Author's Notes:
Kokkan: ...We apologize, people, for the duplicate chapter. It has been...taken care of.
Freakees: *Tied up, being dipped repeatedly in boiling pit of hot oil* OOOOOOWWWW!!! IT WASN'T MY FAAAAUUULLLLLTTT!!! RABID CHIPMUNK UPLOADED IT! NOT ME! I'M INNO-OWWWWWWWWWWW!!! *Faints*
Kokkan: *Paints nails* Rabid Chipmunk, is that true...? *Maniacal gleam appears in eyes*
Rabid Chipmunk: Er...*Looks at burnt Freakees* NO! I was at...Acorns Anonymous. *Crosses fingers behind back*
Kokkan: *Blows on nails* The RRR, then. Quick, now.
Rabid Chipmunk: *Salutes* Alrighty! FOUR REVIEWS FROM ONE PERSON! WE LOVE YOU! WE REALLY LOVE YOU! ^________^ Alrighty then, Chi Senshi: Legolas is the cutiest cuttie on Earth, period! ^_~ Evil is perfect, yesssss...Wahaha...As for the 'beat' question...Have you ever seen a show or movie when someone messes up and there's a sound like a record suddenly screeching to a halt? You know? They call it a beat. Well, _I_ call it a beat, anyway...*Scratches head* Déjà vu...er...IT'S FREAKEES FAULT I TELL YOU! *Spazzes out*
Kokkan: *Raises one perfectly plucked eyebrow* The guilty often overstress their innocence...
Rabid Chipmunk: ...Freak...ANYWAY! Skyla: Dilandau is the cutest person...Of course he was to be anime...BUT WE MUSES HAVE HIM! He's one of our maaaany cute helpers. Hi Dil!
Dilandau: *In background, torches the remains of Freakees body*
Kokkan: Cute. Enjoy the chapter.
John: *Appears in Chamber of Sages* Okay, now for the Fi-...Never mind. *Waits patiently*
*An hour later still waits*
*Five hours later, John is STILL waiting...*
John: Aw, come on! Where the heck is stupid Darunia?!
Domino: *Pops in* 'Ello. Lookin' for the Fire Medallion?
Dilandau: *Pops in* FIRE! MEDALLION! FIRE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
John: Y'know, I've had enough of this pyro...*Whips out arrows, and well...Dilandau has a few holes in him. Dear me.*
Dilandau: Eh? *Examines holes* HEY! MOERO!
Domino: Poor Dilly-chan. Muses' helpers can't die. Anyway, Dil, off you go...
Dilandau: *Rubs head* I have a headache...
Domino: Oooh boy... *Grabs Dilandau and pops out, then pops back in*
John: What was that about?
Domino: Trust me, you don't wanna know what happens when Dil here gets a headache. *Coughturnsintocelinacough*
John: *Blinks*
Domino: Anyway! The Fire Medallion isn't here 'cause Darunia's dead.
John: What?!
Domino: Well, Danielle cheated and stole the Spiritual Stones of Fire and Water, so Ruto and Darunia are dead 'cause Ganny-boy killed 'em.
John: Alright!
Domino: But the Medallions aren't around.
John: What?! Well, then just make 'em materielize or whatever.
Domino: Nope! For dos reasons. One, Kokkan is sick of us making things happen, and two, 'cause I need a subject for the new chapters. BWA! Sooo, just go back in time, defeat King Dodongo and Barinade, and poofaloofa, you'll get your Medallions. *Shrugs and pops out*
John: Stupid...*Gets enveloped by rupee and vanishes*
*At Temple of Time*
Danielle: Why'd we get teleported here?!
Cherri: Who knows...And where's Kristin?!
*Somewhere in the Fire Temple*
Kristin's Distant Voice: Hallooooo...Anybody heeeere? Aw, man, I'm lost. [1]
*Back to the Temple of Time*
Samuel: I guess when John 'ports in he won't be able to fall on Kristin.
Charity: He'll be disapointed. ^_^
*Back at the Fire Temple...Oy vey...*
Kristin: *Wandering around* How could I have gotten lost? I mean, sure, I just ran out and lost Farore's Wind, but still...
John: *Appears over Kristin*
Kristin: *Sniffles* I wish someone else was here...AIEE! *Gets squashed by John*
John: *Smirks* Ooh, look who's here. Wazzup?
