Yu-Gi-Oops! : Season #2

Aftermath

ElViRa : This is my absolute favorite episode to make fun of ^-^ I even added a couple extra scenes so…Enjoy! -^_^-

Scene : Yugi and co. running around in search of Peggy

Tea : Wait a minute!

Yugi : Why?  What's the matter Tea?

Tea : That tower *points at tower* ….It looks…so ugly!

Yugi, Joey, and Tristan : *facefault*

Scene : Same

Tea : That tower…It's leaning!!!

Pegasus's tower : *leans very far to the left……then falls over*

*CRAAAASSSSHHH!!!!!*

Yugi and Co. : O_O!!!

Pegasus : *miraculously unharmed* ???!!!!

Scene : Pegasus in his tower, looking at soul cards on table

Pegasus : It's all over……everything I've struggled to obtain is now beyond my grasp…..keeping their souls won't serve me now…and so….I will destroy them….*picks up cards*

Seto, Mokuba, and Solomon (souls) : NO, NO, NOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Pegasus : *rips cards in half*

Seto, Mokuba, and Solomon : NOO!!!!! – X_____*

Pegasus : MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene : Enter…Evil Bakura

Pegasus (to Cecilia) : …In the hopes I could restore you, body and soul….

Yami Bakura : (came in through window) How sweet….

Pegasus : Who's there?!

Yami Bakura : *grins evilly* *takes a step forward, only to find that his long silver hair is caught in the window*

Pegasus : ……

Yami Bakura : Ow, ow!!!  O_o *tries to pull hair away*

Bakura : *sweatdrop*

Scene : Fortune telling!

Yami Bakura : Your Millennium Item allows you to look into people's minds, Pegasus.  Mine allows me to see into their souls….I have but to look in your deck, Pegasus, it reveals to me your true nature…*picks Pegasus's deck up off of table*

Pegasus : Um….How'd that get all the way up here?

Yami Bakura : ?…..

Pegasus : I thought I left those down at the dueling arena!

Yami Bakura : …….

Pegasus : ………

Yami Bakura : ……………….

Scene : Same

Yami Bakura : I have but to look at your deck, Pegasus, it reveals to me your true nature…..*picks up Pegasus's cards and lays three on the table*

Pegasus : …..

Yami Bakura : *flips over the 1st card* Thousand Eyes Idol……..Um….This means…you have…lots of security cameras? oO;  *flips over 2nd card* Shining Friendship?!  …You want to have….er….friends?……Oo;;;  *flips over 3rd card* Jigen Bakudan?!?!…You will….Uhh….self-destruct in 3 minutes?!?!  This doesn't make any sense whatsoever!! *climbs out window again, unfortunately, loses his grip on the windowsill and falls*

Yami Bakura : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

~*~ splat ~*~

Pegasus : *blink* OOO_________ooo;;

Scene : Same again

Yami Bakura : *flips over 1st card* The Happy Lover Card…it shows you have experienced the joys of love…..lucky dog……

Pegasus : ~_~

Scene : Yami Bakura vs. Pegasus

Yami Bakura : Prepare yourself, mortal!  For a shadow game the likes of which you've never played!

Millennium Ring : *glows brightly*

Yami Bakura : This match will be played on the landscape of our minds!

Millennium Ring and Eye : *beam light at each other*

Millennium Eye : *forces the light of the Ring back*

Yami Bakura : *thrown backwards, into a wall* O_x!!!

Pegasus : *stands over Yami Bakura* I'll take that, thank you! *removes the Millennium Ring from Bakura*

Yami Bakura : @____O

Millennium Ring : *calls out to Bakura* Master!  Master!!

Pegasus : (to Ring) You are mine now!  MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Reader : O_o

ElViRa : ~-~;

Scene : Same

Yami Bakura : Prepare yourself, mortal!  For a shadow game the likes of which you've never played!

~*~ light emits from both Millennium Items, Bakura wins ~*~

Pegasus : *thrown against a wall*

Yami Bakura : *starts singing* Oops!  I did it again!….I played with your heart!…You lost in the game!….

