(Part 2 of Chapter 14)
Cherri: AHA! Kristin, distract him while we run behind him and hit his tail!
John: I thought you had never played this before.
Cherri: THAT is not the point!
John: Found the game book in my backpack, didn't you?
Cherri: *Whistles innocently*
Kristin: HEY NOW! I am NOT distracting him! You hear me?!?!?!
Floppy Disk: Momma!
Kristin: I've had enough! I am always used for distraction, but no longer! I WILL NOT BE A DISTRACTION! I WILL FIGHT! I WILL PREVAIL! I WILL NOT-*Notices shadow looming over her* ...Distract him?
Ganon: *Roars, tossing Kristin through fire wall*
Kristin: WAHOO! O_O
Ganon: O_O!!! What is this? *Turns around, sees Cherri and John hacking at his tail* HOW DARE YOU! *Tosses John into firewall*
John: *Sails into fire wall* ...that's gonna leave a mark.
Ganon: *Bats Cherri into fire wall*
Cherri: AAAAAH! *Slams into John*
John: O_O The...fire...MOVE!
Cherri: *Slumps to floor*
John: *Shoots Ganon with light arrow*
Ganon: I am now stunned! This ends your public service announcement.
John: *Pokes Cherri* Say something! *Shakes Cherri* Speak to me! *Pours water on her face* If the game glitches now, I'm gonna hurt you!
Cherri: O_O! *Wakes up, punches John in de face*
John: *Blood comes out nose* Oh, not again...
Cherri: O.O I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Forgive my reflexes!
John: It's okay, let's just kill him first! *Points at Ganon*
Ganon: I am now unstunned. This is the end of your public service announcement.
John: I'll distract him, you hack at him. *Runs in front of Ganon*
Cherri: *Hacks at his tail, blood squirts on her* AAACK! THIS IS DISGUSTING! I JUST WASHED MY HAIR THIS MORNING!
*Ganon falls down, fire wall disappears*
Cherri: *Sits on Ganon's head, starts stabbing him* AND THIS IS FOR RUINING MY OUTFIT! CLOTHES AREN'T CHEAP, YOU KNOW!
John: O_O
Cherri: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GET THE STUPID SWORD, YOU IDIOT!
John: Oh. Right. *Runs over*
Danielle: *Exchanges Master Sword with Biggoron Sword* There ye go.
Kristin: We'll handle things here! Samuel's severely burned, and Charity's a bit whoozy, but we're okay! *Cheesy grin*
John: Okay, me an' Cherri will finish things here. *Runs off*
Danielle: What about me?! *Starts running towards John*
*Fire wall pops back up*
Danielle: WHAAAAA! *Slams into fire wall, flies back*
Samuel: *Wakes up* I'm...awake! I'M ALIIIIIIIVE! *Danielle slams into him* Not again! ...wait...something...is burning? YOU'RE ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!
John: Whoa...the fire wall affect you guys from the outside, but not from the inside. *Looks up* Why is that?
LM: *Pops in* The writer says she can have loopholes. Live with it. *Pops out*
John: ...okay. O_O
Kristin: Uh...help? Guys! Stop running!
Danielle & Samuel: *On fire, running around in circles, and screaming*
Kristin: STOP DROP AND ROLL! STOP DROP AND ROLL! STOP DROP AND WHOOOOO! *Danielle rolls into her, Kristin turns into ball of flame* AAAAAH! I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!
John: O_O *Watches as Kristin, Danielle, and Samuel run around in circles, screaming and burning* Cherri, wanna watch? This is very entertaining.
*Five minutes later*
*Cherri and John are sitting on lawn chairs, sipping Mountain Dew and watching Kristin, Danielle, and Samuel run around in flaming circles, screaming. Cherri is also cleaning her outfit off, since it's stained with Ganon's blood. Charity is still asleep, and Ganon is still in the background on one knee, waiting for the movie to continue*
John: Just stay away from Charity, and it's all good.
Danielle: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! *Looks down, sees bomb bag right next to her flaming leg* Oh crap.
*HUGE mushroom cloud appears*
John: *Watches fire wall repel bombs* Oooooh.
Cherri: Aaaaaah. Pretty fireworks.
John: I suppose we should help them.
Cherri: *Shakes head* No! I'm almost done cleaning my outfit!
John: Oh, sure.