Kristin: *Crawls out from under John* You! YOU! YOOOUUUUU!!!
John: *Sighs and prepares himself for a lecture*
Kristin: YOU'RE FINALLY HERE! *Glomps John* I was so lost and lonely and hungry and thirsty...*Cries*
John: *Tries to pry Kristin off* Argh...get off already! Where's Farore's Wind? I want it back.
Kristin: *Detaches herself from John* Weeell...Farore's Wind led a good, fruitful life. We will cherish memories of it forever.
John: Where. Is. Farore's. Wind.
Kristin: It...dropped into a fire geyser. I'm SO SORRY! WAAAAA!!! *Wails*
John: *Twitch twitch*
Kristin: I mean, you'll get me out of here anyway, wight? *Gives cute puppy eyes*
John: *Twitch twitch*
Kristin: Um...you're not mad or anything, right?
John: *Twitches even more*
Kristin: Oh dear. *Trembles* [2]
*At Temple of Time*
Charity: Okay, John's been gone too long. It's getting aggravating.
Samuel: Maybe he was teleported right into a pit of LAVA! *Cackles evilly*
Danielle: Meep, you're beginning to sound like John...*Edges away*
Samuel: Mwahaha! Mwahaha! Mwahaha! *Laughs evilly*
Cherri: Oh, shut up. *Punches Samuel*
Samuel: Mwaha-*Snaps out of trance* Oh, thanks Cherri. I sorta lost it there.
Cherri: No problem. ^_^
Charity: WAIT! I hear something...
Faint Voice: ...aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA...*Crashes through roof*
Cherri: *Looks at beat up Kristin laying on floor* You got John mad, didn't ya?
Kristin: *Groans and sits up* I lost Farore's Wind and John wasn't too happy...He kicked me from Death Mountain Crater to here. *Sighs and twiddles thumbs*
John: *Appears in flash of yellow light* Heh, I finally got rid of Kri-Aw, man, how'd you make it here?
Kristin: You kicked me through the roof!
John: Too bad I didn't kill you. Anyway, I need to head back in the past so I can go through Dodongo's Cavern and Jabu Jabu's belly. Ruto and Darunia are dead since Danielle cheated, so I'm going back to save 'em.
Danielle: We're going too!
John: Oh, but you're not! I'll finally get rid of you stupid people! *Runs towards the Master Sword pedestal*
Samuel: AFTER HIM!
Rest: *Chase after John*
John: *Disapears in blue light just as they reach him*
Charity: Dangit, now he'll have a nice, fun adventure and we'll be stuck here.
Kristin: No we won't! One moment, por favor. *Shrieks*
Kokkan: *Pops in* Y'know, you could just say my name and I'd come in. *Pulls earplugs out of ears*
Kristin: Send us back in time! NOW!
Kokkan: Your wish is my command! *Snickers and zaps all of 'em*
All: *Appear back in time*
Kristin: Ha! We will find John and...where are we?
Random T-Rex: RRROOOOAOAOAOAOOAAARRRRR!!! *Eats rabid Cuccoo*
Rabid Cucco: CLUCK! CLUUUUUCK! SQUWASK! [3]
Cherri: She took us too far back! We're in the age of the dinosaurs!
Kristin: *Singing to the tune of 'Age of Aquarius' song* This is the age of the dinos, age of the dinos, laaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Domino: *Pops in* Stop it! *Covers ears* That's the worst singing I've ever heard...*Winces*
Mysterious Voice: MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA!!!
Samuel: What the heck...?
Danielle: Aw, some poor baby lost it's mommy. *Sniffles*
Kristin: Let's investigate! *Nod nod* Huh?
Baby Skull Kid (BSK): MOMMA! *Runs out of bushes and attaches self to Kristin's leg*
Kristin: Wha?! *Wildly attempts to detach BSK* It won't come ooooofffffff!!!
Kokkan: Kristin! What have you been doing in here?!
Kristin: IT'S NOT MINE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!! *Runs around in
circles*
Charity: This is certainly...ah...interesting. *Blinks*
Kristin: *Stops running and looks down* I know...And I shall call him, Mini- Me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Beat*
Cherri: How 'bout you name it...Josh! *Smiles dreamily* [4]
*Beat*
Kristin: I KNOW! This is the baby's name. *Horns blare* Floppy Disk!
