Author Notes:
Icy: *Twirls flag* Yay, anudder chapter is up! ^_^ This time, it has Kristin an' Cherri!
Kokkan: And we care why...?
Icy: *Pummels Kokkan to the ground* Be quiet! _
Kokkan: *Freezes Icy* Moron. *Bored* We don't own Zelda...*Walks out*
~~~
Kristin: Merph...Chocolate eats peanut butter all the time, rock boy.Eeheehaa.Hm? *Wakes up* Waa? Where the spoony am I? *Looks around* Dirt...dirt...I'M SURROUNDED BY DIRT! KYAA! *Screams*
Evil Shadow Thingie: SQUEEEEAK!
Kristin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
EST: *Turns out to be a Business Scrub* SQUEAK! What are you doing in my tunnel?! SQUEAK!
Kristin: ^o^ A DEKU SCRUB! WHEE! *Glomps Business Scrub* [1]
Business Scrub: OUT OF MY SQUEAK TUNNEL! NOW! SQUEEEAK! *Kicks Kristin and sends her flying through the Deku Flower*
Kristin: *In broad daylight* Oy vey...Moronic Scrub...*Starts singing 'No Scrubs' by TLC.Then looks at hands* KYAA! What is this?! I'm made of wood! *Scuttles over to water* WHAT?! I'm...sorta...a...Skull Kid?! But not...I mean, sorta Skull Kid, sorta Hylian?! ARGH! *Curls in a little ball and sniffles* [2]
Unknown Voice: WHO GOES THERE?!
Kristin: *Whips out Pointy Deku Stick (PDS) and holds it menacingly* Huzzah! I am Kristin, um...the half Skull Kid, half Hylian! Tremble in fear! *Waves PDS about*
UV: AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED?!
Kristin: Ah...no. Who goes there, Unknown Voice?!
UV: *Steps into the light, revealing itself to be.*
Kristin: MRS. CARTER?! MY EVIL FOURTH GRADE TEACHER?! NOOO!!! ;_; [3]
UV: I am not Mrs. Carter, and I am certainly not a teacher! I am Mya, Gerudo ninja! *Dramatic, cheesy music blares*
Kristin: True, true. The Mrs. Carter I know would never wear pants, much less a crop top. *Raises wooden eyebrow* But wait...Gerudo ninja?! I'M IN MY GAME! HOLY MAN EATING CHICKEN BULLDOZER NAPTIME SOMBRERO! O.O
Mya: What are you yabbering about?! I should kill you here, but since you are a female, I will let you live if you join the Gerudo.
Kristin: *Sparkly eyes* I love the Gerudo! I'd love to join! I love chocolate!
Mya: Riiight...
*At Gerudo Fortress*
Mya: Now we must see the great Olyshia, leader of the Gerudo. *Nods*
Kristin: *Twitches madly and scuttles after Mya* Nice, let's hurry up already, Mrs. Carter!
Mya: I'm not Mrs. Carter. -_-
Kristin: Ah, but you are! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! EHEEEHEEEHAAA! *Scuttles in circles and waves PDS about*
Mya: She's insane! O.O
Kristin: *Follows Mya into the throne room*
Olyshia: I am Olyshia, leader of the Gerudo. Who goes there?
Kristin: *Sarcastic* Well, we didn't think you were leader of the Zoras, y'know.
Mya: It is I-
Kristin: Mrs. Carter! ^_~
Mya: IAMNOTMRS.CARTER! Anyway...I have brought you a half-Hylian, half- Skull Kid girl who wants to help us.
Olyshia: Very well. What do you want in return?
Kristin: Well, I wanna have you guys help me find my friends Cherri and John-John and Danielle. And give me a pound of chocolate. And that's all, folks! ^.^
Olyshia: ...Cherri? That's what Nabooru has been calling herself since this morning. Mya, get her.
Kristin: *Looks up at Olyshia* Yep, yep, it may be-WHAT?! MRS. DANIELS?! MY OLD PRINCIPAL?! KYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! @_@ [4]
Olyshia: *Raises eyebrow* You are insane.
