Author's Notes:
Kim: Hahahahahahahaha! I'm hosting NOW! So READ and REVIEW this piece o' junk or else.*Whips out missile launcher and laughs insanely* Anyway, we muses apologize for the wait, but we've been banned from fanfiction.net because it has, supposedly, 'interefered with our schooling hyuk hyuk hyuk'. Grrrrrr. Anyway, we reward your patience with this, which is, in Kristin's opinion, the funniest and most disgusting chapter.
*At Jabu Jabu's Platform*
Kristin: How can he breathe out of water?
Samuel: Notice he's bobbing in and out of the water.
Kristin: But...but...but...I don't have a comeback.
Cherri: Hey, Domino? A fish would be nice right about now...
Kristin: *Wanders up to Jabu Jabu's mouth*
JJ (Jabu Jabu): *Opens mouth*
Domino: Oh, John's already in there.
Kristin: My! What smelly breath you have!
JJ: *Begins hacking, giant balls of phlegm come out of mouth* [1]
All: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! *Become covered in phlegm, dive into water*
*After washing off*
Domino: That was digusting! You guys are on your own! *Pops out*
Kristin: Let's go find JOHN!
Danielle: I bet you a hundred to one he's arguing to Ruto about carrying her.
Cherri: Yeah, right.
All: *Walk in*
Kristin: Lalala...*Falls down hole* AAAAHHH!!! I'M BEING DIGESTED!!! [2]
All: *Follow*
Kristin: *Lands on floor* Me butt, me butt...Huh? AIEEE!!! Tis a mutated phlegm ball!
Ruto: I beg your pardon! I am Ruto, Princess of the Zoras! I was arguing with that weirdo who is about to-
John: *Lands on Kristin*
Kristin: *Crawls out from under John* One day, I will dodge you.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
John: Just wait till I get the iron boots!
Kristin: *Faints*
Rest: *Land*
Danielle: John, are you arguing with Ruto over having to carry her?
John: Uh...yeah.How'd you know? Wait, on second thought.
Ruto: MORE WEIRDOS?!
All: *Brandish weapons*
Ruto: That is to say.I meant weirdos in a good way!
All: Oh. *Put away weapons*
Ruto: Well, someone has to carry me!
John: Kristin? You're the tallest.
Kristin: Ah, no. I'm already carrying somebody! *Glares at Floppy Disk*
Ruto: It has to be a guy so I can live up to my reputation as a flirt!
John: *Yanks Samuel* He'll do it!
Samuel: WHAT?! That goes against all principles of-
John: *Takes out Soviet AK 47*
Samuel: On second thought.Sure, hop on!
*After several minutes, our (not) heroic group makes it to the Spiritual Stone*
Ruto: Ohohohoh! MY STONE! *Hops*
Samuel: *Straining under weight* .Don't.hop.*Falls over*
Ruto: THROW ME UP THERE!
John: No.
Ruto: Samuel?
Samuel: So.heavy.*Faints*
Ruto: Argh! *Hops on platform by herself, runs up to Stone* Prreeeettttyyyy!!! *Elevator moves* KYAAAA!!! AN OCTOPUS THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ONE!!!
Charity: Since when, in medievil times, did they have elevators in gigantic fish's stomachs?!
John: Who cares? Spread out, we're about to have company.
*Sure enough, a protective covering covers the door, and a gigantic mutated phlegm ball, aka Octopus of Doom for Lack of a Better Name, appears*
OoDfLoaBN (Octupus of Doom for Lack of a Better Name): RRRROOOOAAAARRR!!! *Spins around*
Kristin: Who should attack first?!
John: I dunno, who has the boomerang?
All: Um.*Look around*
Danielle: I think we skipped that part.
John: Samuel, help me boost as many as the company as we can onto the platform.
Samuel: I've done enough carrying!
John: *Whips out Soviet AK 47*
Samuel: Uh.who first?
John: That's better.