Cherri: My outfit is fresh and clean! Okay, the fight can continue.
John: Glad we have your stamp of approval.
Cherri: Do you want to die?
John: No, that's okay...
Cherri: After you.
John: No, after you.
Cherri: I insist, after you.
*Ten minutes later*
John: After you.
Cherri: *Tackles John, holds sword at his throat* After. You.
John: O_O Okay, I'm going!
Danielle: GO CHERRI!
Cherri: Eh? *Looks over*
*A still flaming Kristin, Danielle, Samuel, a still unconscious Charity are sitting (or, in Charity's case, slumping) in lawn chairs. They are sipping Code Red Mountain Dew. Kristin is holding up a huge banner with "GO CHERRI!" on it, and Danielle has a similar one that says, "KILL HIM!"*
Cherri: Which one?
Danielle: Why not both?
Cherri: YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOUR BROTHER WHILE GANON IS STILL OUT THERE!?
Danielle: No, after, of course. I'll help.
John: *Glares* Do you want to get this fight going or not?
Ganon: This is a rather uncomfortable position, I would appreciate continuing, if you Don't mind!
Cherri: Of course. You may rise.
Ganon: Thank you, my lady. *Bows humbly*
Cherri: But of course. *Curtsies*
John: What is this?! No one flirts with these girls but me! The short blonde one is fair game, But...*Charges Ganon*
Danielle: HEY! SHUT UP!
John: *Tries slicing at Ganon's stomach, but is thrown back*
Cherri: *Sneaks around behind Ganon, slices at his tail, blood splatters all over her freshly cleaned outfit* O_O *Twitches* I will...control my temper...I will...control...it! YAAAAARGH! *Hacks at Ganon, slices his tail off*
Ganon: OWWIE! *Whacks Cherri into pillar, pillar breaks, and Cherri slumps to the floor*
John: O_O! Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap! *Runs over, sees Cherri covered in blood* If you die now, I'll hurt you! Or...rather...your corpse. *Holds up shield to face, pokes Cherri* Hello? You awake?
Cherri: O_o YAAAAA! *Punches John in stomach*
John: O.O *Groans*
Cherri: I'M SORRY!
John: Please...control...your reflexes.
Cherri: ^^; Sorry!
John: Um...now that his tail is gone, what do we hit?
Cherri: *Runs up, whispers in John's ear*
John: Hey, good idea. *Runs up, hacks at Ganon's toes*
Cherri: And as revenge for ruining my outfit TWICE! *Slices his throat*
Ganon: O_O Hack, wheeze, cough...*Falls over*
*Dramatic music plays and John holds his sword back, waiting for Princess Zelda to charge it with her mystical power*
John: ...hello? Any time now! *Turns around*
Kristin: Uh, just one moment! We're having technical difficulties, so please remain seated until the ride resumes.
Danielle: What?
Kristin: O_O Um, nothing.
Samuel: WAKE HER UP!
Cherri: *Starts cleaning her outfit again*
John: *Busy checking e-mail on laptop*
Danielle: Come on, Charity, wake up! *Shakes Charity*
Charity: *Still asleep*
Floppy Disk: *Leans over, taps Charity* Momma.
Charity: *Snaps awake* I am aliiiiiive!
Samuel: You took my line. *Sulks*
John: You need to shoot the beam that paralyzes Ganon and the beam that charges my sword!
Charity: Oh, right! *Raises hands, dramatic music plays* ALRIGHT! *Thrusts hands forward*
*Dead silence*
Kristin: *Files fingernails* Charity? Wasn't something supposed to happen?
Cherri: I HAVE IT!
Charity: *Frowns* You know how to get my magic to work?
Cherri: Of course not, I don't care about your stupid magic! I got my outfit cleaned again!
Charity: O_O
Danielle: *Walks up* Concentrate, you must.
Charity: Stop with the Yoda talk! _O
Danielle: Eheh, sorry...I just watched Star Wars last night.
Kristin: But we were camped out in Hyrule Field last night!
Danielle: *Points at John's laptop* DVD capabilities.
Charity: O_O Ok-aaaaay...*Concentrates*
*A majestic beam of light comes forth from Charity's hands. Sadly, she had failed to aim her hands, and so the beam hits Kristin and Danielle*
Kristin: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Danielle: CHARITYYYYYYY!!! *Chases Charity around*
Charity: I'm sorry! Don't kill me!
