Author's Notes:
Kokkan: Hello! I have one of my fellow muses here. Say hi.
UnicornGirl: Hello! ^_^
Kokkan: You've met her before, but I haven't introduced her. She's hosting this chapter.
UnicornGirl: *Pokes Kokkan with horn* I'm going to do the disclaimer now. We don't own Zelda...but we do own the insanity! *Grins*
Domino: *Pops in* Read and review! Now! Marcho! Many thanks go to fellow muses Icy and UnicornGirl for their slight help in this fic. *Bows* And now for the Reader Review Rant! Nyam Nyam: That's a verrrry good idea...Since I've already got up to Chapter 11 complete, it won't happen for awhile but for the part I'm still writing...hmmmmm...*Cackle*
*Back to me...again...*
Kristin: AAAAAAHHHH!!! *Crash lands next to Zelda* Oy vey...Huh? CHARITY?! O_O
Zelda: No, I am princess Zelda of Hyrule, who is completely brainless and does absolutely no good, and ends up dressing as a man, only to be captured by Ganon.
Kristin: Eh...? O_O *Blinks*
Guards: AHAHA! WE WILL PROTECT YOU, ZELDA! *Swarm Kristin*
Kristin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*John-John and Cherri enter the courtyard using a jetpack*
Guards: WHAT IS THIS FIRE SPEWING DEMON?! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
*All but Zelda, one guard, and me leave*
Kristin: Hey, where'd you guys GET a jetpack?!
John-John: You will be surprised what will fit in a backpack...
Kristin: I won't even ask.
John-John: Good.
Cherri: NOW! Let's get Kristin, get out, and you HAVE to apologize!
John-John: *Picks up Kristin* I'll get her out! *Punches Kristin over wall*
Kristin: I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! *Ding*
John-John: Gotta keep up my reputation...*Smirks*
Cherri: *Smacks forehead*
Zelda: OH MY! An evil demon fellow! Wait, do you have a GREEN AND SHINING STONE?!
John-John: No.
Zelda: Huh? But you're supposed to...*Faints from confusion* @_@
Guard: AH! YOU HARMED PRINCESS ZELDA! I will KILL YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!
John-John: Come again? *Whips out bomb and tosses it up and down*
Guard: Mommy!
*Outside Hyrule Castle, a gigantic mushroom cloud appears*
*BACK TO ME! NYAA! ^_^*
Kristin: AAAAAAHHH!!! *Lands on the ground and looks up* Huh? DANIELLE?!
Danielle: Ah...a firewood pile! Who's is it???
Kristin: IT'S ME!
Danielle: IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIIVE! *Runs off into the sunset, screaming*
Kristin: Okaaaay...Huh? WHAAA! *Gets squashed by John-John and Cherri landing on her*
John-John: Oooh, the engine blew out...How saaaad...*Smirks*
Cherri: MORE LIKE YOU TURNED IT OFF! _
John-John: Who, ME? *Smiles innocently, and angel wings and a halo appear* [1]
Kristin: *Smacks forehead*
John-John: *Lays unconcious Zelda down* We managed to get her out before
the bomb blew up some brown haired guard...
Kristin: Did this guard happen to look Italian?
John-John: Yeah...
Kristin: THAT WAS SAMUEL, YOU DOPE, MORONIC, $*&#%*&$*&#^%$*&#$%*!!! [2]
John-John: Oh, I'm so wounded. *Rolls eyes*
Kristin: ARGH! _ Hey, I wonder why they even are in the game, considerin' they weren't at the explosion.
John-John: Neither was Faith, but she was Saria.
Cherri: Weird.
Charity: *Wakes up* Who...? Huh? Kristin! HI! [3]
Kristin: Hi! You remember who you are?
Charity: Uh, yeaaaah...Wait, WHY AM I IN THIS STUPID LOOKING GIRLY PINK
DRESS?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
John-John: *Hands Charity some normal clothes* Luckily, I carry everything
in this backpack...^_^
Charity: *Blinks, runs behind a stone and comes back out dressed in jeans
and a t-shirt* Ah, much better. ^_^
John-John: *Takes dress, shoves it in backpack* Better keep that for later!
^_^
All: *Blink and sweatdrop*
John-John: WHAT?!
Kristin: Oh, nothing! ^_^
Charity: Who are these two weirdos?
Kristin: You remember John-John, and this is Cherri.
Charity: Oh, hi.
*A flaming guard stumbles up the hill*
John-John: Here, take a fairy.
Fairy: I will heal you of your wounds! Shall I?! CAN I?! PLEAAAASE?!
Guard: Heck, y'think I CARE?!
Fairy: FINE! *Flies away*
Guard: WAIT! *Falls over*
John-John: *Grabs fairy back* Listen, fairy...