All: *Blink*
Kristin: What?! I'll call it that till I find its real mother and then dump it. Simple as that. ^_^
Cherri: Either way, I say we get back to the time frame John is in, Floppy Disk or no Floppy Disk.
Kokkan: Yah, I'd say that'd be a good idea. Mwahahaha! *Zaps everyone*
*Everyone gets zapped forward back in time...BACK TO THE FUTURE! I mean, Forward to the Past, I mean...Forget it.*
*Everyone appears in Temple of Time*
*Dramatic music plays as the heroes, minus John, step into the light, once
again little kids. They open their mouths to say a glorious saying...*
Floppy Disk: MOMMA!
All: *Sweatdrop*
Kristin: You're still here?! _
Kokkan: John's already in Dodongo's Cavern, right in front of the boss arena. If you want I can zap you all there.
Samuel: Really? You're being awful generous.
Kokkan: Well, it's the least I can do concerning Kristin's current predicament
of Floppy Disk...*Sighs*
Danielle: Well, works for me!
Kokkan: *Zaps everyone*
*Everyone lands in Dodongo's Cavern*
All: *Look around*
Kristin: WHERE'S JOHN?! *Sits on floor and wails*
*A word of consolation is offered.*
Floppy Disk: MOMMA!
Navi: Hey! Look! Listen!
All: IT'S NAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIII!!!
Navi: Beware of the shadows of the creatures that hang from the ceiling!
All: *Notice ominous shadow appearing above Kristin and Floppy Disk*
Kristin: *Eyes wide* Mommy!
Floppy Disk: *Eyes wide* Momma!
Mysterious Shadow: *Drops from ceiling, lands on Kristin, reveals itself to be John* Hi! Did I miss anything?
Samuel: Well, Kristin has a baby. ^_^;
John: O_O Kristin, what happened while I was gone?!
Kristin: Oh, stop it!
Floppy Disk: Momma?
John: Ah...no. Getting to the present moment, Kristin, would you kindly
fall down this hole?
Kristin: No.
Samuel: I'll do it. *Gives sad puppy eyes*
Kristin: Aw...I can't...must...resist...DANGIT! *Jumps down hole*
Floppy Disk: *Falling down hole with Kristin* Moooooooommmmmmaaaaaaa!!!
*In Dodongo's Arena*
Kristin & Floppy Disk: *Land on floor*
Floor: *Begins shaking*
King Dodongo: ROROROROROOAREAREA&VFDKJSBFIBFKJBFDKFBKJFBKJDFKJFB!!!
Kristin & Floppy Disk: Momma!
King Dodongo: *Roasts Kristin & Floppy Disk*
Kristin & Floppy Disk: *Fall over dead*
King Dodongo: Hmmm??? Dead already? Ah well. Tis a shame. *Pulls out TV and begins watching Pokemon*
*In above room*
Kristin: *Pops back in, Floppy Disk securely attached to leg* Okay, trap's been pulled.
John: Great. Let's go! *Hops down hole*
Rest: *Follow him*
King Dodongo: For the love of roasted peanuts, why can't Charizard roast Pikachu?! Bring back the honor of big, scaly dragons, ya moron!
All: *Sweatdrop*
King Dodongo: Harumph...Hm? AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! They're alive! *Rolls around wildly*
Samuel: AAAAAHHHHH!!! RUN FOR IT!
All: *Run, with KD (King Dodongo) gaining on 'em, i.e. Indiana Jones style*
*Indiana Jones music blares in background*
John: *Pulls out whip, attaches whip to ceiling, walks across wall, lands behind KD*
Kristin: I shalt vanquish the evil scaley thingamabober! *Turns bravely around, preparing to fight to the end and...gets run over*
Flattened Kristin: Ow...
Flattened Floppy Disk: Momma...
Rest: *Still running* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
John: *Tosses bomb up & down* Die drej scum! *Throws bomb into KD's mouth*
Danielle: I shalt make sure the evil scaly thingamabober is properly vanquished! *Whips out bomb bag*
*500 bombs rain down on the arena*
One Bomb: *Lands on TV* *TV blows up*
KD: What?! My beautiful Poopymon! *Sits on lava and cries*
Charity: Um...his butt is roasting.