Kristin: Thanks for stating the obvious. ~_~
Mya: I'm back, and here is Nabooru.
Cherri: I! AM! CHERRI! NOT! NABOORU! Kristin?! HI!
Kristin: Cherri! ^_^ *Glomps Cherri* Where have you BEEN?!
Cherri: Um...locked in my room 'cause they keep sayin' I'm Nabooru and I keep sayin' I'm Cherri...Who are these people, anyway?
Kristin: *Puts on bifocals and a lab coat, and whips out a blackboard and pointer* According to my calculations, the controller flying into my video game console ruined the elephanetums elements, with disrupted the zookie mechanism and caused the mweeheehacckaton element to overload, resulting in our current predicament.
All: *Blank stares*
Kristin: Basically, Cherri, you and I are stuck in my game, without knowing where John-John and Danielle are, and I have no clue how we got here.
Mya: They're insane. O_o
Olyshia: Mya, take them on a raiding party...Only go to Kokiri Forest, so they won't have any trouble, but it may clear their brains up.
Mya: You got it. Come on, kids, you heard her. Up and at 'em.
Kristin: YAY! We'll be riding across Hyrule Field, the wind in our hair-
Mya: We're walking.
Kristin: -Oh. *Pouts*
Cherri: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Olyshia: Are you finished yet?!
Cherri: -an.
Mya: Now, let's go.
Icy: *Pops in* MWAHAHA! That is all! The next chapter will have them meetin' John-John...and don't worry, Danielle is coming up shortly. EEEHEEEHAAA! ^_~
Author's Notes:
[1] *Singing* Oh, how I love glooommmping.^_^ Much to my friends' dismay. (Mainly Samuel and John-John. They're abused. But they're so CUTE when they get annoyed! *Pokes*)
[2] I wanted to be a Skull Kid, but I wanted to be a Hylian. Thus, a halfing was born. How that happened, I don't want to know. O_o;;;
[3] Oh, how evil she was.
[4] The Wicked Witch herself.
Icy: *Twirls flag* Yay, anudder chapter is up! ^_^ This time, it has Kristin an' Cherri!
Kokkan: And we care why...?
Icy: *Pummels Kokkan to the ground* Be quiet! _
Kokkan: *Freezes Icy* Moron. *Bored* We don't own Zelda...*Walks out*
~~~
Kristin: Merph...Chocolate eats peanut butter all the time, rock boy.Eeheehaa.Hm? *Wakes up* Waa? Where the spoony am I? *Looks around* Dirt...dirt...I'M SURROUNDED BY DIRT! KYAA! *Screams*
Evil Shadow Thingie: SQUEEEEAK!
Kristin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
EST: *Turns out to be a Business Scrub* SQUEAK! What are you doing in my tunnel?! SQUEAK!
Kristin: ^o^ A DEKU SCRUB! WHEE! *Glomps Business Scrub* [1]
Business Scrub: OUT OF MY SQUEAK TUNNEL! NOW! SQUEEEAK! *Kicks Kristin and sends her flying through the Deku Flower*
Kristin: *In broad daylight* Oy vey...Moronic Scrub...*Starts singing 'No Scrubs' by TLC.Then looks at hands* KYAA! What is this?! I'm made of wood! *Scuttles over to water* WHAT?! I'm...sorta...a...Skull Kid?! But not...I mean, sorta Skull Kid, sorta Hylian?! ARGH! *Curls in a little ball and sniffles* [2]
Unknown Voice: WHO GOES THERE?!
Kristin: *Whips out Pointy Deku Stick (PDS) and holds it menacingly* Huzzah! I am Kristin, um...the half Skull Kid, half Hylian! Tremble in fear! *Waves PDS about*
UV: AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED?!
Kristin: Ah...no. Who goes there, Unknown Voice?!