Fairy: Lalala...there your wounds are healed! ^_^ *Begins to disapear*
Huh? WHA?! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!! *Disapears*
Samuel: Spooky...*Blinks*
Kristin: SAMUEL! YOU'RE ALRIGHT! *Cries tears of joy and glomps Samuel*
Samuel: Ack...get off...too heavy...*Dies from suffocation* [4]
John-John: *Smacks forehead* Look, I'm runnin' out of fairies...
*Fifteen fairies later*
Samuel: OKAY! Kristin, no more glomping, Charity, no attempting to kill me 'cause I'm back, Cherri, no more braining me with rocks for no apparent reason, and well...you didn't do anything, John-John.
John-John: *Whips out Soviet AK 47*
Samuel: AH!
John-John: Just kidding...for now...*Smirks evilly*
Cherri: What now?
Kristin: We must head to...DEATH! MOUNTAIN! *Thunder rumbles*
Samuel: *After being struck by lightning* Oh, this is not funny... [5]
Charity: Wait...DEATH Mountain?
Kristin: Yes, Death as in die, Mountain as in climbing.
Charity: DEATH Mountain?
Krisitn: Don't look at it as death...Think of your life moving in a different direction, you're going somewhere and your body isn't coming along...Your-
Charity: DEATH MOUNTAIN?! *Faints*
John-John: *Sits on a rock and checks E-mail* DANGIT! Just junk...
Kristin: YOU LUGGED YOUR LAPTOP WITH YOU?!
John-John: But of course. ^_^
Samuel: Oy vey...
Cherri: *Attempts to wake Charity up*
Charity: Zzzzzzz...
Samuel: *Splashes cold water*
Charity: Zzzzzzzz....
Samuel: ARGH!
Kristin: *Filing nails*
*An hour later*
Kristin: *Looks at perfectly manicured nails*
Samuel: SHE'S STILL NOT AWAKE!
John-John: *Continues checking E-mail* Just check up with Domino. She'll do it.
Samuel: .Domino?
Kristin: One of my muses.
Samuel: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS SOONER?!
John-John: Because it was fun watching your pathetic attempts...?
Kristin: Ditto.
Cherri: *Smacks head*
Domino: *Pops in* Yah? You wanted somethin'?
Samuel: WAKE CHARITY UP!
Domino: I don't have the powers to wake her up.
Samuel: *Smacks forehead* You're no good!
Domino: SHUT UP! My fellow muse Icy'll help. Just a sec. *Blows whistle*
*In a flash of brilliant, awe-inspiring, obviously fake and cheesy special effects, Icy pops in*
Icy: HIHIHIHIHI! Ooooohhhh!!! Domino! You're letting me HELP! You're SO NICE! *Farts*
Domino: Heavens, WHAT did I do to deserve this?!
Icy: *Munches on cheese* So whaddya need? *Belches*
Domino: STOP WITH THE BAD MANNERS! I need help waking Charity up.
Samuel: WAKE HER UP NOW!
Icy: What's the magic woooorrrddd?
Samuel: NOW!
Icy: RUDE! *Encases Samuel in ice*
Samuel: HEY! *Vainly picks at ice with a toothpick*
Domino: *Smacks forehead*
John-John: This is taking forever...*Shoots fire arrow and melts the ice encasing Samuel*
Kristin: Wait, you're not s'posed to have fire arrows.Or arrows period!
John-John: Shut up. Domino, come on already!
Domino: FINE! *Dramatic, cheesy music plays and thunder rumbles* Ahaha! Um.*Blows whistle*
*More special effects occur, and out pops UnicornGirl*
Cherri: WHAT IS THIS?! We're not holding a party here!
UnicornGirl: ^_^ Don't worry! She'll be awake in a jiffy. *Horn glows and shoots HUGE bolt of lightning at Charity*
Charity: Zzzzzzzz...
John-John: *Closes laptop, sighs, and shakes Charity*
Charity: Huh? Oh, hi! What'd I miss?
All: *Death glare at John-John*
John-John: Can we just get going already?!
Domino: Hmph! *Pops out, taking Icy and UnicornGirl with them*
Samuel: Well, at least those freaks of nature are gone...*Rolls eyes*
Icy: *Pops in* HA! Domino thinks if she gives me a small part, I'll be gone forever! She's WRONG! MWAHAHAHAHA! Well, the chapter is OVER! Eat cheese, peeps! *Runs off*
Author's Notes:
[1] More like demon John-John. *Rolls eyes*
[2] Samuel is another friend of mine. He's always trying to act 'mature'. He thinks I act stupidly. TELL HIM OFF!
[3] Charity is Samuel's younger sister. The blunt one. ^_^ She's such a cool friend. ^_^
[4] Told you I love glomping. *Sniffs*
[5] Poor Samuel, he's abused. But we all love him. *Gives Samuel a noogie*
Kokkan: Hello! I have one of my fellow muses here. Say hi.