KD: *Inhales, preparing to breath fire, and John gets sucked in*
Danielle: HURRAH! He died! He died! *Waves poms poms and cheers*
Kristin: *Rises from floor, still flattened* I say, old bean, this is a predicament.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
John: *Sliding down throat* Die! *Whips out bomb and...let's just say, while John died, so did KD's stomach. Talk about yer heartburn.*
KD: *Starts choking, sinks into lava, burns up*
*Heart container and Blue Light appears*
Annoying K-Mart Associate: Try our Blue Light special! Or else we're really going under! ^_^ *Gets blown up by Danielle's rabid bombs*
Samuel: Hey, who's gonna get the Heart Container?
Danielle: I, of course, since I am in mourning of my lost brother. *Crosses fingers behind back* It has ruined my life, I assure you.
Cherri: Well, it should be me or Charity since neither of us should die, lest the game blow up! And it should be ME, since I'm so much cooler than that brat.
Charity: BRAT?! Why you little BUG! I SHOULD GET IT! I'M A PRINCESS!
Kristin: NO! I was almost killed saving you pedestrians!
Samuel: But...John...DID die saving us pedestrians, so you don't have room to talk.
Kristin: Shut thy mouth!
All: *Fighting over Heart Container*
Floppy Disk: Mooo...mmmmaaaaa...*Grabs Heart Container, heart container disapears*
Rabid Chipmunk: *Pops in to prevent everyone from killing Floppy Disk, for if they did, Kristin's leg would've been torn off*
Kristin: Well, where are we going now? *Fends off attackers of Floppy Disk*
Rabid Chipmunk: I'll set ya down in front of Jabu Jabu! *Snaps fingers, everyone freezes* And that's the end of the chapter for today. Ciao peoples! ^_~
[1] I usually don't get lost...I just end up taking the long way to wherever I'm going. ^^;;;
[2] John has a bad temper, as I've recently found out. Oh well. ^_^
[3] As you can probably guess by now, I have a demented obsession with all things rabid. Heeheehee.
[4] Josh is Cherri's boyfriend. Mein gott, when we were at Disney she was constantly talking to him on her cell phone. *Rolls eyes* Honestly.
Kokkan: ...We apologize, people, for the duplicate chapter. It has been...taken care of.
Freakees: *Tied up, being dipped repeatedly in boiling pit of hot oil* OOOOOOWWWW!!! IT WASN'T MY FAAAAUUULLLLLTTT!!! RABID CHIPMUNK UPLOADED IT! NOT ME! I'M INNO-OWWWWWWWWWWW!!! *Faints*
Kokkan: *Paints nails* Rabid Chipmunk, is that true...? *Maniacal gleam appears in eyes*
Rabid Chipmunk: Er...*Looks at burnt Freakees* NO! I was at...Acorns Anonymous. *Crosses fingers behind back*
Kokkan: *Blows on nails* The RRR, then. Quick, now.
Rabid Chipmunk: *Salutes* Alrighty! FOUR REVIEWS FROM ONE PERSON! WE LOVE YOU! WE REALLY LOVE YOU! ^________^ Alrighty then, Chi Senshi: Legolas is the cutiest cuttie on Earth, period! ^_~ Evil is perfect, yesssss...Wahaha...As for the 'beat' question...Have you ever seen a show or movie when someone messes up and there's a sound like a record suddenly screeching to a halt? You know? They call it a beat. Well, _I_ call it a beat, anyway...*Scratches head* Déjà vu...er...IT'S FREAKEES FAULT I TELL YOU! *Spazzes out*
Kokkan: *Raises one perfectly plucked eyebrow* The guilty often overstress their innocence...
Rabid Chipmunk: ...Freak...ANYWAY! Skyla: Dilandau is the cutest person...Of course he was to be anime...BUT WE MUSES HAVE HIM! He's one of our maaaany cute helpers. Hi Dil!
Dilandau: *In background, torches the remains of Freakees body*
Kokkan: Cute. Enjoy the chapter.
John: *Appears in Chamber of Sages* Okay, now for the Fi-...Never mind. *Waits patiently*
*An hour later still waits*
*Five hours later, John is STILL waiting...*
John: Aw, come on! Where the heck is stupid Darunia?!
Domino: *Pops in* 'Ello. Lookin' for the Fire Medallion?
