(This chapter is dedicated to the voice actors of Weiß, whose Weiß Kreuz
cosplay book has provided me with minutes of entertainment, followed by a
deep depression, and a need for psychological counseling. Well, looks like
its time for chapter 4 TRANSFERRING TRANSVESTITE TRANSMISSION. Now lately
I've been thinking "uh................um.................hmmmm?" Which of
course led me to contemplate "..........................uh..............."
And then meditating on that led me to realize, "Hey, I should write about
Weiß!!!!" Now I now what all of you are thinking, "Don, why would you write
about Weiß in a Weiß Kreuz fanfiction? Isn't that going to take time away
from the character we really want to see, The MYSTERIOUS Red Dog?" Well
fear not loyal fanfic viewers, as painful as yet another chapter with Weiß
may be, I promise to include the MYSTERIOUS Red Dog. But as to whether or
not she is good or bad? Friend or Foe? Man or Woman? Human or Hamster? I
can not say. All in all I promise that this chapter will be chocked full
of.............stuff. Hey, it's not like you have anything better to do.
Warnings: Its going to get pretty watered down, you might want to wear a
pair of swimmies or something.)
The Weiß guys were assembled in their pretty.......ugly outfits, and were ready for combat. Yoji thought it would be cool to cosplay as women from other animes, so he ordered four female costumes that he thought reflected the Weiß guys personalities.......well not really.
Aya was wearing a reproduction of Kenshin's outfit, that he was. At least he didn't have to hide his sword. The painted scar on his cheek reflected the pain that Yoji was in a.........different cheek.
Ken dressed as Heero from Gundam Wing. The skin-hugging spandex shorts gave him a perpetual wedgie, as well as created a bulge that would have made David Bowie from Labyrinth jealous. [Those of you who have read my girlfriend's fanfic "Why Ken shouldn't drink Chu-Hi" will be happy to see that Ken is a Gundam.]
Omi dressed as Miaka from Fushigi Yugi. Yep, Yoji had to go all out and get a Japanese high school uniform for Omi's cosplay. We know how rare those are in an anime. I mean its not like every single Goddamn anime doesn't have to have the boring, depthless, ditzy, food-eating, panty-showing, bimbo heroine in a schoolgirl outfit who serves no purpose other then to take time away from the more interesting characters. Even when she's transported back to ancient times she keeps on that same stupid ass, unpractical, blatantly noticeable, boring, and redundant school uniform. Because after all, why the hell would you dress in something different to blend in if you were transported back to ancient times. I mean for Christ.......... ::Catches his breathe:: Alright........::Breathes::.......I'm ok now................onto Yoji.
Yoji decided to go as that blonde haired chick with the lab coat from Evangelion. I haven't really watched all of Evangelion, so I don't really remember her name.......I think it was..........Shinji or something like that.
Together they were............. WHITE CROSS DRESSERS!!!!
Aya: Goddamn it Yoji, Kenshin and Heero aren't girls!!
Yoji: How the hell could I tell they weren't girls!?
Aya: .............That's a good point.
Omi:. ::Trying desperately to get every inch out of his incredibly short skirt, but to no avail.:: God it doesn't get any worse then this
::And suddenly 7 of Omi's female classmates ride by for the sole purpose of pointing and laughing at him::
Omi:.......................I miss dignity already.
Ken: Guys, these pants are cutting off my circulation, I'm really having a hard time feeling my ........
Aya: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah save your bitching for after the mission. These costumes really suck, but we gotta do what we gotta do. To the Weiß car!! ::Aya trips on the straw sandals:: Shit with this, I'm getting my boots.
::Moments after Aya puts on his boots:: Goddamn stupid ass costumes, with stupid ass sandals!!!
Ken: Please can I change my.....
Aya: Bitch bitch bitch, you don't hear me bitching do you?
Ken: Well actually........
Aya: Now lets roll out.
