Domino: Alright, it's the last chapter. Sadly, we had some formatting problems-

RabidChipmunk: IT CUT OUT HALF THE CHAPTER!

Domino: So if anything is still screwy, we're working on it!

UnicornGirl: O_o

Domino: Anyway, it's been fun. See you!

*In the Chamber of Sages*

John: *Appears in a blast of cheesy special effects*

Cherri: Hello there! ^_^

John: Wazzup? Give me the medallion.

Cherri: Medallion?

John: YES.

Cherri: I dunno how to do it.

John: Just put your hands up and it drops down.

Cherri: Oh! Okay. ^_^ *Raises arms*

*Nothing happens*

Cherri: O_O

John: Don't look at me. I don't know.

Cherri: Kazoom!

*Nothing happens*

Cherri: OPEN SESAME SEED!

*Ditto.*

Cherri: Zappo?

*Hours later*

John: *Has checked E-mail, thrown bombs, skipped stones, etc.* ZZZZZZzzzz...

Cherri: I give up. -_-

*Spirit Medallion flies down and bonks John on the head*

John: Ow...What'd I miss? Oh, you got it. *Grabs Medallion* Thanks.

Cherri: No problem.

John: ...Hello? End the scene here, somebody...

*Minutes pass*

Little Man (LM): *Scuttles up to Cherri* The script, ma'am.

Cherri: Oh, I have to say something? ^_^ Okay! *Reads* WHAT IS THIS?! _____ Danielle, teach him a lesson so he won't hurt anybody else!

Danielle: With pleasure. *Throws lit bomb at John*

John: *Dodges to one side, bomb rolls to door*

Samuel: Well, at least no one's there...

Charity: *Walks through the door* Hey guys! ^_^

Cherri: O_O GET AW-

Bomb: *BOOOOOOM*

*Clouds blow away*

Charity: X_X

Samuel: *Runs over to Charity* ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! SPEAK TO MEEEEE!

Charity: You're staaaanding on my stooooomach, idiot! O_O

Samuel: Oops. Sorry. *Gets off*

Charity: *Hacks* Anyway! I was supposed to give you these. *Tosses Light Arrows at John*

John: This is kinda anti-climatic but...okay.

Ganondorf: HOHOHOHAAAA! I KNEW YOU WOULD REVEEEEAL YOURSELF, ZELDA! Wait...did I? I don't know! WHAT AM I SAYING?! WHICH ONE OF YOU IS ZELDA?!

Oh well. I'll just capture these two. Hope you like pink! It's the new black this fall!

Samuel: NOOOOO! NOT PINK! BLUE! O_O

Charity: Shaddup.

*Samuel and Charity are promptly encased in a pink crystal*

John: Stink.

Ganondorf: I HAVE YOUUUUU!!! If you want the Princess, if this indeed the Princess...Are you the Princess?

Charity: I don't know what I am at this point.

John: Say yes!

Charity: Yes?

Ganondorf: Jolly good! Anyway, if you want them, come to my CASTLE! On second thought, don't... I just vacuumed the carpets, and you're bound to get mud in.

Kristin: We'll wipe our feet.

Ganondorf: Oh, jolly good! Tea is at six, please don't interrupt.

John: Of course not. *Cracks knuckles*

Ganondorf: Well, tally ho!

*Crystal stays in place*

*Minutes pass*

Samuel: Hello? Aren't we being kidnapped?

LM: *Scuttles up to John, whispers*

John: Oh. *Walks up to crystal, punches it*

*Crystal promptly starts spinning quickly around and around*

Charity: SSTTTTOOOOOOOOOP!

John: *Puts hand out, stops crystal* Sorry.

Samuel: *Barfs*

Charity: Oh lovely. Now I'm in a cramped crystal with barf in it. Thanks a lot!

*Crystal disappears*

John: Okay now. Onto Ganon's castle! It's five to six, we need to crash his tea party!

Kristin: It is?

John: YES!

Kristin: Oh. Okay.

Floppy Disk: Momma.

*Outside Ganon's castle, everyone is looking at the Rainbow Bridge*

Danielle: Is it safe?

John: Well, it should be. *Walks out on it* See?

Kristin: Alrighty! *Skips out, falls through, burns in lava* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

*Kristin fries, then pops back up behind rest*

Kristin: That hurt.

Danielle: Wait...it knows John is supposed to walk across, because he's Link. But no one else is supposed to!

John: Lovely. Now I have to carry you all over. Who's first?

All: *Point at each other*

*After the bridge, they go through maaaaany barriers! Then, they approach the door. Feel the suspense.*

John: *Puts on Golden Gauntlets* Feel the power!

Samuel: Did anybody collect the Boss Key?

Kristin: I found it in a biiiig, shiny box! ^^

Floppy Disk: Momma!