Dilandau: *Pops in* FIRE! MEDALLION! FIRE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
John: Y'know, I've had enough of this pyro...*Whips out arrows, and well...Dilandau has a few holes in him. Dear me.*
Dilandau: Eh? *Examines holes* HEY! MOERO!
Domino: Poor Dilly-chan. Muses' helpers can't die. Anyway, Dil, off you go...
Dilandau: *Rubs head* I have a headache...
Domino: Oooh boy... *Grabs Dilandau and pops out, then pops back in*
John: What was that about?
Domino: Trust me, you don't wanna know what happens when Dil here gets a headache. *Coughturnsintocelinacough*
John: *Blinks*
Domino: Anyway! The Fire Medallion isn't here 'cause Darunia's dead.
John: What?!
Domino: Well, Danielle cheated and stole the Spiritual Stones of Fire and Water, so Ruto and Darunia are dead 'cause Ganny-boy killed 'em.
John: Alright!
Domino: But the Medallions aren't around.
John: What?! Well, then just make 'em materielize or whatever.
Domino: Nope! For dos reasons. One, Kokkan is sick of us making things happen, and two, 'cause I need a subject for the new chapters. BWA! Sooo, just go back in time, defeat King Dodongo and Barinade, and poofaloofa, you'll get your Medallions. *Shrugs and pops out*
John: Stupid...*Gets enveloped by rupee and vanishes*
*At Temple of Time*
Danielle: Why'd we get teleported here?!
Cherri: Who knows...And where's Kristin?!
*Somewhere in the Fire Temple*
Kristin's Distant Voice: Hallooooo...Anybody heeeere? Aw, man, I'm lost. [1]
*Back to the Temple of Time*
Samuel: I guess when John 'ports in he won't be able to fall on Kristin.
Charity: He'll be disapointed. ^_^
*Back at the Fire Temple...Oy vey...*
Kristin: *Wandering around* How could I have gotten lost? I mean, sure, I just ran out and lost Farore's Wind, but still...
John: *Appears over Kristin*
Kristin: *Sniffles* I wish someone else was here...AIEE! *Gets squashed by John*
John: *Smirks* Ooh, look who's here. Wazzup?
Kristin: *Crawls out from under John* You! YOU! YOOOUUUUU!!!
John: *Sighs and prepares himself for a lecture*
Kristin: YOU'RE FINALLY HERE! *Glomps John* I was so lost and lonely and hungry and thirsty...*Cries*
John: *Tries to pry Kristin off* Argh...get off already! Where's Farore's Wind? I want it back.
Kristin: *Detaches herself from John* Weeell...Farore's Wind led a good, fruitful life. We will cherish memories of it forever.
John: Where. Is. Farore's. Wind.
Kristin: It...dropped into a fire geyser. I'm SO SORRY! WAAAAA!!! *Wails*
John: *Twitch twitch*
Kristin: I mean, you'll get me out of here anyway, wight? *Gives cute puppy eyes*
John: *Twitch twitch*
Kristin: Um...you're not mad or anything, right?
John: *Twitches even more*
Kristin: Oh dear. *Trembles* [2]
*At Temple of Time*
Charity: Okay, John's been gone too long. It's getting aggravating.
Samuel: Maybe he was teleported right into a pit of LAVA! *Cackles evilly*
Danielle: Meep, you're beginning to sound like John...*Edges away*
Samuel: Mwahaha! Mwahaha! Mwahaha! *Laughs evilly*
Cherri: Oh, shut up. *Punches Samuel*
Samuel: Mwaha-*Snaps out of trance* Oh, thanks Cherri. I sorta lost it there.
Cherri: No problem. ^_^
Charity: WAIT! I hear something...
Faint Voice: ...aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA...*Crashes through roof*
Cherri: *Looks at beat up Kristin laying on floor* You got John mad, didn't ya?
Kristin: *Groans and sits up* I lost Farore's Wind and John wasn't too happy...He kicked me from Death Mountain Crater to here. *Sighs and twiddles thumbs*
John: *Appears in flash of yellow light* Heh, I finally got rid of Kri-Aw, man, how'd you make it here?
Kristin: You kicked me through the roof!
John: Too bad I didn't kill you. Anyway, I need to head back in the past so I can go through Dodongo's Cavern and Jabu Jabu's belly. Ruto and Darunia are dead since Danielle cheated, so I'm going back to save 'em.