Pegasus : O_o

Bakura : (in soul room) *facefault*

DNS : *facefault* ~-~;;;;

Scene : Pegasus loses the Shadow Game

Yami Bakura : You are defeated!  A rank amateur to one who has played for centuries!

Yami Yugi : *appears out of nowhere* *ahem* I sealed the Shadow Games and such things away, since just a few short years ago!  Stop boasting!

Yami Bakura : I'm not!  I have played for centuries!

Yami Yugi : Nu-uh!  You only played centuries ago!

Yami Bakura : What's the difference!

Yami Yugi : A big difference!

Yami Bakura : Nu-uh!

Yami Yugi : Yeah-uh!

Both : *bicker for a while, and eventually get into an all-out fist fight*

Pegasus : *blink*……*blink*

(Hikari) Bakura and Yugi : ~_~U;;;;;;

Scene : Same

Yami Bakura : …A rank amateur to one who has played for centuries!

Pegasus : You've lived for centuries?!  What kind of creature are you?!

Yami Bakura : An ancestor to a hobbit!  I have lived so long because of this Ring…..*strokes Millennium Ring* My Preecccciioouuussssssssss……..

Pegasus : *very big sweatdrop*

Scene : Yami Bakura takes the Eye, something those stupid dubbers censored out :P

Yami Bakura : …You have lost the game…and that entitles me to take your Millennium item!…The way you meant to take Yugi's!!

Pegasus : NO!!!  *looks very afraid*

Yami Bakura  *pulls a spork out of his pocket and laughs sadistically* *pries Millennium Eye from Pegasus's eye socket*

Pegasus : *shrieks in agony* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! X_@

Yami Bakura : *holding the now-bloody Millennium Eye* My work here is trough…..Good bye. *leaves*

Pegasus : X_X

ElViRa and DNS : YAAY!  GO YAMI BAKURA!!!! ^-^

Scene : Yugi and Co. see the injured Peggy ^_^

Tea : Look!  Something's happened!

Yugi : It's him!

Pegasus : *being carried away on Kemo's back* Oh!…..*groan*

Yugi : Croquet!  What happened to Pegasus?!

Croquet : That is none of your concern, Master Pegasus has suddenly taken ill….

Kemo : *carrying "Master" Pegasus*

Pegasus : *suddenly wakes up* Wheee!  Piggy-back ride!!! ^-^

Kemo, Croquet, and other guards : *facefault*

Yugi, Tea, Joey, and Tristan : *sweatdrop*

Scene  Yugi and Co. in Pegasus's tower

Joey : So this is where Pegasus hangs out?  *looks at Cecilia's portrait*  Whoever that woman is, she sure is pretty!  *drools*

Tristan : Yeah…..*____*….*drools too*

Pegasus : *walks in* -__-* SHE'S MINE!  STOP DROOLING!!!

Tristan and Joey : *drool*

Pegasus : Grrr…*seals their souls in cards*

Tea and Yugi  ~_OU;;;;

Scene : Pegasus's memories – meeting Cecilia

Pegasus (diary) : I'll never forget that day…It was at my father's country estate…It was a gala event with celebrities and tycoons from all over the world….Anyone who was anyone was there…..But by far, the only one who impressed me the most…..was you….

7-year-old Pegasus : *sees 7-year-old Cecilia*

7-year-old Cecilia : *smiles cutely*

7-year-old Pegasus : *quickly runs forward and pulls Cecilia's hair, then runs away*

7-year-old Cecilia : *cries*

~*~ we later see her telling her dad, her dad gets mad and sues Maximillion's dad ~*~

Mr. Pegasus (Mr. Crawford?) : *gives 7-year-old Max a spanking*

7-year-old Pegasus : ~_~

Scene : Pegasus's memories – Cecilia has died

Pegasus (diary) : …From that moment on, I could no longer paint…..

Yugi : *somehow appears in his flashback* Then how did you make that painting of Shaadi that hangs on the wall in your dining room?

Pegasus : O_o Uh-ah-er-…..

Yugi : You met Shaadi AFTER Cecilia died!

Pegasus : o__O  H-How did you know that?!!  And how'd you get into my memories?

