Author Notes:
Icy: HI! HERE'S ANOTHER FANFIC! WHOOWHEEE!
Kokkan: *Sticks in earplugs* She's on a sugar high, folks. Bear with us.
Dilandau: I'll take care of it! *Picks up Domino and begins to cart her off*
Icy: WHEE! I'm getting carried by my favorite bishonen! *Cries tears of joy*
Dilandau: ...Eh? *Sweatdrops*
Domino: *Walks in* Riiight. Stupid muses' helpers. Anyway, we don't own Zelda. *Walks away*
Kokkan: Aaaand, for the Reader Review Rant. Heh! Nyam Nyam: Teachers are evil. Most, anyway. I had a few good ones...Err...few being key word, heh heh! ^_^ Sagitar Darkclaw: I had the same problem. I was laughing so hard and so long I felt I was going to puke.
Icy: *Sticks head in* It wasn't a pretty picture, let me tell you! Got ALL over the white carpet! I had to use all the bleaches in the world to get the stain out. And the SMELL! It was-
Kokkan: *Smacks Icy* SHADDUP! Ahem. Go on, read an' review. *Walks off*
*~*~*
John-John: *Walks out of woods tossing Stone up and down* Pretty nice of him just to give me this Spiritual Stone. And pretty nice that I found my backpack just outside my treehouse...I hated Link's clothes anyway.
Navi: Well, you did fix the curse on the Deku Tree, and as for your clothes, you're a moron!
John-John: You know what, I've had enough of you. *Pulls out Deku Stick and bats Navi into next week* Finally she's gone. *Sighs*
Meanwhile...
Kristin: IF I WALK ONE MORE MILE I'LL SCREAM!
Cherri: Kristin, you _are_ screaming.
Kristin: That's besides the point. -_-;
Mya: SHUT UP! There's a weird looking guy ahead, we should rob him!
MWAHAHAHAHA!
Cherri: *Raises eyebrow* How weird are we talking when we say weird?
Mya: Weirder than Kristin.
Kristin: EEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Cherri: *Sweatdrops* That has to be bad...Sounds like John-John.
Mya: WHO?! YOU KNOW A MAN?!
Cherri: Man? Uh...What man? I don't know any men!
Kristin: Excluding Ganondork...I mean dorf. *Snickers*
*A white ball of light streaks toward Kristin*
Kristin: LOOK! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's-*Gets smacked on the head*
-A jerk.
Mya: AH! THE MAN IS ATTACKING! What a CLEVER assault! *Nod nod*
Meanwhile...
John-John: *Listening to his walk-man, completely oblivious* I LOVE this song! ^_^ *Looks up* Whoa, three weird lookin' women! O_o
And yet again, meanwhile...
Kristin: *Cups fairy in her hands* YOU POOR THING! Are you alright?
Navi: I would be if Link would stop killing me!
Kristin: Aw...poor thing...Wait...Does Link, per chance, call himself
John-John?
Navi: YES! He's a moron! He calls me Ashley!
Kristin: ASHLEY! *Drops Navi*
Navi: OW!
Kristin: *Gets idea*
Cherri: I'm not saying anything...Why not? [1]
Mya: Be quiet! _ He's coming!
Kristin: Come closer, my dear little Navi.
Navi: *Flies closer*
Kristin: *Uses PDS and bats Navi to the weird looking stranger*
John-John: *Bats it back*
*A game of baseball ensues*
Mya: STRIIIIIIIIKE!
Cherri: *Waves pom poms* GO KRISTIN! GO KRISTIN! IT'S YER BIRTHDAY! NOT REALLY! [2]
Kristin: Okay...*Bats Navi into the Lost Woods*
*In the Lost Woods*
Skull Kid1: Ooo, what is this strange thing? *Picks up Navi*
Skull Kid2: A fairy, you dolt! Mweheehee!
Skull Kid1: Hey! *Whisper whisper*
Skull Kid2: *Grins evilly and takes Navi* Ready?
Skull Kid1: *Aims dart gun* PULL!
Skull Kid2: *Throws Navi*
Navi: AH! @_@
*The target practice goes on for hours. It just keeps going, and going, and
going...*
*Tape stops rolling*
John-John: *Pops in holding marker* Hey, guys! Y'know, since I'm supposed
to be Link, I'm the main character, right? Well, this story is about me,
not a fairy and stupid Skull Kids.
*In background* Kristin: HEY! I'M HALF SKULL KID, MORON!
John-John: My point exactly. *Gets shot in the back of the head by some
darts* Anyway, this story is about ME. Not Navi. *Draws X over Navi* Okay? Good.