Everyone started to walk towards the car except for Yoji, who puffed his cigarette like he was making a smoke signal in the form of S.O.S. Omi noticed that Yoji wasn't moving and asked "Yoji, what's wrong?"
Yoji nervously replied "Well......uh.......I kinda........ 'dinged' the car last night."
Aya was even more irritated. It was bad enough that now everyone was going to think he was some cross dressing fruit cake with whipped cream and a cherry on top. Now Yoji did something to the car.
"What do you mean 'DINGED'!?"
Yoji sorta laughed, "He he...well, you know 'dinged' can be interpreted pretty broadly."
Aya gritted his teeth. "Well how broadly do you interpret 'dinged'!?"
Yoji replied, "Uh.....I mean 'dinged' as in....I crashed the car into a fire hydrant about three blocks up, and didn't bother to call a tow truck because I forgot my cell phone .....kinda.....'dinged'."
"WHAT!? HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT???!!!!" Aya screamed.
Yoji: "Well you see I had this really hot date and......"
::Flashback::
Yoji was Kreuzing down the highway, with a not-so-hot date in his car, on his way to pick up dinner at Don's Crabs. Yoji was laughing and talking away thinking he was the cat's meow, but looking like he was the cat's litter box. All the while his date tried not to listen and instead focused on a more interesting task, like waxing her mustache.
Yoji: Hey baby, in this light, I couldn't help but notice just how beautiful....I AM. haha haha...It was just a joke........no really.....it was.
The Yojmiester's date: ::Applies even more wax to her mustache trying to block out Yoji's.......charm:: Yeah whatever.
Yoji: ::Thinks to himself. "Hmmmmm I gotta do something to look cool. I know.":: Hey baby, wanna see me do a Bat turn?
The Yojirino's date: Yeah whatever.
Yoji does a bat turn on a narrow one-way road with only a fire hydrant to turn into.
Yoji: AHHHHHH ::Crashes and looks at his broken imitation Ray Band Sun glasses.:: Damn, well that'll teach me to drive in the dark with sunglasses on. ::Puts on his back-up pair of imitation Ray Band Sunglasses.::
The Yojman's date: ...................
Yoji: So uh......you wanna do it?
The Yojer's date: ::Still waxing her mustache:: Yeah whatever.
::End Flash Back::
At the close of the flash back Yoji laughs smugly, "heh heh, I totally scored."
Aya replied, "...............................So why didn't you call a Tow Truck to pick up the car?"
Yoji seemed baffled "Car? I thought I was talking about me scoring. Which I totally did. Heh heh"
Aya: ::Looked at Yoji with the evil yellow eyes of Batousai The Man Slayer......only they were purple.:: That car better be drivable, or I'm turning you into dog treats, and putting you in Momoe's food dish.
::The Weiß guys walked to where the car was, except for Ken who sort of hobbled::
Aya looked at the car in horror, to see it almost cut clean in half and blackened from the fire. If it weren't for the hydrant spraying water the car would have surely exploded.
Yoji: Now come on, do you really think this warrants calling a tow truck?
Ken: ::Walked over to the car:: Oh My God! Yoji how could you have been so stupid? ::Picks up one of the wax sheets that the Yoji Bear's date used for her mustache:: Don't you know that this sort of thing can stain the interior!?
Aya: Look to your left Ken.
Ken: ::Looks over:: Oh.........yes.................well that's worse isn't it?
Aya: DAMN IT YOJI!!!!. This is even worst then the other times you screwed up.
::Flash back::
Aya: Ah, now that I am finished working for the day, I can sit down and relax with a hot cup of Joe. Yes sir, nothing is going to mess.......this.......what the hell? ::Pulls out a peanut butter sandwich from the coffee machine:: Who the hell put a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the damn coffee machine!?
Yoji: Hey Aya you ruined it. People have had chocolate flavored coffee, vanilla coffee, even FRENCH vanilla coffee, but no one's had peanut butter and jelly flavored coffee before!!
Aya: DAMN IT YOJI!!!!
