((R&R OR I WILL STOP THE FANFIC, CUT OFF YOUR GENITALS WITH SCISSORS AND SUPERGLUE THEM UP YOUR NOSTRILS! lol. Sorry, I have been watching too much South Park. This chapter is a definite reason why the fanfic is rated R. There is explicit sexual content in this chapter, so young eyes, look away. Even for you horny bastards that like rated R stories just for the sex, I still HIGHLY advise u read all the previous chapters before this one. Thanks, and enjoy the story.))

A trickle of drool escaped his lips and dropped on the dashboard.

"Huh?"

Tenchi awoke from his staring daze with a start. It was such a long, grueling trip, much unlike the one to the ice planet, that Tenchi had fallen half-asleep. He rubbed his weary eyes and stood up. He shook his lazy head, the small prickles of hair flowing daintily on his scalp.

He saw it.

"HOME!"

There was Earth, the small, blue-and-green-and-white planet, closing in faster than a small child closing in on a chocolate-chip cookie.

"Ryo-ohki! There it is! Earth!"

"Miyaaaaaaa!"

But Tenchi's bliss soon faded as he felt the heat of an incoming atmosphere.

"Uh-oh, Ryo-ohki, slow down!"

The heat much reminded him of landing on the ice planet, but it was far more intense. The Earth's gravity was larger, and the atmosphere was thicker.

"Does Mihoshi undergo this every mission?"

"Mrrrrooowwwwwww!"

A violent crash.

Tenchi saw water cover the ship.

"Ryo-ohki! Expose Ioki's bed!"

The metal-and-glass vessel gently arose from the ship's floor interior. Ioki was asleep on the light cloth, her beautiful skin radiating with a purity Tenchi had never seen.

Although he admired her, and loved to stay and watch, he had to save her from drowning. The glass opened, and Tenchi picked her up.

He hadn't noticed how holding her nude body made him feel before; he was in too much of a rush. But now, he could see her curves, her perfect proportions, her perfectly round nipples. He could see her face, the beauty of her smooth, blemish-free skin, the soft, dainty feel of her structure. He looked at her the way an artist would; an artist and a lover. Not to mention, seeing her features made a hard spot in his trousers.

But, he had no time to lose. He ran for the door, the hatches opening just as he came through, until the last chamber.

"Alright, Ryo-ohki. Let me out."

The hatch opened, and Tenchi experienced the same overwhelming wave of water. But this time, he controlled himself. He swam with power, swam with grace and a delicacy as so not to disturb Ioki, up and out of the water. He raised Ioki out of the water, and set her gently down on the misty grass. He arose a hand, sunk his fingers into the soil of the earth, and clawed his way on to dry land.

His waist half out of the water, Tenchi took a few deep breaths.

"Ryo-ohki...... are you okay?"

Ryo-ohki was pulling herself up onto the muddy side of the pond they landed in.

"Miya."

Tenchi smiled. As he gained back his senses, he could smell a familiar musty smell of the wet dirt. He looked up in awe.

"Home!"

Of all places, Tenchi had the luck to land himself in the pond directly in the back of his house. He stood up, bruised and a bit cut up, and lifted Ioki into his arms. He ran straight for home, an unconscious Ioki bobbing up and down.

"I'm coming home!"

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Tenchi walked in to a dimly-lit room, dried up with a few bandages and new clothing.

"H...hello?"

He tip-toed in, softly closing the door behind himself. He softly walked over to the young girl, sleeping in her bed.

"Ioki?"

There was a slight rustling of blankets.

"Hnnnnun hnmunmmmm...."

Tenchi came closer and rested his hand on the pile of moving blankets.

"What?"

The figure turned around and opened her shining blue eyes. A weary voice escaped her lips.

"Hello, Tenchi."

Tenchi smiled as warmly as humanly possible. A tear escaped his eye as he lunged forward to embrace Ioki.

"I missed you."

Ioki daintily hugged him around the neck.

"I missed you too."

Tenchi could not believe that it was actually true. Ioki was real, her body in his arms, her warm cheek pressed up agaist his. They loosened the embrace and stared into each others eyes, just like they had done so many years ago. Ioki put her right hand up against his hard, battle-scarred chest.

"I love you."

Tenchi felt a surge of ecstacy. He could barely contain himself any longer.

"I love you too..."

Their lips interlocked in a kiss, the first real kiss Tenchi had had in years. Ioki grazed her tongue along the back of his teeth, while weaving her tongue around and with his. They connected with each other through the mouth, staying together, their lips and tongues interlocked with the other's.

