Yu-Gi-Oops! : Season #2
Master of the Magicians
DNS : __;;; AH!!! I'M SO LATE!!! SOOOOO SORRY!!! T__T;; School's been KILLER. o____o I'm not dead….^.^ Wheee!!! *gets whacked out* x___x
ElViRa : ^_^ So…Ah yes…the first of the three new episodes that the wicked kids WB decided to show on one Saturday…
DNS: *coughs* _;; A long time ago…
ElViRa: ^_^;; Anyway…Read through it…You may be amused…
Scene : Random duelist in alley talking 2 Seto
Seto : When you speak to my brother that way, you dishonor me, and the Battle City tournament.
Duelist : ?! He's your brother?!?
Seto : ….
Duelist : See…You two sure don't look alike…Are you sure you ain't lyin' or something?
Seto and Mokuba : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Kinda same, but not quite
Seto : …It's time you learned to show some respect…*opens metal briefcase full of rare cards*
Duelist : Whoa! Wow…What's up with all these rare cards?!
Seto : Nothing really. I just rather enjoy showing off my collection to two-star duelists like you and watching you drool…
Duelist : *wipes away drool* *glares at Seto*
Mokuba : ~_~;;;
Scene : Same
Seto : …It's time you learned to show some respect…*opens briefcase-full-of-cards*
Duelist : o__o! Whoa!
Rare Hunter : *swoops down out of nowhere and snatches briefcase* Thanx Kaiba! Master Malik will be very pleased! *cackles madly*
Duelist : *blink*
Seto : *facefault*
Scene : Random duelist vs. Seto
Duelist : It's time to duel!
Seto : Hehehe…I just need to play a single card…To teach you a lesson you won't forget!
Duelist : I lay these four monsters on the field…And use them to summon this…Uh...Blue dude with 4000 attack points!
Seto : ?!!!
Duelist : *sacrifices monsters and summons Obelisk the Tormentor*
Seto : What?!!! O___O!!!
Duelist : Giant blue dude! Attack! Direct assault on Kaiba!!
Seto : O.O!! NOOO!!!!
Obelisk : -__-U* Do not call me that…
Seto : X__@ …So that's where I left that card…
Mokuba : Big brother!!!
Mokuba : MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Scene : Same
Duelist : It's time to duel!
Seto : Hehehe...I just need to play a single card…To teach you a lesson you won't forget! I summon Obelisk, the Tormentor! *lays card on field*
Duelist : !!!
~*~ The "terrifying" blue god monster fails to appear ~*~
Seto : ??? O__o???
Duelist : ?…Wait…HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Hey Kaiba! You just forgot your own new rule!
Seto : o__O?
Duelist : You've got to sacrifice weak monsters to summon more powerful ones! Duh!
Seto : o______o;; *facefault*
Scene : Malik flashback – opening safe
Malik : Now open the lid, my servant!
Weirdo with turban : *does*
Malik : Excellent…Unlock the safe…
Weirdo with turban : *punches in a few numbers*
Safe : *beep, beep, beep*
Malik : *grins evilly*
Safe : *stiff robotic voice* In-cor-rect code..Self des-truct on……5…4…3…2…
Malik : O_O! *runs out as quickly as possible*
Safe : …1 *bleep*
Weirdo with turban : o___o;;
~*~ BOOM! ~*~
Malik : Curse you, Ishizu!!!
Scene : Malik flashback – leaving cave
Malik : *exits cave with Egyptian God Card*
Isis : Don't take another step!
Malik : *as an act of defiance takes a step forward* *unfortunately for him, there's a landmine right there, and he activates it*
~*~ BOOM!!! ~*~
Malik : X__x
Isis : *sigh* Don't say I didn't warn you…
Scene : Malik flashback – using Millennium Rod
Malik : …If you continue to stand in my way…Yes…I'll have to…*holds up the glowing Millennium Rod*
Isis : *sennen eye appears on forehead, as she spaces out*
Malik : *cackle*
Isis : *under control of Rod, pulls God of Obelisk card from pocket*
Malik : *takes it, and walks away, laughing demonically*
Isis : You'll regret this Marik (Malik…whatever XP)!!!
Malik : *smirk* I'm sure…
Scene : Clown puppet's invitation! ^-^
Puppet jester : …It's in your best interest to go…*does a back flip into some bushes*
Yugi (hikari) : Wait! …Who's we?! …Why is it in my best interest?! …Wait! I have so many questions!!! *runs and dives into bushes after the clown*
Yami Yugi : -__-U
~*~ Yugi lands on a masked man in a red suit, who was operating the clown puppet ~*~
Arkana : @__@;;;
Yugi : O__o;;;
Yami Yugi : -__-U*;;;
Scene : Yugi enters box
Tea : Yugi?! …It's almost like he's in a trance…
Yami Yugi : *steps into what looks like the Mystical Box*
~*~ swords materialize and skewer the box ~*~
Tea and Mr. Moto : O___O!!!!
~*~ box opens ~*~
~*~ inside is a very hole-y Arkana ~*~
Tea and Mr. Moto : O__o
Yami Yugi : *steps out of other Mystical box* *blink, blink*
Scene : Same
Tea : …It's almost like he's in a trance…
Yami Yugi : *steps into what seems to be the Mystical Box*
~*~ swords materialize and skewer the box ~*~
Tea and Mr. Moto : O________O!!!
