Author's Notes:
UnicornGirl: Hello! I've been given full hosting responsibilites for this chapter. Thank you all for your reviews. We don't own Zelda, and I'm making this author note short because I'm too bored to write anymore.
Kokkan: WAAAAIIIITT!!! We forgot the RRR! Lil_Pink_Mew: Perhaps your sister issssss Zelda! Stolen from birth by a random hag who has nothing better to do with her time and spirited away to live with mooooortals! WHOWHOWHOWHOW! Ahem. Lonewalker: There, there, anyone who actually likes this IS insane. Enjoy insanity! ^_^ Oooh, I remind lotsa people of peoples...My best friend thinks I act like her boyfriend. Which is disturbing. But I disgress.
UnicornGirl: Yes, yes! ENOUGH! More reviews, we wantssss! A little bitty anouncement, though: School starts tomorrow, so at the least I will be able to update once a week, if that. So do expect major updates. Apologies. ^_~
(In Sacred Forest Meadow)
John: *Appears in cheesy special effects* Niiice...Aw, why'd you have to make it?
Kristin: Well, excuse me, mister-
*John's pickup truck comes barreling up the stairs, running over fleeing Deku Scrubs*
Fleeing Deku Scrubs: SQUEEEEAK!
Kristin: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
John: *Sighs and calmly walks away from the barreling truck*
Kristin: AAAAAAHHHHH-*Gets run over by pickup truck*
Cherri: *Slams on brakes and the truck stops one inch from the wall*
John: *Inspecting truck* You are very lucky that no scratches are on here...
Danielle: *Whistles and stands in front of a very large scratch*
Charity: *Pulls John away from truck* Let's see if Kristin's dead or not, yes, yes...
John: *Becoming suspicious* What's going-
Samuel: *Nervously* Oh, nothing...*Stage whispers to Danielle* Over to the left more! You can see part of the scratch!
John: SCRATCH?! Look at this huge scratch leading to a...a...a...DENT! *Turns red*
Cherri: AIEE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! TAKE COVER! HIT THE DIRT!
(Far Away, on Lon Lon Ranch...)
Malon: *Singing* Ooooo, oooo, o o o o ooooo...Oo? *Watches mushroom cloud appear in the direction of Kokiri Forest* O_O; Oooooooooooooo...
(Back in Sacred Forest Meadow)
John: *Standing in middle of crater* Never knew temper could be turned into explosions...Niiiiiiice.
Kristin: *Burnt to a crisp* Man, is it me, or are we abused in this fic?
John: It's you.
Charity: WHY AREN'T YOU BURNT UP?!
John: Uh...I dunno...*Shrugs*
Danielle: Um...ehee...*Stares at smoking bit of metal that once was a pickup truck* Let's just...go into the Forest Temple. Yes yes.
John: Argh...Luckily, I have another in my backpack. *Pulls out pickup truck and sets it on ground*
*Beat*
John: WHAT?!
Samuel: Oh, nothing...
Cherri: Let's just get going.
*A few Hookshot trips later*
Kristin: *Covered in Hookshot marks* I can't believe you guys used me as a Hookshot post...*Cries*
John: Heh. Come on. *Walks into Forest Temple*
Wolfos: AOOWWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! *Runs around in circles*
All: *Blink*
John: *Cuts both Wolfos' heads off*
(Basically skipping a bunch of junk, all that's left is a bunch of dead bodies. Now let's join our.characters in the middle of the Boss Room)
Samuel: Nobody's here.
John: Kristin, walk towards the entrance to set off the trap.
Kristin: Gotcha! *Walks through the opening and is almost through the other side* I don't think it's gonna...*Gets poked in the rear by a spike* YOW!
John: Thanks.
Kristin: *Hops back over fence and rubs sore rear* 'Sokay.
Phantom Ganon: *Appears* RAHAHAHAHAHA! I am Phantom Ganon! RAHAHAHAHAHA! *Goes into long spew about how he'll defeat the world*
Everyone Else: *Snoring*
Phantom Ganon: ANYWAY! I will NOW go THROUGH the PAINTINGS! WHEE! GO HORSEE! *Giggles as horse goes through a painting*
Charity: Is he this dumb in the real game?
