ElViRa : Hiyeeee!......._* I'M SO LATE!!!!!!! AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stomps foot on floor*

Floor : *opens up and swallows ElViRa*

ElViRa : AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Floor : hehe.......*burp*..........

Yu-Gi-Oops! : Season #2

Match of the Millennium #3

Scene : After Yugi plays Dark Magician in Magical Hats

Pegasus : .......All I have to do is probe your feeble mind to find where your Dark Magician hides........

Yami Yugi : *shakes a fist angrily at Pegasus* WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
CALLING FEEBLE MINDED??!?!?!!!!! I AM PHARAOH!!! THE MORNING AND THE EVENING STAR!!! MY WORD IS LAW!!!!!!

Pegasus : *blink*

Yugi : (in soul room listening to his Yami's tirade) *slaps forehead* D'oh!

Scene : Yugi thoughts

Yugi : .....There has to be some way to stop him!...there just has to!!!

Joey : Come on Yug! All you gotta do is switch minds with yer Yami and use
the Mind Shufflin' strategy!

All : *stare*

Joey : ???

Scene : Cheerleader talk :P

Tea : We know Pegasus has magic, but so do you! The magic of your Millennium
Puzzle!

Yami Yugi : Right! *stretches out his hand* Mind Crush!

Pegasus : *knocked out* X_X

Yugi's friends : O_o;;;

Yugi : (in soul room) *hits head on wall repeatedly*

Millennium Eye : *falls from Pegasus's eye socket*

Yami Yugi : *nabs it* *traps Pegasus's soul in Glory of the King's Opposite Hand*

Tea : O_O.........uh.......Yugi.....I don't think I meant that way.......

ElViRa : ^_^ Here's a slight variation on that :

Millennium Eye : *falls from Pegasus's eye socket*

Yami Yugi : *nabs it* *tries to trap Pegasus's soul in Glory of the King's Opposite Hand............but finds that Pegasus doesn't even have a soul.......*

Yam Yugi : O_O!!!! H....h....he's soulless golem! eep! *runs away.....far
away*

Pegasus : (suddenly awake) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi's friends : oooOOO___OOOoooUUU;;;;;;;;

Scene : In Yugi's soul room- er- hall-er-thing....er...yeah! ~_~

Yugi : Spirit! If I'm to have any chance at beating Pegasus, I must banish you from the corridors of my mind!

Yami Yugi : *rolls eyes* ....not this again!........

Yugi : I mean...you might seriously hurt Pegasus!

Yami Yugi : But doesn't he deserve it??!!?!?!!

Yugi : .....Not.......really.........

Yami Yugi : Yes he does!!!

Yugi : No he doesn't!!!!

Yami Yugi : Yeah -huh!!!!!

Yugi : Nu -uh!!!!!!

Yami Yugi : Yeah -huh!!!!!

Yugi : Nu -uh!!!!!!

Yami Yugi : Yeah -huh!!!!!

Yugi : Nu -uh!!!!!!

Yami Yugi : Yeah -huh!!!!!

Yugi : Nu -uh!!!!!!

Both : *get into a fight*

Pegasus : *upon probing Yugi's mind, finds the two spirits duking it out*

Yami & Hikari Yugi : *attempt to get at the other's throat*

Pegasus : o.o *blink* *blink*

Scene : Still in hallie roomy thingie ~_~

Yugi : If we keep playing like we have, we'll lose.

Yami Yugi : What do you mean? And is it just me, or is it getting really foggy in here?

Yugi : ........

Scene : Toon Summoned Skull attacks Hat

Pegasus : Toon Summoned Skull! Emerge from the safety of Toon World and attack the Hat on the far left!

~*~ the empty hat is destroyed~*~

Pegasus : Impossible! His Magician had to be hidden under that hat!

Dark Magician : *emerges from hat and makes a face at Pegasus* : P NA-NA-NI-NA-NA!!!!!!!! *disappears in a poof of black smoke*

Yami Yugi : O_o

Pegasus : -_-U

Scene : Mind reading abilities are useless!

Yugi : .....Or maybe your mind-reading powers aren't as all-seeing as you think!

Pegasus : You dare mock the awesome powers of my Millennium Eye?!!?!! You must die!!!!!

Yugi : Rhymes must stop! *covers ears*

Yami Yugi : Little people must rule the universe!

Mokuba : You must free my big brother!!

Yami Bakura : I must have your Millennium Eye!!!

Joey : I must use da john......*leaves*

Pegasus : *sweatdrop*

Readers : *blink*

ElViRa : ....Hee....hee....well a little randomness never hurt anyone!!!!!

DNS : ¬_¬ Rrrriiigggggghhhhhhhttttt............