::Flash back PART 2 the bad sequel!!::
An older man runs into the shop after Yoji. Omi and Ken hold him back.
Older man: YOU BASTURD!!! YOU SLEPT WITH MY 17 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER!!!!
Aya: Yoji, you really slept with a 17 year old!?
Yoji: She told me she was 25.
Aya: DAMN IT YOJI!!!!
::Flash back part three. The trilogy concludes::
Ken: Did you guys hear that?
::Three of the four members of Weiß run up to where the disturbance is to find ACTION Panda in the middle of the room::
Omi: Oh My God, a Panda!!
ACTION Panda: Rwooooooooooooooooooar ::Munch Munch::
Aya: Where the hell did that Panda come from!?
Yoji: Hey guys, how do you like my new pet? I thought it would be cool to adopt a Panda. Chicks dig Pandas.
Ken: He's eating all the lucky Bamboo!!
Aya: DAMN IT YOJI!!!!
::End Flash Back::
Aya: And now you've turned the car into a piece of Post Modern Art!!! What the hell are we going to do now!?
Yoji: ::Laughs:: Hey, come on, Aya, baby, no worries. We can just take the flower cart.
Aya: GODDAMNIT THERES NO WAY IN HELL I'M TAKING THAT DAMN FLOWER CART ON A MISSION!! ESPECIALLY DRESSED LIKE THIS!!!!!!
The scene now shifts to the Weiß guys (And I use the term "guys" loosely at this point) taking the flower cart onto the next mission...... especially dressed like that. Yoji was applying mascara to hide the black eye he received from Aya's........tip on how to be a safe driver.
Ken: Hey Aya are we there yet?
Aya: No
Ken: Aya....
Aya: Goddamnit Ken we aren't there yet, now shut up!
Yoji: Aya, do you think I would look more like a girl if I had a perm?
Aya:.................
Ken: Hey Aya, can we stop for some milk shakes?
Aya: No, not until after the mission.
Omi: Aya, did you order those sunflower seeds? We have to have them by next Suiyoobi (Ha ha, I can stick in random Japanese words for absolutely no reason too.)
Aya: I can't remember. I've been busy lately.
Yoji: Seriously Aya, give me your opinion on this.
Aya: Leave me alone Yoji.
Yoji: Do you mind if I put on some music?
Aya: Whatever.
Yoji: Great!! I got this great new CD by that really cool French Rapper "Biggie Petit." ::Yoji puts in the CD and suddenly the radio is alive with..::
Biggie Petit: SUCRE BLEUUUUUUUUUUU
Back up Singers: NANA NANA NANA NANA
Biggie Petit: SUCRE BLEUUUUUUUUUU
Back up Singers: NANA NANA NANA NANA
Aya: TURN THAT SHIT OFF NOW!!!!
Yoji: ::Turns it off:: Jeeze what a grump. And you still haven't answered my question about the perm.
Aya: Stop asking me about that.
Ken: Why can't we stop for some shakes?
Aya: We don't have time
Omi: Aya, we have to have those sunflower seeds. Can you please try to remember?
Yoji: Christ Aya its just a simple question, would I look more like a girl if I had a perm?
Ken: I don't see why we can't stop for some shakes.
Omi: Sunflower Seeds
Ken: Shakes
Yoji: Perm
Omi: Sunflower Seeds
Ken: Shakes
Yoji: Perm
Ken: Shakes
Omi: Sunflower seeds
Yoji: Perm
Aya: SHUT THE HELL UP ALL OF YOU OR IM RIDING THIS DAMN FLOWER CART OVER THE BRIDGE!!
::Everyone is quite for about 10 seconds until::
Ken: Come on Aya, let's stop for some shakes.
Yoji: Yeah lets stop for some shakes......and chicks.
Omi: Yeah I would actually like a milkshake too.
Aya: There's no way in hell I'm stopping for milkshakes. Now Shut the hell up!!