Tenchi could not take it any longer. He lowered his hand, feeling across her collarbone and down to her breast. She was still nude, so it was easy for Tenchi to get to her. He took both hands and massaged her breasts, pushing them up and down and around, feeling her nipples harden in his fingers.

She pulled him down onto her bed, the dim, golden hue of the candle light cascading over the two lovers. With Tenchi massaging Ioki's chest, and both of them getting turned on, Ioki started to lift off Tenchi's shirt. Tenchi lifted his arms to let her slip it off for him, their lips parting. Ioki then took his hands and guided them back to her breasts, gasping every so often when he hit a good spot. It was too unsatisfying for Tenchi; he wanted more. As Ioki felt her hands around his chest (that had muscled up a bit because of his journeys), Tenchi unbuttoned his jeans and pulled them off.

With the only article of clothing in the event, Tenchi's white boxer shorts, Ioki could feel his manhood stiffen through the thin fabric. Tenchi came close to her face and licked her lips, and bit her bottom lip gently. He pulled down the covers to reveal her (surprisingly cleanly shaved) womanhood. Ioki reached her hand out and seductively massaged his penis, as Tenchi sat back and enjoyed the pleasure. Tenchi leaned forward and Ioki reached into his boxer shorts, her hand softly caressing his lower quarters. Tenchi saw no need for this undergarment, so he quickly removed it to keep it from getting in the way.

They rolled over now, with Ioki being on top of him, and she turned around until they slipped into a 69. Tenchi tongued his lover's quarters, as Ioki sucked on his manhood. Both enjoyed this moment of extreme pleasure, as clear-white liquid oozed from Ioki's womanhood. Tenchi licked her clean, as Ioki's sexual activity turned his penis a reddish-pink color. To make sure their love-making lasted longer, Tenchi pulled her to him, probing deeper in with his tongue. Ioki felt her hands all over his forehead, lust and orgasms surging throughout her body. She came again, Tenchi licking up every last drop.

Ioki slipped down and was quickly moving her lower end in circles, gyrating her torso between Tenchi's belly button and penis, her vagina coming teasingly close. He sat up and sucked her nipples, tasting the creamy milk that came out of them. Beads of sweat dropped off of each of their faces. Tenchi's manhood stuck out, rock-hard and pink, with semin forming at the tip. Ioki's vagina was pink and tender, as she lead her lower torso to his penis and guided him into her.

It was a sensation Tenchi could barely hold back.

"Aaaaahhhhh....."

"Oooohhhh...."

Tenchi was nearing his climax, amout to cum as he felt her vagina enclosing his penis. He shook his torso slowly, sliding it more in, more out, but never letting it out all the way. He felt it coming close....

"Mmmmmmmm!"

Another moan from Ioki, Tenchi could not hold back any longer. In an explosion of clear-white liquid, Tenchi came, his juices spurting all over Ioki's vagina, and in her uterus. Both of them were at their climax, intense orgasmic pleasure surging through them. Ioki clawed at his nicely-muscled abdomen, Tenchi's muscles clenching every few moments. The spray never seemed to stop, both of them at their peak, breathing, sighing, heaving hard breaths and screaming moans of pleasure. Ioki gyrated her hips, harder, faster, recieving every blow that Tenchi's penis gave her. She slid it, in and out, all around, moved her lower torso in small circles. The cum slowed down, and Ioki released his penis from her grasp. She laid on top of him. both of them covered in wet, sticky cum, Tenchi's penis starting to return back to normal.

"Wow," Ioki exclaimed, "That was quite fun."

She rested her head on his chest and dozed off. Tenchi pulled the covers up and over both of them, Ioki pressing her breasts up against his warm chest.

"Goodnight, Ioki."

Tenchi closed his eyes and drifted off to sleep.

Another dream.

Tenchi had a recollection of what had just happened, him and Ioki, in Ioki's bedchamber.

"Oh, Tenchi!"

"Oh, Ioki!"

Even in his dreams, Tenchi felt the lust. Ioki moaned as he probed his tongue into her, a process he rather enjoyed practicing, her practically humping his face.

Next, he felt her exploring hand, her gyrating torso, felt the intercourse..... just the way it had happened. It was something Tenchi liked feeling again, but just as he was about to climax, he saw a different face on Ioki.

"Ryoko?!"