John: Oh no. Definitely not.
Kristin: *Pulls out dart gun* Okay, keep a lookout for him.
PG (Phantom Ganon): RADADA! CHARGE! *Begins running out of a painting*
John: That gave him away. *Ignores Phantom of Phantom Ganon and smacks the real phantom with a coupla arrows while Kristin shoots dart gun. That was a mouthful.*
PG: WAAAAAAAAA!!! I GOT HUWT! MOMMY! *Sit on floor and cries*
All: *Sweatdrop*
Cherri: *Very calmly walks over and cuts his head off* There. That was easy. [1]
Danielle: Eeeewww...*Turns green and barfs all over Samuel*
Samuel: *Wiping vomit from face* Oh, yuck.
Charity: Heehee...^_^
Voice of Ganon (VOG): NOOO!!! My creation! It isn't alive! Blast, I knew I shouldn't have shopped at Phantoms R Us. They have the best deals, but the worst quality of items...
John: Would you just get on with it instead of yapping about your shopping adventures?
VOG: Harumph! Well, you defeated me, but I won't be as easy! I will send this Phantom back to Phantoms R Us. I expect a full refund, receipt or no receipt!
*Phantom Ganon disapears*
Kristin: Twas strange.
John: Yeah...*Gets enveloped in gigantic rupee* See you guys at Death Mountain...*Disapears*
(In Chamber of Sages)
John: Oh, hey Faith.
Saria: FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M SARIA! Oh, and thanks for saving my life. ^_^ Now.LET ME GET ON WITH MY SPEECH! I went to the Forest Temple because I kinda, well, nature was calling, but all the trees were taken up in the village! I had heard an old hag lived in the Forest Temple that sold Spot a Pots, and I went in search. But alas, it was a trap, and I was trapped by the trap that was placed in the temple to trap me! [2]
John: *Confused*
Saria: Oh, nevermind! Here. *Tosses Forest Medallion* Oh, Rauru wants a word with ya too. *Disapears*
Rauru: *Appears* HEEEELLLLOOOO LINK! *Cough hack wheeze* Ahem! Since I didn't manage to see you when you first arrived, here is the Light Medallion!
*Dramatic music plays as Rauru tosses the Light Medallion to John. It shimmers, glowing beautifully...then drops out of sight into the black abyss separating John and Rauru.*
John: *Blinks* Was that supposed to happen?
Rauru: Ah...no. One moment! *Hops down* AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa.*A faint kersplat is heard*
John: *Rolls eyes*
Rauru: *Comes shooting up and lands back on platform, then tosses Medallion to John*
John: *Catches Medallion* Um...thanks. How'd you manage that?
Rauru: I'm so fat, I just bounced off the floor. Quite convenient.
John: I...see...Anyway, where were you the first time I dropped in?
Rauru: Oh, then? Getting my beard permed at the Hyrulian Hair Cuttery and Spa. I must say, I look good with a curly beard. It fades after a day, though.
John: This is disturbing...
Rauru: Yes, yes. Well, I have teleported your friends to Death Mountain. You will now join them there.
*John disappears*
(At Death Mountain)
Danielle: How much longer is he gonna be?!
Kristin: *Throwing custom Cheeseball Bombs off cliff at the Gorons below* Don't know, don't care.
Random Goron: AIEEEE!!! Tis raining Cheeseballs, I tell ye! Tis ye olde Apocalypse! *Runs smack into a wall and slips on cheese and dies from cheese suffocation*
John: *Appears directly above Kristin*
Kristin: Mweheehee...Stooooopid Gorons...AIEE! *Gets crushed by John falling on her*
John: *Gets off Kristin* Alright, now we get to go into the FIRE TEMPLE!
Dilandau: *Pops in* FIRE! TEMPLE FULL OF FIRE! BURN! MWAHAHAHAHA! *Twitch, twitch*
Domino: *Pops in* Dilandau, how many times have I told you?! Tis RUDE to pop into other's fanfiction! When will you muses' helpers ever learn manners...Sorry, guys. *Drags Dilandau away*
Kristin: *Lightbulb appears over head* HEY! Why doesn't Dilandau join us?! As my favorite bishonen, he DOES have a right...
