Yu-Gi-Oops!: season #2


Tsunami's Rage #1


Elvira : ^_^ Yaay! Angel Reaper gave me the best Humor award on her fanfic "The Yu-Gi-Oh Awards" Thankies AR!!!! *huggles trophy-that-looks-like-Seto*

Sugar High Seto : *huggles trophy that-looks-like-Yami*

Elvira : ~_~;;; .Enjoy the chapter!

Evil FF.net ppl : _*

Scene : Yugi running down alley

Yugi : My friends are in danger! I've got to find them before Malik's Rare Hunters do!

Yami : *points out the fact that he is wearing a cape…again * *and stops running and starts singing Eminem

Yugi : -_-U* Yami.

Yami : …

{Elvira : Note-Yami is Slim Shady! (As he is really skinny & his name means dark) ^-^}

{DNS : …Must you always point that out?}

{Elvira : Yup!}


Scene : Accosted by Rare Hunters

Rare Hunter #1 : Going somewhere? If you want to rescue your friends you're gonna have it make it past us first.

Rare hunter #2 : …And that's no easy task.

Yugi : ^_^ Did you know that one of you looks like a potato and the other looks like a green onion? ^-^

Rare Hunters #1 & #2 : _!!!

Yami : *sweatdrop* You found my stash of sugar again, didn't you?

Yugi : ^_^ *munch, munch*


Scene : Ro, Sham, Bo

Rare Hunters #1 & #2 : Rock, paper, scissors…You! *both do paper*

Rare Hunters #1 & #2 : Rock, paper, scissors…You! *same*

Rare Hunters #1 & #2 : You! *both do paper*

Rare Hunter #2 : This always happens!

Rare Hunter #1 : It wouldn't happen if you played something besides paper!

Rare Hunter #2 : Well why don't you play something else?!

Both: Rock, paper, scissors…You! *both draw rock*

Yami : *quietly creeps past them and sneaks away*

Rare Hunters #1 & #2 : *look up and realize the pharaoh is gone* O_O!!!

Rare Hunter #1 : o_o;;;. Master Malik is sure gonna be mad.

RH #2 : o_o;;;.I think we should hide.

RH #1 : O_o;;;.Yes! Let's!

Both : *run away*


Scene : Enter the greedy tycoon (_)

Seto : …But not if both of us duel you!

Yami : Kaiba! …But I don't want to be in a tag team with you! You don't let me do anything!

Seto : -_-

Rare Hunters #1 & #2 : Rock, paper, scissors…You! *both do scissors*

Seto & Yami : *sweatdrop*


Scene : Begin duel

Seto : Let's go! It's time to duel! *a gust of wind blows the Rare Hunters…away*

Seto & Yami : *blink, blink*


Scene : Seto's first move

Seto : First, I'll play a monster known as the Lord of the Rings!

All : O_o

Sauron : *scuba diver breathing a.k.a. Darth Vader*

Seto : Next, I power him up with the One Ring of Doom!!!

Sauron : *powers up to 8000 attack/ 3000 defense* *directly attacks Rare Hunter's life points and obliterates them*

Rare Hunters #1 & #2 : O_____________O

Frodo : ;__;

Seto : MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Yami : *pouts* (talking like a spoiled toddler) You nevah let me do anything!!! *pout*

Gollum : PRECIIOOUUSSS!!!


Scene : Yami's turn

Yami : I play two cards face down.

Seto : Is that the best you can do?!?!

Yami : I also play Kuriboh in defense mode.

Seto : *facefault*


Scene : Blue Eyes White Dragon sacrifice

Seto : …Now prepare to meet a creature like you've never seen before!

Yami : *gasp*

Seto : I will sacrifice my three Blue Eyes!

Blue Eyes White Dragon #1 : *cries* *blows snout on handkerchief*

Blue Eyes White Dragon #2 : You don't love us anymore!

Blue Eyes White Dragon #2 : You sacrifice us for that Obelisk punk!

Blue Eyes White Dragon #1 : *sniff* What'd I tell ya guys?…As soon as someone stronger comes along.

Blue Eyes White Dragons #1 & #2 & #3 : WAAAAHHH!!!! *walk off sniffling mournfully*

Seto : o__o

Yami & Rare Hunters #1 & #2 : O__o

Hyozanryu : -_-U;;;;***


Scene : Direct Attack

Seto : Now, my Egyptian God card! Finish them off!

Rare Hunter #2 : I'm really sorry to disappoint you!  …But Mirror Force will reflect Obelisk's attack right back at you!

Seto : I'm afraid that your weak trap card won't work!  Now go! *signals to Obelisk*

Obelisk : *punches at the Mirror Force wall*

Mirror Force : *reflects Obelisk's attack, destroying it and Kuriboh*

Seto : O__________O!!!!!

Rare Hunter #2 : MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Yami : *shakes head* *sighs*


Scene : ~_~;;; A bit of ranting

Yami : *catches locator card* I must find my friends!

Seto : What's with you and friendship?  Who needs friends!

Yami : Everyone needs friends! If you don't have friends, you'll become a cold, cruel-hearted person!

Seto : Who cares?

Yami : I care! _

Seto : That's just the speeches of that annoying brat Tea getting to you. I challenge you to a duel! Right here, right now!

