Author's Notes:
Domino: I'm going insane.
Icy: All of us muses are helping out! All but two, anyway, but their old grumps. ^_^
Kokkan: I don't blame them.
Kim: Shush! All of you! None of us own Zelda, as you already know. And if you didn't know, that meant you haven't been reading the Author's Notes. And if you haven't been reading the Author's Notes, I'LL KILL YOU!
UnicornGirl: Now, now, Kim, no readers means no reviews. On a further note, we'd like to apologize for the delay in getting this chapter out. A mixture of not being allowed electricity and going out with friends to Diiiiisney World has prevented the uploading. But we're baaa~aaack!
Kim: HeeeheeheHE! Now to the RRR. Evil Neptune: Yes, bashing is fun. ^_^ Fun, I say! WAHAHAHAHAHA! *Falls over*
Domino: ...Righto. Well, review. *Walks off*
Three hours later...
John-John: YOU MORON! WHERE! IS! THE! SPIRITUAL! STONE!
Goron: That delicious looking red stone? I saw it out here, and I thought I'd take one bite! But-
John-John: YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE PAST HOUR! SHUT UP!
All: *Sweatdrop*
Samuel: Amazing, a lifeform more stupid and dense than Kristin. Miracle! [1]
Kristin: YOU LITTLE! LITTLE...Little...little...um...*Taps John-John's shoulder* What's a good insult?
John-John: SHUT UP! [2]
Kristin: Okay...*Turns to Samuel* YOU LITTLE SHUT UP!
Samuel: *Smacks head*
Kristin: *Taps John-John's shoulder* What's a better one?
John-John: REMEMBER WHAT I DID TO YOU IN HYRULE FIELD? TWICE? NOW
SHUUUUUTT UPPPPPP!!!
Kristin: *Turns to Samuel* YOU LITTLE REMEMBER WHAT I DID TO YOU IN HYRULE
FIELD TWICE NOW SHUUUUUTT UPPPPPP!!! [3]
Samuel, Charity, and Cherri: *Attempt to restrain John-John*
Kristin: Can't you think of a better insult?
John-John: #^&#$*#*&#^$*&#^$*#^$*#^$*&^$*&#^$!!!
Kristin: *Appalled* I can't curse at a pastor's son!
All: *Smacks head*
John-John: *Turns around* WHERE IS THE SPIRITUAL STONE NOW?!
Goron: *Timidly points to stomach*
John-John: YOU MEAN WHEN WE'RE SEARCHING FOR THIS STUPID STONE TO SAVE
STUPID HYRULE SO WE CAN GET BACK TO OUR STUPID LIVES ON STUPID EARTH, YOU
ATE IT?! *Whips out sword* Prepare for open heart surgery, bucko!
A DARK, MYSTERIOUS VOICE!: STOP!
All: AH! A DARK AND MYSTERIOUS VOICE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Danielle: *Walks around the corner*
All: Oh.
John-John: *Glares* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Danielle: SAME TO YOU! After I was chased by a walking pile of rotten
firewood, I thought something was strange, and I knew you must've been
behind it! [4]
Kristin: THAT PILE OF ROTTEN FIREWOOD WAS ME! _
Samuel: Well, the rotten part is right...
Kristin: Oh, just shut up!
Samuel: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF SHUT UP! *Sulks*
Danielle: *Produces two Spiritual Stones*
Kristin: It's the Spiritual Stone of Fire, and the Spiritual Stone of
Water! Everybody say 'AAAAAAH'.
All: *Glare*
Kristin: ...Or not.
John-John: Well, at least I don't hafta get engaged to fish lady now...Hey,
where'd you get those stones?
Danielle: Well...*Shuffles feet* I...cheated?
All: *Smacks head*
John-John: Wait...what happens to you guys when I grow up?
Charity: *Starts disapearing* Hey, guys? GUYS?!
John-John: *Starts disapearing* HEY! NO FAIR! *Grabs backpack and
vanishes*
Kristin: Where'd they go...?