John: Do you want him dead a millisecond after he arrives? [3]
Kristin: *Glances at Biggoron's Sword* Ah...never mind. Hee hee. ^_^;
John: Good. Now let's go.
(At Entrance to Fire Temple)
John: Alright! The moment of triumph has come!
Charity: So THIS is the-
Samuel: Don't say it!!!
Charity: -Fire Temple.
Dilandau: *Pops in* FIRE! BURN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2-D: *Pops in* Sorry, guys...Don't mention fire again, alright? Dilandau here, he's going nuts...I fink Domino's about had it...*Grabs Dilandau and pops out*
Kristin: *Swoons* Ah, my favorite guy from my favorite band, and my favorite bishonen...It can't get much better than this! 'Course they just HAD to leave so soon...*Sighs*
Rest: *Smacks forehead*
Danielle: Let's just get going...*Rubs head*
(Inside Fi-Uh, You know what Temple)
Kristin: La dee dee doo daaaaaaa...*Gets smacked on the back of the head by a Fire Keese* AH! *Burns up* Heeeeeeelp! *Vanishes*
Cherri: *Slices and dices the Keeses* Dangit, now where's she gonna pop up?!
*At entrance, Kristin pops in*
Kristin: Ooo, what rush! *Scuttles over to everyone else*
John: Here, with this being the Fi-I mean, the you know what temple, you'll probably be needing this a lot. *Tosses Farore's Wind to Kristin*
Kristin: Ooo, pretty! Thankee! *Sticks Farore's Wing in Pocket of Infinite Junk*
(Basically, skipping a buncha junk, Kristin got roasted fifty one times and now they're in front of the Boss Room)
Kristin: Man, if I die ONE MORE TIME-
*Random fire geyser roasts her*
Kristin: *Pops back in using Farore's Wind* Do not comment.
John: *Smirks and enters Boss Room, followed by everyone else, and jumps over to Volvagia's platform, followed by the others, except Charity*
Danielle: So where is he?
John: Kristin, walk forward and start the trap.
Kristin: NONONO!
John: NOW.
Kristin: Noooooooooo!
Samuel: I'll take care of it. *Makes sad puppy face*
Kristin: N...n...n...OKAY! *Stomps off*
Samuel: Heh, works every time. ^_^
Kristin: Oh, Mr. Volvaaaaagia...Come out but don't burn me uuuuup...*Scuttles forward*
Volagia (V): AROOOOOOOAR! *Flies out, splattering Kristin with lava, and yes, frying her*
All: *Wait for Kristin to reappear, suddenly hear banging on the door*
Kristin: *Muffled voice* HEY! I CAN'T GET IN! LEMME IIIIN!
All: *Sweatdrop*
Charity: Um, I'll just stay on the platform insteada coming over, okay? I mean- *Platform begins to sink* AIE! *Is left standing on a tiny piece of rock* Help!
All: *Blink*
Cherri: Let's just get on with the fight, okay?
Samuel: Yeah, I'll make sure to protect Charity, right?
John: Yep, can't have her dying. *Grins*
Samuel: Of course you do realize you owe me for this, Charity...
Charity: Oh, be quiet and fight already! _ At least I'm outta the fighting zone...
V: ROAR! AROAR! *Dives back into hole*
John: Time for Whack-A-Volagia...*Whips out Megaton Hammer*
V: AOOOWOWOWOEDOFEOFBEFEVHGFVJHFVEJHFVFVJHEFVJH!!!
*Beat*
V: *Coughs* Sorry, tis my sore throat. Breathing fire harms the esaphogus.
*Beat*
V: Never mind. Let's just go back to me being a mindless dragon. *Pops out of hole*
John: *Bashes V on head* I should try this with Kristin sometime...
Kristin: *From other side of door* NO! No one is smacking ME with a HAMMER! NwahayahayahaKA!
*Mysterious hammer appears over Kristin, and SMACK!*
John: Heh...*Grins evilly*
Kristin: @_@
John: *Cackles*
Kristin: ...Just get on with the fight so I can get through!
V: *Bursts out of hole*
Samuel: *Shoots a bunch of arrows*
V: *Flies back into hole and pops back up* Y'know, considering my skull is as thick as concrete, this could take awhile.
