Author's Notes:
Kristin: Wazzup! My muses are gonna do the intro stuff! ^____^
Kokkan: Kristin, you're in the story. Go back in.
Kristin: *Whines and leaves*
Icy: Anyway! Didja like the last chapter? Didjadidjadidja?! *Bounces around the room* Welpers, here's the second chapter for it. This chapter covers John-John's adventure into the Deku Tree...next chapter will have Kristin and Cherri, and the chapter after will have Danielle in it. ^_^
Domino: Also, on a more serious note, we do not hate the Kokiri. We like the Kokiri.
Icy: But...I dunno, we had to make everybody in here stupid! So, sorry to all you Kokiri lovers out there. ^-^ Dun worry, the Gorons will get their share too...*Cackles evilly* Okeeeee...now off to the disclaimer...Someone else do it, I'm too lazy.*Wanders off in search of some cheese*
UnicornGirl: Hee, I'll do the disclaimer. Do I have to? I mean, it's obvious that only Nintendo owns Zelda...but, since they own some of our money since we bought the games, then does our money count as owning part of Nintendo? What if we bought stocks in Nintendo, maybe we own the Zelda part. And besides, does anyone really believe that we poor people, muses, actually could own Zel-
Kim: UnicornGirl, just do the stupid disclaimer.
UnicornGirl: ~_~ Fiiiiiiiiine. We don't own Zelda. Or Nintendo. Nuff said. *Leaves*
Kokkan: Um...warnings are heavy-bashing...Um...Anything else?
Domino: The chapterly review answerer thingie.
Kokkan: Oh yeah! Here we'll answer your reviews. If your review wasn't answered...we didn't see it before posting. Apologies. Now! Queen of the ManEating Bunnies: Continue we shall, and I doubt you're the Ashley as well, unless you a) lived in Florida for a time, b) was a pastor's daughter, and c) moved back up to...I forget which state. Kungfool: Yes, KILL MIDO! Heh. John-John is a friend of mine, but he acts like a martian so he requested to be wearing a shirt that said that. He's weird, I tell you! Galya: Thank ye, thank ye. The really scary thing about this is all the people we know agree that we really act like that. We're...nuts...Anyway! So now what?
Domino: I dunno...*Shrugs*
Kokkan: ...So get on with it!
Domino: Agreed. Anyway, just review the story.
Weird Hopping Shop Owner (WHSO): HELLLOOOO!!! WHATCHA GONNA BUY?!
John-John: *Blinks* Um...Wait...you look like Billy!
WHSO: WHO IS BILLY?! [1]
John-John: *Gets blown back by WHSO's breath* Ugh...get a Tick-Tack, man.
WHSO: WHAT'S A TICK TACK?!
John-John: *Smacks head* Never mind...Just give me a Deku Shield.
WHSO: *Slaps Deku Shield on the counter* FORTY RUPEES! *Continues hopping*
John-John: Don't have forty rupees. [2]
WHSO: *Takes back Deku Shield* NO RUPEES, NO SHIELD. DEAL WITH IT! NYHA!
John-John: *Whips out sword and holds it at WHSO's throat* Care to repeat that?
WHSO: Take it! Take the whole store! HELP! *Runs out*
John-John: *Rolls eyes* Wimp. *Takes all the merchandise. All but the Deku Shield disapear* Waa...? Rip-off!
Navi: Try pulling out a Deku Stick!
John-John: *Pulls Deku Stick out of thin air* So THAT'S how Link carries around all that junk. Cool.
Navi: Hey! Look! Listen! We'd better get going!
John-John: Hm? Oh yeah, right. *Walks out of the store*
*Back at the entrance to the Great Deku Tree's Meadow*
Mido: Wha?! You have a sword and shield? Um...what am I supposed to say now? *Looks at script* What? I'm supposed to let you through?! No way!
John-John: You won't let me through?
Mido: No!
John-John: *Stabs Mido in the heart with the sword, sending blood spraying everywhere*
Navi: Oh my gosh! You killed Mido! [3]
John-John: Be quiet, bug. *Slices Navi in half*
Navi: I hate you! *Falls in half and dies*
John-John: Heh. *Continues through the meadow*
*At the Great Deku Tree*
Great Deku Tree (GDT): Ah, Linketh, thou hast returneth.
John-John: Hm...who're you? Dad? Oh, this is pathetic. [4]
GDT: I doeth noteth understandeth.
John-John: Uh...forget it. Look, I know I need to break the curse inside of you and get the Spiritual Stone of the Forest, then go to see Zelda and then go to Death Moun-
GDT: Howeth dideth youeth knoweth?