*A few moments later, everyone but Kristin, Floppy Disk, John, and Samuel are on the platform*
John: Kristin. Get. On. The. Platform.
Floppy Disk: Momma!
Kristin: I will not be thrown! I will climb! I will make it! I will- *Gets smacked by the OoDfLoaBN*
Samuel: *Smacks forehead* Brilliant, Kristin. Brilliant.
Kristin: KYAAAAAA!!! *Flies across the room* THAT'S IT! I've had enough! *Whips out PDS* I can handle being attacked, but you will not hurt my Floppy Disk! *Pokes wildly at OoDfLoaBN*
OoDfLoaBN: AROROROROROGAGAGAGAGGAARRRRRRRHARR! *Dies*
John: That.was abrupt.
Kristin: *Wipes off goo* Mother's protectiveness. Pay it no mind. *Pats Floppy Disk*
Floppy Disk: Momma!
Cherri: Enough of this already! We need to get going before it's too late!
John, Kristin, Samuel: *Hop on elevator*
*Elevator zooms up to the upper floor*
Kristin: *Singing* He got real big on burgers an' fries, now he's down to a smaller size, he's Henry, Clay Henry.Subway, eat fresh.*Dances a jig*
Charity: WHAT are you talking about?
Kristin: *Shrugs, continues humming, prances around elevator*
Samuel: I will not ask, I will not pretend I care.
*Elevator arrives*
Mechanical Voice: Welcome to the Upper Floor. Be prepared to immediately face an electrified jellyfish and soon the boss. Also, be prepared to be killed. Have a nice day.
All: *Sweatdrop*
*Skipping more stuff, we're back in front of the Boss Door*
All: *Walk in*
John: Kristin, set the trap.
Kristin: One must do something to support one's kid who is not one's own.*Sighs and scuttles forward*
B (Barinade): *Gurgles, electricutes Kristin*
Kristin & Floppy Disk: *Begin shaking*
John: Uh.
Kristin & Floppy Disk: *Twitch*
Danielle: Uh-oh.
Kristin & Floppy Disk: *Burst into flames*
Cherri: *Snaps picture* A beeeeyooootiful Kodak moment.
Kristin & Floppy Disk: *Pop back in*
Kristin: That was wude.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
John: Spread out, guys. Hearts are in the pots if'n you need 'em.
Danielle: *Skips up, covered in rubber*
B: *Electricutes Danielle*
Danielle: Can't hurt me, covered in rubber! I am invincible! *Hacks at tentacles attaching B to ceiling*
B: *Now free, gurgles and twirls around wildly*
Kristin: Best ballet performance ever, old chap! *Get whacked by jellyfish armor, spike on jellyfish armor sticks in Kristin* AAAAAHHH!!! *Goes twirling around the room, attached to B*
Samuel: Oh, for crying out loud! *Runs under jellyfish armor, hacks away at B*
Cherri: *Runs alongside jellyfish holding Kristin, hacks at spike*
Kristin: Hit the spike! Not me! THE SPIKE!
Floppy Disk: Momma!
B: *Gurgles*
Charity: What's my weapon?! I need a weapon!
John: *Running after B* Stun it with Zelda's incompetence!
Charity: Alright! My eyebrows are green! I'm going to send a boy to save a country! I think I'll give him my beautiful ocarina too! I'm going to run away from some idiot on a horse! I'll have weird dreams!
B: *Turns blue, sinks to floor, gurgles*
Kristin: Now! While he's down! Get me OFF!
Cherri: I can't hack through the spike!
John and Samuel: *Hack away*
B: *Gurgles, shoots back up and begins twirling*
Kristin: My stomach.*Begins vomiting*
Cherri: *Gets covered in vomit* Well! See if I try to help you next time!
Danielle: *Riding on top of B* Wheeeeee!!!
John: Charity, we need more stupidity!
Charity: I'm on it! I'm going to be a tranvestite when I grow up! I'm going to get captured! I'm going to get trapped in a girly pink crystal and whine about it!
