Disclaimer::

Pink P.: Ok, for the first time ever I'm going to do the disclaimer myself. *clears throat* I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I never have and most likely never will! Wow that was easy I should do this more often!!

Yugi: Um. yea I think Yami is ready to get the gum out of his hair.

Pink P.: Oh right the ficcy!! 0_0 This is chappie 3 to my story. I didn't get any reviews for my chappie 2 *sniff* YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!!

Yami: As much pain and agony this is causing us I think that the gum is starting to harden and the pillow is getting annoying as well as the spoon and the Frosted Flakes©!!

Yugi: *rips pillow off of Yami's head*

Yami: OWWW!!!

Anzu: No!! You're hurting my Yami!!! NO!!!!

Pink P.: Ok, um. in this chappie I don't think there are any new people that are going to appear that aren't already on the names list in the first ficcy, but if I get into it Duke might appear. He will be called Otogi because Duke is a bad name for him. Ok? Ok.

***Still in Yugi's kitchen***

Anzu: Yea so all you have to do is put peanut butter on the gum and it will come right out.

Yugi: Um just to be sure lets call the hair EXPERTS *picks up phone and dials Joey's number* Hey Joey. Um, yea I'm good. Can you come over we need your help with something. Yea, we need you. I know it's a first. Ok see you in 10? Ok. Bye.

Yami: Joey?

Yugi: Um yea. Have you seen the guy's hair?

Yami: Good point

Anzu: What about Honda? Should we call him too? *Still hugging Yami*

Yugi: Oh sure!! He has that spike thing. that must take skill of some sort.

Yami: I don't care if you call the CIA just get the sticky stuff OUT!!!

Yugi: *Dials Honda* Hello. Oh hi is Honda there? He isn't? Ok thanks I'll just call him on his cell. Ok bye. *Turns to the "gang"* He wasn't home.

Anzu: So we heard.

Yugi: *Dials Honda's cell* Hi Honda, it's Yugi! Yea um can you drop by my house when you have a chance? Ok I'll see you in 15 min? Ok. Bye.

Yami: Why don't you just put the stuff in my hair and see if it comes out!?!

Anzu: It's a very delicate procedure. Yugi hand me the comb, a knife, and the peanut butter.

Yugi: *Hands Anzu what she asked for* Um. are you sure that you know what you are doing? Maybe we should call Mai.

Anzu: Don't be silly!! I know what I'm doing!

Yugi: OWW!!! PAIN!!! THE PULLING IS HURTING!!!

Anzu: OH be quiet you baby! You want to be beautiful don't you!?

Doorbell rings

Yugi: That's probably Joey! *Runs to answer the door* YAY!! Joey Joey Joey!!

Joey: Slow down cowboy its just me!

Yami: Come!!! HELP ME!!! *Runs around kitchen, into the dining room and past Joey and Yugi*

Anzu: *Cute tone* Come on Yami-kins!! This wont hurt a bit!!! *Chases Yami with the knife and comb*

Yami: SHE LIES!!! SHE LIES!!!

Joey: So. this is going well.

Yugi: Yea

GM: Good morning Joey! How are you today?

Joey: I'm fine Mr. Moto. What about you?

GM: I'm doing well, aside from the gum thing.

Joey: So Yugi, what seems to be the problem?

Yugi: Yami got gum in his hair.

Joey: Did you try mayo?

Yami: NO!!! NO MORE MAYO!!!!! AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT CAN YOU STOP THE DURRANGED GIRL THAT'S AFTER MY HEAD!!!

Anzu: Not your head silly. I just want to get the gum out of your hair. oh right that's on your head. never mind!!

Yami: HHHHEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Doorbell rings

Yugi: Oh that must be Honda! *Answers door*

Joey: *Catches Anzu in his arms* Lets not do that ok?

Yugi: Hi Honda! Oh hi Shizuka!

Joey: *Stops what he is doing* Shizuka? With Honda? DAMN IT HONDA I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER YOU [beep][beep] [beeping] [beeper]!!!

Honda: AHH!!! *Runs away*

Joey: *Grabs the knife from Anzu* May I borrow this? Thank you! *Chases after Honda* I AM SOOO GOING TO HURT YOU!!!

Shizuka: Joey, it's ok! I asked him out.

Joey: *Stops in his tracks* You did? *Thinks* (A/N: I know this is a chappie of firsts for Joey!!)

Honda: *Stops running*

Joey: I'M STILL GUNNA KILL HIM FOR SAYING YES!!!!

Honda: *Runs like the wind*

Anzu: Hi Shizuka! Do you want to help me with Yami's hair?

Shizuka: Sure. Did you try mayo?

Yami: NO!!! NO MORE MAYO!!! NOT AFTER *Low voice* The Mayo Incident.

Yugi: Oh boy. Shizuka, Anzu don't ask.

Yami: Just get the gum out!!

GM: Are we going to put the peanut butter on him or aren't we?

Shizuka: Patience, this could take hours. *Grabs comb and peanut putter*

A/N: So. do we like? I really want to add in couplings. I have Shizuka and Honda; Yami and Anzu (sort of) but do you all have any ideas? NOTE: Otogi, Mai, Bakura, Ryou, and Seto are going to be in the story too so you can use them in your crazy half-baked ideas.

Seto: NO!! It's not half-baked!!! It is fully baked!!! You see all you have to do is put me and Mai together and -

Joey: NO!!! Mai is mine!!! You stay away you excessively rich butt head!!!

Seto: Nobody rang your buzzer mutt!

Joey: YOU JUST STAY AWAY FROM MAI!! *Is dragged away by Seto's guards*

Pink P.: Hey, that was long!! WhOpWhOp!!! 5 pages!!! Hehe R&R please!!! My second chappie is sooo lonely!!!!

Seto: Anyway where was I-

Pink P.: See y'all later!!!!

Seto: Why you little!!!! *Chases Pink P. *

Pink P.: R&R PLEASE!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! *Runs away fast*