Sorry to slow you down. *Looks at Navi and scribbles* Uh...eh-heh. Bye.
*Runs off*
*Tape starts rolling again* [3]
Mya: DIE WEIRDO...guy thingie! *Attacks John-John*
Kristin & Cherri: WE SHOULD HELP! *Dramatic music plays* *Both throw
rocks at Mya*
Mya: *Gets brained by a rock, falls on John-John's sword...We leave the
after effects of this to your imagination*
The Final, Largest Rock: *Smacks John-John on the head, he falls unconsious*
Cherri: Now we've done it.
Kristin: We're doomed when he gets up. O_O;
*An hour later*
John-John: *Groans* I feel like I've gotten run over by a semi...
*Semi runs over him*
John-John: Okay, now I REALLY feel like I've been run over by a
semi...Wait...They don't HAVE semis in Hyrule. What gives?
Domino: *Pops in* SHUT UP! I'm allowed to have plot holes! *Pops out*
John-John: Wacko. *Looks around* WHO ARE YOU WEIRDOS?!
Kristin: WEIRDOS!? Well...I guess I do look kinda weird. See, it's me,
Kristin! ^_^
Cherri: And me, Cherri. ^_~
John-John: See? You guys are weirdos.
Kristin: *Sniffles and curls into a ball*
John-John: Cherri, you like soccer, don'tcha?
Cherri: Don't even think about it.
John-John: *Kicks Kristin* Too late. [4]
Kristin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Goes flying through a roof miles away, lands on chemistry set*
Cherri: Wow. You're better than I thought.
John-John: It must be the game. Anything can happen in virtual reality.
Cherri: True, true. Now let's go find Kristin...
John-John: So I can kick her into HYRULE CASTLE! HAHAHA!
Cherri: *Sweatdrops* Nooo, so you can apologize.
John-John: I don't apologize.
Navi: *Flies up* I HATE SKULL KIDS! I HATE YOU! I HATE THE WORLD!
#^(*@#%$@%$#^$%&$#$*$%*&#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cherri: Whoa, she's chipper.
John-John: That's nothing compared to my vocabulary. See? Navi is a *&^%
and a *&%$#^ weirdo and she's &^$&^*^.
*The above has been censored to keep this rated PG*
*Back to ME! ^_^*
Kristin: Oooooohhhh...Where am I? I'm gonna feel this in the
morning...*Rubs back*
Strange Psyco Voice (SPV): WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY RESEARCH?!
Kristin: AAAAH! A Strange Psycho Voice! *Trembles in terror and whips out
PDS*
SPV: Ooh, you found my Deku Stick! *Snatches it*
Kristin: Waa? *Whips out dart gun*
SPV: And my dart gun! You are so nice! *Snatches dart gun*
Kristin: *Jumps out of rubble*
SPV: You found my firewood! How kind! *Snatches Kristin*
Kristin: PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN!
SPV: Waa? A SKULL KID! THIEF! #^&*$!!!
*Guards run up from out of nowhere*
Guard1: We'll take this from you, sir.
SPV: How did you find her?
Guard1: Warp holes. Very convenient.
SPV: I am in debt. Is there anything I can do?
Guard2: Do you have a donut? *Looks up hopefully*
SPV: BAD COP! NO DONUT! @%^E%#$%!!!
Guard3: *Pulls out sword* Excuse me?
SPV: Cream or jelly?
Guard2: Donuts! Danku! Danku! ^_^ *Cries tears of joy*
Guard1: *Drags Kristin across Hyrule Field*
John-John & Cherri: *See Kristin being dragged past them*
John-John: *Waves*
Cherri: WHAT?! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! WE ARE THE X-MEN! *Cheesy music blares*
John-John: NO! I AM ON THE X-FORCE! *Cherri glares at him* Oh alright...*Walks over* Here, I'll help. *Kicks Kristin into Hyrule Castle*
Cherri: O_O I MEANT HELP KRISTIN, YOU MORON BIRD BRAIN!
John-John: I did help her. She didn't have to get dragged in the field.
Cherri: -_-; Aaaaahhh...you're impossible.
Domino: *Pops in* You know the drill. Read, review, or else I'll test out my theory of how quickly gasoline burns up on you.
Author's Notes:
[1] Poor, poor, Cherri. I have too many characters already, and I'll be adding more...The pain, the pain...
[2] Cherri really is a cheerleader. Not me. I'd kill myself.
[3] Yes, I got that from Emperor's New Groove. So shoot me. *Sticks out tongue*
[4] Both John-John and Cherri adore soccer. I'm partial to hockey myself. Now you can see how cruel John-John is.