Danielle: Ah, I twill end this fight.
John: You? Yeah right.
Samuel: *Snickers*
Danielle: Hmph! *Mixes potion and walks over to Volvagia* Here, have a drink.
V: Um, thanks, I suppose...*Gulps down potion* AH! *Turns into cute fuzzy lil bunny rabbit*
Cherri: Now, what were you two saying...? *Smirks at John and Samuel*
John: *Whacks Cherri on the head with Megaton hammer, whips out fairy, sticks it on headless body, and grins sheepishly* Oops...Don't know my own strength.
Charity: HA! EAT YOUR FEET!
*Beat*
Charity: Y'know, stick your feet in your mouth, so eat 'em?
All: *Blink*
Charity: FORGET IT! _
Danielle: Anywaaaaaaaaaaay...Back to business. I WON! I WON! I WOOOOOOON! I WANNA BE A MILLIONAIRE!
*Beat*
All: ...
Danielle: Do not comment.
John: *Gets enveloped by rupee* See ya on the other side. *Smirks and vanishes*
Samuel, Danielle, Cherri, and Charity: *Get teleported away*
Kristin: *Finally makes it through door* Okay guys! I figured out I just had to turn the doorknob! I'm rea...Guys? Guys? GUYS?! *Looks at hopping Volagia-bunny, whips out dart gun*
V: Aw, I'm a cute wil bunny! ^_^ *Hail of darts lands all around him, missing him completely for five minutes, looks at Kristin and smirks* You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn! *Gets shot between the eyes, and promptly dies*
Kristin: *Puts away dart gun* Now, how to get back with the others...*Scuttles out door*
*Screen freezes*
UnicornGirl: *Pops in* Hello, I'm UnicornGirl, and you're reading Game Reality! Coming up is Chapter 9, so stay tuned! ^_~
[1] Heh, when John first read this he was like 'Whoa, that was unexpected'. Also OOC for Cherri, but I'll do what I want!
[2] I was in a weird mood at the time.Spot a Pots in Hyrule.Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore. ^^;;;
[3] John hates Dilandau, the Dragon Slayers, and Escaflowne in general. Stupid John.
UnicornGirl: Hello! I've been given full hosting responsibilites for this chapter. Thank you all for your reviews. We don't own Zelda, and I'm making this author note short because I'm too bored to write anymore.
Kokkan: WAAAAIIIITT!!! We forgot the RRR! Lil_Pink_Mew: Perhaps your sister issssss Zelda! Stolen from birth by a random hag who has nothing better to do with her time and spirited away to live with mooooortals! WHOWHOWHOWHOW! Ahem. Lonewalker: There, there, anyone who actually likes this IS insane. Enjoy insanity! ^_^ Oooh, I remind lotsa people of peoples...My best friend thinks I act like her boyfriend. Which is disturbing. But I disgress.
UnicornGirl: Yes, yes! ENOUGH! More reviews, we wantssss! A little bitty anouncement, though: School starts tomorrow, so at the least I will be able to update once a week, if that. So do expect major updates. Apologies. ^_~
(In Sacred Forest Meadow)
John: *Appears in cheesy special effects* Niiice...Aw, why'd you have to make it?
Kristin: Well, excuse me, mister-
*John's pickup truck comes barreling up the stairs, running over fleeing Deku Scrubs*
Fleeing Deku Scrubs: SQUEEEEAK!
Kristin: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
John: *Sighs and calmly walks away from the barreling truck*
Kristin: AAAAAAHHHHH-*Gets run over by pickup truck*
Cherri: *Slams on brakes and the truck stops one inch from the wall*
John: *Inspecting truck* You are very lucky that no scratches are on here...
Danielle: *Whistles and stands in front of a very large scratch*
Charity: *Pulls John away from truck* Let's see if Kristin's dead or not, yes, yes...
John: *Becoming suspicious* What's going-
Samuel: *Nervously* Oh, nothing...*Stage whispers to Danielle* Over to the left more! You can see part of the scratch!
John: SCRATCH?! Look at this huge scratch leading to a...a...a...DENT! *Turns red*
Cherri: AIEE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! TAKE COVER! HIT THE DIRT!
(Far Away, on Lon Lon Ranch...)
