Yu-Gi-Oops! : Season #2
Best Friends, Best of Duelist #2
Scene : Pegasus thinking
Pegasus : It doesn't matter to me who wins or loses, because in the end, I know it is I who shall emerge victorious.
Yami Yugi : Get real!!!
Scene : Dark Magician
Yami Yugi : Dark Magician! In attack mode!
(Dark Magician is played, he comes up, then vanishes.)
Joey : Huh?
Bakura : That's odd. *checks machine* Looks like it's busted. I'll go call a repairman.
Pegasus : OH NO! Now we have to postpone the duel! Oh well… *watches Funny Bunny on a little handheld TV*
All : *facefault*
ElViRa : -__- ---- Crystal The Golden Lugia.
Scene : Black Skull Dragon is stronger than Dark Magician…right? ~_~
Yami Yugi : Are you sure?
Joey : In a duel, the monster with the lowest attack strength loses. That's one of the first lessons you ever taught me about Duel Monsters, Yugi!
Yami Yugi : Really? I never knew that…
Joey : ????
Scene : Same
Yami Yugi : I play the Dark Magician!
Dark Magician : *appears*
Dark Magician : *looks at Joey's dragon* AUGH! THE FORTUNE COOKIE WAS RIGHT!!!!!! *rambles on about how he was gonna die today*
Yami Yugi : From now on, he's not going to any more Chinese restaurants!
ElViRa : O.o ^_^ Thanx Anime*2000.
Scene : Magic Hats
Yami Yugi : Come on…pick a card, any card…
Joey : ?…
Yami Yugi : …
Scene : About same
Yami Yugi : Come on…Pick a hat.
Joey : Okay, Black Skull Dragon! Attack the hat on the middle right!
Yami Yugi : NO!!!
Black Skull Dragon : *attacks*
Dark Magician : *is vaporized*
Joey : Take that, Yug!
Yami Yugi : O_O
Scene : Garoozis
Joey : I play Garoozis, in attack mode…Your turn.
Yami Yugi : Why play that card?
Joey : Aw…You're right! What could I have been thinking?!…The Dark Magician has an attack power of 2500, and Garoozis only has an attack strength of 1800.
Yami Yugi : Yes?
Joey : I guess you have no choice but to attack Garoozis, I'm almost givin' you the game, and I've got no one to blame but myself! So go ahead Yug, bring it on. Attack me with ya Dark Magician. That's what I get for my bonehead move!
Yami Yugi : Hmmmm….Dark Magician, attack Garoozis!
Joey : Hehe…
Dark Magician : *emerges from hat and destroys Garoozis, bringing Joey's Life Points down to 50*
Joey : Ha! Ya fell for it! Black Skull Dragon! Molten Fireball Assault!
Yami Yugi : O_O;;;;
Yugi : That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen, Yami!
Yami Yugi : Shut up, Yugi…
Yugi : Make me!
*they mentally get into a fight*
Yugi's body : *stares blankly into space*
Joey : Yo, earth to Yugi! Didn't this happen when he dueled Mai?!…Sheesh…
Scene : Pegasus's flashbacks
Pegasus : ..But that's not the way the world works…No, the world is a place full of slackers, hackers, crackers, yakers, murderers, and thieves…
Joey : When will this flashback ever end?
Yami Yugi : Even having a duel with Pegasus is better than his life story…
ElViRa : Hmmm…Slacker – Tristan…Hacker – Seto…Cracker – Ritz Bitz!…Yaker – Tea…Murderer – Yami Malik…Thief – Yami Bakura!
Tristan, Seto, Tea, Yami Malik, Yami Bakura, and Ritz Bitz crackers : O_o;;;
ElViRa : ^_^ Thanx Eike!
Scene : Pegasus flashback
Pegasus : …Just when you think you've etched the perfect portrait of your future, and your life couldn't get any better…Just when you let down your guard at last and open your heart…When against all odds you've found that one special person in all the world that fills your heart with joy…The person you know you are destined to spend the rest of your life with...That's when tragedy strikes…When fate hits you with a cold slap of reality…
*Pegasus and Cecilia in chapel about to get married, when Pegasus slips a ring on her finger, she is swallowed by…a carnivorous rose!!!*
Pegasus (in past) : O_O…NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Pegasus (in present) : From then on, I have hated roses.
ElViRa : That was from my little sister ~.~U;;;
ElViRa's 4-year-old sister : ^_^
Scene : Same
Pegasus : …That's when tragedy strikes…when fate hits you with a cold slap of reality…
*we see Cecilia leaving Pegasus and going off with a man with red and black hair and violet eyes*
*then we see her getting married to this man*
*then we see her smiling and holding a baby with spiky red and black hair, with yellow bangs, and violet eyes*
*end of flashback*
Pegasus : *death glares at Yugi*
Scene : Same again
Pegasus : …And that's when tragedy strikes! They cancelled my favorite show, Funny Bunny, after 5 whole seasons! I couldn't bear the pain…
Scene : Same and again
Pegasus : …That's when fate gives you a cold slap and sows you who's boss! In fact, it seemed like fate was a cold-hearted woman.
ElViRa : O.o : last 2 by Eike.
Scene : Pegasus flashback – after Cecilia dies, Pegasus in room of portraits
Pegasus : …Yes…The world has taught me that only the strong and the ruthless survive…
Pegasus (in past) : *suddenly gets up and starts singing something from "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"* I…am a man…of constant sorrow…I've seen trouble all my days…I…bid farewell…to old Kentucky…the place where I…was borned…and raised…
Guards (in past?) : *zoom in, singing* The place where he…was borned and raised!
Pegasus (in present) : *(mentally) facefault*
Scene : About same, a bit later
Pegasus : …In memory of all I have lost…I fight on…and I intent to win!