Yami : But I have to find my friends first!

Seto : Come on!

Yami : _ …Kaiba!…

Seto : Friendship this, and friendship that…You're just afraid you'll lose!

Yami : (now severely annoyed) You asked for it! *sends Seto to the Shadow Realm*

Mokuba : NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Scene : Mako & whale trainer lady XP

Whale trainer lady : …But I'm the only person here the whales will obey! *faints again*

Mako : (in his usual loud voice) Fear not! For I am one with the sea and all the creatures that inhabit it!

Whale trainer lady : *.-  Uh…Mister…You're yelling right in my ear.

Mako : ~_~;;; …Oh!…sorry…


Scene : Malik on motorcycle

Malik : Soon I will reach the center of Battle City! Then it won't be long before the limitless power of the pharaoh belongs to me!

Tristan : *following Malik on foot* Hey! That's my bike!!! Stop! Thief!!!

Malik : *looks back at his pursuer* … O_o;;;

Tristan : Heeeyyy!!! Slow down!!! *jog, jog, jog*

Malik : *due to taking his eyes off the road, drives bike right off the side and down the cliff* O_O!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Tristan : Awww…


Scene : …And back to the wayward cheerleading squad

Tea : Hey Bakura!

Yami Bakura : o_o

Tristan : What's up man! Here to check out some duels?

***inside the Millennium Ring***

Yami Bakura : *frantically shaking his napping hikari* Hey! It's your idiotic friends talking! You need to take over!

Bakura : (groggily) No! I'm tired! Leave me alone! *throws his Yami out of soul room*

Yami Bakura : @_@

Unattended & Soulless body of Bakura : o__o

Tea : Hey Bakura! Are you alright?

Joey : He's startin' to remind me of Yugi,,,

Tristan : Freaky.


Scene: …In search of Mako Tsunami

Joey : So, do ya see 'im?

Tea : He's on the whale.

Joey : Eh? What? *looks around quizzically* What whale? Where?? … ?__?

Tea : *sweatdrop*


Scene : Mako on a whale! ^_^;;

Joey : It's been a while!

Mako : Yes, since Duelist Kingdom, I believe. It's nice to see you, my friends!

Tea : What are you doing performing at the aquarium, Mako? We thought you'd be here dueling!

Mako : I am here to duel, and win, but my kinship with the sea was needed first.

Killer Whale : (that Mako's standing on ) *throws back its head, opens its mouth, and swallows the master fisherman*

Mako : O.O…AAAHHH!!!!

Tea, Tristan, & Joey : O______o

Crowd : OOO_________ooo;;;;;;;;;;


Scene : DUEL!

Joey : Time to duel!

Both : *ready their duel disks*

Joey : Let's do this!

Killer Whale : *leaps out of water and lands on the platform that they were about to duel on*

~*~ flop ~*~

Joey : *with a rather large aquatic mammal on him* x_x;;;…Uh…Are ya sure you wanna duel here?

Mako : Hehe…~_~;;;;


Scene : Back to Malik on motorcycle! ^_^

Motorcycle : *vroom*

Malik : *smile*

~*~ now what does it means when you decide to use the left lane on a two-lane mountain road? ~*~

SUV : *traveling on same lane…opposite direction* *honk, honk!!!*

Malik : O__O

*CRRRAAAASSSHHHHH!!!!*

SUV driver & Malik : X_@;;;;


Scene : Malik does a wheelie XP

Malik : *laughing like Wicked Witch of the West* *does wheelie on motorcycle* *and falls over backwards*

Malik : @_@

Bakura : Millennium Item!!! *pounces on Millennium Rod and leaves, laughing like the crazed Yami he is*

Malik : X___O!!!


Scene : It is NOT safe to jump in front of moving vehicles

Bakura : *runs in front of motorcycle*

Malik : O_O!

Motorcycle Brakes : *SCREECH!!! *

~*~ CRASH!!!! ~*~

Malik & Bakura : X_X

Ryou : (within Ring) I told you that was a bad idea, but did you listen to me?  Nooo…


Elvish Violinist of Ra: That's it for now! I need reviews!!! If you give me suggestions, I'll put them in when my computer ban's over (in about 3 months _, but better than never)

DNS : *munches AR's cookies* Mmm…Good.

Kersploffle : Hi! ^_^ I'm typing this now! So I get some too!

DNS : Mine, mine!

Kersploffle : _

ElviRa : *waves peace-making mallet warningly*

DNS & Kersploffle : o__o;;; …~_~;;;

ElViRa : Is it just me, or does Seto look like he's wearing a unitard under his trench coat?

Seto : __*!!

ElViRa : And all of the Rare Hunters look like they've gone for several nights without sleep, and have been drinking a LOT of coffee.

Rare Hunters : o__o

ElViRa : …Aaand…How the heck did Mako AND Joey both get to the platform in the middle of the aquarium…Without getting wet!?

Kazuki Takahashi : _!

ElViRa : ^_^ Yep…Hope you enjoyed this! BYE!!!

Ichigo Seto : Bai-bai!! ^-^

Kersploffle : Sorry the format got messed up. Blame my computer

DNS : *coughs* ^_^;; Hope I corrected the format…