ElViRa : ~______-U;;;

Scene : Yugi asks Pegasus to read his mind?!

Yugi : Pegasus, do you know which card I've just pulled, and laid on the field?

Pegasus : Huh?!

Yugi : Just use the power of the Millennium Eye and read my mind.

Pegasus : -_-; Since when did I take orders from you?

Yugi : T__T

Scene : There are 2 Yugi's (duh...)

Yami Yugi : .....Reading my mind will tell you absolutely nothing.

Pegasus : How is he doing this?!?!?!?!?!!!!

Yami Yugi : You see Pegasus, I don't know what that card is because I am no longer Yugi Moto.......but someone else altogether...

Pegasus : *points a quivering finger at him* You're......you're a crazed psycho with split personalities!!!!!!!!

Yami Yugi : ???

Pegasus : *runs away*

Yami Yugi : .........

Yugi : .......

Yami Yugi : ........I WON!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!! ^______________________^

ElViRa : ^-^ ....And a variation....:

Yami Yugi : You see Pegasus, I don't know what that card is because I am no longer Yugi Moto.......but someone else altogether...

Pegasus : *points a quivering finger at him* you're......you're a crazed psycho with split personalities!!!!!!!!

Yami Yugi : *sips tea and talks with a very heavy British accent* ....I prefer the term `mentally divergent' ...thank you very much!......*suddenly runs around in very small circles singing the Barbie World song*

All : O_O

Yami Yugi : *still running around in circles* I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world....Life in plastic, it's fantastic!...you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere...Imagination, life is your creation...Come on Barbie, let's go party!

All : O________O;;;;;;;;;;;

ElViRa : *clutches ears* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!

All : ......

Yugi : *bashes his Yami mentally with a baseball bat*

Yami Yugi : *faints*

All : ???? *sweatdrop*

ElViRa : *turns into a bat* ^-__-^

Readers : O_o

ElViRa : ^~__~^ .......Randomness is fun! *scree!, scree!*

Pegasus : *hits ElViRa/bat with a fly swatter*

ElViRa : ^@__@^

Scene : Back to Bakura & Tristan & guards & stuff ~^

Yami Bakura : Now I'll teach you the true meaning of fear, as I summon the Man Eater Bug!........with the power of my Millennium Ring!!

Man Eater Bug : *moves towards guards , looking fierce, and rather translucent*

Tristan : Uh......what's going on?!

Man Eater Bug : *jumps on guards*

Guards : O_O!!!!!!!!

Man Eater Bug : *turns out to be merely a holographic image*

Guards : -_-U;;;

Yami Bakura : *facefault*

Scene : After setting Man Eater Bug on Guards

Yami Bakura : Present day humans are so fun to terrorize, don't you think?

Osama Bin Laden : *appears in a smoky poof* {~_~} YEP!!!

Tristan : ?!?!?!?!?!

Yami Bakura : ^_^

Scene : A teeny bit after the last one

Yami Bakura : ...Me?...Someone with great power, soon to be greater...but I can't spend the day having fun, I have things to do, places to see, items to steal, worlds to invade....you know, that sort of thing....

Tristan : o.o *blink, blink*

Scene : Same

Yami Bakura : ...but I can't spend the day having fun, I have things to do....actually....what's wrong with a little fun? *summons several low attack point monsters to beat up guards*

Man Eater Bug, Right Leg of Exodia, Saagi the Dark Clown, Monster Egg, Kuriboh, Hane Hane, & Petite Angel : NYAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Guards : x_X

Tristan : O_O

Yami Bakura : (while laughing demonically) ^_____________________________^

Scene : Pegasus says something about having "other abilities"

Pegasus : ...My mind-reading abilities are only one of many skills that I possess...and that you need to worry about!......or have you forgotten who invented the game?

Yugi : Duh! Ancient Egyptians did! You said it yourself!!

Pegasus :......Uh........but-er-ah.....grrrrrrrr...........

Yugi : ^.~

Scene : Same

Pegasus : ......Or have you forgotten who invented the game?

Yugi : Wasn't.........um.........Kaiba?

Pegasus : *facefault*

Yugi : ???

Scene : Pegasus hits another empty hat

Pegasus : ......Hm........Did I get him? ........I think I got him.........I must have gotten him!

~*~ smoke clears~*~

*Dark Magician is still on the field*

Pegasus : NO!! I MISSED AGAIN!!!

Dark Magician : *emerges from hat* *dressed in a spiffy-looking jacket, bell bottoms, and chunky a go-go boots, with his hair in a 'fro**singing* Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! *disco lights turn on* Feel the city breakin' and everbody's shakin' , and I'm stayin' alive!, stayin' alive!...A--HA--HA--HA!, stayin' alllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvveeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All : o_O;;;

Scene : "A quick change"

Yami Yugi : ...And for my next turn, a quick change is in order! *quickly changes to hikari*

Yugi : @_@;;;

Yami Yugi : Wh-what's wrong Yugi?!

