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Hey people! This is the Serious side of Hobbit Killer, and look what I've found! It's a prequel to everybody's least favorite story! This chapter was actually written by myself, with a few touch ups by my crazy brother, and it is actually kind of funny, but then again I'm partial to it as this chapter is MINE Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....(takes breath) hahahahahah!
Anywho, here you go.
===DISCAIMERS===
(1) The characters in this story are based on J.R.R. Tolkein's Lord of the Rings and Nickelodeon's Spongebob Squarepants. They are being used for the purposes of fan fiction and we are in no way making a profit off of them. We are making a profit off of the illegal gambling room, however.
(2) If you feel that you must send us an e-mail in response to the following story, we will print out your message and use it as toilet paper.
(3) Our Aunt and alcohol just don't mix.
(4) This story was written by two demented idiots. One of the idiots would like to make it known that this story in no way is a show of disrespect of J.R.R. Tolkein or the fine writers in this fanfic community.
(5) Special thanks to somebody else for coming up with the first line of the theme song. You know who you are!
===END DISCLAIMERS===
The
Who lives in a hobbit hole under the hill?
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Who's got less brains than the pony named Bill?
Frodo Hobbitpants!
His Middle-Earth music's what he likes to sing!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Now run up to Mordor and toss in a ring!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
At the Krusty Lemba we find our beloved though thoughrolly evil friend Squidron as he chops up one of the secret ingredeints of the Lemba Patties.
Out of nowhere, Squidron's boss, Mr. Butterkrab, yelled, "Hey! You're losing me money! Work faster!" This caused Squidron to lose his concentration, which caused his knife to slip, which caused him to cut his own finger off, sending his digit and the college class ring attached to it flying across the room.
"!@#$%^&!!!!!!" Squidron's curse roused the attention of none other than Isildur, the stuck up son of the mayor.
"Ohhh, pretty shiny thing," Isildur shouted, pushing the rapidly dessintigrating Squidron out of the way, Isildur grabbed Squidron's ring and ran out of the building, only to be fatally stung by an Orcfish the second he walked out of the door.
Just then, Golton the Plankton was walking by, and happened to spot the ring. "Oooh, pretty shiny thing," Golton drooled. He grabbed the ring, and proceeded to live an unaturally long life which caused him to mutate into a hideous creature.
One day, Frodo Hobbitpants's cousin, Bilbo Hobbitpants, was Orcfishing with a group of squirrels when he came across Golton. Golton, so consumed by the shininess of the ring, decided to call Bilbo nasty names. In retaliation, Bilbo stepped on Golton and took the ring.
The ring caused Bilbo to also have an unnaturally long life, until one day when Sandy the Wizard came by and made him give the ring to Frodo.
The End.
Hey people! This is the Serious side of Hobbit Killer, and look what I've found! It's a prequel to everybody's least favorite story! This chapter was actually written by myself, with a few touch ups by my crazy brother, and it is actually kind of funny, but then again I'm partial to it as this chapter is MINE Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....(takes breath) hahahahahah!
Anywho, here you go.
===DISCAIMERS===
(1) The characters in this story are based on J.R.R. Tolkein's Lord of the Rings and Nickelodeon's Spongebob Squarepants. They are being used for the purposes of fan fiction and we are in no way making a profit off of them. We are making a profit off of the illegal gambling room, however.
(2) If you feel that you must send us an e-mail in response to the following story, we will print out your message and use it as toilet paper.
(3) Our Aunt and alcohol just don't mix.
(4) This story was written by two demented idiots. One of the idiots would like to make it known that this story in no way is a show of disrespect of J.R.R. Tolkein or the fine writers in this fanfic community.
(5) Special thanks to somebody else for coming up with the first line of the theme song. You know who you are!
===END DISCLAIMERS===
The
Who lives in a hobbit hole under the hill?
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Who's got less brains than the pony named Bill?
Frodo Hobbitpants!
His Middle-Earth music's what he likes to sing!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Now run up to Mordor and toss in a ring!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
Frodo Hobbitpants!
At the Krusty Lemba we find our beloved though thoughrolly evil friend Squidron as he chops up one of the secret ingredeints of the Lemba Patties.
Out of nowhere, Squidron's boss, Mr. Butterkrab, yelled, "Hey! You're losing me money! Work faster!" This caused Squidron to lose his concentration, which caused his knife to slip, which caused him to cut his own finger off, sending his digit and the college class ring attached to it flying across the room.
"!@#$%^&!!!!!!" Squidron's curse roused the attention of none other than Isildur, the stuck up son of the mayor.
"Ohhh, pretty shiny thing," Isildur shouted, pushing the rapidly dessintigrating Squidron out of the way, Isildur grabbed Squidron's ring and ran out of the building, only to be fatally stung by an Orcfish the second he walked out of the door.
Just then, Golton the Plankton was walking by, and happened to spot the ring. "Oooh, pretty shiny thing," Golton drooled. He grabbed the ring, and proceeded to live an unaturally long life which caused him to mutate into a hideous creature.
One day, Frodo Hobbitpants's cousin, Bilbo Hobbitpants, was Orcfishing with a group of squirrels when he came across Golton. Golton, so consumed by the shininess of the ring, decided to call Bilbo nasty names. In retaliation, Bilbo stepped on Golton and took the ring.
The ring caused Bilbo to also have an unnaturally long life, until one day when Sandy the Wizard came by and made him give the ring to Frodo.
The End.