Author's Notes:
Sweetpea: WAZZZUUUUUPP!!! And so we introduce Chapter 101 of this insane and crazy story!
Domino: Uh, Sweetpea? I think that's 10.
UnicornGirl: No, it's 8!
Icy: 13!
Kokkan: 15!
Freakees: 16!
Rabid Chipmunk: Uh, guys? Why don't we just check the script?
All: *Glare at Rabid Chipmunk* That would be too easy.
UnicornGirl: We could ask the characters in the story...
DeathAngel: That would be the smart thing to do. And we can't have that. But I disgress. It's Chapter 11.
Icy: *Blinks* And you know that how?
DeathAngel: Last chapter was number 10. Morons. *Rolls eyes*
Rest: ...
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All: *Pop into entrance of Water Temple*
Kristin: *Nods solemnly* This is the temple that brought us here.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
Danielle: Well, come on!
All: *Enter temple*
Charity: I think I'll detest this temple. *Nearly gets hit by a bomb* IE!
Cherri: What in the world?!
John: (On middle platform) WHERE IS THE STUPID DOOR?! *Throws bombs everywhere*
Kristin: *Hops into water, paddles over to John* Temper, temper. What's wrong?
John: Now you guys are here? *Jumps on Kristin* At least I got a boat now.
Kristin: WAAAAGH! *Flails* I wish wood didn't float...*Sniffs*
Rest: *Sweatdrop*
Floppy Disk: Momma.
Kristin: *Paddles over to other side* GET OFFFFF!
John: Whatever. *Steps on Kristin's head, jumps off* Took you guys long enough.
Cherri: Well, excuse us. Haven't you gotten through the temple yet?
John: Does it look like I have? The stupid temple seems different in real life.
Danielle: So you can't even get through the-*John brandishes Master Sword* ...Never mind.
John: Good choice.
Samuel: Well, how are we going to get through?
DeathAngel: *Pops in* Orders from Domino to take you directly to Morpha.
Kristin: *Climbs out of water* Hey! No way am I missin' Dark Link!
DeathAngel: *Shrugs* Have it your way.
Kristin: At BK, ya got it!
Rest: *Blink*
DeathAngel: ...Right. Anyhow, I'll transport you to the Dark Link area then. After that, give a yell and I'll transport you to Morpha's chamber. *Transports everyone to Dark Link's area, pops out*
Danielle: *Looks around gray lake thingie* Cooool.
Kristin: HA! No invisible walls THIS time! I shall reach those ruins! *Runs flat into an invisible wall* Ouch.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
John: *Wanders past tree, turns around.* There he is.
Phantom: *Walks up* Hi! How are you? Lovely weather we're having. So nice you could all join me. Let's throw a party!
Rest: Eh?
John: What the heck is this?!
Navi: *Flies up* Hey! Look! Listen! The real Link is so evil that insteada Dark Link, there's Light Link!
John: You mean I have to fight Light John?
Navi: Light Link!
John: John.
Navi: LINK!
John: JOHN!
Navi: LIIIIINK!
Light John: Now, now, let's stop this useless fighting. Let's all bake cupcakes instead!
Charity: *Perks up* Cupcakes?
Light John: *Beams* With pink icing and rainbow sprinkles!
Kristin: Mein gott, this guy is so nice it's sickening.
Light John: You're feeling sick? Should I get you some medicine?
Cherri: She's...fine...
Floppy Disk: MOMMA!
Samuel: Do we still have to fight him?
Navi: Oh, well, yes and no! You can't kill him by attacking, for light defeats all, like it does in all the stories! But! You must whisper three magiiiic wooooorddssss.!
John: Tell me 'em!
Navi: *Whispers in John's ear*
John: *Turns to Light John* Hey, guess what.
Kristin: Those are the three magic words?
Floppy Disk: Momma?
John: Of course not!
Kristin: THOSE are the three magic words?
Floppy Disk: MOMMA?!
John: NO YOU MORONS!
Kristin: What strange magical words.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
John: Morons. *Turns to Light John* I hate you.
Light John: What?! HATE?! I'm meeeeellltttiiiiinnggg...*Melts into puddle of sugar water thingie*
All: *Blink*
Danielle: That was different.
Samuel: Yeah, I'd say so.
Kristin: I still dun like the Water Temple.
Celina: *Pops in* Did someone say water?
Cherri: WHO is this?!
Kristin: Ah. Celina is the opposite of Dilandau...Water is the opposite of fire...