::Minutes later the Weiß guys pull into the parking lot of the Crawfish cafe to get some milkshakes.........hmmm Crawfish Cafe........I wonder who their going to meet up with.......yeah....its really going to be a big surprise.::
::The Weiß guys walk out of the shop each carrying a milkshake::
Ken: Mmmmm Crawfish flavored.
Yoji: ::Looks to Aya:: Now see that wasn't so bad now was it?
Aya: Fuck off!!
Omi: Ow ow ow ice cream headache
Ken: Did you guys just hear something MYSTERIOUS!?
::All the Weiß guys turn to see the MYSTERIOUS Red Dog doing what she does best, eating Crawfish::
The MYSTERIOUS Red Dog: There will be many dangers that lie ahead for you at the Cumquat.
Yoji: Ha ha. She said "ahead."
Aya: How do you know? What danger?
The MYSTERIOUS Red Dog: Your opposites, two of a kind, eight who wish to see you fall. If you don't watch yourselves, it will be death to you all.
Aya: Stop speaking in riddles woman! Who are you, and why are you telling us this!? I want to know just what........
Omi: Oww damn, this ice cream headache won't go away.
Aya: ::Turns to look back at Omi, then quickly back to The MYSTERIOUS Red Dog only to find a MYSTERIOUS puff of smoke. Then all the Weiß guys hear a MYSTERIOUS echoic voice::
The MYSTERIOUS Red Dog's MYSTERIOUS Echoic voice: Remember to believe in the Weiß. If you have faith in the Weiß you will triumph. Now I'm going to get more Crawfish.
Ken: Where could she have gone?
Aya: God only knows.
::The MYSTERIOUS Red Dog is waiting in line in the Crawfish cafe, 10 feet away from them.::
Aya: Well there's no way we can find her now. Let's just get on with the mission. Be extra careful. Manx mentioned something about the possibility of Schwartz and Shrient being there.
Ken: ::As everyone is walking to the car:: Hey mine came with free toy!
Aya: :: Thinks to himself:: Why didn't mine come with a free toy?
After a few traumatic ice cream headaches and the destruction of Yoji's Biggie Petit CD, the Weiß guys find themselves at the doorstep of the fruit- filled Cumquat. All of them stare up at the Neon smiley faced Kumquat winking, and then showing it's butt. Their toughest assignment, their biggest mission, their deadliest foes. They've all stared death in the face before, but now they were staring at death waving at them and holding a sign that said "Weiß party of 3.5." Their only hope is to keep their wits about them, and work together...
Ken: Are we there yet?
Aya: THAT'S IT ::goes after Ken, while Omi and Yoji hold him back:: YOU BASTARD!! I'LL GET YOU!! LET ME GO!! LET ME GO!!
....and that hope is dwindling. Can Weiß overcome the odds, or will the odds come over them. Stayed tuned for the next eye-closing chapter. "Out of Cashews, but full of Nuts."
::Commercial Break::
Ken: You've all heard about the delicious taste of Kellogg's Super Ultra Delicious All Rights Reserved Multigrain Waffles, but will they be enough to get YOJI out of bed? Let's find out.
Ken: ::walks to Yoji's room.:: Hey Yoji, why don't you get up for breakfast? ::Winks to the people at home.::
Yoji: Why don't you go Fuck yourself.
Ken: Oh alright, fine. I guess I'll just have to enjoy this Kellogg's Super Ultra Delicious All Right Reserved Multigrain Waffle all by myself.
Yoji: ::And like a horny fan boy after a life-sized Laura Croft cut out, Yoji gets up and snatches the waffle:: OH OH GOD WAFFLE ::Munch Munch:: OH YOU'RE SO GOOD MMMMMM!!!!!
Ken: Hey, Yoji come on, sit the table and eat like a...
Yoji: ::Starts falling all over the store while eating the waffle:: OH MY GOD ::Munch Munch:: OH ...MY...GOOOOOOOD!!!!!
Ken: No, not the ferns!!
