Yu-Gi-Oops! : Season #2



Tsunami's Rage #2


Mistress Son Pan : Malik is SO cool!!!! *____*

ElViRa : ...AND he's a demonic madman too! ^_^ ...But Seto is still cooler!

Mistress Son Pan : Is NOT!

ElViRa : Is TOO!

MSP : Is NOT!

ElViRa : Is TOO!

Kersploffle : ... ~_~;;;... As they're busy arguing... On to the fic!!

MSP : Is NOT!!

ElViRa : Is TOO!!! _;!!!


Scene: Alligator Sword and Baby Dragon


Joey: ...He may not be strong now...But I'll use Polymerization to fuse my two monsters together!...Say hi to Alligator Sword Dragon!!!

Gaia the Dragon Champion: Welcome to the Dragon-Riders Club!

Alligator Sword Dragon: ^_^

Dragon Master Knight: (scratchy Seto voice) He... But you're the one with the most pathetic dragon! *jiggles the harness for his Blue Eyes White Dragon*

Gaia : -_-U

Baby Dragon : _;!

Mako and Joey : o__o...*blink*


Scene: Tornado Wall
Mako : My trap card has formed a typhoon, forming giant pillars of water that'll block every one of your attacks.

Joey : We'll see about dat...Go!! Alligator Sword Dragon!

Alligator Sword Dragon : *weaves carefully between water pillars and slices Mako again*

Mako : O__O


Scene : Sea Stealth #2


Mako : Meet Sea Stealth #2!, the legendary fisherman Sea Stealth #2: ~~~ attack: 1850 ~~ defense: 1600!!!

Joey : Dat's yer best monster?!? O_o...Haha!! How pathetic!! I sacrifice Alligator Sword Dragon and summon the Red Eyes Black Dragon!!!

Red Eyes Black Dragon : ~~~ Attack: 2400!!! *destroys Sea Stealth#2*

Mako : NOOO!!! *collapses onto hands and knees*

Joey : ...Uh...Ooi...You alright there, Mako?

Mako : Father!! *starts sobbing*

Joey : Oo... *sweatdrop*


Scene : "Mystery Monster"


Joey : I'll place my own mystery monster in defense mode to keep you guessing, Mako.

Mako : Not for long! Legendary Fisherman, attack now! *harpoon spears face down card*

*turns out it was Giant Soldier of Stone (def:2000)*

Mako : o_o! NO!

Joey : Hehehe……


Scene : Same


Mako : Legendary Fisherman, attack now!

~*~ nothing happens ~*~

Joey : I don't think he heard ya down there.

Mako : *louder* I SAID!!! Legendary Fisherman!!! ATTACK!!!

Sea Stealth #2 : *emerges from water and whispers something in Mako's ear*

Mako : Oh!... *blush*... Sea Stealth #2!! Attack!!!

Joey : *facefault*


Scene : Same


Joey : I don't think he heard ya down there.

Mako : A good fisherman takes his time!

~*~ harpoon heads straight for Joey's card~*~

~*~ it misses the card by inches and imbeds itself in Joey's leg~*~

Joey : O__*!! OWWW!!! *runs/splashes around in medium-sized circles*

Mako : ~.~;;;


Scene : Legendary Fisherman rises to surface


Mako: ... Look at his eyes...

Joey : *looks into fisherman's milky white eyes*... Dude! Your fisherman's blind!

Mako : *facefault*

Sea Stealth #2 : -_-U*


Scene : Mako flashback ~ a letter from father


Mako : ...And then it happened...

Delivery person on motorcycle: Special delivery for Mr. Tsunamaaaaaiiiiiiii!!!! *loses control of bike and goes over the edge of the road and into ocean*

~*~ the delivery person's coat gets stuck in the hook at the end of Mako's fishing line ~*~

Mako : *gets dragged down with delivery person* AAAAA!!!!

~*~ SPLASH!!! ~*~

Delivery person and Mako : @_____@;;;

(present day) Mako : -_-U


Scene : Malik's "interview"


Bakura : ...You should know...I've dueled in several Shadow Games throughout history... Surprised?

Malik : . No...I already knew that.

Bakura : o__O

Malik : You have only played two Shadow Games...Once against the Pharaoh...Which you lost...And once against the severely weakened holder of the Millennium Eye, which you only barely won!

Bakura : But!...Er...Oh...Grrrr..._;


Scene : Magic Arm Shield


Joey : Magic Arm Shield! ...Attach to Panther Warrior!...And I know just where to find the catch of the day!

