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Anzu: *tied to a large saw* HELP!!!
Honda: Hehe!
Pink P.: HONDA!!! I told you to tie her up as in keep her from interrupting, not tie her up to a large saw!!
Honda: Ohhh!
Anzu: Um... yea saw the saw, its kinda getting closer to me and I kinda can't move!!!
Pink P.: *turns off saw*
Anzu: Um, guys! I'm still tied up!!
Pink P.: Ok bring him out
Yami: *comes out*
Anzu: YYYAAAMMMIII!!! Let me go!!! I NEED MY YAMI!!!
Yami: She does not own YGO, but she does own the ideas that she writes. That includes the idea to put gum in my hair!! *cough COUGH!!*
Pink P.: Trust me, we will get the gum out of your hair somehow
Honda: Hey why do you have scissors-?
Pink P.: Shh!
Anzu: YOUR GOING TO CUT HIS HAIR!!!!
Yami: *runs away quickly*
***In Yugi's Kitchen***
Shizuka: *pulls with comb* It... won't... come... out!!
Yami: OWW!! The pulling is hurting!!!
Anzu: Shove over Shizuka. Let a real woman show you how it's done! *Pulls really hard on comb**Comb snaps* Well would you look at that. I didn't see that one comein'
Yami: Oww!
Yugi: Um Grandpa... don't you think we should stop them *points at Joey and Honda who are still running around the house*
GM: No, it's too entertaining
Yugi: *Sees Seto walk past the house* Hey look its Seto! *Opens front door* Seto! *waves*
Seto: Hello Yugi. How are you today?
Yugi: Um... I'm fine
Seto: Good, good. What seams to be the problem? *sees Joey chasing after Honda* I see the mut found his bone.
Yugi: Um, Yami got gum stuck in his hair
Seto: I see your adjusting to modern times well Pharaoh *smirks*
Yami: *imitation smirk* I'd like to see you do better in my time
Seto: Hmm... how to get that gum out... lets see, ice is another word for money... OHH OHH!!! Try ice!
GM: *gets a glass full of ice*
Yami: No!!! NOT THE ICE!!!
Yugi: Oh for the love of Ra!!! Don't tell me there is an ice incident too...
Yami: Yugi, need I remind you that in Egypt, cold was rare, therefore, anything cold is evil *hisses at ice*
Anzu: *hugs Yami* Don't worry Yami- kens. I wont let big, bad Seto put that ice on you!
Seto: I'd like to see you try. The only thing that you can do to stop me in my tracks is say one of your crappy, friendship speeches
Anzu: Hey man! I spend time on those!
All except Anzu: *sweatdrop*
Seto: *dives at Anzu and Yami with ice*
Yami: NOOOOOOO!! Evil ice!!
Seto: *tackles Yami* Come on you big baby! Do it for Nashotah!
Yami: *stops struggling*
Joey/ Honda: *stop running*
Anzu: *stops biting Seto*
Yugi: Who's Nashotah?
Yami: She... was my wife.
Anzu: YOU WERE MARRIED!! YOU...YOU... ASS!!!
Yami: Eep!! *runs away from Anzu*
Anzu: *dives to catch Yami but hits the floor* GIRR!!!
Yugi: Wow... so Seto who was Nashotah?
Joey: Yugi, pay attention. She was Yami's wife.
Yugi: NO!!! I mean who was she, like was she special or something
Joey: *wild hand motions* SHE WAS YAMI'S WIFE!!!
Yugi: NO!!! I mean was she... oh never mind
Seto: She was a 26-year-old brunette, who was graceful in every way. She was always kind and never hurt a single thing.
Yami: *Stops running and gets tackled by Anzu* What? She was not! She was a 35-year-old crazy girl that only loved me cuz of my power. She was barbaric, ugly, and she hated everything!
Seto: Really?
Yami: I think I would know Seto. After all I did marry her.
Seto: OH!! Well then, maybe I won't help get that gum out of your hair!
Yugi: *panics to find a reason that Seto will stay to help Yami, after all this was really funny* Well then I guess that we can't call Mai.
Seto: Mai?!?!
Anzu: Mai?!?! YAY!!! We can talk about clothes and make-up!
Shizuka: *excited look on her face* YAY!!
Seto: Maybe I'll just stay around. I mean I want to make sure Yami is ok.