Yoji: ::Crashes around some more as he eats the waffle::
Ken: Dear God, The Pansies!!
Yoji: ::And crashes around some more::
Ken: Great Googly Moogly, the Pussy Willows!!
Yoji: OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOH ::Yoji finishes eating the waffle and then pulls out a cigarette::
Ken: So what did you think?
Yoji: ::Lays back in contentment puffing a cig:: That was a damn good waffle.
((Kellogg's Super Ultra Delicious All Right Reserved Multigrain Waffles. They taste like shit, but Yoji can always fake it, shouldn't you?))
The Weiß guys were assembled in their pretty.......ugly outfits, and were ready for combat. Yoji thought it would be cool to cosplay as women from other animes, so he ordered four female costumes that he thought reflected the Weiß guys personalities.......well not really.
Aya was wearing a reproduction of Kenshin's outfit, that he was. At least he didn't have to hide his sword. The painted scar on his cheek reflected the pain that Yoji was in a.........different cheek.
Ken dressed as Heero from Gundam Wing. The skin-hugging spandex shorts gave him a perpetual wedgie, as well as created a bulge that would have made David Bowie from Labyrinth jealous. [Those of you who have read my girlfriend's fanfic "Why Ken shouldn't drink Chu-Hi" will be happy to see that Ken is a Gundam.]
Omi dressed as Miaka from Fushigi Yugi. Yep, Yoji had to go all out and get a Japanese high school uniform for Omi's cosplay. We know how rare those are in an anime. I mean its not like every single Goddamn anime doesn't have to have the boring, depthless, ditzy, food-eating, panty-showing, bimbo heroine in a schoolgirl outfit who serves no purpose other then to take time away from the more interesting characters. Even when she's transported back to ancient times she keeps on that same stupid ass, unpractical, blatantly noticeable, boring, and redundant school uniform. Because after all, why the hell would you dress in something different to blend in if you were transported back to ancient times. I mean for Christ.......... ::Catches his breathe:: Alright........::Breathes::.......I'm ok now................onto Yoji.
Yoji decided to go as that blonde haired chick with the lab coat from Evangelion. I haven't really watched all of Evangelion, so I don't really remember her name.......I think it was..........Shinji or something like that.
Together they were............. WHITE CROSS DRESSERS!!!!
Aya: Goddamn it Yoji, Kenshin and Heero aren't girls!!
Yoji: How the hell could I tell they weren't girls!?
Aya: .............That's a good point.
Omi:. ::Trying desperately to get every inch out of his incredibly short skirt, but to no avail.:: God it doesn't get any worse then this
::And suddenly 7 of Omi's female classmates ride by for the sole purpose of pointing and laughing at him::
Omi:.......................I miss dignity already.
Ken: Guys, these pants are cutting off my circulation, I'm really having a hard time feeling my ........
Aya: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah save your bitching for after the mission. These costumes really suck, but we gotta do what we gotta do. To the Weiß car!! ::Aya trips on the straw sandals:: Shit with this, I'm getting my boots.
::Moments after Aya puts on his boots:: Goddamn stupid ass costumes, with stupid ass sandals!!!
Ken: Please can I change my.....
Aya: Bitch bitch bitch, you don't hear me bitching do you?
Ken: Well actually........
Aya: Now lets roll out.
Everyone started to walk towards the car except for Yoji, who puffed his cigarette like he was making a smoke signal in the form of S.O.S. Omi noticed that Yoji wasn't moving and asked "Yoji, what's wrong?"
Yoji nervously replied "Well......uh.......I kinda........ 'dinged' the car last night."
Aya was even more irritated. It was bad enough that now everyone was going to think he was some cross dressing fruit cake with whipped cream and a cherry on top. Now Yoji did something to the car.
"What do you mean 'DINGED'!?"
Yoji sorta laughed, "He he...well, you know 'dinged' can be interpreted pretty broadly."
Aya gritted his teeth. "Well how broadly do you interpret 'dinged'!?"