Icy: HI! HERE'S ANOTHER FANFIC! WHOOWHEEE!
Kokkan: *Sticks in earplugs* She's on a sugar high, folks. Bear with us.
Dilandau: I'll take care of it! *Picks up Domino and begins to cart her off*
Icy: WHEE! I'm getting carried by my favorite bishonen! *Cries tears of joy*
Dilandau: ...Eh? *Sweatdrops*
Domino: *Walks in* Riiight. Stupid muses' helpers. Anyway, we don't own Zelda. *Walks away*
Kokkan: Aaaand, for the Reader Review Rant. Heh! Nyam Nyam: Teachers are evil. Most, anyway. I had a few good ones...Err...few being key word, heh heh! ^_^ Sagitar Darkclaw: I had the same problem. I was laughing so hard and so long I felt I was going to puke.
Icy: *Sticks head in* It wasn't a pretty picture, let me tell you! Got ALL over the white carpet! I had to use all the bleaches in the world to get the stain out. And the SMELL! It was-
Kokkan: *Smacks Icy* SHADDUP! Ahem. Go on, read an' review. *Walks off*
*~*~*
John-John: *Walks out of woods tossing Stone up and down* Pretty nice of him just to give me this Spiritual Stone. And pretty nice that I found my backpack just outside my treehouse...I hated Link's clothes anyway.
Navi: Well, you did fix the curse on the Deku Tree, and as for your clothes, you're a moron!
John-John: You know what, I've had enough of you. *Pulls out Deku Stick and bats Navi into next week* Finally she's gone. *Sighs*
Meanwhile...
Kristin: IF I WALK ONE MORE MILE I'LL SCREAM!
Cherri: Kristin, you _are_ screaming.
Kristin: That's besides the point. -_-;
Mya: SHUT UP! There's a weird looking guy ahead, we should rob him!
MWAHAHAHAHA!
Cherri: *Raises eyebrow* How weird are we talking when we say weird?
Mya: Weirder than Kristin.
Kristin: EEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Cherri: *Sweatdrops* That has to be bad...Sounds like John-John.
Mya: WHO?! YOU KNOW A MAN?!
Cherri: Man? Uh...What man? I don't know any men!
Kristin: Excluding Ganondork...I mean dorf. *Snickers*
*A white ball of light streaks toward Kristin*
Kristin: LOOK! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's-*Gets smacked on the head*
-A jerk.
Mya: AH! THE MAN IS ATTACKING! What a CLEVER assault! *Nod nod*
Meanwhile...
John-John: *Listening to his walk-man, completely oblivious* I LOVE this song! ^_^ *Looks up* Whoa, three weird lookin' women! O_o
And yet again, meanwhile...
Kristin: *Cups fairy in her hands* YOU POOR THING! Are you alright?
Navi: I would be if Link would stop killing me!
Kristin: Aw...poor thing...Wait...Does Link, per chance, call himself
John-John?
Navi: YES! He's a moron! He calls me Ashley!
Kristin: ASHLEY! *Drops Navi*
Navi: OW!
Kristin: *Gets idea*
Cherri: I'm not saying anything...Why not? [1]
Mya: Be quiet! _ He's coming!
Kristin: Come closer, my dear little Navi.
Navi: *Flies closer*
Kristin: *Uses PDS and bats Navi to the weird looking stranger*
John-John: *Bats it back*
*A game of baseball ensues*
Mya: STRIIIIIIIIKE!
Cherri: *Waves pom poms* GO KRISTIN! GO KRISTIN! IT'S YER BIRTHDAY! NOT REALLY! [2]
Kristin: Okay...*Bats Navi into the Lost Woods*
*In the Lost Woods*
Skull Kid1: Ooo, what is this strange thing? *Picks up Navi*
Skull Kid2: A fairy, you dolt! Mweheehee!
Skull Kid1: Hey! *Whisper whisper*
Skull Kid2: *Grins evilly and takes Navi* Ready?
Skull Kid1: *Aims dart gun* PULL!
Skull Kid2: *Throws Navi*
Navi: AH! @_@
*The target practice goes on for hours. It just keeps going, and going, and
going...*
*Tape stops rolling*
John-John: *Pops in holding marker* Hey, guys! Y'know, since I'm supposed
to be Link, I'm the main character, right? Well, this story is about me,
not a fairy and stupid Skull Kids.
*In background* Kristin: HEY! I'M HALF SKULL KID, MORON!
John-John: My point exactly. *Gets shot in the back of the head by some
darts* Anyway, this story is about ME. Not Navi. *Draws X over Navi* Okay? Good.