Joey: HA!!! You like Yami!! You want to make sure he is ok!!
Seto: No you bonehead *chuckles* heh bonehead... and I call him a dog... Oh! No you bonehead I like Mai!
All except Seto: HA!!!
Yami: You like her!!!
Yugi: *picks up phone and dials Mai* Hello... Mai... guess what... Seto likes you! Yea, Joey does too but that's beyond the point
Seto: *dives for the phone* GIMIE THAT!!!
Yugi: Gotta go! Come over he wants to kiss you!!!
All except Seto: OOOOOOO!!!
Seto: *blushes* I do not!!!
GM: Ok Yugi that's enou-
GM: Wow that was fast!
Yugi: *goes to answer door* Hey Mai! What's up?
Mai: *pushes past Yugi* Where's my Seto!!!
Seto: *blushes* Um... hi Mai
Mai: *hugs Seto* Kaiba! Oh I knew you loved me!!
Joey: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Etc.
Yugi: *punches Joey in the stomach*
Joey: Oww...
Seto: *hugs Mai*
Yami: Hey!! Look the gum is getting hard!!
Seto: Um... ok now we crack it off... Get me a hammer and a chisel!
Pink P.: I thought that would be a good place to end the chappie. Sorry I haven't written in a while. I have been writing my Fictionpress.net story! It is called "The Chosen" and it is by: Tweety Bird28 if you want to read it. If you do review PLEASE!!! And if you still have time R&R this story! YAY REVIEWS!!! I need to know what to do next!!
Mai: Have me kiss Seto?!?!
Pink P.: I can not believe you actuly WANT to do that. *lemon face* Eww!
Mai: Hey! He can be cute at times.
Pink P.: Like when he is A. torturing Yugi/ Yami B. making fun of you so it seams like he doesn't like you or C. when he is trying really hard to be the best and ends up failing miserably? Take your pick.
Mai: Um I'd have to use a lifeline on this one.
Pink P.: THIS ISN'T WHO WANTS TO BE A MILIONARE!!!! Stupid blonde bitch... wait... I'm blonde! *Walks away* *From afar* Oh BTW R&R!!!
BTW= By The Way p.s. I use it a lot so get to know it!!
Anzu: *tied to a large saw* HELP!!!
Honda: Hehe!
Pink P.: HONDA!!! I told you to tie her up as in keep her from interrupting, not tie her up to a large saw!!
Honda: Ohhh!
Anzu: Um... yea saw the saw, its kinda getting closer to me and I kinda can't move!!!
Pink P.: *turns off saw*
Anzu: Um, guys! I'm still tied up!!
Pink P.: Ok bring him out
Yami: *comes out*
Anzu: YYYAAAMMMIII!!! Let me go!!! I NEED MY YAMI!!!
Yami: She does not own YGO, but she does own the ideas that she writes. That includes the idea to put gum in my hair!! *cough COUGH!!*
Pink P.: Trust me, we will get the gum out of your hair somehow
Honda: Hey why do you have scissors-?
Pink P.: Shh!
Anzu: YOUR GOING TO CUT HIS HAIR!!!!
Yami: *runs away quickly*
***In Yugi's Kitchen***
Shizuka: *pulls with comb* It... won't... come... out!!
Yami: OWW!! The pulling is hurting!!!
Anzu: Shove over Shizuka. Let a real woman show you how it's done! *Pulls really hard on comb**Comb snaps* Well would you look at that. I didn't see that one comein'
Yami: Oww!
Yugi: Um Grandpa... don't you think we should stop them *points at Joey and Honda who are still running around the house*
GM: No, it's too entertaining
Yugi: *Sees Seto walk past the house* Hey look its Seto! *Opens front door* Seto! *waves*
Seto: Hello Yugi. How are you today?
Yugi: Um... I'm fine
Seto: Good, good. What seams to be the problem? *sees Joey chasing after Honda* I see the mut found his bone.
Yugi: Um, Yami got gum stuck in his hair
Seto: I see your adjusting to modern times well Pharaoh *smirks*
Yami: *imitation smirk* I'd like to see you do better in my time
Seto: Hmm... how to get that gum out... lets see, ice is another word for money... OHH OHH!!! Try ice!
GM: *gets a glass full of ice*
Yami: No!!! NOT THE ICE!!!
Yugi: Oh for the love of Ra!!! Don't tell me there is an ice incident too...