B: *Gurgles, speeds up to light speed*
Samuel: Now we can't even see it!
Kristin: *Hacks up whatever food she ever ate*
Danielle: YAHOOOOOO!
B: *Suddenly blows up*
Kristin: *Falls to floor, covered in vomit, green slime, and remains of warts* I hate Barinade.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
Kristin: *Crawls over to pot, smashes it* I need a Heart.*Finds herself holding a pumping, real-life heart* EGADS! *Pukes up some bark*
Samuel: *Turns green, turns around, and pukes*
*Heart Container appears*
John: Alright, give me the heart container.
Kristin: I need it! I'm dying.*Crawls toward heart container and sniffs* [3]
Charity: I stunned it, I get it!
Cherri: I tried to save Kristin, so I get it for my valiant deed!
Danielle: It's mine, and that's IT!
Samuel: Take.BLECH.it.BLU.I.HACK.don't.BLECK.care.BLARGH.
Floppy Disk: Momma. *Grabs Heart Container*
Rest: FLOPPY DISK! _
Kristin: Ahahah! Nooo trying to kill me poor Floppy Disk! *Waves PDS around menacingly*
*Blue light appears with Ruto in it*
John: Oh boy. See you guys later. *Walks into blue light*
Rest: *Get teleported away*
Ruto: You! YOU! YOOOUUUU!!!
John: What did I ever do to deserve this.
Ruto: You were cool! Way cooler than I thought you'd be! Well, a little, anyway.
John: Hurry UP already!
Ruto: Harumphie!
Both: *Teleport*
John: *Opens eyes*
Ruto: *Right in front of him* Hee hee hee!
John: GAH! *Punches Ruto*
Ruto: Hehehooooooo.@_@ *Falls into water*
John: Oops.*Dives down, steals Spiritual Stone of Water* Heh heh heh! *Swims away* She's not concious, so I'm not engaged.Heh.*Cackles*
Ruto: *Wakes up, sees John waaaay far away* HEY YOU! WE'RE ENGAGED NOW! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
John: Dangit!
Domino: *Pops in* Oh, cruel twist of fate, eh? Heh heh. *Cackles*
John: Why didn't you stop her from waking up?!
Domino: Too much fun! Anywhoo, ready to be teleported to the others?
John: Yeah. *Vanishing in flash of light*
*At Temple of Time*
Kristin: I'm bored.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
Samuel: We know.
Kristin: Hey! I know! I'll entertain us all!
Danielle: Oh no.*Cowers*
Kristin: *Singing* I waaaaant my Baby Back Baby Back Baby Back Baby Back.Chiiiiiiillllleeeeeee'sssssss Baaaaaaby Baaaaack Riiiiiibssss.Barbecue Sauce! *Dances the hula*
All: GAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *Hurls rocks, wood, and other debris at Kristin*
John: *Appears over Kristin*
Kristin: Would you like hear it again?
All: NOOO!!!
Kristin: Yes? GOOD!
John: *Strikes match, pulls bomb out*
Kristin: First, to warm up.*Takes big breath* *Bomb lands on Kristin's head*
*Loud blast ensues*
Kristin: *Burnt* Ow. *Falls over*
Floppy Disk: Momma.
John: *Lands on Kristin's back, launches towards pedestal*
Kristin: I am NOT the human trampoline here!
John: Works for me! *Pulls out sword, vanishing in blue light*
Samuel: We got left behind AGAIN!
Background Music: I wish we'd all been reaaaaddddyyyyy.
Cherri: SHUT UP!
Kristin: *Stands up, then shrieks*
Domino: *Pops in* FOR THE LAST TIME! YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHRIEK!
Kristin: But it's so fun! Now, take us forward to the future!
Domino: *Grins* Okay then! The future!
All: *Disapear*
All: *Reappear*
All: *Are surrounded by aliens, hover cars, teleporters, laser guns, the works*
Kristin: Wow, where the heck- *Nearly gets hit by hover car* Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto!