John-John: *Sweatdrops* Don't ask. Just don't ask. Let me in.
GDT: Ah, veryeth welleth, Linketh. *Opens his mouth s...l...o...w...l...y...*
John-John: *Taps foot impatiently*
*Finally the mouth opens and out flies Navi*
John-John: Blast it! _
Navi: Link, you dummyhead! I AM IMMORTAL! MWAHAHAHAHAH-ack...! *Coughs*
John-John: *Sweatdrops*
GDT: Cometh ineth, John-Johneth.
John-John: Riiight...*Sweatdrops* Come on, bug.
Navi: I! Am! Not! A! Bug!
John-John: Whatever...bug. *Walks into the Great Deku Tree*
Navi: HEY! Come baaack!
*Inside the Great Deku Tree*
John-John: Someone explain to me how a tree could have doors and ladders in it. *Rolls eyes*
Navi: HEY LINK! Look! This wall has vines on it! Maybe you can climb it!
John-John: Be quiet, bug. *Climbs up the vines*
Navi: Harumph!
*Skipping a whole buncha junk, John-John and Navi are now at the ledge where you jump off to go through the spider web*
John-John: *Jumps off* BOOOOOOYAAAAAAA!
Navi: *Falling, too stupid to use her wings* WE'RE GONNA DIIEEEE!!!
Both: *Fall through the web and do a belly flop into the water*
John-John: Ow...
Navi: Ack! *Dies from a squashed stomach*
John-John: Yes! Rid of her for a milli second...
Navi: *Pops out of nowhere* Mwaha! I am back!
John-John: Hey, use your fairy powers and conjure up a slightshot.
Navi: But!
John-John: *Annoyed* Now. *Pulls out sword*
Navi: *Conjures up a slightshot*
John-John: Now lift me over to the other edge of the room.
Navi: But that's going against the rules!
John-John: NOW.
Navi: Oh, fine! *Lifts John-John up*
John-John: *Rubs two Deku Sticks together and lights the web on fire*
Dilandau: *Pops in* Fire! MWAHAHA!
Domino: *Pops in* Wrong story, Pickle! Get back here! *Grabs Dilandau and pops out* [5]
John-John: That...was freaky...
Navi: Oh yeah!
John-John: Oh well. *Jumps down the hole* BBBOOOOONNNNNZZZZZIIIII!
Navi: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!! *Falls down the hole, again not using her wings...*
John-John: *Runs past the Deku Scrubs, into Queen Ghoma's Lair, followed by Navi*
Navi: Oooh...A dark and stormy place! WATCH OUT! THAR SHE BLOWS! [6]
Queen Ghoma: *Drops from the ceiling* RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!
John-John: Aw, man. Does everyone here have bad breath?!
QG (Queen Ghoma): Oh me, oh my! I have bad breath? *Dumps a container of Tick Tacks in her mouth* Ahem! Hopefully that is better.
John-John: Aren't you...supposed to fight me...?
Navi: AGREED! AI! O.O TIS A TRAP, I TELL YE! *Falls over*
QG: Well, would you like a spot of tea? *Put on a pink apron and whips out a tea set*
John-John: Uh...
QG: One lump or two?
John-John: Aren't I supposed to kill you?
QG: Oh, yes. One moment. *Puts on a ton of makeup* Does that look any better? I want to look good when I die.
John-John: Uh...First a gift. Here, have a fairy snack as my thanks for the...uh...tea. *Tosses Navi into QG's mouth*
QG: Why thank ye, kind lad! Ah! Oh my! HAAAACK! *Falls over and dies from Navi poisoning*
John-John: Heh.
QG: *Disintegrates, and out pops a heart container and Navi*
Domino: *Pops in* That's all for know. Stay tuned for more, but feel free to look at something else while you wait...Of course, it you do, I'll brutally murder you, but what the heck!
Author's Notes:
[1] Billy was some annoying guy John-John and I's old youth class. ^_^;
[2] 40 rupees for a stinkin' piece of bark.Oh well. ^^;
[3] Does ANYONE get the joke?!
[4] John-John's dad is...um...John-John's dad. Yeah.
[5] Dilandau is my favorite character from the anime show 'Escaflowne'. John-John hates him, and I love him. The cause for many an argument. ^^; How'd I come up with Pickle? Dilandau - Dil - Dill Pickle - Pickle!
