Disclaimer::
Ryou: Come on you have to do it.
Bakura: No, if she wants a disclaimer then SHE will have to say it herself.
Ryou: Yea but she isn't here *to Pink P. in a low hushed voice* move to your right
Bakura: HA!!! I knew it!!! THERE SHE IS IN THE SHADOWS BEHIND YOU!!! OH FOR THE LOVE OF RA I FOUND HER OUT!!! *Happy dance, which consists of multiple moonwalks, little girl squealing, and finally a long session of the worm. While this is going on there is loud disco music and flashing lights to fit the mood*
Ryou: That is sooo not my yami
Pink P.: Ya know, that sad thing is that. it is *loud uncontrollable laughter*
Ryou: Ok, ok, I'LL do the disclaimer. She does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! She never has and probably never will so SHUT UP AND LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!
Pink P.: Wow I didn't know you had sooo much repressed anger Ryou. Maybe you need to spend some time with that shrink, you know, ONLY to help YOU. *Under breath* and maybe the rest of the world but that's ok.
Ryou: *in a white truck being driven by nice men in white suits* I HEARD THAT!! I'M NOT CRAZY!! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!!
Pink P.: Riiiight. ANYWAY!!! This is chappie 2 to "EWW!! GETTHIS STICKY STUFF OUT OF MY HAIR!!!" Enjoy!!
***In Yugi's kitchen***
Yugi: So grandpa, um what can we do about the gum. *looks at Yami with a pillow stuck to his head as well as a spoon and some Frosted Flakes©*
GM (Grandpa Moto): Well you could put Mayo in it.
Yugi: OH NO!!! NO!! Grandpa, don't. say. the word. "Mayo". around. him *points to Yami as he tries to get the spoon out of his hair*
Yami: *scoots back* NO!!! NO!!! You are not putting, THAT *points at Mayo* in my hair!!! Not after *low voice* the Mayo Incident [1]. I lost my left eye to that stuff *points at mayo in disgust*
Yugi: Yami, you still have all three of your eyes, BE HAPPY! Some of us only have TWO eyes; you know the ones that we SEE out of!!!!
GM: Oh come on Yami. It's just a little mayo. It won't kill you.
Yami: You'd be surprised the blood that was shed that day.
Yugi: That was ketchup
Yami: That's why it tasted good.
Yugi: EWW!! TMI man TMI!!
GM: *sneaks up behind Yami and slaps the mayo on his head*
Yami: *Screams bloody murder and runs in large circles* THE END IS NEAR!!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME GRAMPS!!! I'M GUNNA DIE; I'LL PARISH IN THE HOT SUMMER SUN!!!
Yugi: *holds out hand strait*
Yami: *Smacks into hand at full speed, landing flat on his back*
Yugi/ GM: *hysterical laughter*
Yami: *sniff* you don't LOVE ME!!!!
Anzu: *bolts in house at random* I LOVE YOU!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! MEEP!! Yugi!! What did you do to his hair?!?!?! *Flops on ground screaming* YOU KILLED IT!!!! YOU TOOK AWAY THE ESSENCE!!
Yugi: Um, yea we were just trying to get gum out of his hair.
Anzu: What why is there gum in his hair!?!
Yami: Cuz I fell asleep with it in my mouth
Anzu: Why did you fall asleep with it in you mouth??
Yami: Cuz I forgot about it.
Anzu: OHHhh! Wait, why is there a pillow stuck to his head?
Yami: Cuz I flopped on the bed
Anzu: Why did you flop?
Yami: Cuz there was gum in my hair!!
Anzu: Why was there gum in your hair?!?!
Yugi: Um, yea we already went over that!
Anzu: Here all you have to do it put some peanut butter in his hair
Yugi: Was there a PEANUT BUTTER INCIDENT too!?!
Yami: No, there was a peanut incident but not a peanut BUTTER
Anzu/ Yugi/ GM: *sweatdrop*
[1] "The Mayo Incident" will be coming out soon on fanfiction.net entitled "The Mayo Incident" and will be written by Angel_Of_The_Apocalypse and ME!! Pink P. A/N: Whoo!! That was fun!!! And long!! But that's ok!! I hope.
Yami: I'm going to loose my virginity in the next chapter!! Aren't I!?!?!
Pink P.: If you yell at me like that then you will!!
Yami: *Glares daggers*
Pink P.: DON'T GO THERE GUMBY!!
Yami: *sniff**whimper* I'm a green pose able stick!!!!
Anzu: *Hugs Yami just a smidge TOO tight*
Yami: Breathing. not. working!! *Hacking cough*
Pink P.: *snaps fingers and Brad Pitt appears*
Anzu: *Dashes to Pitt*
Yami: *horse voice* Thank. you.
Pink P.: Mesh!! Now I got a groupie in my story!! Damn it!!
Anzu: I'M NO GROUPIE!! *She says with an armful of pictures, posters, and autographs*
Ryou: Come on you have to do it.
