Yu-Gi-Oops! : Season #2
Match of the Millennium #1
ElViRa : Hello, welcome to another edition of Yu-Gi-Oops! Hope ya like it!
DNS : Oh, and before I forget….here are the disclaimers : ElViRa does NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh. Any other materials used in this are copyrighted by other companies. Everything is for entertainment uses only (^_^;;; no money involved….;_; sadly). Thank you and don't sue her…or me.
Scene : Yugi walks through door
*the sliding door with golden Pegasus on it opens*
Yugi : *walks through it*
Door : *suddenly closes on Yugi's hair*
Yugi : Owieeee!!!
Bakura, Tea, and Tristan : O.o;;;
Scene : Yugi to Yami
Yugi : YuuuuGiiiiOhhhhh!!!! *Yami Yugi appears*
Yami Yugi : Hey! I want my cape!
Yugi : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Same
Yugi : Yu-Gi-Oh!!! *is engulfed by white light*
Yami Bakura : *appears instead of Yami Yugi* WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME?!
Bakura : Errr…I think you went into the wrong Millennium Item.
Tea : Hey guys…If that's Yami Bakura, where's Yugi's Yami?
Yami Yugi : *in Yami Bakura's Soul Room, snoring in bed*
ElViRa : LOL! That was from Yet another person…I guess.
Scene : Croquet's announcements
Croquet : And now, for your dueling pleasure, Castle Pegasus is proud to present…Seto Kaiba!
Seto : *walks out*
Yugi and Pegasus : O_o;;;
Seto : Huh???
Scene : Same
Croquet : And now, for your dueling pleasure, Castle Pegasus is proud to present the creator of Duel Monsters and all its wondrous cards, and the thief of my grandfather's soul…the ruler of Duelist Kingdom…Maximillion Pegasus!
All : *sweatdrop*
Croquet : ???
Yugi : Uh…you said my line…
Croquet : Oops.
Pegasus : You will be punished later for your stupidity.
Croquet : Big deal…you say that every time I mess up.
Pegasus : -_-*
Scene : Pegasus and Yugi talking (blah, blah, blah)
Yami Yugi : …And that's not all…you must also free the souls of Seto and Mokuba Kaiba!
Pegasus : What a strange demand…I thought you hated Kaiba as much as you hate me, Yugi.
Yami Yugi : Yeah…but if I free their souls I can get Kaiba to pay me in return for the favor.
Pegasus : *sweatdrop*
Yami Yugi : …Mmmmm….money….
Scene : Cheerleaders on balcony (as usual)
Joey : …Trust me!…Yugi's no Kaiba. He's gonna boat this clown.
Seto : *twitch, twitch* SHUT UP!!!
Joey : *sticks tongue out at Seto*
Seto : _*
Scene : Tristan talking to Bakura
Tristan : …Right…*walks off*
Bakura : Tristan! Where are you going?
Tristan : I'm going to see if I can steal somethin' valuable while Pegasus is busy dueling.
Bakura : *turns into Yami*
Yami Bakura : May I join you?
Tristan : Sure!
Both : *leave*
Scene : Some more of Croquet's announcements
Croquet : …Just as the card that you hold is a blank slate. There are no limits to the prize you may request of your opponents. If you are the victor, you can decide if you wish to take over his company as your reward for winning. You can ask for this entire island, or demand Mr. Pegasus's Millennium Eye as your prize.
Yami Yugi : I'll take all three!
All : O_o;;;
Yami Yugi : $_$ …Mmmooonnnneeeyyyyy….
Pegasus : *sweatdrop*
Scene : On the cheerleader's balcony
Tea : Where's Tristan?
Bakura : Oh, Tristan wandered off somewhere by himself, I'm not sure where.
Tristan : *walks up behind Bakura* Dude! Have you got Alzheimer's or something? I said I was going to look for Kaiba and Mokuba!
Scene : Pegasus talking
Pegasus : Hm?…Any request will be honored?…Wait…I didn't say that!
Croquet : But you had the empty shell of Kaiba write all the rules right here *hands a paper to Pegasus*
Pegasus : *reads* What?! I never said that!!!
Seto : (who mysteriously has his soul back) *giggle*
DNS : O_O!!!! SETO GIGGLED?!?!?! *runs away and hides*
Scene : Talk concerning Pegasus ~_~
Joey : …What a creep…but even knowing what's on the line Yugi still isn't gonna back down.
Yami Yugi : I…I forfeit this duel.
Pegasus : Hm?
Yami Yugi : I do not wish to put my soul on the line for those three worthless people. *leaves*
Joey : *facefault*
Scene : Tea talking
Tea : Oh Yugi…you just can't lose…if you did, I…I will give a long sentimental speech!
Bakura and Joey : *look horrified*
Joey : You really gotta win this duel Yug!
DNS : ~_~;;; No more speeches!!! I don't wanna hear more of her long annoying speeches….;_;
Scene : The board of Kaiba Corporation in a dark room
Evil Businessdude #1 : The duel is about to begin.
Evil Businessdude #2 : Pegasus has patched us via satellite network.
Evil Businessdude #3 : Excellent.
Evil Businessdude #4 : If he wins against Yugi we will broadcast this nationwide.
Evil Businessdude #5 : And the publicity will restore our company's reputation among duelists.