Danielle: We're going too!
John: Oh, but you're not! I'll finally get rid of you stupid people! *Runs towards the Master Sword pedestal*
Samuel: AFTER HIM!
Rest: *Chase after John*
John: *Disapears in blue light just as they reach him*
Charity: Dangit, now he'll have a nice, fun adventure and we'll be stuck here.
Kristin: No we won't! One moment, por favor. *Shrieks*
Kokkan: *Pops in* Y'know, you could just say my name and I'd come in. *Pulls earplugs out of ears*
Kristin: Send us back in time! NOW!
Kokkan: Your wish is my command! *Snickers and zaps all of 'em*
All: *Appear back in time*
Kristin: Ha! We will find John and...where are we?
Random T-Rex: RRROOOOAOAOAOAOOAAARRRRR!!! *Eats rabid Cuccoo*
Rabid Cucco: CLUCK! CLUUUUUCK! SQUWASK! [3]
Cherri: She took us too far back! We're in the age of the dinosaurs!
Kristin: *Singing to the tune of 'Age of Aquarius' song* This is the age of the dinos, age of the dinos, laaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Domino: *Pops in* Stop it! *Covers ears* That's the worst singing I've ever heard...*Winces*
Mysterious Voice: MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA!!!
Samuel: What the heck...?
Danielle: Aw, some poor baby lost it's mommy. *Sniffles*
Kristin: Let's investigate! *Nod nod* Huh?
Baby Skull Kid (BSK): MOMMA! *Runs out of bushes and attaches self to Kristin's leg*
Kristin: Wha?! *Wildly attempts to detach BSK* It won't come ooooofffffff!!!
Kokkan: Kristin! What have you been doing in here?!
Kristin: IT'S NOT MINE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!! *Runs around in
circles*
Charity: This is certainly...ah...interesting. *Blinks*
Kristin: *Stops running and looks down* I know...And I shall call him, Mini- Me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Beat*
Cherri: How 'bout you name it...Josh! *Smiles dreamily* [4]
*Beat*
Kristin: I KNOW! This is the baby's name. *Horns blare* Floppy Disk!
All: *Blink*
Kristin: What?! I'll call it that till I find its real mother and then dump it. Simple as that. ^_^
Cherri: Either way, I say we get back to the time frame John is in, Floppy Disk or no Floppy Disk.
Kokkan: Yah, I'd say that'd be a good idea. Mwahahaha! *Zaps everyone*
*Everyone gets zapped forward back in time...BACK TO THE FUTURE! I mean, Forward to the Past, I mean...Forget it.*
*Everyone appears in Temple of Time*
*Dramatic music plays as the heroes, minus John, step into the light, once
again little kids. They open their mouths to say a glorious saying...*
Floppy Disk: MOMMA!
All: *Sweatdrop*
Kristin: You're still here?! _
Kokkan: John's already in Dodongo's Cavern, right in front of the boss arena. If you want I can zap you all there.
Samuel: Really? You're being awful generous.
Kokkan: Well, it's the least I can do concerning Kristin's current predicament
of Floppy Disk...*Sighs*
Danielle: Well, works for me!
Kokkan: *Zaps everyone*
*Everyone lands in Dodongo's Cavern*
All: *Look around*
Kristin: WHERE'S JOHN?! *Sits on floor and wails*
*A word of consolation is offered.*
Floppy Disk: MOMMA!
Navi: Hey! Look! Listen!
All: IT'S NAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIII!!!
Navi: Beware of the shadows of the creatures that hang from the ceiling!
All: *Notice ominous shadow appearing above Kristin and Floppy Disk*
Kristin: *Eyes wide* Mommy!
Floppy Disk: *Eyes wide* Momma!
Mysterious Shadow: *Drops from ceiling, lands on Kristin, reveals itself to be John* Hi! Did I miss anything?
Samuel: Well, Kristin has a baby. ^_^;
John: O_O Kristin, what happened while I was gone?!
Kristin: Oh, stop it!
Floppy Disk: Momma?
John: Ah...no. Getting to the present moment, Kristin, would you kindly
fall down this hole?
Kristin: No.