Yugi : …The Puzzle has many powers…..*smiles mysteriously*….*vanishes*

Pegasus : O______________o;;;;

Scene : Pegasus's memories – in Egypt

Pegasus (voice) : ….I had just begun to explore that ancient city, when fate intervened…

Pegasus (past) : *the wind blows his hat away*

Shaadi : *catches hat* *giggles* *runs away with it*

Pegasus (past) : O_o; Come back here!!  Stop! Thief!!!  *runs after Shaadi*

Shaadi : *giggle, giggle*

Scene : Pegasus's memories – talking to Shaadi outside

Shaadi : ….The search to heal the pains of a broken heart may lead to even greater heartache…..*turns and begins to walk away*

Pegasus (past) : Wait!  …How do you know?!

Shaadi : It matters not.  Go home.

Pegasus : *does*

Scene : Pegasus's memories – in the underground chamber

Pegasus (past) : What is this place?!

Shaadi : So…you chose not to heed my warning…So now…..you must die…

Strange Egyptian-thug-looking dudes : *grab Pegasus*

Pegasus (past) : ?!!!

Strange Egyptian-thug-looking dudes : *stuff him into a vacant tomb*

Pegasus (past) : O_O!!!!

Shaadi : MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Scene : Pegasus's memories – the test of the Millennium Eye

Shaadi : …Now…if you pass its test, it will empower you to see more than you eve have before….

Pegasus : ….And if I fail its test?….

Shaadi : …If you are not the one destined to possess it, all that awaits you is nightmares beyond your imagination!  *presses Millennium Eye to Pegasus's face*

Millennium Eye : *glows*

Pegasus : AAAAAA!!!!!  AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!  *looks like his in serious pain* …..

Millennium Eye : *stops glowing*

Pegasus : *pant* *pant*

Shaadi : You have not descended into chaos and madness!  You are the chosen one!

Pegasus : *suddenly gets up and runs around in small erratic circles* *foams at the mouth* Oh gosh!  Get 'em off me!!  They're all over the place!!!  AND GREEN!!!!  Argh!!!  EEEEEEE!!!!!!  *slaps body and head hysterically* AAAAAA!!!!!!!  *runs into a wall*

Pegasus : X_x

Shaadi : O_o;;; …Then again…….

Millennium Eye : *falls over Pegasus's eye socket*

Scene : Pegasus's memories – the powers of the Eye

Shaadi : Now your eyes will be opened to dimensions beyond the here and now…like having a sixth sense!….Capable of seeing worlds and times outside our own!

Pegasus : *looks very frightened* …I see….dead people!……

Shaadi : -_-U;;; I thought you wanted to see your dead wife….

Pegasus : o.o They don't know they're dead….

Shaadi : *sweatdrop*

Scene : Pegasus's memories – the vision of Cecilia

Pegasus : Cecilia!

Cecilia!  It's really you!

Pegasus : *embraces Cecilia*

Cecilia : Maximillion!  That golden eye you have is so….so ugly!!!

Pegasus : T____T

Scene : Pegasus's memories – Cecilia disappears

Shaadi  …But be warned.  Seeing is not the same as touching….

~*~ "Cecilia", who Pegasus was embracing, disappears with a small "pop!" ~*~

Pegasus : O_O!  Why must she leave with a small "pop!"?!!!!  It's undignified I tell you!!!  Undignified!!!!  *rant*

Shaadi : V_VU;;;

ElViRa : Yes!  Pointless AND Random!  ^_^*

Scene : Enter Shaadi

~*~ A porthole opens in the middle of the floor ~*~

Shaadi : *comes through portal*

Porthole : *closes when Shaadi is halfway through*

Shaadi : *stuck in the floor* O_O!

Yugi : O_o

Scene : Shaadi talking to himself

Shaadi : A disturbance in the mystical alignment brings me here.  I sense a great disturbance in the Force….A million voice cried out suddenly….then fell silent……..