Cherri: Are you comparing one of us to a dog?
Floppy Disk: Momma!
Charity: This is aggravating.
Samuel: Shut up.
Charity: Make me!
Samuel: *Pulls out sword*
Charity: *Sulks*
Danielle: Domino, take us back already!
Domino: Back? Okay, I can do back! *Cackles*
Danielle: You KNOW what we mean, Domino.
Domino: Fine.
All: *Vanish*
*Appear at Temple of Time*
All: *Walk outside*
Kristin: Uh-oh.
Cherri: What?
Kristin: Now we hafta do the dreaded.Water Temple! *Horns toot*
Danielle: Wasn't it the Water Temple that got us here in the first place?
Kristin: SHUT UP! *Horns fall silent*
Domino: Here, I'll teleport you to the room with the Iron Boots. Y'know, in the Ice Cavern.
*Everyone poofs into room*
Kristin: Alrighty! Now, I AM PREPARED! *Raises shield above head*
*Five minutes pass*
All: *Look up*
Dead Wolfos: *Pinned up to ceiling by arrows*
Kristin: Oh. *Takes down shield*
*Dead Wolfos falls on Kristin*
Kristin: I hate you.
Samuel: Directly, that wasn't John, y'know.
Kristin: *Shoots darts at Samuel*
Samuel: *Gets knocked out*
Danielle: Great. You're carrying him, Kristin.
Kristin: Already carrying somebody.*Points to Floppy Disk* NYAA!
Floppy Disk: Momma!
Domino: *Pops in* Enough! He's entering the Water Temple. I'll take ya there.
All: *Get poofed to the Water Temple*
[1] Once I hacked up a phelgm ball onto the ham I was eating. It was gross.
[2] When I first played OoT I thought Link was being digested. Oh, the stupidity of my brain.~_~
[3] Sound familiar? Like the Ring Wraiths do in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring? They crawl an' sniff. ^_^
Kim: Hahahahahahahaha! I'm hosting NOW! So READ and REVIEW this piece o' junk or else.*Whips out missile launcher and laughs insanely* Anyway, we muses apologize for the wait, but we've been banned from fanfiction.net because it has, supposedly, 'interefered with our schooling hyuk hyuk hyuk'. Grrrrrr. Anyway, we reward your patience with this, which is, in Kristin's opinion, the funniest and most disgusting chapter.
*At Jabu Jabu's Platform*
Kristin: How can he breathe out of water?
Samuel: Notice he's bobbing in and out of the water.
Kristin: But...but...but...I don't have a comeback.
Cherri: Hey, Domino? A fish would be nice right about now...
Kristin: *Wanders up to Jabu Jabu's mouth*
JJ (Jabu Jabu): *Opens mouth*
Domino: Oh, John's already in there.
Kristin: My! What smelly breath you have!
JJ: *Begins hacking, giant balls of phlegm come out of mouth* [1]
All: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! *Become covered in phlegm, dive into water*
*After washing off*
Domino: That was digusting! You guys are on your own! *Pops out*
Kristin: Let's go find JOHN!
Danielle: I bet you a hundred to one he's arguing to Ruto about carrying her.
Cherri: Yeah, right.
All: *Walk in*
Kristin: Lalala...*Falls down hole* AAAAHHH!!! I'M BEING DIGESTED!!! [2]
All: *Follow*
Kristin: *Lands on floor* Me butt, me butt...Huh? AIEEE!!! Tis a mutated phlegm ball!
Ruto: I beg your pardon! I am Ruto, Princess of the Zoras! I was arguing with that weirdo who is about to-
John: *Lands on Kristin*
Kristin: *Crawls out from under John* One day, I will dodge you.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
John: Just wait till I get the iron boots!
Kristin: *Faints*
Rest: *Land*
Danielle: John, are you arguing with Ruto over having to carry her?
