Yu-Gi-Oops! : Season #2
Best Friends, Best of Duelists #1
Pegasus : *pokes knocked-out ElViRa* *poke, poke*
ElViRa : ZZZZZzzzz….
Pegasus : *pokes a bit harder* *POKE!!!*
ElViRa : *suddenly wakes up and is holding a Butterfinger bar* ^_^
Pegasus : O_O;;; AAAAHHH!!!!! *runs away*
DNS : *blink blink* @@;;;?
ElViRa : Well, I'm back! Hope y'all like this chappie! ^.^
Scene : The cheerleading squad
Tristan : I totally hear what you're saying, but that's just how this tournament works.
Tea : *pouts* Well I don't like it!
Bakura : Is anyone supposed to care what you think?
Tea : Hmph! *walks out in a huff*
Scene : Yugi sux up scene
Yugi : I don't know if I can do this…
Joey : Suck it up!
Yugi : Huh?!?
Joey : I already see you bulging out of your shirt with all that food you've been eating.
Yugi : *facefault*
DNS : *facefaults* ^_^;;;;
ElViRa : *sweatdrop* That was by Eike.
Scene : Pegasus's announcement
Croquet : Your gracious host will now make a few opening remarks.
Tristan : Oh boy….
Pegasus : Congratulations duelists, you're the finest in the world. I have but one announcement to make: Whoever wins this match will face me and upon losing, forfeit his soul. That is all. Thank you.
Joey and Yugi : O_O;;;
Yami Yugi : And I'm gonna win!!!
Pegasus : No you won't!
Yami Yugi : Yes I will!!!
Pegasus : No you won't!
Yami Yugi : Yes I will!!!
Pegasus : No you won't!
Yami Yugi : Yes I will!!!
Pegasus : No you won't!
Yami Yugi : Yes I will!!!
Pegasus : No you won't!
Yami Yugi : Yes I will!!!
Pegasus : No you won't!
Yami Yugi : Yes I will!!!
Pegasus : No you won't!
Yami Yugi : Yes I will!!!
Pegasus : No you won't!
Yami Yugi : Yes I will!!!
Pegasus : No you won't!
Yami Yugi : Yes I will!!!
Yugi : *sweatdrop*
Croquet : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Same
Croquet : And now a few words from our host!
Pegasus : I just wanted to remind everyone that next week is my birthday and that it will be held in the shadow realm for your enjoyment! *does the eye capture soul deal ^_~*
Scene : Joey and Yugi music before match
Yugi : (thoughts) Alright Joey you asked for my best and I intend to give it.
Jeoy : (thoughts) I won't insult you by not giving it my all, I'll come at you right from the start.
*Music from the American dub comes in*
Yugi : Why are we just staring at each other right now and listening to this crappy music?
Joey : Yeah! We want to start the duel!
Yugi : God! It's taking so long! Want to go out for lunch?
Joey : I'm game…
Scene : the "No Matter What" song
Song (in the middle of it) : They are closer than brothers! Actually they are --- lovers…
Joey and Yugi : HEY!?!
*Yugi and Joey run out to the studio it was recorded at to find the guy and whack him down using 2 mysteriously random mallets ^_^*
ElViRa : Last three by Eike…Hmmmmm…mysteriously random mallets…~_~
Scene : Same
~*~ the song ~*~
(except another song is playing)
Song ~_~ : Yu-Gi-Oh! He's the king of games…Yu-Gi-Oh!! {from "Utlimate Great Moth"}
Yugi and Joey : O_o;;;
Scene : Same again
Song : …No matter how you come at me I'll show no fear……I won't give up…I won't break down…I'm not gonna panic! …I will not run…I'll stand and fight…I'm not gonna panic! {Panik attack}
All : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Same another time
Song : …I wanna be, the very best…like no one ever was…to catch them is my real test…to train them is my course!…(Pokemon!)…
All : _
Scene : Last time!!!
Song : …No matter what I do…all I think about is you…even when I'm with my beau…Joey you know I'm crazy over you…{slight spin-off on Dilemma by Nellie and Kelly}
Yugi : *facefault*
Joey : O_OU;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
DNS : XDXDXDXD!!!
Scene : They finally start the duel!
Joey and Yami Yugi : Let's duel!!!
Joey : Jinx!
Yami Yugi : That doesn't work when you're under a roof!!!
Joey : O.o;;
Pegasus : o_O;;;
DNS : @@? It doesn't?
Scene : Pegasus to himself
Pegasus : ..Wishful thinking Bakura…because with all that's said and done, I'll be the only one who gets what he wants…
Yami Yugi : Forget it! Ya Jerk!!!
