Coward 3
Man this sucks. I can't believe mom is marrying "jag-off the wonder stud." I should kick Bosco's ass for letting this happen. I know he's in love with her. If I didn't think he loved her I would have kicked his ass the time I caught him sneaking out of her room. If he taught me anything, he taught me to take care of my mother first and foremost.
I know I could take him. He taught me to take care of myself. Now that I'm bigger than him, I think I could take him. Maybe I could. I might be able to. Maybe I should just say something.
I hear the music start and see Emily start down the aisle. Man, this should not be happening! Bosco has taken care of all of us ever since dad died. He taught me to play basketball. He was at every one of my games. He took me to check out colleges. He taught me how to stand up for myself. Most importantly, he taught me how to pick up girls and what I should and shouldn't do with them. I can't even imagine dad doing that.
I thought by going Away to college, they would finally have the room to get together. I figured Bosco was waiting for me to grow up before he made his move. I think he needs to grow up.
"Bosco, help me with my veil. You're supposed to be my attendant."
Yeah, right mom. He wants to help you get ready to marry someone else. I can't believe Emily even made the dresses. She didn't even fight with her about it. What the hell is that all about? Mom and Emily not arguing? This has got to be an episode of the Twilight Zone.
I'm going to say something. I can't let them do this to each other. Too late. I see Bosco head down the aisle. I can't believe he's just lying down and taking this. I gonna kick his ass. "Are you sure you want to do this, mom?"
"Why wouldn't I want to? He's a great guy. I'm lucky to have found him. It's time, baby, let's go."
We walk down the aisle. Boy, Bosco looks miserable. Why doesn't she see this? It's obvious to every body. I think even the moron knows. Look at him, mom. Look at what your doing to him. This sucks.
We get to the front of the church and I step aside as this loser takes my mom's hand. I force a smile for the jag-off. Welcome to the frickin' family, not.
The minister starts speaking and I glance over at Bosco. "If any man here can show reason why these two should not be joined in matrimony, let him speak now or forever hold his peace."
"Faith, I'm in love with you."
Glad to see you've finally found your balls, Boscorelli. I look over at Emily. I think she's going to do a happy dance around the room. I might join her!
Man this sucks. I can't believe mom is marrying "jag-off the wonder stud." I should kick Bosco's ass for letting this happen. I know he's in love with her. If I didn't think he loved her I would have kicked his ass the time I caught him sneaking out of her room. If he taught me anything, he taught me to take care of my mother first and foremost.
I know I could take him. He taught me to take care of myself. Now that I'm bigger than him, I think I could take him. Maybe I could. I might be able to. Maybe I should just say something.
I hear the music start and see Emily start down the aisle. Man, this should not be happening! Bosco has taken care of all of us ever since dad died. He taught me to play basketball. He was at every one of my games. He took me to check out colleges. He taught me how to stand up for myself. Most importantly, he taught me how to pick up girls and what I should and shouldn't do with them. I can't even imagine dad doing that.
I thought by going Away to college, they would finally have the room to get together. I figured Bosco was waiting for me to grow up before he made his move. I think he needs to grow up.
"Bosco, help me with my veil. You're supposed to be my attendant."
Yeah, right mom. He wants to help you get ready to marry someone else. I can't believe Emily even made the dresses. She didn't even fight with her about it. What the hell is that all about? Mom and Emily not arguing? This has got to be an episode of the Twilight Zone.
I'm going to say something. I can't let them do this to each other. Too late. I see Bosco head down the aisle. I can't believe he's just lying down and taking this. I gonna kick his ass. "Are you sure you want to do this, mom?"
"Why wouldn't I want to? He's a great guy. I'm lucky to have found him. It's time, baby, let's go."
We walk down the aisle. Boy, Bosco looks miserable. Why doesn't she see this? It's obvious to every body. I think even the moron knows. Look at him, mom. Look at what your doing to him. This sucks.
We get to the front of the church and I step aside as this loser takes my mom's hand. I force a smile for the jag-off. Welcome to the frickin' family, not.
The minister starts speaking and I glance over at Bosco. "If any man here can show reason why these two should not be joined in matrimony, let him speak now or forever hold his peace."
"Faith, I'm in love with you."
Glad to see you've finally found your balls, Boscorelli. I look over at Emily. I think she's going to do a happy dance around the room. I might join her!