Yu-Gi-Oops! : Season #2
Match of the Millennium #2
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Scene : Yami Bakura leaves
Yami Bakura : …Interesting…*turns to leave*
Joey : You got somewhere to go, Bakura?
Yami Bakura : (in his usual scratchy voice, trying to imitate Bakura) Yes, I thought I would go check on Tristan.
Joey : Yo Bakura! You gotta sore throat or somethin'? Your voice sounds a little weird…
Yami Bakura : *nervous twitch* I'm…fine!….Thank you! *runs away fast, leaving a very anime dust cloud in his wake*
Joey : ??? *blink, blink*
Scene : Yami Bakura wandering hallways…comes to a fork in the road
Yami Bakura : (thoughts) Where are you, little Mokuba?
Millennium Ring : *points in both directions*
Yami Bakura : O_o;;; …Bad…
Scene : Joey on balcony doing commentary
Joey : Aargh! That mind readin' cheat!! What da heck's da use of going on?!!! *an attempt of suicide…jumps from balcony into hole*
(5 minutes later) … *BANG* *CRASH* *SPLLLAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!*
All : *blink*
Tea : Well…that was...uh…unusual…
Scene : Tristan is seen by guards
Guard #1 : Look! He's got Mokuba!
Guard #2 : Stop 'im!
Tristan : *throws Mokuba's body to guards* I surrender! Here! Take him! *runs off*
Guard #1 and #2 : …?…..
Scene : Right after the last one!!
Guard : …You heard him...now step out of those shadows right now!
Tristan : Run for it Bakura!
Yami Bakura : *abruptly changes to hikari*
Bakura : Whaat??? Eeee!!! Men with guns!!! *runs away*
Scene : Yami Bakura uses a card on guards
Yami Bakura : …You warned me, now I'm warning you…don't trifle with me. Crush card! *uses the power of Crush Card on guards*
All Guards : *look very ill for a moment…then make gagging noises, clutch throats and die*
Yami Bakura : *laughs demonically*
Tristan : O_O
Scene : Back to the duel (events in the wrong order)
Pegasus : My turn, Yugi-boy…I play Seto Kaiba, in attack mode!
Seto : *appears on field, holding his metal briefcase* ???
Pegasus : Seto Kaiba! Attack Yugi's face down card!
Seto : ??? *as if against his will, rushes forward*
Giant Soldier of Stone : *appears*
Seto : (attack points 3000) *whacks Giant Soldier of Stone with briefcase*
Giant Soldier of Stone : *crumbles into dust*
Yami Yugi : O_o
Seto : o_O
Pegasus : And I play Toon World!
All of Pegasus's Monsters : *turn to toons*
Chibi Seto : Hey!!!
Pegasus : Awww...isn't he cute!
Chibi Seto : _…%@*#^$%+=**!!!!!
Pegasus : *wags index finger at Seto* Oooh…Chibi Kaiba has potty mouth!
Chibi Seto : *whacks Pegasus on head with briefcase*
Pegasus : X_x
Chibi Seto : *giggle*
Yami Yugi : o_O;;
Scene : Celtic Guardian
Yami Yugi : Go Celtic Guardian! Silver Blade Slash!
Celtic Guardian : *attacks*
Toon Red Archery Girl's Clam : *catches sword*
Yami Yugi : No way! That clam caught my attack!
Pegasus : …You will all just have to accept the situation! Yugi's Guardian is the catch of the day!
Celtic Guardian : *pulls sword away from clam and stabs it inside of shell*
Toon Red Archery Girl : Eeeeee!!!
All : *flinch*
Joey : Ooooh…Dat's messy…
Pegasus : O_O…My…my precious toon!
Yami Yugi : O_o;;;
Scene : Toon Red Archery Girl
Pegasus : …And if there's one thing I love (besides winning, that is), is a fish fry!
Toon Red Archery Girl : *sends an arrow in Celtic Guardian's direction*
Celtic Guardian : *moves out of the way*
Red Archery Girl's Arrow : *lands in one of the spikes of Yugi's hair*
Yugi : *looks up at arrow* O_O;;
DNS : ¬_¬ You can't shoot at all, Red Archery Girl! Go learn from Legolas and the rest of the elves from LotR ^.^
Scene : More talking!
Pegasus : …No monster in your deck is strong enough. My toon monsters can't be beaten by sheer brute force.
Toon Red Archery Girl : *giggle, giggle*
Clam : *CLAMP!!!*
Toon Red Archery Girl : Mmphr!
