Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, the honorable JK Rowling does, but I wish I did own it.
Warnings: Nothing yet. Although it is meant to be funny, so expect my usual insanity.
Summary: Snape has to now deal with a fangirl . . .
A/N: Sorry, I just had to add this. Please note that we will not find out more about purple hair for a bit, neither will we find out how the twins do at their job or what else they will pull for a few chapters.
~*Ron's POV*~
"So." I say, trying to look nonchalant. 'What are we doing to Snape next?"
"Well we were thinking about what could be worse than purple hair." said Fred
"And it suddenly occurred to us that only one thing is worse." said George
"A fangirl!" said Fred.
The though of Snape having fangirls is frightening. Plus the fact that they are not immediately disgusted by his personality and looks means that they're virtually unstoppable. Oh the horror!!!
"Excellent." I say.
"Dean Thomas had found a rather ditzy almost entirely perfect blond who is more annoying than anything we have ever seen in our lives." said George.
A/N: Oh the terror of a Mary Sue! And she's Snape obsessed.
Fred nodded. "I can just imagine her trying to glomp Snape."
"She has a right dirty little mind too." said George.
I nod. The idea of Snape being glomped by a fangirl made me laugh. I hope she tried it when he was coming downstairs. That would be painful. "Good idea." I tell them.
"C'mon." George tells me, sounding excited. "Let's go watch."
I follow them carefully up to the corridor outside Snape's classroom. He is walking down, unaware of the fate that will befall him. We stay up against the wall, well out of the way, but still able to see everything clearly.
Snape pauses, still sulking about his hair, when he is tackled and knocked over by something yellowish and frizzy. It appears to be a girl of about seventeen dressed in bright pink robes with little purple hearts. She is beautiful, with perfect make-up and a very nice body. However, this does not seem to affect Snape in any way.
She squeaks at him and attempts to snuggle while he pushes her away as much as he can while minimizing touching her horrible pink robes. She is so annoying it is no wonder he hates her, and judging by her manners she isn't all that bright. She is however very strong and very obsessed with Snape. In the end he compromises by walking out with her attached to his waist, head towards Dumbledore's office, which was where he came from as far as I know.
Me and my brothers all double up laughing. It is a combination of Snape's irritation and helplessness that make us roar. And of course there is he fact that watching that her 'attack' Snape with love on her mind was the most amusing thing I've ever seen. Few fangirls are like that, but they make up for it in sheer numbers. I pity Sirius and Lupin who seem to have the most of anyone. Not as if that Harry doesn't get his share.
I wonder if someday Snape and Lupin and Harry realize they can grab Sirius and tie him up for the fangirls to find and escape themselves.
We all head to our next classes, with Fred and George waving good-bye and head off to do whatever they came here for to begin with. I hear them talking on their way back up.
"Excellent, we should now proceed to our meeting and then after that somebody wants to involve Malfoy in it . . ."
Warnings: Nothing yet. Although it is meant to be funny, so expect my usual insanity.
Summary: Snape has to now deal with a fangirl . . .
A/N: Sorry, I just had to add this. Please note that we will not find out more about purple hair for a bit, neither will we find out how the twins do at their job or what else they will pull for a few chapters.
~*Ron's POV*~
"So." I say, trying to look nonchalant. 'What are we doing to Snape next?"
"Well we were thinking about what could be worse than purple hair." said Fred
"And it suddenly occurred to us that only one thing is worse." said George
"A fangirl!" said Fred.
The though of Snape having fangirls is frightening. Plus the fact that they are not immediately disgusted by his personality and looks means that they're virtually unstoppable. Oh the horror!!!
"Excellent." I say.
"Dean Thomas had found a rather ditzy almost entirely perfect blond who is more annoying than anything we have ever seen in our lives." said George.
A/N: Oh the terror of a Mary Sue! And she's Snape obsessed.
Fred nodded. "I can just imagine her trying to glomp Snape."
"She has a right dirty little mind too." said George.
I nod. The idea of Snape being glomped by a fangirl made me laugh. I hope she tried it when he was coming downstairs. That would be painful. "Good idea." I tell them.
"C'mon." George tells me, sounding excited. "Let's go watch."
I follow them carefully up to the corridor outside Snape's classroom. He is walking down, unaware of the fate that will befall him. We stay up against the wall, well out of the way, but still able to see everything clearly.
Snape pauses, still sulking about his hair, when he is tackled and knocked over by something yellowish and frizzy. It appears to be a girl of about seventeen dressed in bright pink robes with little purple hearts. She is beautiful, with perfect make-up and a very nice body. However, this does not seem to affect Snape in any way.
She squeaks at him and attempts to snuggle while he pushes her away as much as he can while minimizing touching her horrible pink robes. She is so annoying it is no wonder he hates her, and judging by her manners she isn't all that bright. She is however very strong and very obsessed with Snape. In the end he compromises by walking out with her attached to his waist, head towards Dumbledore's office, which was where he came from as far as I know.
Me and my brothers all double up laughing. It is a combination of Snape's irritation and helplessness that make us roar. And of course there is he fact that watching that her 'attack' Snape with love on her mind was the most amusing thing I've ever seen. Few fangirls are like that, but they make up for it in sheer numbers. I pity Sirius and Lupin who seem to have the most of anyone. Not as if that Harry doesn't get his share.
I wonder if someday Snape and Lupin and Harry realize they can grab Sirius and tie him up for the fangirls to find and escape themselves.
We all head to our next classes, with Fred and George waving good-bye and head off to do whatever they came here for to begin with. I hear them talking on their way back up.
"Excellent, we should now proceed to our meeting and then after that somebody wants to involve Malfoy in it . . ."