*flashbacks end*
Loudspeaker : *suddenly plays a song by Dirty Vegas…* You…you……your still a whisper on my lips…..a feeling at my fingertips…..pulling at my skin….
Yugi and Co. : ???
Pegasus : O_O;;;
Loudspeaker : …You…leave me when I'm at my worst…feeling as if I've been cursed……bitter cold within…
Yugi and Co. : ????????
Loudspeaker : …Days go by and still I think of you…days that I couldn't live my life without you………
Pegasus : *burst into tears*
Yugi and Co. : ??? *sweatdrop*
Scene : Finally! Back to the duel
Joey : ….attack the hat on the far left!
Black Skull Dragon : *attacks*
Yami Yugi : You activated my trap! Spellbinding Circle!
Spellbinding Circle : *attaches itself around Black Skull Dragon's middle*
Black Skull Dragon : *uses Spellbinding Circle as a hula hoop*
Joey and Yami Yugi : O_o
Scene : Outside of Pegasus's Castle in the rain
*we see the outside of the castle with rain pouring and lightning flashing*
*some in a black trench coat is coming up the steps*
Seto : *enters castle, yells at Pegasus* I demand you to hand over Mokuba this instant!
Pegasus : O_o;;;…Wha-?! …But-I-uh-er-huh?!???!?!?
Scene : Pegasus talking to himself again
Pegasus : …My Millennium Eye tells me that they are dueling each other with everything they've got!….How pathetic…
Scene : Book of Secret Arts
Yami Yugi : And I use the power of the book of secret arts on my Dark Magician, raising his attack and defense by 300, making it stronger than your dragon. Attack, Dark Magician!
Dark Magician : Shh, I'm reading! *has a book in his hand and is looking down at it*
All : *facefault*
ElViRa : LOL! Thanx Someone…I guess!!
DNS : *laughing her head off (not literally _!)*
Scene : Kunai with Chain
Joey : …Kunai with Chain! *Dark Magician is "tied up"*
Yami Yugi : (thoughts) Clever move! Joey knew I was expecting the Time Wizard so he drew a trap instead!
Pegasus : Shame on you, Yugi-boy…Using the knowledge you have of Joey's deck to predict what card he would play…and to no avail too…
Joey : Well Yug, I'll say that last move brings us to the home stretch! Wouldn't you?
Yami Yugi : I would. Now Joey, let's finish this match and find out which one of us will duel against Pegasus!
Joey : Hey Yug!
Yami Yugi : Joey?
Joey : Just know, it's been a real honor duelin' ya.
Yami Yugi : Likewise-!
Dark Magician : HONOR, SMONOR!!! QUIT YAKKING AND ATTACK!!! THIS HURTS!!! *squirm, squirm*
Joey and Yami Yugi : O_o;;;
Scene : Same
Joey : Hey Yugi!
Yami Yugi : Joey?
Joey : Just know, it's been a real honor duelin' ya.
Yami Yugi : Likewise…
Joey : I know neither of us wanna lose this match, but if I do, I'm glad it was to you, buddy…now let's duel like said Yugi, and finish this duel!
Yami Yugi : Hmmm…WHA?!?!
Dark Magician : *has suddenly turned into Seto*
Yami Yugi and Joey : ???
Seto : _ *is being squeezed by Kunai with Chain*
Dark Magician : *appears* Sorry, did I miss anything?…I just stepped out for a bite to eat.
Joey and Yami Yugi : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Joey draws
Joey : Can you believe it! I just picked up the one card I can use the defeat you! I can upon…THE UNSTOPPABLE EXODIA!!!
All : *gasp and facefault from sheer stupidity*
ElViRa : Thanx again to Eike…Wait…Doesn't he need 5 cards to summon Exodia?
Joey : Shhhh!!!!
Scene : Time Wizard
Joey : …I play the Time Wizard!
*Time Wizard appears*
Dark Magician : (currently tied up in the Kunai with Chain) Oh my god! NO!!! You realize what will happen if he does the Time Roulette? People will mistake me for Nostradamus!
Joey : What's that supposed to mean?
Dark Magician : O_O I don't know…but you can't!
Time Wizard : Time magic…
Dark Magician : O_O!….WWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *tries frantically to get himself free*
ElViRa : Hmm…Nostradamus…The man who predicted the end of the world…thanx Sailor Tawna-mi!…Hmmm…..I wonder who the 3rd anti-Christ is…Bush, Bin Ladin, Hussein, or …Pegasus! ~-~
Scene : Dark Magician aged ---- {Things that don't happen in a real duel}
Joey : Sorry Yug…but I'm afraid my time warp has made your Dark Magician a sickly old man.
Yami Yugi : But not for long…
Joey : Huh?
Yami Yugi : I play the Plastic Surgery card!
Joey : ?!
Dark Magician : *becomes young-looking again, but with slightly distorted features*
Joey : Time Wizard! Age the Dark Magician again!
Time Wizard : Time magic…
Yami Yugi : I use the magic of the Magician of Faith to use the Plastic Surgery Card again!
Dark Magician : (young-looking again) *moonwalk* *points at Thousand Dragon* …Devilish!
Thousand Dragon : ???
Dark Magician : *still pointing* …He is devilishous!…
All : O_o;;;;;
Scene : End Duel
Yami Yugi : You fought a valiant duel, my friend, and this is the hardest move I've ad to make…*tears fall from eyes*
Yami Bakura : *leans very far over balcony railing* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The great pharaoh is crying!
Yami Yugi : *facefault*
Elvish Violinist of Ra : Hi! …Now that you've read the chapter…Review and send suggestions…(but don't send any emails 'cause I can't even touch or look at the computer until October 19)…^_^…*sniff*………'K?……...Thanx ta all who reviewed! ^-^