Pegasus : -_-
Toon Red Archery Girl : *props clam open with an arrow*
Clam : _!!!
Pegasus : ^_^
Yugi : -_-U;;;
Scene : Doppelganger
Pegasus : …This little rascal can transform himself into any monster on the field I want!
Doppelganger : *curls around Pegasus* *then squeezes him to death (like a boa constrictor)*
All : o.O
Scene : Talking some more - after Toon Summoned Skull
Yami Yugi : You're twisted, Pegasus! *scowl*
Pegasus : Yep, yep, yep! ^_^
Scene : Joey's exclamation
Joey : Come on Yug! Pop that muscle-headed toon like a balloon!
Paradox Brothers : *wander in*
Para : Did you say something, brother?
Dox : Something, did I not say, brother?
Para : Then who is rhyming?
Dox : *shrugs shoulders*
Both : *leave*
Scene : Tristan and Bakura running up stairs
Tristan : Hey Bakura! What was it you did back there? With that magic card?
Bakura : Huh? Wha-?
Tristan ???
Bakura : Hey!!! WHERE AM I!!!
Tristan : O.o
Yami Bakura : *snicker*
Scene : Tristan opens a door that leads to a VERY short bridge
Tristan : Look! A way out! *runs toward door*
Yami Bakura : *runs toward door*
Both : *fall*
Tristan and Yami Bakura : AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
*CAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Bakura : Ooh my spine! Oh my back! Dear lord! My everything!!! I can't feel anything!!!
Tristan : @_@
Yami Bakura : x_X
Mokuba : (body) *stuck in a tree*
Scene : Same
Tristan : *teeters on tiptoes, about to fall*
Yami Bakura : *takes Mokuba off Tristan's back, then kicks Tristan off ledge*
Tristan : Baaaakuuuurrraaaa!!!! HEEELLLLPPP!!!
Yami Bakura : *carrying Mokuba* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT! MORTAL!!!!
Scene : Same – some more falling! ^-^
Yami Bakura : *catches hold of the edge of Tristan's coat*
Tristan : *falls over edge anyway*
Both : *fall*
*CRASH!*
Scene : Yet again
Yami Bakura : *catches Tristan by his coat*
Tristan : *accidentally drops Mokuba*
Yami Bakura : You imbecile!!!
Tristan : O.o
Yami Bakura : For that, I will set my Man Eater Bug on you!!!
Man Eater Bug : *sends Tristan to the Card Graveyard*
Tristan : AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Scene : Yugi's thoughts read by Pegasus
Yugi (thought) : …It all just seems so hopeless.
Pegasus (out loud) : It certainly does!
Yugi : Grrrr….
Pegasus : Oh! Sorry! Were you having a private conversation with yourself?
Yugi : …..
Pegasus : Did you know that's one sign of schizophrenia?
Yugi : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Joey encouraging Yugi
Joey : …Remember everythin' at stake here! Grandpa, Mokuba, Kaiba! …'K…forget Kaiba…but Gramps and Mokuba! You gotta fight for them!
Seto : _
Scene : Yugi thinking
Yugi : (thoughts) I just have to remember what I'm fighting for here…
Yami Yugi : Money!!! $_$
Yugi : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Yugi thinking some more
Yugi : As hopeless as it seems, I have to keep battling, I have to save my friends!
Pegasus : Your friends? Yugi-boy, you hate Kaiba! And you are merely bound by your oath to Mokuba!
Yugi : SHUT IT, PEGASUS!!!
Pegasus : *laughs diabolically*
Yami Yugi : But he's right! I hate Kaiba! I just want his monneeeeyyy!!! $___________$
Yugi : *wrings his Yami's neck*
Yami Yugi : *choke*
Pegasus : Oooh! Cat fight!
Yami and Hikari Yugi : *attempt to kill each other*
Joey: Hey! Yugi and that other spirit are like me and Tristan!
Tea : They're best friends and know each other?
Joey : Yep!
Tea : ¬_¬ They also have the same way of showing each other they care.
Joey : ^_^U;;; Yeah!
Elvish Violinist of Ra : _ Another "to be continued". Well, don't forget to review! Or I'll sic Kuriboh on you!
Kuriboh : *squawk!*
Elvish Violinist of Ra : ^_^
DNS : *glomps ElViRa out of nowhere* TTTTTHHHHHAAAAAANNNNKKKK YYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love my Christmas present!!!! ^.^
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