John: *Hits Danielle with ice arrow* You kill her now, I'm gonna hurt you!
Danielle: *Incased in ice* You chase someone around, and you end up frozen. Hmph.
Cherri: Hey, John, lookit your sword!
John: *Holds up glowing sword* Whoa, cool. Ganon, prepare to meet your...your...um... well, prepare to meet it!
Ganon: *Tries to get up* I shall defeat yeeeee!
John: *Hacks at Ganon*
*Blood spatters on John and Cherri*
Cherri: O_O!!! MY OUTFIT! *Censored* *Lunges at John*
John: Now young lady, don't do anything foolish. *Waves hand up and down for emphasis, gets swords stuck through stomach* Well, I guess that wasn't exactly foolish...
Cherri: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Sadly, John's blood spatters on Cherri*
Cherri: O_O!!!
Rest (excluding John): *Restrain Cherri*
John: *Staggers up, stabs Ganon in the face*
Kristin: You know, that has to be the longest fight scene in history.
John: *Clutches stomach* Anybody have a fairy?
Danielle: *With a farmer accent* Ah got ah toothbrush!
John: Maybe if you'd use the toothbrush...
Danielle: Shut up, John.
Ganon: *Disintegrates*
Kristin: He's dead! HALLELUJAH!
John: I'm still dying here!
*Everything turns a bright, annoying blue*
Charity: Where are we?!
John: IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! But no milkshakes!
Game: A fatal error has occurred. This program will be terminated and any unsaved changes will be lost. Press Ctrl + Alt + Del to restart, or Esc to continue.
John: *Hits Escape button* I don't wanna restart!
*A blinding white flash lights the area*
Floppy Disk: JOHN!
Kristin: What the heck?! It said something other thaaaaaaaaaaa-*Vanishes*
Kristin: *Lands on her couch, at her home, back to normal* Whoa. Was it all a dream?
Floppy Disk: Momma.
Kristin: AAAAAAH! O_o
Floppy Disk: ^_^
Kristin: *Looks up* AH! *Samuel lands on her* GET OFF! *Throws Samuel off*
*Charity lands on Kristin, couch makes popping noise*
Kristin: OFF! *Throws Charity off*
*Danielle lands on Kristin, couch makes cracking noise*
Kristin: OFFOFF! *Throws Danielle off*
*Cherri lands on Kristin, couch makes loud groaning noise*
Kristin: OFFOFFOFF! *Throws Cherri off*
*John lands on Kristin, couch collapses*
John: Ah. Did I miss anything?
Kristin: OFF!
Danielle: Look what I found! *Holds up Majora's Mask* It's the sequel to Ocarina of Time! *Sticks it in N64* Ocarina of Time's gone...Wonder what happened to it.
Kristin: *Sniff* I kinda miss it.
Cherri: Well, I'm thirsty. *Get up and fills cup with water* What's the cartridge look like? *Walks over to examine cartridge, trips over John, who is still lying on the ground. The water slams into the TV, making it fizzle. As she falls, she manages to hit the ON switch on the N64 and turn it back on*
*A white light engulfs the group*
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not again!
Floppy Disk: MOMMA!
Stay Tuned for Game Reality II: Majora's Mask
*Credits begin rolling, Zelda's Lullaby Plays in Background*
Now Starring:
John as Link, the Hero of Time, random guard #6, Lon Lon Milk Driver, and little slappy boy!
Cherri as Nabooru, the Spirit Sage, the chicken keeper, Gerudo guard #67, and Bombachu Bowling Alley keeper!
Charity as Zelda, Princess of Hyrule and Sage of Time, chicken number 6, random Zora in scene #65, and extra in Castle of Hyrule scene #27!
Samuel as Head Guard, Goron #55, lakeside laboratory scientist, and whopper fish in lake!
Danielle as herself, horse #1, stray brown dog #99, and talking owl!
Kristin as Freaky HalfSkullKidHalfHylian, chicken #4, random Lon Lon Ranch cow, and crate #3!
Floppy Disk as itself.
Also starring:
Little Man as himself!
Llama #9 as himself!
Gerudo partiers as themselves!
Malon as herself!
Truck and Epona as themselves!
Disembodied Voice as itself!
Llama #679 as herself!
Faith as Saria!
The Dad as Deku Tree!
Moose as himself!