Sea Stealth #2 : *leaps out of water*

Magic Arm Shield : *grabs the fisherman's shark instead of him*

Sea Stealth #2 : *dives back into water, giggling*

Sea Stealth #2's Shark : *squirms between the tongs of Magic Arm Shield* TRAITOR!!! _;!!

Joey and Mako : O__o

Sea Stealth #2 : ~_~


Scene : ...And the result....
Joe y: ...I don't have ta destroy 'im...'Cause yer whale's about to do it for me!

Mako : A__A (What's with the A's?...It's cause Mako's eyes are weird and pointy ~.~)

Sea Stealth #2 : *dies*

Mako : No!! *sobs dramatically* I have killed my father!!! *sob, sob*

Pegasus : He's lost the will to fight on! ,,,His spirit is broken!!

Mako : *still crying* I-I ...Forfeit...

Joey : ^_^! YAAY!!!

Tristan : ?...Um...Where'd Pegasus come from?

Pegasus : ...Duelist Kingdom, of course!

Tristan : *sweatdrop*

ElViRa : DEATH AND DARKNESS!!! *beats up Pegasus with Millennium mallet*

Kerpsloffle : ~_~U;;;


Scene : Legendary Fisherman destroyed


Joey : It's just a card!

Mak o: It's not just a card!...I need my Legendary Fisherman in order to be...Brave.

Joey : *laughs so hard that he cries* HAA!!  HAHAHAHA!!!

Mako : _;!! WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!?!?!!!

Joey : *wipes eyes*…Well...DUDE...That has to be the most goopy, sentimental thing I've evah heard!!!

Mako : Grrrr...How...Dare...You...*twitch*

Joey : ...Wait...You were being' serious?!... Man!!...That's like, stupid!!!

Mako : *tackles Joey*

Joey : Oi...@__@...


Scene : Panther Warrior on Whale


Joey : Panther Warrior! Attack now!

Mako : It can't!!

Panther : *slice, slice*

~*~ nothing happens ~*~

Mako : I already told you! My Fortress Whale has more attack points than your Panther Warrior, even with his power boost!

Panther Warrio r: *darts all over the Whale, slicing and dicing*

~*~ about 200 sword strokes later ~*~

Fortress Whale : *falls apart and dies*

Mako : Oo;; ...This is wrong...This is very wrong

Joey: ^_^


Scene: Giant True (WHAT?!?!)


Joey : ...Drain the sink!


*a popping noise is heard*


*a huge whirlpool opens in the middle of the playing field*


*it sucks up everything in the aquarium...including the Legendary Fisherman, Panther Warrior, the aquarium's killer whale, Mako, and Joey*

Mako and Joey : O____O!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Tea, Tristan, and Mr. Mot o: O___________O


Scene : Mako gives Joey TWO (?!?!) cards
Mako : ...Here are my two rarest cards...And my locator cards.

Joey : *grins* *grabs cards* SCORE!!!

Mako : -_-U

Mokuba : *emerges from water, dressed in scuba gear* Not so fast!!! As official commissioner of Battle City...I must strictly enforce the rules! You cannot take more than one of your losing opponents cards!

Mako : But he earned them!

Mokuba : No "buts"!  Joey…By Battle City rules, you must give him back one of his rare cards, forfeit the tournament, or face my big brother in a duel!

Joey : Oo;;;

Seto : -_-Uu...Give it a rest, Mokuba...

Mokuba : ~_~;


Scene: Walking down street XP
Seto : ...Well if that's the case...You'd better follow me right now...

Yami : I hope we're not too late!

~*~ Malik, flanked by Rare Hunters, appears in the sky, looking undeniably insane and cackling maniacally ~*~

Seto and Yami : O___O!!!! *run away and hide under their respective beds*

Malik : *giggle*

Yami : (from under his bed) Curse you!!!!

Seto : (under his bed with the dust bunnies) _;!

Dust bunnies : Heeeeyyy Kaaaaaiiiibaaaa...

Seto : O.O!... *faints*


Mistress Son Pan: IS NNNOOOTTTT!!!

ElViRa : IS TOOOO!! INFINITY!

Mistress Son Pan : IS NOT! INFINITY TIMES INFINITY!!!

ElViRa : IS TOO!!! INFINITY TO THE POWER OF INFINITY!!!

Mistress Son Pan : O__o;...Uh...What are we arguing about?

ElViRa : *facefautl*

Kerpsloffle : ~.~*

ElViRa : I hope you found this chapter mentally stimulating...And perhaps funny...

DNS : *rolls eyes*

ElViRa : -_-*...Anyway!...REVIEW!! NOW!! GO!! (&...Thanx!)

Ichigo Seto : ^-^