Yoda and Obi Wan Kenobi : *glare*

Darth Vader : *operating switches on the Dearth Star laser* *raspy scuba-gear-breathing sound*

Shaadi : *blink*

Scene : Shaadi walks towards Yugi

Shaadi : *walks towards Yugi ~-~* ….I sense that the thief hides somewhere within the castle walls….I shall being my investigation with this boy…*stops in front of Yugi, holding out Millennium Key*

Yugi : *grabs hold of Key* …For me?  Aw…Thanks!  *pulls it away from Shaadi and runs away*

Shaadi : ???….*facefault*

Scene : Same

Shaadi : *stops in front of Yugi, holding out the Millennium Key* *pokes Yugi several times on the head with it*  *poke, poke*

Yugi : x__O;;;

Shaadi : *poke* …No…you are not the one….*disappears in a foof of black smoke*

Yugi : O_o;;;;

Scene : Wandering the hallways of Yugi's mind

Shaadi : …One is a room of pure innocence, devoid of malice.  Purity of soul I sense here, it could not possibly belong to the criminal that stole the Millennium Eye…but still I must look…my sense may deceive me…..*enters Yugi's soul room and rummages through closets and drawers and such*

Shaadi : *after combing the whole room, finds the Millennium Eye at the botton of one of the toy bins* AA!  Now I must return this to Pegasus!  *turns to leave*

~*~ several Kuriboh materialize ~*~

Kuribohs : *tackle Shaadi and knock him out*

Shaadi : X_X

Yugi : *enters room* *grabs Eye from the knocked-out Shaadi* MINES!!!  Take him away, my Kuriboh minions!

Kuribohs : *bow to Yugi* *take Shaadi and throw him into a mental dungeon* {*dungeon in Yugi's soul room*}

Shaadi : ………

ElViRa : o_O….Erm…..Narf…..

Scene : Yami Yugi's Chamber

Shaadi : …But wait…the other chamber!…I detect another presence….This soul is much more mysterious….

~*~ door to Yami's room opens ~*~

~*~ a little ~*~

Yami Yugi : *pokes head out of door* Hey!  Are you the pizza guy?  *takes a closer look at Shaadi* …..Oh!  Much better!  You're the Millennium Item guy!  YAY!  *grabs the Millennium Key from Shaadi and slams door shut*

Shaadi : *blink*

Yami Yugi : *opens door again* Those look like a pair of really nice earrings too!  I'll take them!  *deftly removes earrings from Shaadi's ears* *slams door*

Shaadi : *facefault*

Scene : The lights in the camber turn on

Yami Yugi : …Fine…I'll open the doors to you…*snaps fingers*

~*~ lights turn on showing the contents of the Room ~*~

~*~ It is chock full of Barney, Barbie, and Pokemon stuff ~*~

Shaadi : O_O!!! …Th-this is a place of pure evil!!!  EVIL THAT WILL CONSUME US ALL!!!!!!!  AAAAAAAYYIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!  *runs away leaving an anime dust cloud in his wake*

Yami Yugi : ??? *sit on floor and huggles great big Barney Plushie* ^_^

Scene : Same

Yami Yugi : …I'll open the doors for you…*snaps fingers, lights turn on, revealing a room that look almost exactly like the Maze Card from Cardcaptors* …You may search them to your heart's content….

Shaadi : o.o *sees maze* to himself) my…this is a very confused person……o.o

Scene : Shaadi wandering the hallways of Yami's mind

Shaadi : …There are mysteries within mysteries here…levels beyond levels…So I must probe every chamber for the truth…*opens the door to a room and is about to step in*

~*~ 1 huge weight falls, almost crushing Shaadi ~*~

Shaadi : *jumps out of the way, but drops his Millennium Key*

Weight in Room : *crushes Millennium Key* ……….. *lifts*

Millennium Key : *flat as a pancake, broken into several pieces* X_x

Shaadi : O_O!!!!

Scene : Some more wandering in hallways

Shaadi : *steps into an empty, seemingly harmless room* …Hm….Looks safe enough…Still…I shall proceed with extreme caution…*goes in*….*floor crumbles beneath him*

Yugi : *materialize out of nowhere*

Shaadi : HELP!  HELP!!!