Malon: *Singing* Ooooo, oooo, o o o o ooooo...Oo? *Watches mushroom cloud appear in the direction of Kokiri Forest* O_O; Oooooooooooooo...
(Back in Sacred Forest Meadow)
John: *Standing in middle of crater* Never knew temper could be turned into explosions...Niiiiiiice.
Kristin: *Burnt to a crisp* Man, is it me, or are we abused in this fic?
John: It's you.
Charity: WHY AREN'T YOU BURNT UP?!
John: Uh...I dunno...*Shrugs*
Danielle: Um...ehee...*Stares at smoking bit of metal that once was a pickup truck* Let's just...go into the Forest Temple. Yes yes.
John: Argh...Luckily, I have another in my backpack. *Pulls out pickup truck and sets it on ground*
*Beat*
John: WHAT?!
Samuel: Oh, nothing...
Cherri: Let's just get going.
*A few Hookshot trips later*
Kristin: *Covered in Hookshot marks* I can't believe you guys used me as a Hookshot post...*Cries*
John: Heh. Come on. *Walks into Forest Temple*
Wolfos: AOOWWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! *Runs around in circles*
All: *Blink*
John: *Cuts both Wolfos' heads off*
(Basically skipping a bunch of junk, all that's left is a bunch of dead bodies. Now let's join our.characters in the middle of the Boss Room)
Samuel: Nobody's here.
John: Kristin, walk towards the entrance to set off the trap.
Kristin: Gotcha! *Walks through the opening and is almost through the other side* I don't think it's gonna...*Gets poked in the rear by a spike* YOW!
John: Thanks.
Kristin: *Hops back over fence and rubs sore rear* 'Sokay.
Phantom Ganon: *Appears* RAHAHAHAHAHA! I am Phantom Ganon! RAHAHAHAHAHA! *Goes into long spew about how he'll defeat the world*
Everyone Else: *Snoring*
Phantom Ganon: ANYWAY! I will NOW go THROUGH the PAINTINGS! WHEE! GO HORSEE! *Giggles as horse goes through a painting*
Charity: Is he this dumb in the real game?
John: Oh no. Definitely not.
Kristin: *Pulls out dart gun* Okay, keep a lookout for him.
PG (Phantom Ganon): RADADA! CHARGE! *Begins running out of a painting*
John: That gave him away. *Ignores Phantom of Phantom Ganon and smacks the real phantom with a coupla arrows while Kristin shoots dart gun. That was a mouthful.*
PG: WAAAAAAAAA!!! I GOT HUWT! MOMMY! *Sit on floor and cries*
All: *Sweatdrop*
Cherri: *Very calmly walks over and cuts his head off* There. That was easy. [1]
Danielle: Eeeewww...*Turns green and barfs all over Samuel*
Samuel: *Wiping vomit from face* Oh, yuck.
Charity: Heehee...^_^
Voice of Ganon (VOG): NOOO!!! My creation! It isn't alive! Blast, I knew I shouldn't have shopped at Phantoms R Us. They have the best deals, but the worst quality of items...
John: Would you just get on with it instead of yapping about your shopping adventures?
VOG: Harumph! Well, you defeated me, but I won't be as easy! I will send this Phantom back to Phantoms R Us. I expect a full refund, receipt or no receipt!
*Phantom Ganon disapears*
Kristin: Twas strange.
John: Yeah...*Gets enveloped in gigantic rupee* See you guys at Death Mountain...*Disapears*
(In Chamber of Sages)
John: Oh, hey Faith.
Saria: FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M SARIA! Oh, and thanks for saving my life. ^_^ Now.LET ME GET ON WITH MY SPEECH! I went to the Forest Temple because I kinda, well, nature was calling, but all the trees were taken up in the village! I had heard an old hag lived in the Forest Temple that sold Spot a Pots, and I went in search. But alas, it was a trap, and I was trapped by the trap that was placed in the temple to trap me! [2]
John: *Confused*
Saria: Oh, nevermind! Here. *Tosses Forest Medallion* Oh, Rauru wants a word with ya too. *Disapears*
Rauru: *Appears* HEEEELLLLOOOO LINK! *Cough hack wheeze* Ahem! Since I didn't manage to see you when you first arrived, here is the Light Medallion!