John: Uh...yeah.How'd you know? Wait, on second thought.
Ruto: MORE WEIRDOS?!
All: *Brandish weapons*
Ruto: That is to say.I meant weirdos in a good way!
All: Oh. *Put away weapons*
Ruto: Well, someone has to carry me!
John: Kristin? You're the tallest.
Kristin: Ah, no. I'm already carrying somebody! *Glares at Floppy Disk*
Ruto: It has to be a guy so I can live up to my reputation as a flirt!
John: *Yanks Samuel* He'll do it!
Samuel: WHAT?! That goes against all principles of-
John: *Takes out Soviet AK 47*
Samuel: On second thought.Sure, hop on!
*After several minutes, our (not) heroic group makes it to the Spiritual Stone*
Ruto: Ohohohoh! MY STONE! *Hops*
Samuel: *Straining under weight* .Don't.hop.*Falls over*
Ruto: THROW ME UP THERE!
John: No.
Ruto: Samuel?
Samuel: So.heavy.*Faints*
Ruto: Argh! *Hops on platform by herself, runs up to Stone* Prreeeettttyyyy!!! *Elevator moves* KYAAAA!!! AN OCTOPUS THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ONE!!!
Charity: Since when, in medievil times, did they have elevators in gigantic fish's stomachs?!
John: Who cares? Spread out, we're about to have company.
*Sure enough, a protective covering covers the door, and a gigantic mutated phlegm ball, aka Octopus of Doom for Lack of a Better Name, appears*
OoDfLoaBN (Octupus of Doom for Lack of a Better Name): RRRROOOOAAAARRR!!! *Spins around*
Kristin: Who should attack first?!
John: I dunno, who has the boomerang?
All: Um.*Look around*
Danielle: I think we skipped that part.
John: Samuel, help me boost as many as the company as we can onto the platform.
Samuel: I've done enough carrying!
John: *Whips out Soviet AK 47*
Samuel: Uh.who first?
John: That's better.
*A few moments later, everyone but Kristin, Floppy Disk, John, and Samuel are on the platform*
John: Kristin. Get. On. The. Platform.
Floppy Disk: Momma!
Kristin: I will not be thrown! I will climb! I will make it! I will- *Gets smacked by the OoDfLoaBN*
Samuel: *Smacks forehead* Brilliant, Kristin. Brilliant.
Kristin: KYAAAAAA!!! *Flies across the room* THAT'S IT! I've had enough! *Whips out PDS* I can handle being attacked, but you will not hurt my Floppy Disk! *Pokes wildly at OoDfLoaBN*
OoDfLoaBN: AROROROROROGAGAGAGAGGAARRRRRRRHARR! *Dies*
John: That.was abrupt.
Kristin: *Wipes off goo* Mother's protectiveness. Pay it no mind. *Pats Floppy Disk*
Floppy Disk: Momma!
Cherri: Enough of this already! We need to get going before it's too late!
John, Kristin, Samuel: *Hop on elevator*
*Elevator zooms up to the upper floor*
Kristin: *Singing* He got real big on burgers an' fries, now he's down to a smaller size, he's Henry, Clay Henry.Subway, eat fresh.*Dances a jig*
Charity: WHAT are you talking about?
Kristin: *Shrugs, continues humming, prances around elevator*
Samuel: I will not ask, I will not pretend I care.
*Elevator arrives*
Mechanical Voice: Welcome to the Upper Floor. Be prepared to immediately face an electrified jellyfish and soon the boss. Also, be prepared to be killed. Have a nice day.
All: *Sweatdrop*
*Skipping more stuff, we're back in front of the Boss Door*
All: *Walk in*
John: Kristin, set the trap.
Kristin: One must do something to support one's kid who is not one's own.*Sighs and scuttles forward*
B (Barinade): *Gurgles, electricutes Kristin*
Kristin & Floppy Disk: *Begin shaking*
John: Uh.
Kristin & Floppy Disk: *Twitch*
Danielle: Uh-oh.