Celina: Oooh! A butterfly! *Grabs butterfly, kills it*
Rest: .*Blink*
Celina: *Eats random slug*
DeathAngel: *Pops in* Nice job. Sorry about Celina, seems Dilandau took a break. *Zaps Celina out of room* Anyway. Time to move out. *Transfers everyone to Boss Chamber*
Navi: LOOK OUT! That water that looks like water but isn't water though it appears to be isn't WATER!
Cherri: What is it?
Navi: The old clear Pepsi! It didn't work out in stores, so they dumped it here!
All: ...
John: Good grief. Kristin, set the trap.
Kristin: Nooooo.
Samuel: Every time...you think she'd learn by now just to do it. *Puppy eyes*
Kristin: Nooo! Nooo! Noooo! I SAY IT ONCE MORE! ...alright.
Rest: *Sweatdrop*
Kristin: *Hops onto platform* Whoooo boy.
Floppy Disk: Moooooma.
Clear Pepsi: *Gurgles, swirls around, turns into...(Dun dun dun)...MORPHA!*
Morpha: *Grabs Kristin and Floppy Disk, flings them across room* Gurgle.
Kristin: GAAAAIIIEEEE!!! *Sticks to spikes* Bah.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
John: Attack!
Rest: *Swarm Morpha*
Morpha: Guuuurgle! Gurgle! *Squishes away from group*
Kristin: GEEEET! MEEEEE! OOOOOFFFFF!!! *Squirms*
Floppy Disk: MOOOOOMMMAAA!
Charity: IIIIEEEEHOOOBA! *Runs at Morpha*
*Beat*
Samuel: What was that?!
Charity: My battle whoop. Now hush! *Continues running at Morpha*
Kristin: *Finally squirms off spikes, examines holes in back* Meepers jeepers.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
Charity: *Leaps onto Morpha, sinks through watery skin...er...whatever*
Cherri: Get her out! She's gonna drown!
Samuel: And that's bad...why?
Kristin: *Punches Samuel*
Charity: *Reaches Morpha's nucleus, whips out toothpick, sticks it into nucleus*
Morpha: GURGLE! *Shoots Charity across the room, dissolves, nucleus explodes, you get the point. Eheh.*
Charity: See! It worked! I WON! *Dances a jig*
Samuel: Dangit. *Fumes*
*Blue light and heart container appear*
Kristin: Alright, time for the customary fight. I set the trap, I get the container!
Charity: I beat the boss!
Samuel: I almost lost my sister!
Danielle: I...I didn't do anything, did I?
Cherri: Nope. Me neither.
Danielle: Bah.
John: I should get it for no other reason then I am the main character.
Kristin: MAIN CHARACTER?! Excuse me?! My muses are the ones writin' this! I'M the main character!
*John and Kristin promptly fight*
Cherri: *Eats popcorn* This is better then TV.
Floppy Disk: *Amist the confusion, grabs Heart Container* Moooommaaaa.
Kristin: *Promptly stops fighting, pets and coos at Floppy Disk*
John: ...Hmph. Moron. *Glares at everything in sight* Anyway, I'm heading out. See you guys later. *Steps in blue light, vanishes*
DeathAngel: *Pops in* Alright, we're getting out of here. *Everyone pops out*
*In the infamous Chamber of Sages*
John: *Pops in* And now I get to meet the oh-so-wonderful Ruto. *Sarcastic*
Ruto: Took you long enough! But now, we can get MARRIED! *Beams*
John: ...What have I done to deserve this...?! I'm too busy, anyway.
Ruto: Too busy?! ...We must maintain our long distance relationship then!
John: ...Uh, what relationship?
Ruto: *Ignores John's comment* Therefore, I will give you this...the Water Medallion! *Water Medallion appears over John, smacks him on the head*
Celina: *Pops in* Another person says water...This is annoying. *Sulks*
Kokkan: *Pops in* Soooorry! *Grabs Celina, pops out*
Ruto: WHO WHERE THOSE WOMEN?!
John: *Grabs Water Medallion* A crazy psycho and some girl that changes into a pyromaniac albino male.
Ruto: Of all the people to cheat on me with you pick THEM?! *Bursts out crying*
John: Okaaay. Bad mental picture, that. *Looks at Water Medallion* Hey, this is a wrapped chocolate piece. *Glares at Ruto*
Ruto: *Wails* For being unfaithful, that is all you get! Don't even ASK for a cookie! *Pops out*
John: ...Wha? *Blinks, gets teleported out of Chamber of Sages*
Sweetpea: *Pops in* And that's where it ends, peoples, until next time. Reviews are nice. They feed us muses. Else we eat the characters and the stories dies. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kristin: *Steps in* Ignore her. The story will continue, reviews or no. BUT REVIEW! *Steps out*
Sweetpea: ...So much for threats. *Sulks off*
Sweetpea: WAZZZUUUUUPP!!! And so we introduce Chapter 101 of this insane and crazy story!