Ashley as Navi!
Nick as Mido!
Narrator as itself!
Llama #501 as himself!
The Almighty Authors as themselves!
And finally...the muses as themselves!
Written By:
John: Comic Support & Llama Trainer & Moose and Llama Breed Consultant
Danielle: Character Support & Explosive Director & Moose Stunt Coordinator
Kristin: Typist & Stunt Director & Expert on DEATH, DOOM, AND MIIIIILKSHAKES!
*All rights reserved. This story is for hilarity only. If you have no sense of humor, we highly recommend you do not read this. Of course, if you're reading this, it's too late.*
Cherri: AHA! Kristin, distract him while we run behind him and hit his tail!
John: I thought you had never played this before.
Cherri: THAT is not the point!
John: Found the game book in my backpack, didn't you?
Cherri: *Whistles innocently*
Kristin: HEY NOW! I am NOT distracting him! You hear me?!?!?!
Floppy Disk: Momma!
Kristin: I've had enough! I am always used for distraction, but no longer! I WILL NOT BE A DISTRACTION! I WILL FIGHT! I WILL PREVAIL! I WILL NOT-*Notices shadow looming over her* ...Distract him?
Ganon: *Roars, tossing Kristin through fire wall*
Kristin: WAHOO! O_O
Ganon: O_O!!! What is this? *Turns around, sees Cherri and John hacking at his tail* HOW DARE YOU! *Tosses John into firewall*
John: *Sails into fire wall* ...that's gonna leave a mark.
Ganon: *Bats Cherri into fire wall*
Cherri: AAAAAH! *Slams into John*
John: O_O The...fire...MOVE!
Cherri: *Slumps to floor*
John: *Shoots Ganon with light arrow*
Ganon: I am now stunned! This ends your public service announcement.
John: *Pokes Cherri* Say something! *Shakes Cherri* Speak to me! *Pours water on her face* If the game glitches now, I'm gonna hurt you!
Cherri: O_O! *Wakes up, punches John in de face*
John: *Blood comes out nose* Oh, not again...
Cherri: O.O I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Forgive my reflexes!
John: It's okay, let's just kill him first! *Points at Ganon*
Ganon: I am now unstunned. This is the end of your public service announcement.
John: I'll distract him, you hack at him. *Runs in front of Ganon*
Cherri: *Hacks at his tail, blood squirts on her* AAACK! THIS IS DISGUSTING! I JUST WASHED MY HAIR THIS MORNING!
*Ganon falls down, fire wall disappears*
Cherri: *Sits on Ganon's head, starts stabbing him* AND THIS IS FOR RUINING MY OUTFIT! CLOTHES AREN'T CHEAP, YOU KNOW!
John: O_O
Cherri: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GET THE STUPID SWORD, YOU IDIOT!
John: Oh. Right. *Runs over*
Danielle: *Exchanges Master Sword with Biggoron Sword* There ye go.
Kristin: We'll handle things here! Samuel's severely burned, and Charity's a bit whoozy, but we're okay! *Cheesy grin*
John: Okay, me an' Cherri will finish things here. *Runs off*
Danielle: What about me?! *Starts running towards John*
*Fire wall pops back up*
Danielle: WHAAAAA! *Slams into fire wall, flies back*
Samuel: *Wakes up* I'm...awake! I'M ALIIIIIIIVE! *Danielle slams into him* Not again! ...wait...something...is burning? YOU'RE ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!
John: Whoa...the fire wall affect you guys from the outside, but not from the inside. *Looks up* Why is that?
LM: *Pops in* The writer says she can have loopholes. Live with it. *Pops out*
John: ...okay. O_O
Kristin: Uh...help? Guys! Stop running!
Danielle & Samuel: *On fire, running around in circles, and screaming*
Kristin: STOP DROP AND ROLL! STOP DROP AND ROLL! STOP DROP AND WHOOOOO! *Danielle rolls into her, Kristin turns into ball of flame* AAAAAH! I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!
John: O_O *Watches as Kristin, Danielle, and Samuel run around in circles, screaming and burning* Cherri, wanna watch? This is very entertaining.
*Five minutes later*
*Cherri and John are sitting on lawn chairs, sipping Mountain Dew and watching Kristin, Danielle, and Samuel run around in flaming circles, screaming. Cherri is also cleaning her outfit off, since it's stained with Ganon's blood. Charity is still asleep, and Ganon is still in the background on one knee, waiting for the movie to continue*
John: Just stay away from Charity, and it's all good.