Samuel: I'll do it. *Gives sad puppy eyes*
Kristin: Aw...I can't...must...resist...DANGIT! *Jumps down hole*
Floppy Disk: *Falling down hole with Kristin* Moooooooommmmmmaaaaaaa!!!
*In Dodongo's Arena*
Kristin & Floppy Disk: *Land on floor*
Floor: *Begins shaking*
King Dodongo: ROROROROROOAREAREA&VFDKJSBFIBFKJBFDKFBKJFBKJDFKJFB!!!
Kristin & Floppy Disk: Momma!
King Dodongo: *Roasts Kristin & Floppy Disk*
Kristin & Floppy Disk: *Fall over dead*
King Dodongo: Hmmm??? Dead already? Ah well. Tis a shame. *Pulls out TV and begins watching Pokemon*
*In above room*
Kristin: *Pops back in, Floppy Disk securely attached to leg* Okay, trap's been pulled.
John: Great. Let's go! *Hops down hole*
Rest: *Follow him*
King Dodongo: For the love of roasted peanuts, why can't Charizard roast Pikachu?! Bring back the honor of big, scaly dragons, ya moron!
All: *Sweatdrop*
King Dodongo: Harumph...Hm? AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! They're alive! *Rolls around wildly*
Samuel: AAAAAHHHHH!!! RUN FOR IT!
All: *Run, with KD (King Dodongo) gaining on 'em, i.e. Indiana Jones style*
*Indiana Jones music blares in background*
John: *Pulls out whip, attaches whip to ceiling, walks across wall, lands behind KD*
Kristin: I shalt vanquish the evil scaley thingamabober! *Turns bravely around, preparing to fight to the end and...gets run over*
Flattened Kristin: Ow...
Flattened Floppy Disk: Momma...
Rest: *Still running* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
John: *Tosses bomb up & down* Die drej scum! *Throws bomb into KD's mouth*
Danielle: I shalt make sure the evil scaly thingamabober is properly vanquished! *Whips out bomb bag*
*500 bombs rain down on the arena*
One Bomb: *Lands on TV* *TV blows up*
KD: What?! My beautiful Poopymon! *Sits on lava and cries*
Charity: Um...his butt is roasting.
KD: *Inhales, preparing to breath fire, and John gets sucked in*
Danielle: HURRAH! He died! He died! *Waves poms poms and cheers*
Kristin: *Rises from floor, still flattened* I say, old bean, this is a predicament.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
John: *Sliding down throat* Die! *Whips out bomb and...let's just say, while John died, so did KD's stomach. Talk about yer heartburn.*
KD: *Starts choking, sinks into lava, burns up*
*Heart container and Blue Light appears*
Annoying K-Mart Associate: Try our Blue Light special! Or else we're really going under! ^_^ *Gets blown up by Danielle's rabid bombs*
Samuel: Hey, who's gonna get the Heart Container?
Danielle: I, of course, since I am in mourning of my lost brother. *Crosses fingers behind back* It has ruined my life, I assure you.
Cherri: Well, it should be me or Charity since neither of us should die, lest the game blow up! And it should be ME, since I'm so much cooler than that brat.
Charity: BRAT?! Why you little BUG! I SHOULD GET IT! I'M A PRINCESS!
Kristin: NO! I was almost killed saving you pedestrians!
Samuel: But...John...DID die saving us pedestrians, so you don't have room to talk.
Kristin: Shut thy mouth!
All: *Fighting over Heart Container*
Floppy Disk: Mooo...mmmmaaaaa...*Grabs Heart Container, heart container disapears*
Rabid Chipmunk: *Pops in to prevent everyone from killing Floppy Disk, for if they did, Kristin's leg would've been torn off*
Kristin: Well, where are we going now? *Fends off attackers of Floppy Disk*
Rabid Chipmunk: I'll set ya down in front of Jabu Jabu! *Snaps fingers, everyone freezes* And that's the end of the chapter for today. Ciao peoples! ^_~
[1] I usually don't get lost...I just end up taking the long way to wherever I'm going. ^^;;;
[2] John has a bad temper, as I've recently found out. Oh well. ^_^
[3] As you can probably guess by now, I have a demented obsession with all things rabid. Heeheehee.
[4] Josh is Cherri's boyfriend. Mein gott, when we were at Disney she was constantly talking to him on her cell phone. *Rolls eyes* Honestly.