Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, the honorable JK Rowling does, but I
wish I did own it.
Warnings: Nothing yet. Although it is meant to be funny, so expect my usual insanity.
Summary: Snape has to deal with the embarrassment of purple hair.
A/N: I am not sure if I should add more to the planned ending. There will probably be 2 more chapters. I apologize for the short chapters.
~*Dumbledore's POV*~
"I . . ." began Severeus. A series of hisses and spluttering of anger issued forth from the plainly distraught professor. I looked back at Snape. My amusement at his situation was obvious. Especially to one such as him, who could sense emotions with ease. He looked embarrassed, angry and confused.
"My hair" he practically wailed. Now this was rather out of character. I find this most amusing, coming from the harshest and most stoic of any of anyone at Hogwarts, student or teacher. I wonder if he's noted the fact that his hair is behaving for once. Severeus has hair issues, the more he washes it the greasier it likes to get. Unfortunately when he doesn't wash it, and I note he doesn't often, it becomes rather nastier than if he had washed it. It is essentially a trade-off between looking greasy and actually being horrible.
I note that the Weasley twins seemed to think that his hair needed to be short, less greasy looking, and of a rather lovely shade of purple.
"Ah yes Severeus, can I do anything for you?" More furious spluttering issued forth. He was snarling, his black eyes were glaring at me with fury I had not seen in a long time. His hair was his pride and joy, despite its normal behavior. I think he could have stood anything but the hair.
"THEY DID THIS!" he screamed.
"Who?" I asked amicably.
"THEM!!!!!" he yelped.
"Ah, I trust you are referring to the twins." This was confirmed by a series of snarls. I nodded and offered him a lemon drop, but he stared at the candy dish with a look that suggested poison. "I'm afraid you cannot prove anything Severeus, as the twins have been with their father since their arrival."
His jaw dropped, and he looked like he was going to respond with real words, but then he quickly shut it again.
"However, it should be noted that the twins do have a large series of followers. Maybe you could ask around. Good day to you."
Warnings: Nothing yet. Although it is meant to be funny, so expect my usual insanity.
Summary: Snape has to deal with the embarrassment of purple hair.
A/N: I am not sure if I should add more to the planned ending. There will probably be 2 more chapters. I apologize for the short chapters.
~*Dumbledore's POV*~
"I . . ." began Severeus. A series of hisses and spluttering of anger issued forth from the plainly distraught professor. I looked back at Snape. My amusement at his situation was obvious. Especially to one such as him, who could sense emotions with ease. He looked embarrassed, angry and confused.
"My hair" he practically wailed. Now this was rather out of character. I find this most amusing, coming from the harshest and most stoic of any of anyone at Hogwarts, student or teacher. I wonder if he's noted the fact that his hair is behaving for once. Severeus has hair issues, the more he washes it the greasier it likes to get. Unfortunately when he doesn't wash it, and I note he doesn't often, it becomes rather nastier than if he had washed it. It is essentially a trade-off between looking greasy and actually being horrible.
I note that the Weasley twins seemed to think that his hair needed to be short, less greasy looking, and of a rather lovely shade of purple.
"Ah yes Severeus, can I do anything for you?" More furious spluttering issued forth. He was snarling, his black eyes were glaring at me with fury I had not seen in a long time. His hair was his pride and joy, despite its normal behavior. I think he could have stood anything but the hair.
"THEY DID THIS!" he screamed.
"Who?" I asked amicably.
"THEM!!!!!" he yelped.
"Ah, I trust you are referring to the twins." This was confirmed by a series of snarls. I nodded and offered him a lemon drop, but he stared at the candy dish with a look that suggested poison. "I'm afraid you cannot prove anything Severeus, as the twins have been with their father since their arrival."
His jaw dropped, and he looked like he was going to respond with real words, but then he quickly shut it again.
"However, it should be noted that the twins do have a large series of followers. Maybe you could ask around. Good day to you."