Yugi : *stares at Shaadi for a while* …You know…..walking straight into a room does not constitute "proceeding with extreme caution!"…

Shaadi : O__o

Yugi : *disappears*

Shaadi : O_____O!!!!!!!!!!

Scene : The fall of Shaadi! (~_~)

Shaadi : …*holding onto ledge for dear life* If I fall into this deep darkness, I will be trapped eternally in his cryptic mind!……

~*~ the last few bricks give way, Shaadi falls ~*~

Shaadi : AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

~*~ the next time Yugi duels and the Puzzle activates ~*~

Yugi : Yuuu-Giiiiii-Oohhhhhhhh!!!!

Puzzle : *glows*

Yami Yugi : *appears*

Voice from within the Puzzle : AH!!!  HELP ME!!!  HELP ME!!!!!  I'M TRAPPED, AND IT'S SO DARK IN HERE!!!!!  HELP, HELP!!!!!!!

Yugi and Yami Yugi : *sweatdrop*

Yugi's opponent : O_o

-- variation –

~*~ Puzzle activates ~*~

Yugi : Yuuuuu-Giiiiiiiiii-Ooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Shaadi : *appears instead of Yami Yugi*

All : o__O;;;;

Yami Yugi : _****!!!!

Shaadi : ^_^

Scene : Shaadi and Yugi enter The Room (oO)

Shaadi : Look!  A new threat appears….

Yugi : The Dark Magician!

Dark Magician : *points staff at them*

Shaadi : …He prepares to attack!….

Dark Magician : *attacks, using Dark Magic*

Yugi : *quickly holds up a card* Mirror Force!

Dark Magician : *attack reflected back at it* *crumbles to dust*

Shaadi : Whew…

Yami Yugi : *appears out of thin air* How dare you destroy my monster!!!

Yugi : But it was gonna attack us!!!

Yami Yugi : *points a finger at Yugi* But you are trying to invade my space!!!

Yugi : Nuh-uh!

Yami Yugi : Yeah-huh!

Yugi : *slaps his Yami across the face*

Yami Yugi : *pulls Yugi's hair*

Both : *get into a cat fight*

Shaadi : *verryyy big sweatdrop*

Scene : Same

Shaadi : …He prepares to attack!…

*a distinct sound of fingers snapping is heard*

Dark Magician : *disappears*…*appears in front of Yami Yugi*

Yami Yugi : (who had just snapped is fingers) You should scare off the intruders!  Not just stand there pointing a stick at them!

Dark Magician : …Then what must I do?, Master.

Yami Yugi : *whispers something in Dark Magician's ear*

Dark Magiican : O_o…Must I do that?!?!!!!

Yami Yugi : *nods solemnly*

Dark Magician : U_U;;;

Shaadi : What happened?

Yugi : I dunno…The Dark Magician just vanished!…

Dark Magician : *appears in front of them* *he is wearing the Dark Magician's Girl outfit with a blond wig and lipstick*

Shaadi and Yugi : !!!

Dark Magician : (in a high-pitched falsetto voice) Welcome to Barbie Land!  What can I do for you? ^_^

~*~ Barbie World song plays in the background ~*~

Shaadi and Yugi : O_O!!!  NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  *flee to the safety of Yugi's soul room*

Yami Yugi : BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Scene : About same

Shaadi : *summons the Blue Eyes White Dragon*

Yugi : No!  Stop!

Shaadi : *summons it anyway*

Blue Eyes White Dragon : *destroys Dark Magician*

Shaadi and Yugi : *walk towards the door, they feel the ground vibrate*

Yugi : ?

Shaadi : It must be the power coming from within…

Yugi : *opens the door*

Shaadi and Yugi : *are immediately thrown back by the blast of the loudest stereo they've ever heard*

Stereo : *blasting out REALLY loud Eminem*

~*~ I said I'm sorry momma…I never meant to hurt you…I never meant to make you cry, but tonight, I'm cleanin' out my closet ~*~

Yami Yugi : *walks out of the room, wearing attire that is almost the opposite of what he usually wears* *reeaally baggy clothes and shades*

Shaadi and Yugi : @_@;;;

Yami Yugi : ???