~*~ box opens ~*~
Yami Yugi : *twisted into a weird position to avoid swords* O__o;;;
Tea and Mr. Moto : o____O
DNS : o___o Whoa!!! ^____^ I wanna learn how to do that!
Scene : Same again – somewhat
Yami Yugi : *steps into box and vanishes in a foof of black smoke*
Tea and Mr. Moto : O__O!
Yami Yugi : *steps out of other box and finds himself right in front of Malik*
Malik : I'll take that. *grabs Millennium Puzzle*
Yami Yugi : O___O!!??!! HEY!!! Give that back!!!
Malik : Finders keepers! Losers weepers! ^-^
Yami Yugi : __*
Scene : Black Magician speaking
Black Magician : …It's time you met the true master of the Dark Magicians! *points staff at Yami Yugi, accidentally unleashing a Dark Magic attack*
Yami Yugi : @__X;;;
Arkana : *emerges from shadows* You nitwit!!! Now I'll never get to beat Yugi!
Black Magician : *nervous sweatdrop* Hehe…Oops…
Arkana : *holds up a card*
Black Magician : No…NO!!!
Arkana : *uses card* Ectoplasma!!!
Black Magician : *empty shell falls to floor*
{Note : Arkana's mage is actually the Black Magician, not the Dark Magician.}
Scene : Yami's "little speech"
Yami Yugi : …And the Dark Magician has chosen me! *quickly shuffles deck, pulls out the card on top, and holds it up*
*an image of the monster appears behind Yami*
*it is Kuriboh*
Arkana : *blink* What are you showing me the Kuriboh for?
Yami Yugi : ?! *looks at card* …!!!… *facefault*
Scene : Beyond the door with a question mark
Arkana : Tada! Behind that door lies my dueling ring! *puts hand on door handle to open it, and pulls and is unable to open it*
Yami Yugi : *sweatdrop*
Arkana : *pulls harder* Open- *tug* -Up!- *pull* -Stupid- *pull, pull* -Door!!!
Yami Yugi : *big, big sweatdrop*
Arkana : *sigh* I give up! *slumps down against door*
~ due to being leaned on, the door opens ~
Arkana : O_o!
~*~ he then notices the small red sign on the door to handle ~*~
~*~ "Push to open" ~*~
Arkana : *faints*
Yami Yugi : *giggle*
Scene : Cut the decks
Yami Yugi : …Just to be sure…I will cut your deck…
Arkana : Of course! *hands deck to Yugi*
Yami Yugi : *pulls scissors from pocket and really cuts deck*
Arkana :O__O!!! Wha?! Wha?!!
Yami Yugi : …I sense you are an agent of Marik…..I do not wish to duel you.
Arkana : o__O
Yami Yugi : *walks up stairs and out door leading to street*
Arkana : Oo;;;
Malik : *shrieking in Arkana's head* ARKANA!!! YOU HAVE FAILED!!! YOU WILL NOW BE PUNISHED! *seals Arkana's soul in Shadow Realm*
Arkana : NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Millennium Rod : *glow*
Scene : *blah, blah, blah*
Yami Yugi : …Never trust a masked man!…
Arkana : Really? …Well then…How's this? *removes mask, to reveal a frighteningly scarred and burned face*
Yam Yugi : oooO___Oooo Ack!!
Arkana : Hm…Thought so *puts mask back on*
Yami Yugi : ooo_____OOO;;;!!!
Scene : Revolving disks appear XP
Yami Yugi : What's that?!
Arkana : HAHAHA!!! The disks get closer for every life point you lose. When you are out of life points…They cut off your legs!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Yami Yugi : O_O Eeeeeeee….*faints*
ElViRa : Hmm…If I'm not very much mistaken, that's what's really supposed to happen…I guess the American editors found that too graphic…
American Editors : *nod, nod*
ElViRa : EVIL!!! *whacks them with mallet*
American Editors : @__@
Scene : Some more pre-duel chatter
Yami Yugi : You're insane!!
Arkana : No…I prefer "mildly disturbing"
Yami Yugi : -___-U*
DNS : ^.^ And I prefer "mentally deranged" *cackles*
Scene : Same
Yami Yugi : You're insane!!!
Arkana : Think of it as a hope, because that key is your only hope!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yami Yugi : I don't think so…*pulls hair pin from hair and picks lock*
Arkana : Oo;;;
Yami Yugi : Good-bye! *walks away*
Arkana : *facefaults while still shackled to arena, hitting a button that causes both Dark Energy disks to go to zero*
Arkana : AAAAAHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Scene : About the same
Yami Yugi : Are you some kind of demented madman, Arkana?!
Arkana : That I am! ^-^
Yami Yugi : -_-;
Scene : Direct Attack!
Yami Yugi : Now! Dark Magician! Show him some real magic!
Dark Magician : *twirls staff in a very fancy-looking way very fast* *and drops it*
Yami Yugi : o.o;;;
Dark Magician : *blush*
Arkana : A___A;
Elvish Violinist of Ra : Okay that's over…Now…On to the next chapter!!!
DNS : x.x
ElViRa : Oh yeah! One more thing! If you have Elvish Violinist of Ra on your ff.net favorites, I suggest you add Elvish Violinist of Anubis, Elvish Violinist of Horus, and Elvish Violinst of Osiris as well 'cause that's where I post Yu-Gi-Oops! once it's deleted from Elvish Violinist of Ra! ^-^ Yup!! (Yeah, I'd try to put it on a website if I had the time…U__U;)