*Dramatic music plays as Rauru tosses the Light Medallion to John. It shimmers, glowing beautifully...then drops out of sight into the black abyss separating John and Rauru.*
John: *Blinks* Was that supposed to happen?
Rauru: Ah...no. One moment! *Hops down* AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa.*A faint kersplat is heard*
John: *Rolls eyes*
Rauru: *Comes shooting up and lands back on platform, then tosses Medallion to John*
John: *Catches Medallion* Um...thanks. How'd you manage that?
Rauru: I'm so fat, I just bounced off the floor. Quite convenient.
John: I...see...Anyway, where were you the first time I dropped in?
Rauru: Oh, then? Getting my beard permed at the Hyrulian Hair Cuttery and Spa. I must say, I look good with a curly beard. It fades after a day, though.
John: This is disturbing...
Rauru: Yes, yes. Well, I have teleported your friends to Death Mountain. You will now join them there.
*John disappears*
(At Death Mountain)
Danielle: How much longer is he gonna be?!
Kristin: *Throwing custom Cheeseball Bombs off cliff at the Gorons below* Don't know, don't care.
Random Goron: AIEEEE!!! Tis raining Cheeseballs, I tell ye! Tis ye olde Apocalypse! *Runs smack into a wall and slips on cheese and dies from cheese suffocation*
John: *Appears directly above Kristin*
Kristin: Mweheehee...Stooooopid Gorons...AIEE! *Gets crushed by John falling on her*
John: *Gets off Kristin* Alright, now we get to go into the FIRE TEMPLE!
Dilandau: *Pops in* FIRE! TEMPLE FULL OF FIRE! BURN! MWAHAHAHAHA! *Twitch, twitch*
Domino: *Pops in* Dilandau, how many times have I told you?! Tis RUDE to pop into other's fanfiction! When will you muses' helpers ever learn manners...Sorry, guys. *Drags Dilandau away*
Kristin: *Lightbulb appears over head* HEY! Why doesn't Dilandau join us?! As my favorite bishonen, he DOES have a right...
John: Do you want him dead a millisecond after he arrives? [3]
Kristin: *Glances at Biggoron's Sword* Ah...never mind. Hee hee. ^_^;
John: Good. Now let's go.
(At Entrance to Fire Temple)
John: Alright! The moment of triumph has come!
Charity: So THIS is the-
Samuel: Don't say it!!!
Charity: -Fire Temple.
Dilandau: *Pops in* FIRE! BURN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2-D: *Pops in* Sorry, guys...Don't mention fire again, alright? Dilandau here, he's going nuts...I fink Domino's about had it...*Grabs Dilandau and pops out*
Kristin: *Swoons* Ah, my favorite guy from my favorite band, and my favorite bishonen...It can't get much better than this! 'Course they just HAD to leave so soon...*Sighs*
Rest: *Smacks forehead*
Danielle: Let's just get going...*Rubs head*
(Inside Fi-Uh, You know what Temple)
Kristin: La dee dee doo daaaaaaa...*Gets smacked on the back of the head by a Fire Keese* AH! *Burns up* Heeeeeeelp! *Vanishes*
Cherri: *Slices and dices the Keeses* Dangit, now where's she gonna pop up?!
*At entrance, Kristin pops in*
Kristin: Ooo, what rush! *Scuttles over to everyone else*
John: Here, with this being the Fi-I mean, the you know what temple, you'll probably be needing this a lot. *Tosses Farore's Wind to Kristin*
Kristin: Ooo, pretty! Thankee! *Sticks Farore's Wing in Pocket of Infinite Junk*
(Basically, skipping a buncha junk, Kristin got roasted fifty one times and now they're in front of the Boss Room)
Kristin: Man, if I die ONE MORE TIME-
*Random fire geyser roasts her*
Kristin: *Pops back in using Farore's Wind* Do not comment.
John: *Smirks and enters Boss Room, followed by everyone else, and jumps over to Volvagia's platform, followed by the others, except Charity*
Danielle: So where is he?
John: Kristin, walk forward and start the trap.
Kristin: NONONO!
John: NOW.
Kristin: Noooooooooo!