Kristin & Floppy Disk: *Burst into flames*
Cherri: *Snaps picture* A beeeeyooootiful Kodak moment.
Kristin & Floppy Disk: *Pop back in*
Kristin: That was wude.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
John: Spread out, guys. Hearts are in the pots if'n you need 'em.
Danielle: *Skips up, covered in rubber*
B: *Electricutes Danielle*
Danielle: Can't hurt me, covered in rubber! I am invincible! *Hacks at tentacles attaching B to ceiling*
B: *Now free, gurgles and twirls around wildly*
Kristin: Best ballet performance ever, old chap! *Get whacked by jellyfish armor, spike on jellyfish armor sticks in Kristin* AAAAAHHH!!! *Goes twirling around the room, attached to B*
Samuel: Oh, for crying out loud! *Runs under jellyfish armor, hacks away at B*
Cherri: *Runs alongside jellyfish holding Kristin, hacks at spike*
Kristin: Hit the spike! Not me! THE SPIKE!
Floppy Disk: Momma!
B: *Gurgles*
Charity: What's my weapon?! I need a weapon!
John: *Running after B* Stun it with Zelda's incompetence!
Charity: Alright! My eyebrows are green! I'm going to send a boy to save a country! I think I'll give him my beautiful ocarina too! I'm going to run away from some idiot on a horse! I'll have weird dreams!
B: *Turns blue, sinks to floor, gurgles*
Kristin: Now! While he's down! Get me OFF!
Cherri: I can't hack through the spike!
John and Samuel: *Hack away*
B: *Gurgles, shoots back up and begins twirling*
Kristin: My stomach.*Begins vomiting*
Cherri: *Gets covered in vomit* Well! See if I try to help you next time!
Danielle: *Riding on top of B* Wheeeeee!!!
John: Charity, we need more stupidity!
Charity: I'm on it! I'm going to be a tranvestite when I grow up! I'm going to get captured! I'm going to get trapped in a girly pink crystal and whine about it!
B: *Gurgles, speeds up to light speed*
Samuel: Now we can't even see it!
Kristin: *Hacks up whatever food she ever ate*
Danielle: YAHOOOOOO!
B: *Suddenly blows up*
Kristin: *Falls to floor, covered in vomit, green slime, and remains of warts* I hate Barinade.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
Kristin: *Crawls over to pot, smashes it* I need a Heart.*Finds herself holding a pumping, real-life heart* EGADS! *Pukes up some bark*
Samuel: *Turns green, turns around, and pukes*
*Heart Container appears*
John: Alright, give me the heart container.
Kristin: I need it! I'm dying.*Crawls toward heart container and sniffs* [3]
Charity: I stunned it, I get it!
Cherri: I tried to save Kristin, so I get it for my valiant deed!
Danielle: It's mine, and that's IT!
Samuel: Take.BLECH.it.BLU.I.HACK.don't.BLECK.care.BLARGH.
Floppy Disk: Momma. *Grabs Heart Container*
Rest: FLOPPY DISK! _
Kristin: Ahahah! Nooo trying to kill me poor Floppy Disk! *Waves PDS around menacingly*
*Blue light appears with Ruto in it*
John: Oh boy. See you guys later. *Walks into blue light*
Rest: *Get teleported away*
Ruto: You! YOU! YOOOUUUU!!!
John: What did I ever do to deserve this.
Ruto: You were cool! Way cooler than I thought you'd be! Well, a little, anyway.
John: Hurry UP already!
Ruto: Harumphie!
Both: *Teleport*
John: *Opens eyes*
Ruto: *Right in front of him* Hee hee hee!
John: GAH! *Punches Ruto*
Ruto: Hehehooooooo.@_@ *Falls into water*
John: Oops.*Dives down, steals Spiritual Stone of Water* Heh heh heh! *Swims away* She's not concious, so I'm not engaged.Heh.*Cackles*
Ruto: *Wakes up, sees John waaaay far away* HEY YOU! WE'RE ENGAGED NOW! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
John: Dangit!
