keith : AAAAAAHHH!!!! *lands on a group of well-placed sharp/pointy rocks*
Yugi and Co. : (watching from castle) *cringe*
ElViRa : ^_^
DNS : ^_^ Yay!
Seto : …You're both sadistic…you know…
ElViRa and DNS : YEP!!! ^_^
Elvish Violinst of Ra : Well I hope you enjoyed this edition of Yu-Gi-Oops!…and…to explain why it takes so long for me to update…I've got a lot of school work, several violin performances to practice for, ban from computer, and to top it off…my mom doesn't want me to write fanfics anymore!!!! *rant, rant, rant* ..so please be patient with me…@_@….tired…need…sugar!….me go sleepy now…zzzzZZZZZZZ…..
DNS : And the reason why it takes me so long to type the stuff up…is because I have a lot of schoolwork too ;_;
Pegasus : *cautiously pokes ElViRa* *poke, poke* I think her batteries are dead…
Energizer Bunny : Then you should get some new Energizer ® batteries!
Pegasus : ^_^
Seto : *shrieks* A PINK BUNNY!!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! *runs away*
Pegasus : ^_________^
DNS : Wai!!! BUNNY!!!! *huggles Energizer Bunny*
Energizer Bunny : @_@;;; Too…tight….XP
DNS : Don't forget to review! And sorry! I had to cut off two bloopers from this chapter that was there the last time this was posted…;_; because ElViRa and I don't have the reviews anymore…So I'll take the time to say thanx and sorry to Eike and Rebot Coder 99 for suggesting those bloopers! (It was something about Megaman X and Zero by Rebot Coder 99 and something about Pegasus and Keith committing suicide by Eike…I believe….~_~;;;)