===DISCAIMERS===
(1) The characters in this story are based on J.R.R. Tolkein's Lord of the Rings and Nickelodeon's Spongebob Squarepants. They are being used for the purposes of fan fiction and we are in no way making a profit off of them. We are making a profit off of the illegal gambling room, however.
(2) If you feel that you must send us an e-mail in response to the following story, we will print out your message and use it as toilet paper.
(3) French toast is delicious but waffles are better.
(4) This story was written by two demented idiots. One of the idiots would like to make it known that this story in no way is a show of disrespect of J.R.R. Tolkein or the fine writers in this fanfic community.
(5) Special thanks to somebody else for coming up with the first line of the theme song. You know who you are!
===END DISCLAIMERS===
The Glorious Adventure of Frodo Hobbitpants and his Personality-Disordered Undersea Pals
Who lives in a hobbit hole under the hill?
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Who's got less brains than the pony named Bill?
Frodo Hobbitpants!
His Middle-Earth music's what he likes to sing!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Now run up to Mordor and toss in a ring!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Once upon a time, there was a hobbit sponge, who lived in Hobbiton-Bottom. His name was Frodo Hobbitpants, and he lived a life of blissful ignorance with his best friend, Sam the Starfish. That is, until one day, when their stuck-up SOB neighbor Squidron lost his favorite ring and blamed Frodo for stealing it.
"Hey, you yellow piece of crap! Get the hell down here and give me my ring!"
"Never!" yelled Frodo, as he hopped out of his house and cavorted away.
Frodo ran through some Orcfish fields, and while he wanted to get out a net and go Orcfishing, he knew that his psychotic neighbor was chasing him down in the Lemba Patty company car.
Frodo knew he was done for, and just when he was about to give up hope, his friend Sam came to save him.
Unfortunately, the two idiots stood too long in the middle of the road, and were run over by Squidron. Squidron got his ring back and corrupted all of Hobbiton-Bottom with his horrible clarinet music.
THE END.
(1) The characters in this story are based on J.R.R. Tolkein's Lord of the Rings and Nickelodeon's Spongebob Squarepants. They are being used for the purposes of fan fiction and we are in no way making a profit off of them. We are making a profit off of the illegal gambling room, however.
(2) If you feel that you must send us an e-mail in response to the following story, we will print out your message and use it as toilet paper.
(3) French toast is delicious but waffles are better.
(4) This story was written by two demented idiots. One of the idiots would like to make it known that this story in no way is a show of disrespect of J.R.R. Tolkein or the fine writers in this fanfic community.
(5) Special thanks to somebody else for coming up with the first line of the theme song. You know who you are!
===END DISCLAIMERS===
The Glorious Adventure of Frodo Hobbitpants and his Personality-Disordered Undersea Pals
Who lives in a hobbit hole under the hill?
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Who's got less brains than the pony named Bill?
Frodo Hobbitpants!
His Middle-Earth music's what he likes to sing!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Now run up to Mordor and toss in a ring!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Once upon a time, there was a hobbit sponge, who lived in Hobbiton-Bottom. His name was Frodo Hobbitpants, and he lived a life of blissful ignorance with his best friend, Sam the Starfish. That is, until one day, when their stuck-up SOB neighbor Squidron lost his favorite ring and blamed Frodo for stealing it.
"Hey, you yellow piece of crap! Get the hell down here and give me my ring!"
"Never!" yelled Frodo, as he hopped out of his house and cavorted away.
Frodo ran through some Orcfish fields, and while he wanted to get out a net and go Orcfishing, he knew that his psychotic neighbor was chasing him down in the Lemba Patty company car.
Frodo knew he was done for, and just when he was about to give up hope, his friend Sam came to save him.
Unfortunately, the two idiots stood too long in the middle of the road, and were run over by Squidron. Squidron got his ring back and corrupted all of Hobbiton-Bottom with his horrible clarinet music.
THE END.