Yami: Yugi, need I remind you that in Egypt, cold was rare, therefore, anything cold is evil *hisses at ice*
Anzu: *hugs Yami* Don't worry Yami- kens. I wont let big, bad Seto put that ice on you!
Seto: I'd like to see you try. The only thing that you can do to stop me in my tracks is say one of your crappy, friendship speeches
Anzu: Hey man! I spend time on those!
All except Anzu: *sweatdrop*
Seto: *dives at Anzu and Yami with ice*
Yami: NOOOOOOO!! Evil ice!!
Seto: *tackles Yami* Come on you big baby! Do it for Nashotah!
Yami: *stops struggling*
Joey/ Honda: *stop running*
Anzu: *stops biting Seto*
Yugi: Who's Nashotah?
Yami: She... was my wife.
Anzu: YOU WERE MARRIED!! YOU...YOU... ASS!!!
Yami: Eep!! *runs away from Anzu*
Anzu: *dives to catch Yami but hits the floor* GIRR!!!
Yugi: Wow... so Seto who was Nashotah?
Joey: Yugi, pay attention. She was Yami's wife.
Yugi: NO!!! I mean who was she, like was she special or something
Joey: *wild hand motions* SHE WAS YAMI'S WIFE!!!
Yugi: NO!!! I mean was she... oh never mind
Seto: She was a 26-year-old brunette, who was graceful in every way. She was always kind and never hurt a single thing.
Yami: *Stops running and gets tackled by Anzu* What? She was not! She was a 35-year-old crazy girl that only loved me cuz of my power. She was barbaric, ugly, and she hated everything!
Seto: Really?
Yami: I think I would know Seto. After all I did marry her.
Seto: OH!! Well then, maybe I won't help get that gum out of your hair!
Yugi: *panics to find a reason that Seto will stay to help Yami, after all this was really funny* Well then I guess that we can't call Mai.
Seto: Mai?!?!
Anzu: Mai?!?! YAY!!! We can talk about clothes and make-up!
Shizuka: *excited look on her face* YAY!!
Seto: Maybe I'll just stay around. I mean I want to make sure Yami is ok.
Joey: HA!!! You like Yami!! You want to make sure he is ok!!
Seto: No you bonehead *chuckles* heh bonehead... and I call him a dog... Oh! No you bonehead I like Mai!
All except Seto: HA!!!
Yami: You like her!!!
Yugi: *picks up phone and dials Mai* Hello... Mai... guess what... Seto likes you! Yea, Joey does too but that's beyond the point
Seto: *dives for the phone* GIMIE THAT!!!
Yugi: Gotta go! Come over he wants to kiss you!!!
All except Seto: OOOOOOO!!!
Seto: *blushes* I do not!!!
GM: Ok Yugi that's enou-
GM: Wow that was fast!
Yugi: *goes to answer door* Hey Mai! What's up?
Mai: *pushes past Yugi* Where's my Seto!!!
Seto: *blushes* Um... hi Mai
Mai: *hugs Seto* Kaiba! Oh I knew you loved me!!
Joey: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Etc.
Yugi: *punches Joey in the stomach*
Joey: Oww...
Seto: *hugs Mai*
Yami: Hey!! Look the gum is getting hard!!
Seto: Um... ok now we crack it off... Get me a hammer and a chisel!
Pink P.: I thought that would be a good place to end the chappie. Sorry I haven't written in a while. I have been writing my Fictionpress.net story! It is called "The Chosen" and it is by: Tweety Bird28 if you want to read it. If you do review PLEASE!!! And if you still have time R&R this story! YAY REVIEWS!!! I need to know what to do next!!
Mai: Have me kiss Seto?!?!
Pink P.: I can not believe you actuly WANT to do that. *lemon face* Eww!
Mai: Hey! He can be cute at times.
Pink P.: Like when he is A. torturing Yugi/ Yami B. making fun of you so it seams like he doesn't like you or C. when he is trying really hard to be the best and ends up failing miserably? Take your pick.
Mai: Um I'd have to use a lifeline on this one.
Pink P.: THIS ISN'T WHO WANTS TO BE A MILIONARE!!!! Stupid blonde bitch... wait... I'm blonde! *Walks away* *From afar* Oh BTW R&R!!!
BTW= By The Way p.s. I use it a lot so get to know it!!