Yu-Gi-Oops! : Season #2
Psychic Psyche Out
ElViRa : Hi! Enjoy! ^_^;;
Scene : Roba win against Raptor
Esper : I have another prediction! You'll hand me your locator card and your rarest card!
Rex : Well….You predicted wrong! HA! *runs off, getting quickly lost in the crowd*
Esper : o___o;;;;
Scene : Joey's rules
Joey : Rule number one, in the Joey Wheeler Rule Book is…Never back down from any challenge!…Rule two! Always seek opponents with crazy duelin' techniques!
Esper : *flips through a small pocket-sized manual* So…it says here...rule one in the "how to intimidate Joey Wheeler Rule Book"…hmmm…(to Joey) You can never beat me! You scared little puppy dog! Go back home to your kennel where you belong!
Joey : Grrr…Hey!!
Esper : *reads manual again* You're but a mere Dueling Monkey!
Joey : _ *twitch* Okay…who wrote dis book?! *snatches manual from Esper* ….WHAT?!?!??!?!! *facefault*
~*~ it was written by Seto Kaiba ~*~
Tristan has a laptop?!
Tristan : Okay! One duel simul-cast comin' right up! …Uh…..Oh…I don't even know how to turn this thing on!
Serenity : Then…where'd you get the laptop?
Tristan : Uh…Hehe….*sweatdrop*
Seto : *burst in* Give that thing back!!! NOW!!!
Tristan : *quickly hides laptop under random pillow* What thing?
Seto : My laptop!
Tristan : *pulls it out* Uh…this?
Seto : *conks Tristan on the head with metal briefcase and takes computer*
Tristan : @_@
Serenity : What's happening? Joey?!
Seto : No! How can you mistake me for that idiotic dog?!?! You must be blind!
Serenity : *eyebrow twitches dangerously* Do not…insult…my brother!!!!
~*~ and so our favorite brown-haired duelist was chased off by a bombardment of bottles, hospital food, scalpels, and Q tips ~*~
Seto : X.o;;; *runs out really fast, dropping his laptop and a few of his many belts in his haste*
Tristan : @_^!
Scene : Joey's first move
Joey : Here's anudah prediction for ya Esper! I'm gonna mop the floor with ya! Go! Giltia the Dark Knight! *lays card down*
Esper : AHA! –
*and Giltia appears*
All rule book-reading duelists : O__O
Joey : Okay! Giltia! Direct Attack on Psycho Boy!
Esper : (whacked on head by Giltia) @_@
Scene : Esper's Psycho…I mean! – Psychic?!
Esper : The card on the top of your hand is Swordsman of Land Star!
Joey : !!! – But…how can you know?!?!
Esper : Because of this! *pulls a golden ball from his pocket* The Millennium Eye!!!
Joey : O_____O!!!!!
Yami Yugi : O___________________________________O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura : *frantically searching the chambers of his soul room* Where is it?!?!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!….Wait…HIKARI!!!!!!!
Bakura : *trembling* Y-yes….?
Yami Bakura : What did you do with the Eye?
Bakura : Uh-uh-uh….Um-m-m….
Yami Bakura : So you took it out!! AND LOST IT!!!!!!!
Bakura : ~_~;;;
Yami Bakura : *beats up his unfortunate hikari*
Scene : Fiend Megacyber
Esper : I'll sacrifice Cyber Raider, and summon the Fiend Megacyber!
*card appears under Cyber Raider, and Fiend Megacyber begins to rise from it*
Cyber Raider : No! I don't wanna go!! *jumps up and down on Fiend Megacyber, forcing it back into its card*
Fiend Megacyber : x_x
Joey : O_o
Esper : -_-U*
Scene : Graceful Dice
Joey : Activate magic card! Graceful Dice!
*Graceful Dice appears and drops a somewhat odd looking dice*
(odd – as in having six black dots on each side)
*and, of course, the dice lands on a six*
Joey : Yeah! Power up my Swordsman to 3000!!!
Esper : No fair! That dice was loaded!!!
Joey : *sticks tongue out at Roba*
Esper : -_-*
Scene : Same
Joey : Activate magic card! Graceful Dice!
Graceful Dice : *appears, holding a dice* *throws it straight at Fiend Megacyber, knocking it out*
Fiend Megacyber : x__X
Esper : o.o
Joey : Gee…I didn't know it did that!
Scene : Busted!!
Mokuba : *blows whistle* Violation! ….Freeze! *runs by, knocking over one of the Roba bros and grabs another by the ankle* Gotcha!
Roba bro (~.~) #1 : *quickly pulls foot away and stomps on Mokuba's hand*
Mokuba : OW!! *quickly withdraws hand*
Roba bro #2 : Quick!!
Roba bro #3 : Get 'im!!!
Both : *grab Mokuba by his arms and throw him off roof*
Mokuba : AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! *lands in well-placed bushes* Oof!