[6] The line 'thar she blows' comes from M*A*S*H. Shameless plugs. ^_^
Kristin: Wazzup! My muses are gonna do the intro stuff! ^____^
Kokkan: Kristin, you're in the story. Go back in.
Kristin: *Whines and leaves*
Icy: Anyway! Didja like the last chapter? Didjadidjadidja?! *Bounces around the room* Welpers, here's the second chapter for it. This chapter covers John-John's adventure into the Deku Tree...next chapter will have Kristin and Cherri, and the chapter after will have Danielle in it. ^_^
Domino: Also, on a more serious note, we do not hate the Kokiri. We like the Kokiri.
Icy: But...I dunno, we had to make everybody in here stupid! So, sorry to all you Kokiri lovers out there. ^-^ Dun worry, the Gorons will get their share too...*Cackles evilly* Okeeeee...now off to the disclaimer...Someone else do it, I'm too lazy.*Wanders off in search of some cheese*
UnicornGirl: Hee, I'll do the disclaimer. Do I have to? I mean, it's obvious that only Nintendo owns Zelda...but, since they own some of our money since we bought the games, then does our money count as owning part of Nintendo? What if we bought stocks in Nintendo, maybe we own the Zelda part. And besides, does anyone really believe that we poor people, muses, actually could own Zel-
Kim: UnicornGirl, just do the stupid disclaimer.
UnicornGirl: ~_~ Fiiiiiiiiine. We don't own Zelda. Or Nintendo. Nuff said. *Leaves*
Kokkan: Um...warnings are heavy-bashing...Um...Anything else?
Domino: The chapterly review answerer thingie.
Kokkan: Oh yeah! Here we'll answer your reviews. If your review wasn't answered...we didn't see it before posting. Apologies. Now! Queen of the ManEating Bunnies: Continue we shall, and I doubt you're the Ashley as well, unless you a) lived in Florida for a time, b) was a pastor's daughter, and c) moved back up to...I forget which state. Kungfool: Yes, KILL MIDO! Heh. John-John is a friend of mine, but he acts like a martian so he requested to be wearing a shirt that said that. He's weird, I tell you! Galya: Thank ye, thank ye. The really scary thing about this is all the people we know agree that we really act like that. We're...nuts...Anyway! So now what?
Domino: I dunno...*Shrugs*
Kokkan: ...So get on with it!
Domino: Agreed. Anyway, just review the story.
Weird Hopping Shop Owner (WHSO): HELLLOOOO!!! WHATCHA GONNA BUY?!
John-John: *Blinks* Um...Wait...you look like Billy!
WHSO: WHO IS BILLY?! [1]
John-John: *Gets blown back by WHSO's breath* Ugh...get a Tick-Tack, man.
WHSO: WHAT'S A TICK TACK?!
John-John: *Smacks head* Never mind...Just give me a Deku Shield.
WHSO: *Slaps Deku Shield on the counter* FORTY RUPEES! *Continues hopping*
John-John: Don't have forty rupees. [2]
WHSO: *Takes back Deku Shield* NO RUPEES, NO SHIELD. DEAL WITH IT! NYHA!
John-John: *Whips out sword and holds it at WHSO's throat* Care to repeat that?
WHSO: Take it! Take the whole store! HELP! *Runs out*
John-John: *Rolls eyes* Wimp. *Takes all the merchandise. All but the Deku Shield disapear* Waa...? Rip-off!
Navi: Try pulling out a Deku Stick!
John-John: *Pulls Deku Stick out of thin air* So THAT'S how Link carries around all that junk. Cool.
Navi: Hey! Look! Listen! We'd better get going!
John-John: Hm? Oh yeah, right. *Walks out of the store*
*Back at the entrance to the Great Deku Tree's Meadow*
Mido: Wha?! You have a sword and shield? Um...what am I supposed to say now? *Looks at script* What? I'm supposed to let you through?! No way!
John-John: You won't let me through?
Mido: No!
John-John: *Stabs Mido in the heart with the sword, sending blood spraying everywhere*
Navi: Oh my gosh! You killed Mido! [3]
John-John: Be quiet, bug. *Slices Navi in half*
Navi: I hate you! *Falls in half and dies*
John-John: Heh. *Continues through the meadow*
*At the Great Deku Tree*
Great Deku Tree (GDT): Ah, Linketh, thou hast returneth.
John-John: Hm...who're you? Dad? Oh, this is pathetic. [4]
GDT: I doeth noteth understandeth.
John-John: Uh...forget it. Look, I know I need to break the curse inside of you and get the Spiritual Stone of the Forest, then go to see Zelda and then go to Death Moun-
GDT: Howeth dideth youeth knoweth?