Pegasus : O_o;;
Scene : Giltia vs. Celtic Guardian
Yami Yugi Alright Joey! It's your turn now!
Joey : Okay, you asked for it! I'm throwin' Giltia the Knight, in attack mode!…Giltia, attack! Soul Spear Assault!
Gilita : *knocks Celtic Guardian's sword out of his hands*
Celtic Guardian : Hey! That wasn't nice
Giltia : Oh…sorry…*picks up sword and hands it back to Celtic Guardian* Here.
Celtic Guardian : Thanks! *cuts Giltia's head off*
Joey and Yugi : O_o;;;;
Yami Yugi : MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Scene : Yugi talking to Joey
Yami Yugi : …Put everything into play, you must…think strategically…Afford any mistakes, you cannot, Joey.
Joey : *bows* Yes, master Yugi…
Scene : Cheerleaders on the balcony
Bakura : Look at Joey! He almost looks glad his creature was struck!
Tristan : Man, that's sad…He's in denial already.
Bakura : Sad…Yes…*nod, nod*
Scene :
Joey : …Bet ya wish you didn't show me the ropes quite so well, huh bud?
Yami Yugi : Hmmm…that gives me an idea…*summons Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura : What?
Yami Yugi : *whispers something in Yami Bakura's ear*
Yami Bakura : *grins* Erase his mind!!! *Millennium Ring glows*
Joey : *blink*…*blink*…Huh?! Where am I? What is dis place?…and where da heck did I get this Red Eyes Black Dragon?!?!!!
Yamis : *grin evilly*
Scene : Pegasus talking to himself
Pegasus : How splendid! The passion, the drama, the ferocity!…It's just like a soap opera! *watches "Days of Our Lives" on a handheld TV*
Yami Bakura : (listening) O_o;;;
Scene : Polymerization
Yami Yugi : Behold! Gaia the Dragon Champion!
*Gaia fuses with Curse of Dragon*
*but ends up with having a pair of wings and a tail instead of feet*
Gaia the Dragon Champion : O_O!!!
Scene : Pegasus thinking to himself again
Pegasus : It seems I'm the only one who appreciates watching two friends push each other to the brink of their abilities…I guess it's some thing of an acquired taste…
Yami Bakura : (butts in) You know, Peggy…You're a sadistic freak…
Pegasus : *raises eyebrow* And?…
Yami Bakura : Let's be friends! *shakes Pegasus's hand* I'm Bakura, the infamous tomb robber!
Pegasus : …Pegasus…charmed…*sweatdrop*
Scene : "Your Dragon Champion's done for!"
Yami Yugi : He's done for?
Bakura : Joey must have something big planned.
Tristan : Or else he's gone completely insane…
Bakura : …Well…that too…
Scene : Grave Robber
Joey : …And I'll add Grave Robber to steal a monster from your graveyard!…
Grave Robber : *appears, holding the Celtic Guardian card*
Joey : You idiot! I want Summon Skull! Not this dinky Celtic Guardian!
Grave Robber : *gets mad and wonks Joey on the head with its pink axe*
Joey : X_x
Scene : Same
Grave Robber : *steals Summon Skull*
Yami Yugi : I play the Lawful Police! {okay…that doesn't really exist}
Lawful Police : *catches Grave Robber and puts it in handcuffs, then sends it to jail*
Grave Robber : _
Joey : O_o
Yami Yugi : Crime never pays!
Scene : After Dragon Champion is destroyed
Joey : Ha! Take that Yugi!
*life point reader goes down and then goes insane, turning down to zero*
Yugi : WHAT?!?!?!??!?!
Croquet : Joey has won the match!
Yugi : THAT'S NO FAIR!!!
ElViRa : Thanx Eike! (again!)
Scene : "The look"
Tristan : …Yeah…did you see that look in Yugi's eye?
Bakura : That stare's meant doom for many a duelist.
Yami Yugi : *death glares at Joey*
Joey : *shrinks back* Not the evil eye! NOOO!!! STOP IT!!! *cowers like a scared child*
Yami Yugi : Hehe…worked like a charm…
Scene : The "to be continued" screen. Joey and Yugi outside Pegasus's castle glaring at each other in the rain
Yugi : Uh, why are we out here?
Joey : Yeah, I'm getting' all wet.
Both : *go inside*
ElViRa : ~_~;;;
Elvish Violinist of Ra : I hope you review and send suggestions, forgive the shortness. The next chapter will be funnier, 'k? ^_^ Toodles! *zips off to practice violin again*