UnicornGirl: Hello! ^_^
Kokkan: You've met her before, but I haven't introduced her. She's hosting this chapter.
UnicornGirl: *Pokes Kokkan with horn* I'm going to do the disclaimer now. We don't own Zelda...but we do own the insanity! *Grins*
Domino: *Pops in* Read and review! Now! Marcho! Many thanks go to fellow muses Icy and UnicornGirl for their slight help in this fic. *Bows* And now for the Reader Review Rant! Nyam Nyam: That's a verrrry good idea...Since I've already got up to Chapter 11 complete, it won't happen for awhile but for the part I'm still writing...hmmmmm...*Cackle*
*Back to me...again...*
Kristin: AAAAAAHHHH!!! *Crash lands next to Zelda* Oy vey...Huh? CHARITY?! O_O
Zelda: No, I am princess Zelda of Hyrule, who is completely brainless and does absolutely no good, and ends up dressing as a man, only to be captured by Ganon.
Kristin: Eh...? O_O *Blinks*
Guards: AHAHA! WE WILL PROTECT YOU, ZELDA! *Swarm Kristin*
Kristin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*John-John and Cherri enter the courtyard using a jetpack*
Guards: WHAT IS THIS FIRE SPEWING DEMON?! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
*All but Zelda, one guard, and me leave*
Kristin: Hey, where'd you guys GET a jetpack?!
John-John: You will be surprised what will fit in a backpack...
Kristin: I won't even ask.
John-John: Good.
Cherri: NOW! Let's get Kristin, get out, and you HAVE to apologize!
John-John: *Picks up Kristin* I'll get her out! *Punches Kristin over wall*
Kristin: I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! *Ding*
John-John: Gotta keep up my reputation...*Smirks*
Cherri: *Smacks forehead*
Zelda: OH MY! An evil demon fellow! Wait, do you have a GREEN AND SHINING STONE?!
John-John: No.
Zelda: Huh? But you're supposed to...*Faints from confusion* @_@
Guard: AH! YOU HARMED PRINCESS ZELDA! I will KILL YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!
John-John: Come again? *Whips out bomb and tosses it up and down*
Guard: Mommy!
*Outside Hyrule Castle, a gigantic mushroom cloud appears*
*BACK TO ME! NYAA! ^_^*
Kristin: AAAAAAHHH!!! *Lands on the ground and looks up* Huh? DANIELLE?!
Danielle: Ah...a firewood pile! Who's is it???
Kristin: IT'S ME!
Danielle: IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIIVE! *Runs off into the sunset, screaming*
Kristin: Okaaaay...Huh? WHAAA! *Gets squashed by John-John and Cherri landing on her*
John-John: Oooh, the engine blew out...How saaaad...*Smirks*
Cherri: MORE LIKE YOU TURNED IT OFF! _
John-John: Who, ME? *Smiles innocently, and angel wings and a halo appear* [1]
Kristin: *Smacks forehead*
John-John: *Lays unconcious Zelda down* We managed to get her out before
the bomb blew up some brown haired guard...
Kristin: Did this guard happen to look Italian?
John-John: Yeah...
Kristin: THAT WAS SAMUEL, YOU DOPE, MORONIC, $*&#%*&$*&#^%$*&#$%*!!! [2]
John-John: Oh, I'm so wounded. *Rolls eyes*
Kristin: ARGH! _ Hey, I wonder why they even are in the game, considerin' they weren't at the explosion.
John-John: Neither was Faith, but she was Saria.
Cherri: Weird.
Charity: *Wakes up* Who...? Huh? Kristin! HI! [3]
Kristin: Hi! You remember who you are?
Charity: Uh, yeaaaah...Wait, WHY AM I IN THIS STUPID LOOKING GIRLY PINK
DRESS?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
John-John: *Hands Charity some normal clothes* Luckily, I carry everything
in this backpack...^_^
Charity: *Blinks, runs behind a stone and comes back out dressed in jeans
and a t-shirt* Ah, much better. ^_^
John-John: *Takes dress, shoves it in backpack* Better keep that for later!
^_^
All: *Blink and sweatdrop*
John-John: WHAT?!
Kristin: Oh, nothing! ^_^
Charity: Who are these two weirdos?
Kristin: You remember John-John, and this is Cherri.
Charity: Oh, hi.
*A flaming guard stumbles up the hill*
John-John: Here, take a fairy.
Fairy: I will heal you of your wounds! Shall I?! CAN I?! PLEAAAASE?!
Guard: Heck, y'think I CARE?!
Fairy: FINE! *Flies away*
Guard: WAIT! *Falls over*
John-John: *Grabs fairy back* Listen, fairy...