Yoji replied, "Uh.....I mean 'dinged' as in....I crashed the car into a fire hydrant about three blocks up, and didn't bother to call a tow truck because I forgot my cell phone .....kinda.....'dinged'."
"WHAT!? HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT???!!!!" Aya screamed.
Yoji: "Well you see I had this really hot date and......"
::Flashback::
Yoji was Kreuzing down the highway, with a not-so-hot date in his car, on his way to pick up dinner at Don's Crabs. Yoji was laughing and talking away thinking he was the cat's meow, but looking like he was the cat's litter box. All the while his date tried not to listen and instead focused on a more interesting task, like waxing her mustache.
Yoji: Hey baby, in this light, I couldn't help but notice just how beautiful....I AM. haha haha...It was just a joke........no really.....it was.
The Yojmiester's date: ::Applies even more wax to her mustache trying to block out Yoji's.......charm:: Yeah whatever.
Yoji: ::Thinks to himself. "Hmmmmm I gotta do something to look cool. I know.":: Hey baby, wanna see me do a Bat turn?
The Yojirino's date: Yeah whatever.
Yoji does a bat turn on a narrow one-way road with only a fire hydrant to turn into.
Yoji: AHHHHHH ::Crashes and looks at his broken imitation Ray Band Sun glasses.:: Damn, well that'll teach me to drive in the dark with sunglasses on. ::Puts on his back-up pair of imitation Ray Band Sunglasses.::
The Yojman's date: ...................
Yoji: So uh......you wanna do it?
The Yojer's date: ::Still waxing her mustache:: Yeah whatever.
::End Flash Back::
At the close of the flash back Yoji laughs smugly, "heh heh, I totally scored."
Aya replied, "...............................So why didn't you call a Tow Truck to pick up the car?"
Yoji seemed baffled "Car? I thought I was talking about me scoring. Which I totally did. Heh heh"
Aya: ::Looked at Yoji with the evil yellow eyes of Batousai The Man Slayer......only they were purple.:: That car better be drivable, or I'm turning you into dog treats, and putting you in Momoe's food dish.
::The Weiß guys walked to where the car was, except for Ken who sort of hobbled::
Aya looked at the car in horror, to see it almost cut clean in half and blackened from the fire. If it weren't for the hydrant spraying water the car would have surely exploded.
Yoji: Now come on, do you really think this warrants calling a tow truck?
Ken: ::Walked over to the car:: Oh My God! Yoji how could you have been so stupid? ::Picks up one of the wax sheets that the Yoji Bear's date used for her mustache:: Don't you know that this sort of thing can stain the interior!?
Aya: Look to your left Ken.
Ken: ::Looks over:: Oh.........yes.................well that's worse isn't it?
Aya: DAMN IT YOJI!!!!. This is even worst then the other times you screwed up.
::Flash back::
Aya: Ah, now that I am finished working for the day, I can sit down and relax with a hot cup of Joe. Yes sir, nothing is going to mess.......this.......what the hell? ::Pulls out a peanut butter sandwich from the coffee machine:: Who the hell put a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the damn coffee machine!?
Yoji: Hey Aya you ruined it. People have had chocolate flavored coffee, vanilla coffee, even FRENCH vanilla coffee, but no one's had peanut butter and jelly flavored coffee before!!
Aya: DAMN IT YOJI!!!!
::Flash back PART 2 the bad sequel!!::
An older man runs into the shop after Yoji. Omi and Ken hold him back.
Older man: YOU BASTURD!!! YOU SLEPT WITH MY 17 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER!!!!
Aya: Yoji, you really slept with a 17 year old!?
Yoji: She told me she was 25.
Aya: DAMN IT YOJI!!!!
::Flash back part three. The trilogy concludes::
Ken: Did you guys hear that?
::Three of the four members of Weiß run up to where the disturbance is to find ACTION Panda in the middle of the room::
Omi: Oh My God, a Panda!!