Samuel: I'll take care of it. *Makes sad puppy face*
Kristin: N...n...n...OKAY! *Stomps off*
Samuel: Heh, works every time. ^_^
Kristin: Oh, Mr. Volvaaaaagia...Come out but don't burn me uuuuup...*Scuttles forward*
Volagia (V): AROOOOOOOAR! *Flies out, splattering Kristin with lava, and yes, frying her*
All: *Wait for Kristin to reappear, suddenly hear banging on the door*
Kristin: *Muffled voice* HEY! I CAN'T GET IN! LEMME IIIIN!
All: *Sweatdrop*
Charity: Um, I'll just stay on the platform insteada coming over, okay? I mean- *Platform begins to sink* AIE! *Is left standing on a tiny piece of rock* Help!
All: *Blink*
Cherri: Let's just get on with the fight, okay?
Samuel: Yeah, I'll make sure to protect Charity, right?
John: Yep, can't have her dying. *Grins*
Samuel: Of course you do realize you owe me for this, Charity...
Charity: Oh, be quiet and fight already! _ At least I'm outta the fighting zone...
V: ROAR! AROAR! *Dives back into hole*
John: Time for Whack-A-Volagia...*Whips out Megaton Hammer*
V: AOOOWOWOWOEDOFEOFBEFEVHGFVJHFVEJHFVFVJHEFVJH!!!
*Beat*
V: *Coughs* Sorry, tis my sore throat. Breathing fire harms the esaphogus.
*Beat*
V: Never mind. Let's just go back to me being a mindless dragon. *Pops out of hole*
John: *Bashes V on head* I should try this with Kristin sometime...
Kristin: *From other side of door* NO! No one is smacking ME with a HAMMER! NwahayahayahaKA!
*Mysterious hammer appears over Kristin, and SMACK!*
John: Heh...*Grins evilly*
Kristin: @_@
John: *Cackles*
Kristin: ...Just get on with the fight so I can get through!
V: *Bursts out of hole*
Samuel: *Shoots a bunch of arrows*
V: *Flies back into hole and pops back up* Y'know, considering my skull is as thick as concrete, this could take awhile.
Danielle: Ah, I twill end this fight.
John: You? Yeah right.
Samuel: *Snickers*
Danielle: Hmph! *Mixes potion and walks over to Volvagia* Here, have a drink.
V: Um, thanks, I suppose...*Gulps down potion* AH! *Turns into cute fuzzy lil bunny rabbit*
Cherri: Now, what were you two saying...? *Smirks at John and Samuel*
John: *Whacks Cherri on the head with Megaton hammer, whips out fairy, sticks it on headless body, and grins sheepishly* Oops...Don't know my own strength.
Charity: HA! EAT YOUR FEET!
*Beat*
Charity: Y'know, stick your feet in your mouth, so eat 'em?
All: *Blink*
Charity: FORGET IT! _
Danielle: Anywaaaaaaaaaaay...Back to business. I WON! I WON! I WOOOOOOON! I WANNA BE A MILLIONAIRE!
*Beat*
All: ...
Danielle: Do not comment.
John: *Gets enveloped by rupee* See ya on the other side. *Smirks and vanishes*
Samuel, Danielle, Cherri, and Charity: *Get teleported away*
Kristin: *Finally makes it through door* Okay guys! I figured out I just had to turn the doorknob! I'm rea...Guys? Guys? GUYS?! *Looks at hopping Volagia-bunny, whips out dart gun*
V: Aw, I'm a cute wil bunny! ^_^ *Hail of darts lands all around him, missing him completely for five minutes, looks at Kristin and smirks* You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn! *Gets shot between the eyes, and promptly dies*
Kristin: *Puts away dart gun* Now, how to get back with the others...*Scuttles out door*
*Screen freezes*
UnicornGirl: *Pops in* Hello, I'm UnicornGirl, and you're reading Game Reality! Coming up is Chapter 9, so stay tuned! ^_~
[1] Heh, when John first read this he was like 'Whoa, that was unexpected'. Also OOC for Cherri, but I'll do what I want!
[2] I was in a weird mood at the time.Spot a Pots in Hyrule.Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore. ^^;;;
[3] John hates Dilandau, the Dragon Slayers, and Escaflowne in general. Stupid John.