Yu-Gi-Oops! : Season #2
Pandora's Evil
ElViRa : *sigh* And ANOTHER episode! @___@;;;
DNS : x___@;;; Urgggg…..*twitching on the ground*
Scene : Black Magician is back
Arkana : Welcome back, my Dark Magician!
Black Magician : *leaps from coffin*
Dark Magician : *in a high-pitched girly voice* Eew!! It's so ugly!
Black Magician : Speak for yourself, prissy!
Dark Magician : Conehead!
Black Magician : Goody-goody!
Dark Magician : Harpies Lady wannabe!
Black Magician : -_-* Grrr…*punches Dark Magician in the nose*
Dark Magician : Ow! *grabs nose and pulls Black Magician's hair*
Black Magician : O.* …Quit that and fight like a man!
Arkana and Yugi : *sweatdrop*
Scene : Laying down some cards
Yami Yugi : I lay 2 cards face down on the field
Arkana : Two can play at that game! I also lay 2 cards face down!
Yami Yugi : I lay another card facedown!
Arkana : So will I!
Yami Yugi and Arkana : *turn over a card* Mystic box!
*boxes materialize around both the Black and Dark Magicians and swords skewer them*
*boxes open to reveal that because both Mystic Boxes were used simultaneously, the transport was rather faulty*
*the Dark Magician ended up having the Black Magician's body from the waist down, same thing for the Black Magician*
Both : O__O!!!!
Yami Yugi and Arkana : T___T*;;;;
Scene : The Guillotine!
Arkana : I play the Mystical Guillotine!
Yami Yugi : I won't let you destroy my Dark Magician!
Arkana : Fine by me!
*chains from Guillotine fasten themselves on Yami Yugi's wrists and pull him (gee, where'd the shackles-on-legs go?) onto the Guillotine*
Arkana : AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yami Yugi : O________________O!!!
Scene : Same – about
Arkana : …The curtain must fall! Right on your Dark Magician!
Yami Yugi : …I'm afraid that you'll have to find him first! Magical Hats! *turns over magic card…a moment too late*
*slice*
Dark Magician : *head falls into hole*
Yami Yugi : Ick…*twitch, twitch*
Scene : Thousand Knives!
Arkana : A Thousand Knives!
*knives appear in Black Magician's hand*
Arkana : These magical daggers will detect and destroy your Dark Magician!
Black Magician : *throws knives at hats*
*for some strange reason, the knives act like boomerangs and come right back*
Black Magician : AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *runs for dear life*
Arkana : o___o
Scene : Arkana flashback – losing Katherine
Arkana : …She was gone…My life was over…Until I met him…Pegasus! He told me that he too had lost his true love, and that he would help bring back my Katherine if I defeated Yugi Moto in a duel and took his Millennium Puzzle!
Yami Yugi : -_-U
Scene : The search for Yugi continues!
Seto : Search for every computer network in Battle City that is compatible with Kaibacorp's Dueling System, and make it snappy!
Pastel-haired Ladies : Right! *type computer keys*
*about a hundred red dots appear on the map on the screen*
Seto : oo;;…Isolate any systems that refuse to identify themselves to our network.
Pastel-haired Ladies : *type more keys*
*all one hundred red dots remain in place*
Seto : oO;;;…Um…Okay…Er…
Scene : ,,,It comes from Mars!…
Arkana : I reveal a magic card! Beckon to the Dark!!
*a large, orange, clawed hand descends from the clouds and reaches for Dark Magician*
Dark Magician : *whacks the hand's knuckles hard with staff*
*a loud whimpering is heard from above as the hand is quickly retracted*
Arkana : ?!?
Scene : What he said
Arkana : Nightmare Chain!
*chains bind Dark Magician to what looks like a large metal table*
Arkana : These chains will bind your Dark Magician, putting him out of play and leaving you open to a direct attack!
*the table-like thing the Magician is on begins to turn*
Black Magician : *starts throwing daggers at him, always missing by only a few millimeters*
Dark Magician : O___Ou;;!!!
Arkana : MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Scene : Dark Magician outta play U.U;
Arkana : …With your monster "hung up" for the moment…He can only look on helplessly as I destroy his master!
Dark Magician : *struggles against chains and just manages to point a finger at Arkana, sending out a Dark Magic Attack right at his life points*
Arkana : O__O! AAAAAAAHHH!!!! *life points go to zero, and he is sent to the Shadow Realm*
Yami Yugi : o__o…Wow…
Scene : *yawn* Some more direct attacking
Arkana : It's show time! Dark Magician! Direct attack on Yugi's life points!
Black Magician : *attacks*
Dark Magician : *the thing he's strapped to falls over, right in the way of the attack, destroying both himself and the Black Magician*
Yami Yugi : o.O
Arkana : No! No! That wasn't supposed to happen!!!
Scene : Ectoplasmer
Arkana : I play Ectoplasmer!
Yami Yugi : *glare*
Arkana : …Confused, Yugi?
Yami Yugi : Not really…I sacrifice the soul of my Dark Magician to make a direct attack on your life points!
*soul separates from Dark Magician and is fired at Arkana*
Arkana : ??!!!! NOOOO!!!
Life Points : 0
Dark Energy Disk : *buzzes ominously*
Scene : Some ethics debate
Yami Yugi : Huh?! …If you turn your own monsters into hollow shells they'll be of no use!
Arkana : That may be so…But once I've defeated you I'll have no use for them anyways!
Black Magician : *looks pretty darned angry and marches over to Yugi's side of the field*
Arkana : Hey! You can't do that! Turncoat! Defector! Ragamuffin!!
Black Magician : *destroys Doll of Demise*
Yami Yugi : See what happens when you disrespect your monsters? *smirk*
Arkana : *looks very nervously at the Disk that is only about an inch away from his leg*
Scene : Some more ethics debate
Arkana : …Do you know why you and your beloved Dark Magician couldn't beat me? You're too soft!
Yami Yugi : Too soft, aye? *stretches out hand* Then…I will send you to…OBLIVION!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Arkana : NOOOOOOooooo!….
Scene : Bye, bye Black Magician
Arkana : This is my show and my Dark Magician knows that I am his master! He is nothing but my pawn.
Black Magician : O__O;;;
Arkana : Activate Ectoplasmer! Extract the soul of my Dark Magician!
Black Magician : *relinquishes soul with the sound of someone regurgitating*
Black Magician Soul : *enters Ectoplasmer card, goes through it, and hits "his Master"*
Arkana : O__O!!!! *the blade buzzes as it sends him to the Shadow Realm*
~*~ and we faintly hear the Black Magician, laughing maniacally ~*~
Scene : Dark Magician's sacrifice
Arkana : Fire the Ectoplasm!
Yami Yugi : O_O!
Arkana : Goodbye Yugi!
*metal cross the Dark Magician is chained to glows*
Arkana : That's impossible!!
Yami Yugi : My Dark Magician!
~*~ oddly, the cross stops glowing and we see what has happened ~*~
*The Dark Magician has fallen asleep*
Arkana and Yami Yugi : *facefault*
*and since he was facefaulting, the ectoplasm missed Yami Yugi completely and struck the wall*
Scene : Oh crickey…Ran out of scenes…-__-U*
Elvish Violinist of Ra : That episode was too short XP
DNS : ¬.¬ Riiighhht…..
ElViRa : Oki Doki! Review this chapter, then read the next one! ^_^*