ACTION Panda: Rwooooooooooooooooooar ::Munch Munch::
Aya: Where the hell did that Panda come from!?
Yoji: Hey guys, how do you like my new pet? I thought it would be cool to adopt a Panda. Chicks dig Pandas.
Ken: He's eating all the lucky Bamboo!!
Aya: DAMN IT YOJI!!!!
::End Flash Back::
Aya: And now you've turned the car into a piece of Post Modern Art!!! What the hell are we going to do now!?
Yoji: ::Laughs:: Hey, come on, Aya, baby, no worries. We can just take the flower cart.
Aya: GODDAMNIT THERES NO WAY IN HELL I'M TAKING THAT DAMN FLOWER CART ON A MISSION!! ESPECIALLY DRESSED LIKE THIS!!!!!!
The scene now shifts to the Weiß guys (And I use the term "guys" loosely at this point) taking the flower cart onto the next mission...... especially dressed like that. Yoji was applying mascara to hide the black eye he received from Aya's........tip on how to be a safe driver.
Ken: Hey Aya are we there yet?
Aya: No
Ken: Aya....
Aya: Goddamnit Ken we aren't there yet, now shut up!
Yoji: Aya, do you think I would look more like a girl if I had a perm?
Aya:.................
Ken: Hey Aya, can we stop for some milk shakes?
Aya: No, not until after the mission.
Omi: Aya, did you order those sunflower seeds? We have to have them by next Suiyoobi (Ha ha, I can stick in random Japanese words for absolutely no reason too.)
Aya: I can't remember. I've been busy lately.
Yoji: Seriously Aya, give me your opinion on this.
Aya: Leave me alone Yoji.
Yoji: Do you mind if I put on some music?
Aya: Whatever.
Yoji: Great!! I got this great new CD by that really cool French Rapper "Biggie Petit." ::Yoji puts in the CD and suddenly the radio is alive with..::
Biggie Petit: SUCRE BLEUUUUUUUUUUU
Back up Singers: NANA NANA NANA NANA
Biggie Petit: SUCRE BLEUUUUUUUUUU
Back up Singers: NANA NANA NANA NANA
Aya: TURN THAT SHIT OFF NOW!!!!
Yoji: ::Turns it off:: Jeeze what a grump. And you still haven't answered my question about the perm.
Aya: Stop asking me about that.
Ken: Why can't we stop for some shakes?
Aya: We don't have time
Omi: Aya, we have to have those sunflower seeds. Can you please try to remember?
Yoji: Christ Aya its just a simple question, would I look more like a girl if I had a perm?
Ken: I don't see why we can't stop for some shakes.
Omi: Sunflower Seeds
Ken: Shakes
Yoji: Perm
Omi: Sunflower Seeds
Ken: Shakes
Yoji: Perm
Ken: Shakes
Omi: Sunflower seeds
Yoji: Perm
Aya: SHUT THE HELL UP ALL OF YOU OR IM RIDING THIS DAMN FLOWER CART OVER THE BRIDGE!!
::Everyone is quite for about 10 seconds until::
Ken: Come on Aya, let's stop for some shakes.
Yoji: Yeah lets stop for some shakes......and chicks.
Omi: Yeah I would actually like a milkshake too.
Aya: There's no way in hell I'm stopping for milkshakes. Now Shut the hell up!!
::Minutes later the Weiß guys pull into the parking lot of the Crawfish cafe to get some milkshakes.........hmmm Crawfish Cafe........I wonder who their going to meet up with.......yeah....its really going to be a big surprise.::
::The Weiß guys walk out of the shop each carrying a milkshake::
Ken: Mmmmm Crawfish flavored.
Yoji: ::Looks to Aya:: Now see that wasn't so bad now was it?
Aya: Fuck off!!
Omi: Ow ow ow ice cream headache
Ken: Did you guys just hear something MYSTERIOUS!?