Sorry to slow you down. *Looks at Navi and scribbles* Uh...eh-heh. Bye.
*Runs off*
*Tape starts rolling again* [3]
Mya: DIE WEIRDO...guy thingie! *Attacks John-John*
Kristin & Cherri: WE SHOULD HELP! *Dramatic music plays* *Both throw
rocks at Mya*
Mya: *Gets brained by a rock, falls on John-John's sword...We leave the
after effects of this to your imagination*
The Final, Largest Rock: *Smacks John-John on the head, he falls unconsious*
Cherri: Now we've done it.
Kristin: We're doomed when he gets up. O_O;
*An hour later*
John-John: *Groans* I feel like I've gotten run over by a semi...
*Semi runs over him*
John-John: Okay, now I REALLY feel like I've been run over by a
semi...Wait...They don't HAVE semis in Hyrule. What gives?
Domino: *Pops in* SHUT UP! I'm allowed to have plot holes! *Pops out*
John-John: Wacko. *Looks around* WHO ARE YOU WEIRDOS?!
Kristin: WEIRDOS!? Well...I guess I do look kinda weird. See, it's me,
Kristin! ^_^
Cherri: And me, Cherri. ^_~
John-John: See? You guys are weirdos.
Kristin: *Sniffles and curls into a ball*
John-John: Cherri, you like soccer, don'tcha?
Cherri: Don't even think about it.
John-John: *Kicks Kristin* Too late. [4]
Kristin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Goes flying through a roof miles away, lands on chemistry set*
Cherri: Wow. You're better than I thought.
John-John: It must be the game. Anything can happen in virtual reality.
Cherri: True, true. Now let's go find Kristin...
John-John: So I can kick her into HYRULE CASTLE! HAHAHA!
Cherri: *Sweatdrops* Nooo, so you can apologize.
John-John: I don't apologize.
Navi: *Flies up* I HATE SKULL KIDS! I HATE YOU! I HATE THE WORLD!
#^(*@#%$@%$#^$%&$#$*$%*&#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cherri: Whoa, she's chipper.
John-John: That's nothing compared to my vocabulary. See? Navi is a *&^%
and a *&%$#^ weirdo and she's &^$&^*^.
*The above has been censored to keep this rated PG*
*Back to ME! ^_^*
Kristin: Oooooohhhh...Where am I? I'm gonna feel this in the
morning...*Rubs back*
Strange Psyco Voice (SPV): WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY RESEARCH?!
Kristin: AAAAH! A Strange Psycho Voice! *Trembles in terror and whips out
PDS*
SPV: Ooh, you found my Deku Stick! *Snatches it*
Kristin: Waa? *Whips out dart gun*
SPV: And my dart gun! You are so nice! *Snatches dart gun*
Kristin: *Jumps out of rubble*
SPV: You found my firewood! How kind! *Snatches Kristin*
Kristin: PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN!
SPV: Waa? A SKULL KID! THIEF! #^&*$!!!
*Guards run up from out of nowhere*
Guard1: We'll take this from you, sir.
SPV: How did you find her?
Guard1: Warp holes. Very convenient.
SPV: I am in debt. Is there anything I can do?
Guard2: Do you have a donut? *Looks up hopefully*
SPV: BAD COP! NO DONUT! @%^E%#$%!!!
Guard3: *Pulls out sword* Excuse me?
SPV: Cream or jelly?
Guard2: Donuts! Danku! Danku! ^_^ *Cries tears of joy*
Guard1: *Drags Kristin across Hyrule Field*
John-John & Cherri: *See Kristin being dragged past them*
John-John: *Waves*
Cherri: WHAT?! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! WE ARE THE X-MEN! *Cheesy music blares*
John-John: NO! I AM ON THE X-FORCE! *Cherri glares at him* Oh alright...*Walks over* Here, I'll help. *Kicks Kristin into Hyrule Castle*
Cherri: O_O I MEANT HELP KRISTIN, YOU MORON BIRD BRAIN!
John-John: I did help her. She didn't have to get dragged in the field.
Cherri: -_-; Aaaaahhh...you're impossible.
Domino: *Pops in* You know the drill. Read, review, or else I'll test out my theory of how quickly gasoline burns up on you.
Author's Notes:
[1] Poor, poor, Cherri. I have too many characters already, and I'll be adding more...The pain, the pain...
[2] Cherri really is a cheerleader. Not me. I'd kill myself.
[3] Yes, I got that from Emperor's New Groove. So shoot me. *Sticks out tongue*
[4] Both John-John and Cherri adore soccer. I'm partial to hockey myself. Now you can see how cruel John-John is.