Kristin: *Does victory dance*

John: Just stick it in the lock and we'll all be happy.

*The Door of DEATH, DOOM, AND MILKSHAKES!*

All: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE MILKSHAKES!

*Sorry.*

All: *Walk through door*

Ganondorf: *Looks up, spits out tea, and throws flowery cup to the ground, thus staining his carpet* THAT IS IT! NOT ONLY DO YOU INTERRUPT MY TEA, BUT YOU BURN, STAIN, CUT, AND MUDDY MY FRESHLY VACUUMED CARPET! THIS IS UNTOLERABLE!

John: *Starts attacking Ganondorf*

Kristin: O_O! Wait a minute! O_O! THAT'S LEGOLAS!

All: *Notice startling resemblance to Legolas*

Kristin: *Eyes glow red* YOU HURT LEGOLAS! *Pounds on John*

John: Ah! What is this?!

Danielle: HOW DARE YOU HURT A FELLOW ELF!

Cherri: Well...For no apparent reason, I'LL SIDE WITH THEM!

John: WHAT IS THIS?! *Fends off attacks from Ganondorf, Danielle, Cherri, and Kristin* Enough of this! *Whistles for truck. Trucks appears, John leaps into the truck bed, where a mounted machine gun stands. Starts firing and shoots everybody in sight*

Danielle: WHOO! *Falls off edge, lands on pots, holds up little white flag*

Kristin: *PDS tip gets shot off, dart gun is obliterated* ;_; Waaaa!

Cherri: *Swords get shot away*

Ganondorf: *Suddenly has several holes in him* AIEE! O_O

John: *Hops off truck, pats it* Go find a nice gas station.

Truck: *Purrs, drives off*

John: *Using ice arrows, makes barrier of ice around himself and Ganondorf, thus preventing Kristin, Danielle, and Cherri from any more lethal interruptions*

Ganondorf: I can't believe I was beaten by a little KID!

John: *Calmly walks over, hacks Ganondorf's head off* Believe it.

*Ice barrier melts*

Kristin: *Stares at beheaded Ganondorf, sniffles*

*The pink crystal floats down, and breaks twenty feet from the ground. Samuel and Charity go flying to the ground*

Samuel: Oooowwww! @_@

Charity: FINALLY!

*Tower starts crumbling*

John: Don't worry about a thing. *Straps on jetpack* Grab onto each other's legs, and we can all get off.

*A minute later, a long ladder of people flies off of the tower. John has the jetpack, followed by Danielle, then Samuel, then Charity, then Cherri, then Kristin*

John: Whoops, I'm running out of gas.

Kristin: WHAT?! O_O *Looks at hundred foot drop*

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Fall*

John: *Snickers and restarts jetpack two feet from ground*

Kristin: Phew!

John: *And promptly shuts it off again*

Kristin: AH! O_O OOOOOOF!

*Everyone lands on Kristin*

Kristin: GET! OFF!

John: *Sitting on top of pile, hands behind head*

Danielle: GET OFF!

*Skipping a few minutes, after much biting, kicking, punching, and screaming, the pile has vanished*

Charity: Phew! That was rough. *Turns around* What was that?

Ganon: *Erupts from rubble* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FEAR MY WRATH!

Danielle: Creepy. O_O

Ganon: *Turns into piggy self* I SHALL NOW STEAL THE MASTER SWORD!

John: Um...I don't have it.

Ganon: O_O

John: *Swords pops in hand* Oh, hey, now I do.

Ganon: AHA! NOW I shall steal it! *Steals sword, throws it over to Charity*

Charity: AAAAAH-*Gets hit in the head by Master Sword* @_@ *Falls over*

*Fire wall pops up, Charity is separated from rest*

John: Don't worry, it's all of us - except Charity - against him, so we're okay. Besides, I've beaten this game about a hundred times.

Ganon: *Hits John with sword*

John: O_O *Flies into fire wall* ...ouch.

Samuel: YOU HARMED MY SISTER! NEVER THROW POINTY OBJECTS AT HER! *Charges Ganon*

Ganon: *Snorts, bats Samuel away*

Samuel: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *Flies through wall of fire* Wa? I didn't get burned!

John: *Burned* Let me help you out with that. *Yanks out fire arrows*

Danielle: Focused! Focused you must be! Kill big pig man you must!

John: Quit the Yodaness.

Danielle: Sorry. Anyway! *Yanks out bomb bag, starts throwing bombs at Ganon* DIE DIE DIE!

Ganon: *Bats Danielle through fire wall*

Danielle: AAAAAAHHHH!!! *Lands on Samuel*

Samuel: GET OFF!

Danielle: *Looks at still lit bomb* Uh...hold this! *Scuttles off*

Samuel: What the-*BOOM!*

Danielle: *Waves at John* I GOT HIM BACK FOR YA!

Samuel: @_@

John: This is not working!