Yugi : @_@ Yyooouuuu changey too fassssttt.........@_@......*falls over due to dizziness*

Yami Yugi : -_-U

Scene : The Living Arrow Card!

Yugi :...And since you're the creator of Duel Monsters, you must know all about the Living Arrow card!

Pegasus : *blink*.....Uh........what does it do again?

Yugi : *blink*

Pegasus : *blink*

Scene : Toon World destroyed

Pegasus : NOOO!!!! It's impossible! I can't believe you've destroyed all my beloved toons! *breaks down in tears*

Yugi : *blink*

Pegasus : *sob*

Yami Yugi : BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene : "This is a nightmare"

Pegasus : ...NO!....no, no, no, no, no!!!....This is a nightmare!!! A bad dream!!! This can't truly be happening!!! *runs away and hides under his bed while clutching his favorite Funny Bunny plushie*

Pegasus : I WANT MYYY MMOOOOMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami Yugi : *giggle*

Scene : Tristan and Bakura again

Tristan : I know you're not our friend Bakura. You're the one Yugi beat!

Yami Bakura : *changes to hikari*

Bakura : ....but I am Bakura!!!

Tristan : No you're not!

Bakura : Yes I am!!!!

Tristan : No you're not!

Bakura : Yes I am!!!!

Yami Bakura : *giggles in soul room*

Bakura : (to Yami Bakura) AAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!! *proceeds to bash his Yami's head in with a sledgehammer*

Yami Bakura : X_____O;;;;

Tristan : *stares at the vacant-looking Bakura*

Bakura (body) : *stares into space* o______o

Tristan : *blink*

Bakura (soul) : *standing over his frightened Yami, sledgehammer in hand*

Yami Bakura : *huddled in a corner* NO!!!! HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!

Bakura : *looking both insane and demonic* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene : Yami Bakura plots to take over Mokuba....right?

Yami Bakura : .....I want a vessel without a mind or soul of it's own.....

Tristan : You want Mokuba!

Yami Bakura : ....Actually....I'd much rather inhabit Seto Kaiba's body, as he is taller and better- looking...

Tristan : .......

Bakura : -_-......

Yami Bakura : ?.......

Scene : Pegasus is "impressed"

Pegasus : Yugi! I'm impressed!....When I first met you, you were just another boy who showed some faint dueling promise...

Vanessa Carlton : *sings in background* Just a day, just an, ordinary day........ Just tryin' to get by ..........Just a boy, just an, ordinary boy but he was looking to the sky ...............and as he asked if I would come along I started to realize that everyday he finds just what he's lookin' for and like a shooting star he shines, and he said....... Take my hand, live while you can ...........Don't you see your dreams lie right in the palm of your hand ...........

All : O_o?

Scene : Same

Pegasus : Yugi! I'm impressed!....When I first met you, you were just another boy who showed some faint dueling promise, but with my gentle guidance, well just look at you now!

Yugi : GENTLE GUIDANCE?!!!!!!! GENTLE GUIDANCE?!!!?!?!?!?!!????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CALL THAT GENTLE. FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!!!!! YOU CALL THAT GENTLE?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!!!!!

Pegasus : O_O

Yugi : @#$%#%$^_^*&@@#*&!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All : *twitch*

Yami Yugi : O_o;;;

Scene : About the same

Pegasus : .....You're just one step away from becoming world champion! You've been to the Shadow Realm and back!


Elvish Violinist of Ra : ^-_-^ *changes from bat to human again* *poof!*......^_^......Okay, hope you liked that! ^_^ .......will try to catch up soon!.........o_O;;;;;.........Reviews, e-mails, and suggestions are GREAT! Ja! Toodles!

Chibi Seto Plushie : *munching on some of ElViRa's Halloween candy*

ElViRa : Awwww kawai!!!! *huggles him*

Chibi Seto Plushie : _^!

Mokuba : CANDY!!!!!! *munches on his*

Seto : ^^^^^^______________^^^^^^^^^ *does same*

Yami Yugi : O_o;

Seto : *gets sugar high and glomps Yami Yugi*

Yami Yugi : O_________O!!!!!!!!!!

Seto : ^-^ *squeeze, squeeze*

ElViRa : ~_~....Uh, hey!....did anyone (asides me) dress as Yugi-as-a-girl
for Halloween?

Yugi : ?

ElViRa : ~_~; just wondering......

Sugar-High Seto : *huggle*

Yami Yugi : __U;;;