Evil Businessdude #6 : Our secret alliance with Pegasus will pay off at last…
Seto : *suddenly bursts in* A secret alliance with Pegaus, aye?
Businessdudes : O_O
Seto : And who said this is your company? I am the CEO of Kaiba Corp, and first of all, you're all fired.
Evil Businessdudes : NO!
Seto : Secondly, I'm suing all of your butts off.
Evil Businessdudes : NOOOOOO!!!!
Seto : Now get out!!!
Businessdudes : ….
Seto : *points angrily at door* OUT!!! OUT!!!!
Businessdudes : Eep! *quickly scuttle out door*
Scene : The duel is about to begin
Croquet : Both of you cut and shuffle your opponent's cards.
Yami Yugi : *does a fancy kind of shuffle, but Pegasus's deck gust flips all over the place (mostly onto floor and down hole)*
Pegasus : O_o*
Yami Yugi : *blush*
Scene : Same
Yami Yugi : *quickly replaces Pegasus's best cards with his weakest cards*
DNS : *pouts* That would be no fun. No more duel to enjoy!
Scene : Same again
Yami Yugi : *slips out Toon World from Pegasus's deck*
~* Later *~
Yami Yugi : *wins*
Pegasus : (thinking) How come I didn't draw my favorite card?!!
ElViRa : That was suggested by Angel Reaper…hmmmm…So Yami's #1 fan has taken up a job exterminating angels!
Angel Reaper : *sweatdrop*
ElViRa : ^_~
Scene : Peggy and Yugi thinking
Yugi : I won't lose…I can't lose!
Pegasus (out loud) : But you will lose!!!
Yugi : O_o;;;;
Scene : Tristan wandering around hallways
*we see Tristan wandering around hallways* ~_~;;
Tristan : *dressed in a smart looking tuxedo, with hair slicked back, holding a gun*
*James Bond theme song plays*
Tristan : The name's Taylor, Tristan Taylor…
Scene : Tristan still looking for Mokuba
Tristan : *trips on a stone on the floor* *catches hold of the snout of a stone dragon to keep him from falling*
Stone Dragon : *eyes suddenly light up and flames come out from its mouth, flaming Tristan*
Tristan : *burned to a crisp* O_O!!!
Scene : Yes! They've finally started dueling!
Pegasus : Yugi-boy…I know all, see all…
Croquet : Excuse me…Master Pegasus…but a deranged lunatic in a suit of armor is currently freeing the Kaiba brothers from their cells…
Pegasus : o_O;;;
Scene : Tears of the Mermaid
Pegasus : You've made a grave mistake, Yugi. You've activated my trap card!
Yugi : I should have known…
Pegasus : Tears of the Mermaid! *activates card*
Red Archery Girl : *starts crying* …How could you?……*sniff*…Why? Why? Why?!! *cries into handkerchief*
Pegasus : *sweatdrop*
Yugi : ???
Scene : Red Archery Girl in attack mode
Pegasus : And now I switch my Red Archery Girl to attack mode. Archery Girl, turn that Beaver into road kill!
Red Archery Girl : Heeheehee!…*aims arrow at Beaver Warrior*
The Clam she is sitting in : *suddenly snaps shut* *CLAMP!!!*
Red Archery Girl : Ayeee!!!
Pegasus and Yugi : O_o;;;
Scene : Yugi realizes…finally!
Yugi : Pegasus must be reading my mind! It's the only way he could have been so prepared to counter my cards!
Pegasus : Finally, Yugi-boy is a believer!
Yugi : *starts mentally singing* …Then I saw your face…Now I'm a believer…Without a trace…Of doubt in my mind…
Yami Yugi and Pegasus : *sweatdrop*
Scene : More talking
Bakura : …One thing I don't know is if any mere mortal can stand up to Pegasus's Millennium Eye!
Yami Yugi : *gets mad and shakes fist at Bakura* Who're you calling "mere mortal"?!?!!!!!
Scene : Tristan finds Mokuba
Random Guard : Man! This is like the most boring detail ever! I mean without his soul, this kid's a total zombie! 'Sa waste of time!
Tristan : Wanna bet! *knocks out guard* *picks up keys and frees Mokuba*
Mokuba : *looks like a spaced out cat*
Tristan : O_o;;;;
Mokuba : *suddenly jumps on Tristan, hissing and spitting like a cat*
Tristan : O_OU;;; AAAAAAHHHH!!!! *runs away*
Mokuba : *grooms himself like a cat and returns to perch*
Scene : Yami Bakura eavesdropping on Croquet's call
Random security person : …Then what are your orders, sir?
Croquet : Get me some fired rice and dumplings, and maybe some pan fired noodles to go with that.
Random security person : Yes, sir.
Yami Bakura : *facefault*
DNS : *falls onto the floor laughing* XDXDXDXDXD!!!
Scene : The "to be continued" screen
Yugi : …With that Millennium Eye of his…he's unstoppable!
Pegasus : (looking gigantic and evil in the background) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yugi : Eeee!!! Kowai!!! *runs away*
Elvish Violinst of Ra : Now that you've read…REVIEW! 'K? And to Sailor Bijou…I WON'T DIE AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!…HA!!!
Random People : O_o;;;
DNS : Review, and thank you for the reviews and suggestions, and ONTO THE NEXT BLOOPS!!!