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It's a small spoof of it.
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Gene looking everywhere, but what he searched for couldn't be found. He was a little drunk, so what he was searching for was completely useless. "JIIIIIIMMMMMMM?" he said, drunkenly.
Jim replied mockingly, "YEEEEESSSSS?"
"I'm looking for my boot, to throw at the things laughing at me.. Where is one of my boots?"
Jim, confused, regretably asked, "What things?"
"You know! The things!"
"What things?!"
"You know! THE THINGS!!"
"Be more specific!"
"THE THINGS OF THE THINGS OF THE THINGAMAJIGS!!!" he banter, has turned into senseless gibberish.
Jim looked at him coldly. "Gene have you been drinking?"
"No!... Yes... Just a little."
"Damnit Gene! The things aren't real!"
"They are! Damnit! I can't find a boot! I'll just use your computer!" He grabbed Jim's computer, and threw it at a wall, where the supposed "things" were, smashing the computer into little pieces.
Shaking, Jim grabbed Gene's Caster, and took aim.
Melfina yelled, "NO!", and got behind Jim, grabbing his arms to stop him from firing.
Panting, and gasping, wildly, Jim puts the gun down.
"It wasn't loaded...", he grabbed a Caster shell, he didn't care what kind, and loaded it quickly, taking aim once again, "This is for my computer!!" he shot, but didn't hit Gene. He hit a big bunker, which was Gene's alcohol supply.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Gene's scream was heard miles away, and so was Jim's scream. What happened to make him scream?
If the suspense is killing you, just review, and tell me if you wanna see what happened to poor little Jim.
It's a small spoof of it.
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Gene looking everywhere, but what he searched for couldn't be found. He was a little drunk, so what he was searching for was completely useless. "JIIIIIIMMMMMMM?" he said, drunkenly.
Jim replied mockingly, "YEEEEESSSSS?"
"I'm looking for my boot, to throw at the things laughing at me.. Where is one of my boots?"
Jim, confused, regretably asked, "What things?"
"You know! The things!"
"What things?!"
"You know! THE THINGS!!"
"Be more specific!"
"THE THINGS OF THE THINGS OF THE THINGAMAJIGS!!!" he banter, has turned into senseless gibberish.
Jim looked at him coldly. "Gene have you been drinking?"
"No!... Yes... Just a little."
"Damnit Gene! The things aren't real!"
"They are! Damnit! I can't find a boot! I'll just use your computer!" He grabbed Jim's computer, and threw it at a wall, where the supposed "things" were, smashing the computer into little pieces.
Shaking, Jim grabbed Gene's Caster, and took aim.
Melfina yelled, "NO!", and got behind Jim, grabbing his arms to stop him from firing.
Panting, and gasping, wildly, Jim puts the gun down.
"It wasn't loaded...", he grabbed a Caster shell, he didn't care what kind, and loaded it quickly, taking aim once again, "This is for my computer!!" he shot, but didn't hit Gene. He hit a big bunker, which was Gene's alcohol supply.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Gene's scream was heard miles away, and so was Jim's scream. What happened to make him scream?
If the suspense is killing you, just review, and tell me if you wanna see what happened to poor little Jim.