Domino: *Pops in* Oh, cruel twist of fate, eh? Heh heh. *Cackles*
John: Why didn't you stop her from waking up?!
Domino: Too much fun! Anywhoo, ready to be teleported to the others?
John: Yeah. *Vanishing in flash of light*
*At Temple of Time*
Kristin: I'm bored.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
Samuel: We know.
Kristin: Hey! I know! I'll entertain us all!
Danielle: Oh no.*Cowers*
Kristin: *Singing* I waaaaant my Baby Back Baby Back Baby Back Baby Back.Chiiiiiiillllleeeeeee'sssssss Baaaaaaby Baaaaack Riiiiiibssss.Barbecue Sauce! *Dances the hula*
All: GAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *Hurls rocks, wood, and other debris at Kristin*
John: *Appears over Kristin*
Kristin: Would you like hear it again?
All: NOOO!!!
Kristin: Yes? GOOD!
John: *Strikes match, pulls bomb out*
Kristin: First, to warm up.*Takes big breath* *Bomb lands on Kristin's head*
*Loud blast ensues*
Kristin: *Burnt* Ow. *Falls over*
Floppy Disk: Momma.
John: *Lands on Kristin's back, launches towards pedestal*
Kristin: I am NOT the human trampoline here!
John: Works for me! *Pulls out sword, vanishing in blue light*
Samuel: We got left behind AGAIN!
Background Music: I wish we'd all been reaaaaddddyyyyy.
Cherri: SHUT UP!
Kristin: *Stands up, then shrieks*
Domino: *Pops in* FOR THE LAST TIME! YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHRIEK!
Kristin: But it's so fun! Now, take us forward to the future!
Domino: *Grins* Okay then! The future!
All: *Disapear*
All: *Reappear*
All: *Are surrounded by aliens, hover cars, teleporters, laser guns, the works*
Kristin: Wow, where the heck- *Nearly gets hit by hover car* Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto!
Cherri: Are you comparing one of us to a dog?
Floppy Disk: Momma!
Charity: This is aggravating.
Samuel: Shut up.
Charity: Make me!
Samuel: *Pulls out sword*
Charity: *Sulks*
Danielle: Domino, take us back already!
Domino: Back? Okay, I can do back! *Cackles*
Danielle: You KNOW what we mean, Domino.
Domino: Fine.
All: *Vanish*
*Appear at Temple of Time*
All: *Walk outside*
Kristin: Uh-oh.
Cherri: What?
Kristin: Now we hafta do the dreaded.Water Temple! *Horns toot*
Danielle: Wasn't it the Water Temple that got us here in the first place?
Kristin: SHUT UP! *Horns fall silent*
Domino: Here, I'll teleport you to the room with the Iron Boots. Y'know, in the Ice Cavern.
*Everyone poofs into room*
Kristin: Alrighty! Now, I AM PREPARED! *Raises shield above head*
*Five minutes pass*
All: *Look up*
Dead Wolfos: *Pinned up to ceiling by arrows*
Kristin: Oh. *Takes down shield*
*Dead Wolfos falls on Kristin*
Kristin: I hate you.
Samuel: Directly, that wasn't John, y'know.
Kristin: *Shoots darts at Samuel*
Samuel: *Gets knocked out*
Danielle: Great. You're carrying him, Kristin.
Kristin: Already carrying somebody.*Points to Floppy Disk* NYAA!
Floppy Disk: Momma!
Domino: *Pops in* Enough! He's entering the Water Temple. I'll take ya there.
All: *Get poofed to the Water Temple*
[1] Once I hacked up a phelgm ball onto the ham I was eating. It was gross.
[2] When I first played OoT I thought Link was being digested. Oh, the stupidity of my brain.~_~
[3] Sound familiar? Like the Ring Wraiths do in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring? They crawl an' sniff. ^_^