There was Ryoko, with Tenchi's penis stuck in her.

"Oh, yes, oh, oh, OH, TENCHI!"

Tenchi still felt the orgasm, felt his climax, felt his cumshot. But he could not understand why his brain kept doing this to him; why was he having sex with Ryoko?

Awake.

Tenchi lifted the covers a bit to see a newly-formed wet spot by his penis.

"I guess that dream was a bit too intense..."

Tenchi hugged Ioki closer to him and rested his head on her shoulder, again drifting off to sleep.

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Tenchi opened his eyes.

"Good morning, honey."

Tenchi planted a soft kiss on her warm cheek.

"Mmhhmmnummnmm..... Five more minutes........"

Tenchi wrapped his arms around her and brought his legs up to hers, his body outlining the whole back side of her body.

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"Come on, Ioki."

Ioki opened her eyes a crack and glanced backward over to Tenchi.

"Hmmmmhmmhmmummm.... Good morning, Tenchi."

They shared a short kiss on the lips. Tenchi sat up in the bed, Ioki sitting up with him. He held her around the shoulders as her naked body sat on the lap of his naked body. Ioki felt his penis harden again, right under her vagina. She playfully swayed her hips a bit, as Tenchi got harder and pinker. He grabbed her shoulders and lay her down on the bed, bringing his lips to her ear.

"I want you."

Ioki pushed him back.

"Now, now, Tenchi, we must meet the family for breakfast."

She took a finger and tapped him lightly on the nose. They stood up, as Ioki grabbed a towel.

"We both need to take a shower."

"Can we take one at the same time for double efficiency?"

"Then we may take too long, and leave the family suspicious," She replied with a wink.

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Ioki stepped on the icy, white tile.

She touched the tip of her toe to the bitter cold, shivers circulating up and down her spine. Her long, straight hair stuck to her back, molding itself onto her skin with the moisture. She scooped it in her hands and rung it out, afterwards wrapping it in a dry, white towel.

The rest of her body was still wet, so she kept the turban of towel and hair atop her head as she encircled her torso with a larger towel.

She opened the door and stepped out, the warm mist of the bathroom flowing out as cold, crisp air moved into its place. A few more shivers circulated through her body as she stepped out.

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Tenchi had already showered and dressed, sitting at the breakfast table.

Kiyone glanced around the room.

"Tenchi?"

"Yes, Kiyone?"

"I know I'm not the one to talk much, but I've noticed something different..."

Sasami and Mihoshi quickly exchanged glances. After a few silent moments, Sasami finally spoke up.

"Yeah, it's been quiet lately..."

Ayeka twisted her chopsticks around in her noodles, making intricate designs and curling them on the sticks. She was obviously bored.

Sasami slumped in her chair, staring at her soup.

Mihoshi looked down at the table, and then looked up to see a look of dismay on everyone's face. In a sudden spark of anger, she stood up and slammed her fists on the table, knocking over a bowl of soup and startling the others.

"Don't you see?"

Everyone at the table stared at her, with wide open eyes and a hidden feeling of guilt.

"You act like nothing has happened! Don't you notice how quiet it has gotten?"

Washu frowned and exchanged glances with Ayeka.

"Do you know why it has gotten so quiet?"

Sasami turned her red eyes upward at Mihoshi.

"...Yeah, we all know..."

"Ryoko's gone!"

Ayeka turned to Sasami and Mihoshi. After staying silent most of the conversation, she told them what she had to say.

"I never thought I would say this, but life is worse without her."

The rest forgot about Mihoshi and turned their attention to Ayeka.

".............."

"This household is so much more dull..."

Tenchi stood.

"Everyone, I have soemthing to tell you."

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Ioki stepped out into the kitchen, fully dressed. To her shock, Sasami was in tears.

"What happened?"

The room silenced. With the story being told to the whole family, everyone came to realize who Ioki really was. Sasami ran to Ioki and frantically wrapped her arms around Ioki's stomach.

"Oh, Ryoko...I mean Ioki... we missed you so much!"

Ioki smiled warmly as she pat Sasami on the back.

"I missed you too."

((Well, what did you think? I want to thank all of you who have sticked with the story thorugh thick and thin, read all its chapters and anxiously awaited the next ones. Credit goes to William Thundergod Nichols, the one who inspired me to write drama, and my sister Natalie, who has encouraged me every step of the way! Don't forget to look for my new story! Formulating is already in progress! Can't wait to see you there! ;-) ::kisses::))