Bakura: No, if she wants a disclaimer then SHE will have to say it herself.
Ryou: Yea but she isn't here *to Pink P. in a low hushed voice* move to your right
Bakura: HA!!! I knew it!!! THERE SHE IS IN THE SHADOWS BEHIND YOU!!! OH FOR THE LOVE OF RA I FOUND HER OUT!!! *Happy dance, which consists of multiple moonwalks, little girl squealing, and finally a long session of the worm. While this is going on there is loud disco music and flashing lights to fit the mood*
Ryou: That is sooo not my yami
Pink P.: Ya know, that sad thing is that. it is *loud uncontrollable laughter*
Ryou: Ok, ok, I'LL do the disclaimer. She does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! She never has and probably never will so SHUT UP AND LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!
Pink P.: Wow I didn't know you had sooo much repressed anger Ryou. Maybe you need to spend some time with that shrink, you know, ONLY to help YOU. *Under breath* and maybe the rest of the world but that's ok.
Ryou: *in a white truck being driven by nice men in white suits* I HEARD THAT!! I'M NOT CRAZY!! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!!
Pink P.: Riiiight. ANYWAY!!! This is chappie 2 to "EWW!! GETTHIS STICKY STUFF OUT OF MY HAIR!!!" Enjoy!!
***In Yugi's kitchen***
Yugi: So grandpa, um what can we do about the gum. *looks at Yami with a pillow stuck to his head as well as a spoon and some Frosted Flakes©*
GM (Grandpa Moto): Well you could put Mayo in it.
Yugi: OH NO!!! NO!! Grandpa, don't. say. the word. "Mayo". around. him *points to Yami as he tries to get the spoon out of his hair*
Yami: *scoots back* NO!!! NO!!! You are not putting, THAT *points at Mayo* in my hair!!! Not after *low voice* the Mayo Incident [1]. I lost my left eye to that stuff *points at mayo in disgust*
Yugi: Yami, you still have all three of your eyes, BE HAPPY! Some of us only have TWO eyes; you know the ones that we SEE out of!!!!
GM: Oh come on Yami. It's just a little mayo. It won't kill you.
Yami: You'd be surprised the blood that was shed that day.
Yugi: That was ketchup
Yami: That's why it tasted good.
Yugi: EWW!! TMI man TMI!!
GM: *sneaks up behind Yami and slaps the mayo on his head*
Yami: *Screams bloody murder and runs in large circles* THE END IS NEAR!!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME GRAMPS!!! I'M GUNNA DIE; I'LL PARISH IN THE HOT SUMMER SUN!!!
Yugi: *holds out hand strait*
Yami: *Smacks into hand at full speed, landing flat on his back*
Yugi/ GM: *hysterical laughter*
Yami: *sniff* you don't LOVE ME!!!!
Anzu: *bolts in house at random* I LOVE YOU!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! MEEP!! Yugi!! What did you do to his hair?!?!?! *Flops on ground screaming* YOU KILLED IT!!!! YOU TOOK AWAY THE ESSENCE!!
Yugi: Um, yea we were just trying to get gum out of his hair.
Anzu: What why is there gum in his hair!?!
Yami: Cuz I fell asleep with it in my mouth
Anzu: Why did you fall asleep with it in you mouth??
Yami: Cuz I forgot about it.
Anzu: OHHhh! Wait, why is there a pillow stuck to his head?
Yami: Cuz I flopped on the bed
Anzu: Why did you flop?
Yami: Cuz there was gum in my hair!!
Anzu: Why was there gum in your hair?!?!
Yugi: Um, yea we already went over that!
Anzu: Here all you have to do it put some peanut butter in his hair
Yugi: Was there a PEANUT BUTTER INCIDENT too!?!
Yami: No, there was a peanut incident but not a peanut BUTTER
Anzu/ Yugi/ GM: *sweatdrop*
[1] "The Mayo Incident" will be coming out soon on fanfiction.net entitled "The Mayo Incident" and will be written by Angel_Of_The_Apocalypse and ME!! Pink P. A/N: Whoo!! That was fun!!! And long!! But that's ok!! I hope.
Yami: I'm going to loose my virginity in the next chapter!! Aren't I!?!?!
Pink P.: If you yell at me like that then you will!!
Yami: *Glares daggers*
Pink P.: DON'T GO THERE GUMBY!!
Yami: *sniff**whimper* I'm a green pose able stick!!!!
Anzu: *Hugs Yami just a smidge TOO tight*
Yami: Breathing. not. working!! *Hacking cough*
Pink P.: *snaps fingers and Brad Pitt appears*
Anzu: *Dashes to Pitt*
Yami: *horse voice* Thank. you.
Pink P.: Mesh!! Now I got a groupie in my story!! Damn it!!
Anzu: I'M NO GROUPIE!! *She says with an armful of pictures, posters, and autographs*