Cherri: I KNEW THERE WAS LIFE ON MARS!
Samuel: Where did THAT come from?
Cherri: They were abducted! *Nod nod*
Kristin: ...For the cutscene! Guys, we've gotta get to Hyrule Castle, NOW!
Danielle: OR ELSE WE'LL BE LEFT BEHIND!
Cherri: Whoa, I thought this was Zelda, not the Left Behind series...
Background Music: I wish we'd all been reeeaaaady... [5]
Kristin: *Blinks* FORGET THE MUSIC! WE NEED TO GET GOING, NOW!
*At Hyrule Castle*
John-John: Whoa...shway...
*A white horse practically tramples John-John*
Charity: John-John?! Is that you?! What's happening?! Why am I with this
wacky lady?!
Impa: IT HAS TO HAPPEN! THROW THE OCARINA!
Charity: Uh...okay...*Throws it*
*Dramatic music plays as the Ocarina gracefully sails through the air,
falling right in front of Ganon's running horse, which promptly tramples it*
John-John: *Smacks head* You've got terrible aim...
Ganon: WHICH WAY DID THEY GO, RUNT?
John-John: Uh...BEHIND YOU!
Ganon: Why, thank you! *Hands John-John a lollipop, turns around, and rides
right into the moat* AH!
John-John: *Feeds lollipop to nearby grazing cow* Now what should I do
about the Ocarina...?
Domino: *Pops in* Here! *Hands another Ocarina of Time to John-John*
Got it at Wal Mart...They have the best deals!
John-John: Hey, can I have another shield? *Shows broken Deku Shield*
Domino: Weeeeellll...
John-John: I like the Mirror Shield...
Domino: Okaaaa...NO! *Pops out*
John-John: BEEP! *Stomps off to the Temple of Time*
*At the Temple of Time*
John-John: *Walks in*
Navi: Hey, look, listen! HI LINK! ^_^
John-John: AH!
Domino: *Pops in, grabs Navi* Sorry...just wanna try out my new torture
chamber...AHAHAHA!
John-John: How 'bout that shield? If you don't gimme, I won't be in the
story anymore!
Domino: FINE! *Throws Mirror Shield* Come, little Navi! *Pops out*
John-John: Sweet! *Picks up shield* Now I'll FINALLY stop being a ten year old...*Quickly plays Song of Time, walks into Chamber of the Master Sword*
John-John: *Pulls it out as rest of company runs in*
Kristin: WAIT!
*John-John disapears in a flash of blue light*
Kristin: NOOOOOOO!!! _ *Cries*
Domino: *Pops in* SHUT UP! I CAN HEAR YOUR WHINING FROM MY HOUSE! _
Kristin: HEY! I WANNA BE AN ADULT!
All: US TOO!
Menacing Voice Which Is John-John's: Don't keep them here! ^_^
Domino: MWAHAAHAH! I will keep them HERE to spite you! ^_^
Menacing Voice: Nooooooo!!! *Snickers under breath*
Kristin: I'm part of the author, and I say send us FORWARD!
Domino: Well...
Samuel: Lemme handle it...*Makes puppy eyes*
Domino: Oh, FINE!
All: *Disapear in a flash of blue light*
Menacing Voice: Dangit!
Author's Notes
[1] My friends abuse me. ^^;
[2] I've actually never seen John-John mad. According to Danielle, I don't want to. Heh.
[3] As you can see, I don't have much common sense. But I am a straight A student, so I guess all the intelligence went directly to academics and left my common sense out in the cold. ^^;
[4] Danielle is John John's little sister. A coolie person, she is. Remember Vaseline Intensive Cream with Aloe Lotion or whatever the bottle says! It's Jean Grey's remains! (That speel was said by me during a sleep over at her house when I was really hyper and had had too much Baby Bottle Pops. ^_^;;;)
[5] I love the Left Behind series! ^_^ I thought this scene was funny. Not in the movie, I mean in this chapter. With the background music and all.Oooh, what am I going on about.@_@
Domino: I'm going insane.