John-John: *Sweatdrops* Don't ask. Just don't ask. Let me in.
GDT: Ah, veryeth welleth, Linketh. *Opens his mouth s...l...o...w...l...y...*
John-John: *Taps foot impatiently*
*Finally the mouth opens and out flies Navi*
John-John: Blast it! _
Navi: Link, you dummyhead! I AM IMMORTAL! MWAHAHAHAHAH-ack...! *Coughs*
John-John: *Sweatdrops*
GDT: Cometh ineth, John-Johneth.
John-John: Riiight...*Sweatdrops* Come on, bug.
Navi: I! Am! Not! A! Bug!
John-John: Whatever...bug. *Walks into the Great Deku Tree*
Navi: HEY! Come baaack!
*Inside the Great Deku Tree*
John-John: Someone explain to me how a tree could have doors and ladders in it. *Rolls eyes*
Navi: HEY LINK! Look! This wall has vines on it! Maybe you can climb it!
John-John: Be quiet, bug. *Climbs up the vines*
Navi: Harumph!
*Skipping a whole buncha junk, John-John and Navi are now at the ledge where you jump off to go through the spider web*
John-John: *Jumps off* BOOOOOOYAAAAAAA!
Navi: *Falling, too stupid to use her wings* WE'RE GONNA DIIEEEE!!!
Both: *Fall through the web and do a belly flop into the water*
John-John: Ow...
Navi: Ack! *Dies from a squashed stomach*
John-John: Yes! Rid of her for a milli second...
Navi: *Pops out of nowhere* Mwaha! I am back!
John-John: Hey, use your fairy powers and conjure up a slightshot.
Navi: But!
John-John: *Annoyed* Now. *Pulls out sword*
Navi: *Conjures up a slightshot*
John-John: Now lift me over to the other edge of the room.
Navi: But that's going against the rules!
John-John: NOW.
Navi: Oh, fine! *Lifts John-John up*
John-John: *Rubs two Deku Sticks together and lights the web on fire*
Dilandau: *Pops in* Fire! MWAHAHA!
Domino: *Pops in* Wrong story, Pickle! Get back here! *Grabs Dilandau and pops out* [5]
John-John: That...was freaky...
Navi: Oh yeah!
John-John: Oh well. *Jumps down the hole* BBBOOOOONNNNNZZZZZIIIII!
Navi: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!! *Falls down the hole, again not using her wings...*
John-John: *Runs past the Deku Scrubs, into Queen Ghoma's Lair, followed by Navi*
Navi: Oooh...A dark and stormy place! WATCH OUT! THAR SHE BLOWS! [6]
Queen Ghoma: *Drops from the ceiling* RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!
John-John: Aw, man. Does everyone here have bad breath?!
QG (Queen Ghoma): Oh me, oh my! I have bad breath? *Dumps a container of Tick Tacks in her mouth* Ahem! Hopefully that is better.
John-John: Aren't you...supposed to fight me...?
Navi: AGREED! AI! O.O TIS A TRAP, I TELL YE! *Falls over*
QG: Well, would you like a spot of tea? *Put on a pink apron and whips out a tea set*
John-John: Uh...
QG: One lump or two?
John-John: Aren't I supposed to kill you?
QG: Oh, yes. One moment. *Puts on a ton of makeup* Does that look any better? I want to look good when I die.
John-John: Uh...First a gift. Here, have a fairy snack as my thanks for the...uh...tea. *Tosses Navi into QG's mouth*
QG: Why thank ye, kind lad! Ah! Oh my! HAAAACK! *Falls over and dies from Navi poisoning*
John-John: Heh.
QG: *Disintegrates, and out pops a heart container and Navi*
Domino: *Pops in* That's all for know. Stay tuned for more, but feel free to look at something else while you wait...Of course, it you do, I'll brutally murder you, but what the heck!
Author's Notes:
[1] Billy was some annoying guy John-John and I's old youth class. ^_^;
[2] 40 rupees for a stinkin' piece of bark.Oh well. ^^;
[3] Does ANYONE get the joke?!
[4] John-John's dad is...um...John-John's dad. Yeah.
[5] Dilandau is my favorite character from the anime show 'Escaflowne'. John-John hates him, and I love him. The cause for many an argument. ^^; How'd I come up with Pickle? Dilandau - Dil - Dill Pickle - Pickle!
[6] The line 'thar she blows' comes from M*A*S*H. Shameless plugs. ^_^