::All the Weiß guys turn to see the MYSTERIOUS Red Dog doing what she does best, eating Crawfish::
The MYSTERIOUS Red Dog: There will be many dangers that lie ahead for you at the Cumquat.
Yoji: Ha ha. She said "ahead."
Aya: How do you know? What danger?
The MYSTERIOUS Red Dog: Your opposites, two of a kind, eight who wish to see you fall. If you don't watch yourselves, it will be death to you all.
Aya: Stop speaking in riddles woman! Who are you, and why are you telling us this!? I want to know just what........
Omi: Oww damn, this ice cream headache won't go away.
Aya: ::Turns to look back at Omi, then quickly back to The MYSTERIOUS Red Dog only to find a MYSTERIOUS puff of smoke. Then all the Weiß guys hear a MYSTERIOUS echoic voice::
The MYSTERIOUS Red Dog's MYSTERIOUS Echoic voice: Remember to believe in the Weiß. If you have faith in the Weiß you will triumph. Now I'm going to get more Crawfish.
Ken: Where could she have gone?
Aya: God only knows.
::The MYSTERIOUS Red Dog is waiting in line in the Crawfish cafe, 10 feet away from them.::
Aya: Well there's no way we can find her now. Let's just get on with the mission. Be extra careful. Manx mentioned something about the possibility of Schwartz and Shrient being there.
Ken: ::As everyone is walking to the car:: Hey mine came with free toy!
Aya: :: Thinks to himself:: Why didn't mine come with a free toy?
After a few traumatic ice cream headaches and the destruction of Yoji's Biggie Petit CD, the Weiß guys find themselves at the doorstep of the fruit- filled Cumquat. All of them stare up at the Neon smiley faced Kumquat winking, and then showing it's butt. Their toughest assignment, their biggest mission, their deadliest foes. They've all stared death in the face before, but now they were staring at death waving at them and holding a sign that said "Weiß party of 3.5." Their only hope is to keep their wits about them, and work together...
Ken: Are we there yet?
Aya: THAT'S IT ::goes after Ken, while Omi and Yoji hold him back:: YOU BASTARD!! I'LL GET YOU!! LET ME GO!! LET ME GO!!
....and that hope is dwindling. Can Weiß overcome the odds, or will the odds come over them. Stayed tuned for the next eye-closing chapter. "Out of Cashews, but full of Nuts."
::Commercial Break::
Ken: You've all heard about the delicious taste of Kellogg's Super Ultra Delicious All Rights Reserved Multigrain Waffles, but will they be enough to get YOJI out of bed? Let's find out.
Ken: ::walks to Yoji's room.:: Hey Yoji, why don't you get up for breakfast? ::Winks to the people at home.::
Yoji: Why don't you go Fuck yourself.
Ken: Oh alright, fine. I guess I'll just have to enjoy this Kellogg's Super Ultra Delicious All Right Reserved Multigrain Waffle all by myself.
Yoji: ::And like a horny fan boy after a life-sized Laura Croft cut out, Yoji gets up and snatches the waffle:: OH OH GOD WAFFLE ::Munch Munch:: OH YOU'RE SO GOOD MMMMMM!!!!!
Ken: Hey, Yoji come on, sit the table and eat like a...
Yoji: ::Starts falling all over the store while eating the waffle:: OH MY GOD ::Munch Munch:: OH ...MY...GOOOOOOOD!!!!!
Ken: No, not the ferns!!
Yoji: ::Crashes around some more as he eats the waffle::
Ken: Dear God, The Pansies!!
Yoji: ::And crashes around some more::
Ken: Great Googly Moogly, the Pussy Willows!!
Yoji: OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOH ::Yoji finishes eating the waffle and then pulls out a cigarette::
Ken: So what did you think?
Yoji: ::Lays back in contentment puffing a cig:: That was a damn good waffle.
((Kellogg's Super Ultra Delicious All Right Reserved Multigrain Waffles. They taste like shit, but Yoji can always fake it, shouldn't you?))