Icy: All of us muses are helping out! All but two, anyway, but their old grumps. ^_^
Kokkan: I don't blame them.
Kim: Shush! All of you! None of us own Zelda, as you already know. And if you didn't know, that meant you haven't been reading the Author's Notes. And if you haven't been reading the Author's Notes, I'LL KILL YOU!
UnicornGirl: Now, now, Kim, no readers means no reviews. On a further note, we'd like to apologize for the delay in getting this chapter out. A mixture of not being allowed electricity and going out with friends to Diiiiisney World has prevented the uploading. But we're baaa~aaack!
Kim: HeeeheeheHE! Now to the RRR. Evil Neptune: Yes, bashing is fun. ^_^ Fun, I say! WAHAHAHAHAHA! *Falls over*
Domino: ...Righto. Well, review. *Walks off*
Three hours later...
John-John: YOU MORON! WHERE! IS! THE! SPIRITUAL! STONE!
Goron: That delicious looking red stone? I saw it out here, and I thought I'd take one bite! But-
John-John: YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE PAST HOUR! SHUT UP!
All: *Sweatdrop*
Samuel: Amazing, a lifeform more stupid and dense than Kristin. Miracle! [1]
Kristin: YOU LITTLE! LITTLE...Little...little...um...*Taps John-John's shoulder* What's a good insult?
John-John: SHUT UP! [2]
Kristin: Okay...*Turns to Samuel* YOU LITTLE SHUT UP!
Samuel: *Smacks head*
Kristin: *Taps John-John's shoulder* What's a better one?
John-John: REMEMBER WHAT I DID TO YOU IN HYRULE FIELD? TWICE? NOW
SHUUUUUTT UPPPPPP!!!
Kristin: *Turns to Samuel* YOU LITTLE REMEMBER WHAT I DID TO YOU IN HYRULE
FIELD TWICE NOW SHUUUUUTT UPPPPPP!!! [3]
Samuel, Charity, and Cherri: *Attempt to restrain John-John*
Kristin: Can't you think of a better insult?
John-John: #^&#$*#*&#^$*&#^$*#^$*#^$*&^$*&#^$!!!
Kristin: *Appalled* I can't curse at a pastor's son!
All: *Smacks head*
John-John: *Turns around* WHERE IS THE SPIRITUAL STONE NOW?!
Goron: *Timidly points to stomach*
John-John: YOU MEAN WHEN WE'RE SEARCHING FOR THIS STUPID STONE TO SAVE
STUPID HYRULE SO WE CAN GET BACK TO OUR STUPID LIVES ON STUPID EARTH, YOU
ATE IT?! *Whips out sword* Prepare for open heart surgery, bucko!
A DARK, MYSTERIOUS VOICE!: STOP!
All: AH! A DARK AND MYSTERIOUS VOICE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Danielle: *Walks around the corner*
All: Oh.
John-John: *Glares* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Danielle: SAME TO YOU! After I was chased by a walking pile of rotten
firewood, I thought something was strange, and I knew you must've been
behind it! [4]
Kristin: THAT PILE OF ROTTEN FIREWOOD WAS ME! _
Samuel: Well, the rotten part is right...
Kristin: Oh, just shut up!
Samuel: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF SHUT UP! *Sulks*
Danielle: *Produces two Spiritual Stones*
Kristin: It's the Spiritual Stone of Fire, and the Spiritual Stone of
Water! Everybody say 'AAAAAAH'.
All: *Glare*
Kristin: ...Or not.
John-John: Well, at least I don't hafta get engaged to fish lady now...Hey,
where'd you get those stones?
Danielle: Well...*Shuffles feet* I...cheated?
All: *Smacks head*
John-John: Wait...what happens to you guys when I grow up?
Charity: *Starts disapearing* Hey, guys? GUYS?!
John-John: *Starts disapearing* HEY! NO FAIR! *Grabs backpack and
vanishes*
Kristin: Where'd they go...?