Domino: Uh, Sweetpea? I think that's 10.
UnicornGirl: No, it's 8!
Icy: 13!
Kokkan: 15!
Freakees: 16!
Rabid Chipmunk: Uh, guys? Why don't we just check the script?
All: *Glare at Rabid Chipmunk* That would be too easy.
UnicornGirl: We could ask the characters in the story...
DeathAngel: That would be the smart thing to do. And we can't have that. But I disgress. It's Chapter 11.
Icy: *Blinks* And you know that how?
DeathAngel: Last chapter was number 10. Morons. *Rolls eyes*
Rest: ...
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All: *Pop into entrance of Water Temple*
Kristin: *Nods solemnly* This is the temple that brought us here.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
Danielle: Well, come on!
All: *Enter temple*
Charity: I think I'll detest this temple. *Nearly gets hit by a bomb* IE!
Cherri: What in the world?!
John: (On middle platform) WHERE IS THE STUPID DOOR?! *Throws bombs everywhere*
Kristin: *Hops into water, paddles over to John* Temper, temper. What's wrong?
John: Now you guys are here? *Jumps on Kristin* At least I got a boat now.
Kristin: WAAAAGH! *Flails* I wish wood didn't float...*Sniffs*
Rest: *Sweatdrop*
Floppy Disk: Momma.
Kristin: *Paddles over to other side* GET OFFFFF!
John: Whatever. *Steps on Kristin's head, jumps off* Took you guys long enough.
Cherri: Well, excuse us. Haven't you gotten through the temple yet?
John: Does it look like I have? The stupid temple seems different in real life.
Danielle: So you can't even get through the-*John brandishes Master Sword* ...Never mind.
John: Good choice.
Samuel: Well, how are we going to get through?
DeathAngel: *Pops in* Orders from Domino to take you directly to Morpha.
Kristin: *Climbs out of water* Hey! No way am I missin' Dark Link!
DeathAngel: *Shrugs* Have it your way.
Kristin: At BK, ya got it!
Rest: *Blink*
DeathAngel: ...Right. Anyhow, I'll transport you to the Dark Link area then. After that, give a yell and I'll transport you to Morpha's chamber. *Transports everyone to Dark Link's area, pops out*
Danielle: *Looks around gray lake thingie* Cooool.
Kristin: HA! No invisible walls THIS time! I shall reach those ruins! *Runs flat into an invisible wall* Ouch.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
John: *Wanders past tree, turns around.* There he is.
Phantom: *Walks up* Hi! How are you? Lovely weather we're having. So nice you could all join me. Let's throw a party!
Rest: Eh?
John: What the heck is this?!
Navi: *Flies up* Hey! Look! Listen! The real Link is so evil that insteada Dark Link, there's Light Link!
John: You mean I have to fight Light John?
Navi: Light Link!
John: John.
Navi: LINK!
John: JOHN!
Navi: LIIIIINK!
Light John: Now, now, let's stop this useless fighting. Let's all bake cupcakes instead!
Charity: *Perks up* Cupcakes?
Light John: *Beams* With pink icing and rainbow sprinkles!
Kristin: Mein gott, this guy is so nice it's sickening.
Light John: You're feeling sick? Should I get you some medicine?
Cherri: She's...fine...
Floppy Disk: MOMMA!
Samuel: Do we still have to fight him?
Navi: Oh, well, yes and no! You can't kill him by attacking, for light defeats all, like it does in all the stories! But! You must whisper three magiiiic wooooorddssss.!
John: Tell me 'em!
Navi: *Whispers in John's ear*
John: *Turns to Light John* Hey, guess what.
Kristin: Those are the three magic words?
Floppy Disk: Momma?
John: Of course not!
Kristin: THOSE are the three magic words?
Floppy Disk: MOMMA?!
John: NO YOU MORONS!
Kristin: What strange magical words.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
John: Morons. *Turns to Light John* I hate you.
Light John: What?! HATE?! I'm meeeeellltttiiiiinnggg...*Melts into puddle of sugar water thingie*
All: *Blink*
Danielle: That was different.
Samuel: Yeah, I'd say so.
Kristin: I still dun like the Water Temple.
Celina: *Pops in* Did someone say water?
Cherri: WHO is this?!
Kristin: Ah. Celina is the opposite of Dilandau...Water is the opposite of fire...