Roba bros #1, #2, #3 : BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Roba baby bro: ^-^
Seto : *appears* How dare you!! *whacks them all silly with his ever-trusty metal briefcase*
Roba bros : X___________@
Scene : Carnival folk
Roba bro #2 : We're carnival folk…or at least, we used to be…
Mokuba : ¬_¬…And with your looks, I'm not surprised…
Roba bros : -_-*
Scene : Mokuba's decision
Roba bro #2 : So…Whadya say?
Rob bro #1 : Please! Have a heart!
Mokuba : I do…just like my big brother.
Roba bros : …
Mokuba : …So you're all disqualified! And I never want to see your faces around here again!
Roba bros : U_U ;__;
Roba baby bro : WAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!
Scene : Same
Mokuba : Ok…but this is your last chance! If your brother cheats again, it's no more mister nice guy!
Roba bro #2 : Thanks!
Rob bros #1 and #3 : Woohoo!
Seto : *descends from helicopter that has appeared from nowhere* Mokuba! You let those cheaters get away! You're fired!
Mokuba : B-but Seto!
Seto : No buts! And you're grounded too!
Mokuba : But…if I disqualified him…that would mean letting Joey automatically win!
Seto : Oo;…What?!!…Okay…You can stay…
Mokuba : ^_^;
Scene : Tea on bench in park
Tea : …Ishizu said that Yugi had to enter this tournament to save the world from an ancient evil…but who knows when that evil will show up?!!
~*~ suddenly…Malik falls from the sky into Tea's lap ~*~
Tea : O_o;
Malik (or, as English dubbers would say "Marique") : O______o;;;
ElViRa : Randomness is fun!
Scene : Back to the duel!
Esper : I predict a nasty end for you!!
Joey : Well…I predict an even nastier end for you!
Esper : No! For you!
Joey : For you!
Esper : No! You!
Joey : You!
Esper You!
Joey : You!
Esper You!
Joey : You!
Esper You!
Joey : You!
Esper You!
Joey : You!
Both : Grrrrr…….
Bystanders : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Same
Esper : I predict a nasty end for you! Rumor has it, without your friend Yugi, you couldn't duel your way out of a paper bag!
Joey : *with an extremely stupid expression on face* Why da heck would I wanna duel my way outta a paper bag when I could just rip it apart?!
Esper : -_-U It's an expression stupid.
Joey : Whateva, psycho boy…
Esper : (berserkly) That's psychic! You infernal idiot! PSYCHIC!!!!!
Joey : :P
Esper : _***
Scene : Same again
Esper : Rumor has it, without your friend Yugi, you couldn't duel your way out of a paper bag!
Joey : And I bet I know who spread that rumor…..Kaiba!!!
Esper : What makes you think that?
Joey : One, he don't really like me dat much. Two, he's a stuck-up jerk! …and Three!, I'm much betta lookin' than him, and am a betta bigger brother!
Esper : -_-
~*~ Joey is then hit on the back of the head by a metal briefcase that appears to have been thrown from some high-up place ~*~
Joey : x__x
Seto : Hmph!
Scene : Direct attack
Joey : …You're doomed! Once my Alligator Sword is done with yer life points!
Alligator Sword : *attacks Esper directly with sword, giving him a new haircut and revealing his earpiece*
Esper : O_O
Joey : See! What'd I tell ya! Cheater!!!
Rex Raptor : I don't believe it! Hey! Gimme back my Serpent Night Dragon and locator card!
Esper : Eep! *runs away*
Joey : *goes after him* Hey! Get back here, ya chicken!
Scene : Summoning Jinzo (or, my corny blooper!)
Esper : I'll sacrifice your Swordsman of Land Star and I'll summon Jinzo! *lays card down*
~*~ card appears under Swordsman ~*~
Swordsman of Land Star : @_@
Dark Magician : *appears randomly and splashes water onto the Swordsman* *disappears*
Esper and Joey : O.o?
Swordsman of Land Star : *blink, blink* *looks down* EEP!!! *realizes that one of his feet is stuck in the card already* *frantically tries to run away, but, as one foot is stuck, drags card along with him*
Jinzo : *who was beginning to emerge from card* X__x;;;
Joey : O.o;….^_______^
Esper : O.o;….._____
Swordsman of Land Star : O_X!!! *jog, jog, jog*
Scene : Jinzo destroys trap
Esper : Show your stuff, Jinzo!
Jinzo : *fires a laser beam from its…Oo;…mouth at Joey's facedown card*
Joey : Nuh-uh-uh! Activate trap card! Chasm of spikes!
Jinzo : *suddenly falls into a hole and gets spiked*
Esper : What the?!! How did you?!
Joey : *grins signature Joey grin*
Jinzo : X_________________X
Esper : A________________A;;;*
Elvish Violinist of Ra : Whoa! That episode was short!
DNS : *cough, cough*
ElViRa : Hope you enjoyed it! (though I'll try ta make 'em funnier next time 'cause this epi. ain't easy to make fun of) { ~_~ }
DNS : Review and suggest!!!
ElViRa : Yep! …Cool! Yu-Gi-Oh! Dog tags!!! *wearing several that she's bought from Toys-R-Us*
DNS : -_~;
Chibi Seto Plushie : ^-^
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