Cherri: I KNEW THERE WAS LIFE ON MARS!
Samuel: Where did THAT come from?
Cherri: They were abducted! *Nod nod*
Kristin: ...For the cutscene! Guys, we've gotta get to Hyrule Castle, NOW!
Danielle: OR ELSE WE'LL BE LEFT BEHIND!
Cherri: Whoa, I thought this was Zelda, not the Left Behind series...
Background Music: I wish we'd all been reeeaaaady... [5]
Kristin: *Blinks* FORGET THE MUSIC! WE NEED TO GET GOING, NOW!
*At Hyrule Castle*
John-John: Whoa...shway...
*A white horse practically tramples John-John*
Charity: John-John?! Is that you?! What's happening?! Why am I with this
wacky lady?!
Impa: IT HAS TO HAPPEN! THROW THE OCARINA!
Charity: Uh...okay...*Throws it*
*Dramatic music plays as the Ocarina gracefully sails through the air,
falling right in front of Ganon's running horse, which promptly tramples it*
John-John: *Smacks head* You've got terrible aim...
Ganon: WHICH WAY DID THEY GO, RUNT?
John-John: Uh...BEHIND YOU!
Ganon: Why, thank you! *Hands John-John a lollipop, turns around, and rides
right into the moat* AH!
John-John: *Feeds lollipop to nearby grazing cow* Now what should I do
about the Ocarina...?
Domino: *Pops in* Here! *Hands another Ocarina of Time to John-John*
Got it at Wal Mart...They have the best deals!
John-John: Hey, can I have another shield? *Shows broken Deku Shield*
Domino: Weeeeellll...
John-John: I like the Mirror Shield...
Domino: Okaaaa...NO! *Pops out*
John-John: BEEP! *Stomps off to the Temple of Time*
*At the Temple of Time*
John-John: *Walks in*
Navi: Hey, look, listen! HI LINK! ^_^
John-John: AH!
Domino: *Pops in, grabs Navi* Sorry...just wanna try out my new torture
chamber...AHAHAHA!
John-John: How 'bout that shield? If you don't gimme, I won't be in the
story anymore!
Domino: FINE! *Throws Mirror Shield* Come, little Navi! *Pops out*
John-John: Sweet! *Picks up shield* Now I'll FINALLY stop being a ten year old...*Quickly plays Song of Time, walks into Chamber of the Master Sword*
John-John: *Pulls it out as rest of company runs in*
Kristin: WAIT!
*John-John disapears in a flash of blue light*
Kristin: NOOOOOOO!!! _ *Cries*
Domino: *Pops in* SHUT UP! I CAN HEAR YOUR WHINING FROM MY HOUSE! _
Kristin: HEY! I WANNA BE AN ADULT!
All: US TOO!
Menacing Voice Which Is John-John's: Don't keep them here! ^_^
Domino: MWAHAAHAH! I will keep them HERE to spite you! ^_^
Menacing Voice: Nooooooo!!! *Snickers under breath*
Kristin: I'm part of the author, and I say send us FORWARD!
Domino: Well...
Samuel: Lemme handle it...*Makes puppy eyes*
Domino: Oh, FINE!
All: *Disapear in a flash of blue light*
Menacing Voice: Dangit!
Author's Notes
[1] My friends abuse me. ^^;
[2] I've actually never seen John-John mad. According to Danielle, I don't want to. Heh.
[3] As you can see, I don't have much common sense. But I am a straight A student, so I guess all the intelligence went directly to academics and left my common sense out in the cold. ^^;
[4] Danielle is John John's little sister. A coolie person, she is. Remember Vaseline Intensive Cream with Aloe Lotion or whatever the bottle says! It's Jean Grey's remains! (That speel was said by me during a sleep over at her house when I was really hyper and had had too much Baby Bottle Pops. ^_^;;;)
[5] I love the Left Behind series! ^_^ I thought this scene was funny. Not in the movie, I mean in this chapter. With the background music and all.Oooh, what am I going on about.@_@