Celina: Oooh! A butterfly! *Grabs butterfly, kills it*
Rest: .*Blink*
Celina: *Eats random slug*
DeathAngel: *Pops in* Nice job. Sorry about Celina, seems Dilandau took a break. *Zaps Celina out of room* Anyway. Time to move out. *Transfers everyone to Boss Chamber*
Navi: LOOK OUT! That water that looks like water but isn't water though it appears to be isn't WATER!
Cherri: What is it?
Navi: The old clear Pepsi! It didn't work out in stores, so they dumped it here!
All: ...
John: Good grief. Kristin, set the trap.
Kristin: Nooooo.
Samuel: Every time...you think she'd learn by now just to do it. *Puppy eyes*
Kristin: Nooo! Nooo! Noooo! I SAY IT ONCE MORE! ...alright.
Rest: *Sweatdrop*
Kristin: *Hops onto platform* Whoooo boy.
Floppy Disk: Moooooma.
Clear Pepsi: *Gurgles, swirls around, turns into...(Dun dun dun)...MORPHA!*
Morpha: *Grabs Kristin and Floppy Disk, flings them across room* Gurgle.
Kristin: GAAAAIIIEEEE!!! *Sticks to spikes* Bah.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
John: Attack!
Rest: *Swarm Morpha*
Morpha: Guuuurgle! Gurgle! *Squishes away from group*
Kristin: GEEEET! MEEEEE! OOOOOFFFFF!!! *Squirms*
Floppy Disk: MOOOOOMMMAAA!
Charity: IIIIEEEEHOOOBA! *Runs at Morpha*
*Beat*
Samuel: What was that?!
Charity: My battle whoop. Now hush! *Continues running at Morpha*
Kristin: *Finally squirms off spikes, examines holes in back* Meepers jeepers.
Floppy Disk: Momma.
Charity: *Leaps onto Morpha, sinks through watery skin...er...whatever*
Cherri: Get her out! She's gonna drown!
Samuel: And that's bad...why?
Kristin: *Punches Samuel*
Charity: *Reaches Morpha's nucleus, whips out toothpick, sticks it into nucleus*
Morpha: GURGLE! *Shoots Charity across the room, dissolves, nucleus explodes, you get the point. Eheh.*
Charity: See! It worked! I WON! *Dances a jig*
Samuel: Dangit. *Fumes*
*Blue light and heart container appear*
Kristin: Alright, time for the customary fight. I set the trap, I get the container!
Charity: I beat the boss!
Samuel: I almost lost my sister!
Danielle: I...I didn't do anything, did I?
Cherri: Nope. Me neither.
Danielle: Bah.
John: I should get it for no other reason then I am the main character.
Kristin: MAIN CHARACTER?! Excuse me?! My muses are the ones writin' this! I'M the main character!
*John and Kristin promptly fight*
Cherri: *Eats popcorn* This is better then TV.
Floppy Disk: *Amist the confusion, grabs Heart Container* Moooommaaaa.
Kristin: *Promptly stops fighting, pets and coos at Floppy Disk*
John: ...Hmph. Moron. *Glares at everything in sight* Anyway, I'm heading out. See you guys later. *Steps in blue light, vanishes*
DeathAngel: *Pops in* Alright, we're getting out of here. *Everyone pops out*
*In the infamous Chamber of Sages*
John: *Pops in* And now I get to meet the oh-so-wonderful Ruto. *Sarcastic*
Ruto: Took you long enough! But now, we can get MARRIED! *Beams*
John: ...What have I done to deserve this...?! I'm too busy, anyway.
Ruto: Too busy?! ...We must maintain our long distance relationship then!
John: ...Uh, what relationship?
Ruto: *Ignores John's comment* Therefore, I will give you this...the Water Medallion! *Water Medallion appears over John, smacks him on the head*
Celina: *Pops in* Another person says water...This is annoying. *Sulks*
Kokkan: *Pops in* Soooorry! *Grabs Celina, pops out*
Ruto: WHO WHERE THOSE WOMEN?!
John: *Grabs Water Medallion* A crazy psycho and some girl that changes into a pyromaniac albino male.
Ruto: Of all the people to cheat on me with you pick THEM?! *Bursts out crying*
John: Okaaay. Bad mental picture, that. *Looks at Water Medallion* Hey, this is a wrapped chocolate piece. *Glares at Ruto*
Ruto: *Wails* For being unfaithful, that is all you get! Don't even ASK for a cookie! *Pops out*
John: ...Wha? *Blinks, gets teleported out of Chamber of Sages*
Sweetpea: *Pops in* And that's where it ends, peoples, until next time. Reviews are nice. They feed us muses. Else we eat the characters and the stories dies. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kristin: *Steps in* Ignore her. The story will continue, reviews or no. BUT REVIEW! *Steps out*
Sweetpea: ...So much for threats. *Sulks off*