UV: *Steps into the light, revealing itself to be.*
Kristin: MRS. CARTER?! MY EVIL FOURTH GRADE TEACHER?! NOOO!!! ;_; [3]
UV: I am not Mrs. Carter, and I am certainly not a teacher! I am Mya, Gerudo ninja! *Dramatic, cheesy music blares*
Kristin: True, true. The Mrs. Carter I know would never wear pants, much less a crop top. *Raises wooden eyebrow* But wait...Gerudo ninja?! I'M IN MY GAME! HOLY MAN EATING CHICKEN BULLDOZER NAPTIME SOMBRERO! O.O
Mya: What are you yabbering about?! I should kill you here, but since you are a female, I will let you live if you join the Gerudo.
Kristin: *Sparkly eyes* I love the Gerudo! I'd love to join! I love chocolate!
Mya: Riiight...
*At Gerudo Fortress*
Mya: Now we must see the great Olyshia, leader of the Gerudo. *Nods*
Kristin: *Twitches madly and scuttles after Mya* Nice, let's hurry up already, Mrs. Carter!
Mya: I'm not Mrs. Carter. -_-
Kristin: Ah, but you are! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! EHEEEHEEEHAAA! *Scuttles in circles and waves PDS about*
Mya: She's insane! O.O
Kristin: *Follows Mya into the throne room*
Olyshia: I am Olyshia, leader of the Gerudo. Who goes there?
Kristin: *Sarcastic* Well, we didn't think you were leader of the Zoras, y'know.
Mya: It is I-
Kristin: Mrs. Carter! ^_~
Mya: IAMNOTMRS.CARTER! Anyway...I have brought you a half-Hylian, half- Skull Kid girl who wants to help us.
Olyshia: Very well. What do you want in return?
Kristin: Well, I wanna have you guys help me find my friends Cherri and John-John and Danielle. And give me a pound of chocolate. And that's all, folks! ^.^
Olyshia: ...Cherri? That's what Nabooru has been calling herself since this morning. Mya, get her.
Kristin: *Looks up at Olyshia* Yep, yep, it may be-WHAT?! MRS. DANIELS?! MY OLD PRINCIPAL?! KYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! @_@ [4]
Olyshia: *Raises eyebrow* You are insane.
Kristin: Thanks for stating the obvious. ~_~
Mya: I'm back, and here is Nabooru.
Cherri: I! AM! CHERRI! NOT! NABOORU! Kristin?! HI!
Kristin: Cherri! ^_^ *Glomps Cherri* Where have you BEEN?!
Cherri: Um...locked in my room 'cause they keep sayin' I'm Nabooru and I keep sayin' I'm Cherri...Who are these people, anyway?
Kristin: *Puts on bifocals and a lab coat, and whips out a blackboard and pointer* According to my calculations, the controller flying into my video game console ruined the elephanetums elements, with disrupted the zookie mechanism and caused the mweeheehacckaton element to overload, resulting in our current predicament.
All: *Blank stares*
Kristin: Basically, Cherri, you and I are stuck in my game, without knowing where John-John and Danielle are, and I have no clue how we got here.
Mya: They're insane. O_o
Olyshia: Mya, take them on a raiding party...Only go to Kokiri Forest, so they won't have any trouble, but it may clear their brains up.
Mya: You got it. Come on, kids, you heard her. Up and at 'em.
Kristin: YAY! We'll be riding across Hyrule Field, the wind in our hair-
Mya: We're walking.
Kristin: -Oh. *Pouts*
Cherri: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Olyshia: Are you finished yet?!
Cherri: -an.
Mya: Now, let's go.
Icy: *Pops in* MWAHAHA! That is all! The next chapter will have them meetin' John-John...and don't worry, Danielle is coming up shortly. EEEHEEEHAAA! ^_~
Author's Notes:
[1] *Singing* Oh, how I love glooommmping.^_^ Much to my friends' dismay. (Mainly Samuel and John-John. They're abused. But they're so CUTE when they get annoyed! *Pokes*)
[2] I wanted to be a Skull Kid, but I wanted to be a Hylian. Thus, a halfing was born. How that happened, I don't want to know. O_o;;;
[3] Oh, how evil she was.
[4] The Wicked Witch herself.