Disclaimer: I don't fucking OWN it!!!
Well... I like giving Gene a hard time, no matter what. *Evil grin* He's just so easy! *Evil laughter*
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Gene was outside, on the outskirts on town, testing out a new type of caster shell.
It was only a prototype, so it wasn't named.
He drew his caster, and took aim. He squeezed the trigger, and a few seconds of a little twirling flashing light, from the barrel of the gun, and all of the sudden it backfired! Covered in a black dust, and smoking (literally), he collapsed.
He woke up later in his bed. He looked around. He saw it was one of the female doctor's room. One of the doctors that worked on the new caster shell.
He saw it was all pink, and his bed he was in was pink. He shuddered.
He laid back down, the thought, "Dude! This doc must be some babe!" a few minutes later he hears a voice, "Oh, you're up." he looked at that direction quickly. He saw it was a ugly, wart-faced, unibrowed, fat, dirty, bitch! (I'm so mean!) He whimpered a little, "I'm fine.. I'm gonna be going now.." he stood up, and walked for the door. She grabbed him, and pushed him toward the bed. "You know.. I haven't had a man in a while..." Gene thought in his head "GEE! I WONDER WHY!!!!!"
"Well.. I'm sorry, but I gotta go. I have to get back to my GIRLFRIEND."
"No! Not yet!" Then people a few miles away wondered what that scream was.. Gene's scream.
A few hours later, Gene returned home, shuddering.
"Gene! Where have you been?!" Melfina exclaimed worriedly.
"D-........ D-d-d-don't wanna talk about it..." he said shuddering.
"Aww..."
"What? No kiss?"
"Oh, I'm sorry... But while you gone, I experimented... With Suzuka.. I liked it better than you.. So, I'm gonna be with her for now on!"
Sazuka walked in, and hugged Mel, "Mel.. Ready for another session?"
"Yes!" she said excitedly.
Gene's jaw dropped, and he fell down. He stood up, and walked up the stairs to take a shower (BADLY!!!). Then he saw Jim, and Aisha, against a wall doing the dirty deed!
"WHOA!" he fell backwards from the sight of it, and fall down the stairs.
Later he woke up in a full body cast, badly injured. He looked up, and saw the evil monkey (THE MONKEY THAT PLAGUES ME!!), on the lamp above.
"What the..?" he saw it unscrewing the bolts.
"No! Good monkey! Don't do that!" all of the sudden the big lamp falls on him electrocuting him.
The evil monkey laughed, and said, "Mess with the best, die like the rest!"
Jim scoffed, "He didn't mess with you!"
"Yes, he did! At the zoo! When I was caught, and sent to that prison, he threw peanuts at me, and asked 'If I wanted a peanut'."
"That does sound like Gene.."
Evil monkey laughed again, "So, mess with the best, die like the rest!"
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I'm so mean!
Well... I like giving Gene a hard time, no matter what. *Evil grin* He's just so easy! *Evil laughter*
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Gene was outside, on the outskirts on town, testing out a new type of caster shell.
It was only a prototype, so it wasn't named.
He drew his caster, and took aim. He squeezed the trigger, and a few seconds of a little twirling flashing light, from the barrel of the gun, and all of the sudden it backfired! Covered in a black dust, and smoking (literally), he collapsed.
He woke up later in his bed. He looked around. He saw it was one of the female doctor's room. One of the doctors that worked on the new caster shell.
He saw it was all pink, and his bed he was in was pink. He shuddered.
He laid back down, the thought, "Dude! This doc must be some babe!" a few minutes later he hears a voice, "Oh, you're up." he looked at that direction quickly. He saw it was a ugly, wart-faced, unibrowed, fat, dirty, bitch! (I'm so mean!) He whimpered a little, "I'm fine.. I'm gonna be going now.." he stood up, and walked for the door. She grabbed him, and pushed him toward the bed. "You know.. I haven't had a man in a while..." Gene thought in his head "GEE! I WONDER WHY!!!!!"
"Well.. I'm sorry, but I gotta go. I have to get back to my GIRLFRIEND."
"No! Not yet!" Then people a few miles away wondered what that scream was.. Gene's scream.
A few hours later, Gene returned home, shuddering.
"Gene! Where have you been?!" Melfina exclaimed worriedly.
"D-........ D-d-d-don't wanna talk about it..." he said shuddering.
"Aww..."
"What? No kiss?"
"Oh, I'm sorry... But while you gone, I experimented... With Suzuka.. I liked it better than you.. So, I'm gonna be with her for now on!"
Sazuka walked in, and hugged Mel, "Mel.. Ready for another session?"
"Yes!" she said excitedly.
Gene's jaw dropped, and he fell down. He stood up, and walked up the stairs to take a shower (BADLY!!!). Then he saw Jim, and Aisha, against a wall doing the dirty deed!
"WHOA!" he fell backwards from the sight of it, and fall down the stairs.
Later he woke up in a full body cast, badly injured. He looked up, and saw the evil monkey (THE MONKEY THAT PLAGUES ME!!), on the lamp above.
"What the..?" he saw it unscrewing the bolts.
"No! Good monkey! Don't do that!" all of the sudden the big lamp falls on him electrocuting him.
The evil monkey laughed, and said, "Mess with the best, die like the rest!"
Jim scoffed, "He didn't mess with you!"
"Yes, he did! At the zoo! When I was caught, and sent to that prison, he threw peanuts at me, and asked 'If I wanted a peanut'."
"That does sound like Gene.."
Evil monkey laughed again, "So, mess with the best, die like the rest!"
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I'm so mean!