Fairy: Lalala...there your wounds are healed! ^_^ *Begins to disapear*
Huh? WHA?! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!! *Disapears*
Samuel: Spooky...*Blinks*
Kristin: SAMUEL! YOU'RE ALRIGHT! *Cries tears of joy and glomps Samuel*
Samuel: Ack...get off...too heavy...*Dies from suffocation* [4]
John-John: *Smacks forehead* Look, I'm runnin' out of fairies...
*Fifteen fairies later*
Samuel: OKAY! Kristin, no more glomping, Charity, no attempting to kill me 'cause I'm back, Cherri, no more braining me with rocks for no apparent reason, and well...you didn't do anything, John-John.
John-John: *Whips out Soviet AK 47*
Samuel: AH!
John-John: Just kidding...for now...*Smirks evilly*
Cherri: What now?
Kristin: We must head to...DEATH! MOUNTAIN! *Thunder rumbles*
Samuel: *After being struck by lightning* Oh, this is not funny... [5]
Charity: Wait...DEATH Mountain?
Kristin: Yes, Death as in die, Mountain as in climbing.
Charity: DEATH Mountain?
Krisitn: Don't look at it as death...Think of your life moving in a different direction, you're going somewhere and your body isn't coming along...Your-
Charity: DEATH MOUNTAIN?! *Faints*
John-John: *Sits on a rock and checks E-mail* DANGIT! Just junk...
Kristin: YOU LUGGED YOUR LAPTOP WITH YOU?!
John-John: But of course. ^_^
Samuel: Oy vey...
Cherri: *Attempts to wake Charity up*
Charity: Zzzzzzz...
Samuel: *Splashes cold water*
Charity: Zzzzzzzz....
Samuel: ARGH!
Kristin: *Filing nails*
*An hour later*
Kristin: *Looks at perfectly manicured nails*
Samuel: SHE'S STILL NOT AWAKE!
John-John: *Continues checking E-mail* Just check up with Domino. She'll do it.
Samuel: .Domino?
Kristin: One of my muses.
Samuel: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS SOONER?!
John-John: Because it was fun watching your pathetic attempts...?
Kristin: Ditto.
Cherri: *Smacks head*
Domino: *Pops in* Yah? You wanted somethin'?
Samuel: WAKE CHARITY UP!
Domino: I don't have the powers to wake her up.
Samuel: *Smacks forehead* You're no good!
Domino: SHUT UP! My fellow muse Icy'll help. Just a sec. *Blows whistle*
*In a flash of brilliant, awe-inspiring, obviously fake and cheesy special effects, Icy pops in*
Icy: HIHIHIHIHI! Ooooohhhh!!! Domino! You're letting me HELP! You're SO NICE! *Farts*
Domino: Heavens, WHAT did I do to deserve this?!
Icy: *Munches on cheese* So whaddya need? *Belches*
Domino: STOP WITH THE BAD MANNERS! I need help waking Charity up.
Samuel: WAKE HER UP NOW!
Icy: What's the magic woooorrrddd?
Samuel: NOW!
Icy: RUDE! *Encases Samuel in ice*
Samuel: HEY! *Vainly picks at ice with a toothpick*
Domino: *Smacks forehead*
John-John: This is taking forever...*Shoots fire arrow and melts the ice encasing Samuel*
Kristin: Wait, you're not s'posed to have fire arrows.Or arrows period!
John-John: Shut up. Domino, come on already!
Domino: FINE! *Dramatic, cheesy music plays and thunder rumbles* Ahaha! Um.*Blows whistle*
*More special effects occur, and out pops UnicornGirl*
Cherri: WHAT IS THIS?! We're not holding a party here!
UnicornGirl: ^_^ Don't worry! She'll be awake in a jiffy. *Horn glows and shoots HUGE bolt of lightning at Charity*
Charity: Zzzzzzzz...
John-John: *Closes laptop, sighs, and shakes Charity*
Charity: Huh? Oh, hi! What'd I miss?
All: *Death glare at John-John*
John-John: Can we just get going already?!
Domino: Hmph! *Pops out, taking Icy and UnicornGirl with them*
Samuel: Well, at least those freaks of nature are gone...*Rolls eyes*
Icy: *Pops in* HA! Domino thinks if she gives me a small part, I'll be gone forever! She's WRONG! MWAHAHAHAHA! Well, the chapter is OVER! Eat cheese, peeps! *Runs off*
Author's Notes:
[1] More like demon John-John. *Rolls eyes*
[2] Samuel is another friend of mine. He's always trying to act 'mature'. He thinks I act stupidly. TELL HIM OFF!
[3] Charity is Samuel's younger sister. The blunt one. ^_^ She's such a cool friend. ^_^
[4] Told you I love glomping. *Sniffs*
[5] Poor Samuel, he's abused. But we all love him. *Gives Samuel a noogie*