Yu-Gi-Oops! : Season #2
The Black Magician Girl
ElViRa : Yes!!! The last one! ^___^*****
DNS : ^_____@***;;;
Scene : Shadow Balance
Arkana : This trap card makes the number of monsters on your side of the field equal to mine!
*Gazelle and the big shield dude appear on one side of the balance*
*they disappear*
*and reappear on the other side*
Yami Yugi and Arkana : O__o?!
Arkana : HA! All the better for me! Gazelle! Direct attack on Yugi's life points!
Yami Yugi : O_____O
Scene : Same
*Gazelle and big shield something-something appear on one side of the balance*
*what they're sitting on clamps shut…well…almost*
Arkana : ?
*it appears the shield guy's shield is keeping it propped open*
Arkana : _*
Shadow Balance : o___*
Scene : Black Magician attempts direct attack *yawn*
Arkana : Direct attack on his life points!
Yami Yugi : Not so fast Arkana!
*Black Magic Curtain appears*
*it picks up the Black Magician and stuffs it back inside*
Arkana : ooOO___ooo;;;???
Scene : The end
Arkana : …I am the greatest magician the world has ever known! …You're nothing, Yugi!
Yami Yugi : _* …NOTHING?!?!! I AM THE PHARAOH!!! KING OF GAMES AND RULER OF THE MILLENNIUM ITEMS!!!!! You are a mere illusionist and a fool, Arkana. And you deserve what's coming to you.
Dark Energy Disk : *buzzzzzzzz*
Scene : Remembering the spare key -__-U
Arkana : Hahaha…A real magician always has one more trick up his sleeve…Like a spare key! *slips fingers into his sleeve to find, to his supreme horror, he had left it in his other jacket*
Yugi : *unlocking shackles on legs, preparing to leave*
Arkana : AH! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Scene : Arkana talking to "Marik"
Arkana : Please master! Spare me from the shadow realm!
Malik : Where's your magic now, fool?
*he causes Arkana to think the key has disappeared*
Arkana : The key!!! It's gone!!! I'm losing my mind!!
Malik : No…But you're about to!
Arkana : AAAAAA…….
Yami Yugi : *watching the rantings of his opponent with an expression of extreme amusement*
Scene : About same
Malik : …That key in your hand doesn't really exist!
Arkana : AH! NO!!! NOO!!! …NO! MARIK! YOU ARE A LIAR AND A SCOUNDREL!!!
Malik : O__o
Arkana : This key does exist! *reaches down and unlocks shackles*
Malik : o____O???
Scene : Back to hikari
Arkana : *screeching like a panicky ostrich*
Yugi : We have to save him, Yami!
Yami : Awww…But it's so much fun to see him shriek like that…
Yugi : …Yami…*holds a chisel and mallet to Puzzle*
Yami : ….v__v;…Okay, okay….
Scene : Freeing Arkana
*Yugi changes to hikari*
Yugi : *runs across dueling arena and picks up key* *starts unlocking shackles*
*it seems he waited just a moment too long…because just as he is unlocking the second one, the Disk gets them*
Arkana and Yugi : O____O!!!
~*~ sometime later, in Shadow Realm ~*~
Yami : What did I tell you, Yugi? We should have left him! But noooo…You had to go and do your stereotype goody-goody thing!
Yugi : -_* …Shut it, Yami…
Yami : Make me!
Yugi : *twitch*
Arkana : *curled up and sobbing* Kathering…My sweet Katherine…
Scene : Malik talking through Arkana
Malik : …And you know exactly what I want Yugi…The unlimited power of ancient pharaoh…The spirit that lives within your puzzle!
Yugi : ?…That's all?!…Of course you can have him!…Why didn't you just ask?! ^_^ But I've got to warn you…He can be a real pain!
Malik : o_____o! *blink, blink*
Yami : O__O!!! YUUUUUGIIIIIII!!!!!!!
Scene : The Quiet One
Malik : …Until then…Beware the Quiet One…
Yugi : What do you mean? Who is the quiet one?
Malik : He's the one who doesn't make any sound. Isn't that obvious?
Yugi : --; …Oh…Okay…
Scene : Malik without shirt oO;;; {DNS : And WHOA they didn't censor that too! XP!!}
Malik : …Then…in accordance with the ancient scriptures…The power of the pharaoh will belong to me! The entire world will kneel at my feet! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!-
Yami Malik : Could you put the robe back on? I'm getting cold!
Malik : -_-* Will you be quiet?! Can't you see you just cut me off in mid-evil-cackle?!
Yami Malik : ~~; …Sorry…
Elvish Violinist of Ra : Sheesh…That episode is so hard to make fun of…Forgive the shortness and review please!
DNS : @___@
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ElViRa : Ooh! Here are some weird yet interesting mental images! ^-^
-Bandit Keith doing Robot dance
-When Tea was asking what the buzzing noise was, it turned out to be Yami threatening Arkana with a chain saw
-Or maybe grandpa shaving
-Mai in decent clothes
-And…We actually see Seto eating ^-^
DNS : No wonder he's so skinny….
ElViRa : *nod, nod* Well…review! Thanx-ya! Bai!
Chibi Seto Plushie : *wink* ^_~