Scene : Yugi talks to Dark Magician

Yugi : …We will not reveal the hidden secrets!…You know me!  You trust me!

Dark Magician : *lowers staff*

Yugi : Hehe…Idiot!  *grabs staff and attacks Dark Magician with it*

Dark Magician : *vaporized by its own magic*

Yugi : *laughs evilly, runs to the door and opens it*

Shaadi : O_o…I may be mistaken about his innocence….

Scene : Shaadi leaves

Yugi : Wiat!  Don't go!  I still have a lot more questions!!!

Shaadi : *disappearing into porthole* My name is Shaadi…and I am certain we will meet again another day….

Yugi : Wait!  *follows him into porthole*

Shaadi : o.O!!!

ElViRa : And here are some unaired scenes that I've made!! ^_^ ENJOY!!! ^__________^

Scene : Shaadi explores some other minds

Shaadi : *holds Key to Mokuba's forehead*  *enters his mind*

~*~ inside is a room full of toddler toys (think hikari Yugi), picture of Seto, games, EVIL plans to take over THE WORLD!, fun stuff…. ~*~

Shaadi : o.o …Erm…Okay…No Eye….

~ later ~

Shaadi : *holds Key to Tristan's forehead*

Tristan : *spaces out*

Shaadi : *waits*

~*~ noting happens ~*~

Shaadi : …This boy…has no mind at all!!!….

Tristan : *spaced out*

Shaadi : O.o

~ later ~

Shaadi : *examines Bakura's mind*

~*~ there are two chambers ~*~

~*~ one is a simple looking room ~*~

~*~ the other as the door closed ~*~

Shaadi : *checks Yami Bakura's soul room*

~*~ door opens, but all that comes out is the barrel of a gun ~*~

Yami Bakura : *pointing dangerous firearm at Shaadi* What do ya want?!

Shaadi : O_O I…I…*spies Millennium Eye in Yami Bakura's eye socket* …I…um…will take that now!  *grabs it very quickly, then disappears in a puff of black smoke*

Yami Bakura : …………*facefault* …….

Shaadi : (in the far far distance) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene : Yugi is reunited with his grandpa

~*~ Seto and Mokuba, Tristan, Tea, Bakura, and Joey are there too ~*~

"Seto" : *runs toward Yugi with arms outstretched* Yugi!  My boy!!  I knew you would come through!!!  *hugs Yugi*

Yugi : O_O!!!!!!!  *very big sweatdrop*

Joey : Oookay o.O ….Kaiba's lost it….

"Grandpa" : O_o;;; …Bi…Big brother?!!!?!!!!

"Mokuba" : What the?!?!?…………Hey!  …I'm not-really-hugging Yugi!!! *shudder*

Yugi : *who is still being huggled by "Seto"* …H-help me!…..

Tea, Tristan, and Joey : *big sweatdrop*

Bakura : *points finger at nose in regular anime fashion* I think I may see the problem here….

All : WHAT?!  WHAT?!?!!!

Bakura : It's all quite simple!  When Pegasus freed the souls of Yugi's grandfather, Kaiba, and Mokuba, their souls entered the wrong bodies and now we have a slight mix up! ^_^

Seto, Mokuba, and Gramps : O_O;;;

Yugi : *who is STILL being huggled by Grandpa/Seto* …Then how do we fix tis…-little-…problem?!?!

Bakura : Hm…I don't know……You'll have to stay as is, I guess….

Seto, Mokuba, and Grandpa : NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto/ "Mokuba" : I don't wanna be so short T_T

Mokuba/"grandpa" : Hey!  Whenever I bend over, my back cracks and hurts a lot!  I no likee x_X

Grandpa/"Seto" : *huggle, huggle* ^_^

Yugi : Uh…*sweatdrop, sweatdrop* …You…should….stop that gramps!!!!

All : *facefault*

Elvish Violinist of Ra : Long chapter!  Yippee!!!  I need reviews!!!  'Cause before Yu-Gi-Oops! was deleted I had like 200+ reviews!!!  T_____T***** So review and send suggestions and I'll try to update soon! Thankies! ^__^*