Danielle: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! *Looks down, sees bomb bag right next to her flaming leg* Oh crap.
*HUGE mushroom cloud appears*
John: *Watches fire wall repel bombs* Oooooh.
Cherri: Aaaaaah. Pretty fireworks.
John: I suppose we should help them.
Cherri: *Shakes head* No! I'm almost done cleaning my outfit!
John: Oh, sure.
Cherri: My outfit is fresh and clean! Okay, the fight can continue.
John: Glad we have your stamp of approval.
Cherri: Do you want to die?
John: No, that's okay...
Cherri: After you.
John: No, after you.
Cherri: I insist, after you.
*Ten minutes later*
John: After you.
Cherri: *Tackles John, holds sword at his throat* After. You.
John: O_O Okay, I'm going!
Danielle: GO CHERRI!
Cherri: Eh? *Looks over*
*A still flaming Kristin, Danielle, Samuel, a still unconscious Charity are sitting (or, in Charity's case, slumping) in lawn chairs. They are sipping Code Red Mountain Dew. Kristin is holding up a huge banner with "GO CHERRI!" on it, and Danielle has a similar one that says, "KILL HIM!"*
Cherri: Which one?
Danielle: Why not both?
Cherri: YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOUR BROTHER WHILE GANON IS STILL OUT THERE!?
Danielle: No, after, of course. I'll help.
John: *Glares* Do you want to get this fight going or not?
Ganon: This is a rather uncomfortable position, I would appreciate continuing, if you Don't mind!
Cherri: Of course. You may rise.
Ganon: Thank you, my lady. *Bows humbly*
Cherri: But of course. *Curtsies*
John: What is this?! No one flirts with these girls but me! The short blonde one is fair game, But...*Charges Ganon*
Danielle: HEY! SHUT UP!
John: *Tries slicing at Ganon's stomach, but is thrown back*
Cherri: *Sneaks around behind Ganon, slices at his tail, blood splatters all over her freshly cleaned outfit* O_O *Twitches* I will...control my temper...I will...control...it! YAAAAARGH! *Hacks at Ganon, slices his tail off*
Ganon: OWWIE! *Whacks Cherri into pillar, pillar breaks, and Cherri slumps to the floor*
John: O_O! Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap! *Runs over, sees Cherri covered in blood* If you die now, I'll hurt you! Or...rather...your corpse. *Holds up shield to face, pokes Cherri* Hello? You awake?
Cherri: O_o YAAAAA! *Punches John in stomach*
John: O.O *Groans*
Cherri: I'M SORRY!
John: Please...control...your reflexes.
Cherri: ^^; Sorry!
John: Um...now that his tail is gone, what do we hit?
Cherri: *Runs up, whispers in John's ear*
John: Hey, good idea. *Runs up, hacks at Ganon's toes*
Cherri: And as revenge for ruining my outfit TWICE! *Slices his throat*
Ganon: O_O Hack, wheeze, cough...*Falls over*
*Dramatic music plays and John holds his sword back, waiting for Princess Zelda to charge it with her mystical power*
John: ...hello? Any time now! *Turns around*
Kristin: Uh, just one moment! We're having technical difficulties, so please remain seated until the ride resumes.
Danielle: What?
Kristin: O_O Um, nothing.
Samuel: WAKE HER UP!
Cherri: *Starts cleaning her outfit again*
John: *Busy checking e-mail on laptop*
Danielle: Come on, Charity, wake up! *Shakes Charity*
Charity: *Still asleep*
Floppy Disk: *Leans over, taps Charity* Momma.
Charity: *Snaps awake* I am aliiiiiive!
Samuel: You took my line. *Sulks*
John: You need to shoot the beam that paralyzes Ganon and the beam that charges my sword!
Charity: Oh, right! *Raises hands, dramatic music plays* ALRIGHT! *Thrusts hands forward*
*Dead silence*
Kristin: *Files fingernails* Charity? Wasn't something supposed to happen?
Cherri: I HAVE IT!
Charity: *Frowns* You know how to get my magic to work?
Cherri: Of course not, I don't care about your stupid magic! I got my outfit cleaned again!
Charity: O_O
Danielle: *Walks up* Concentrate, you must.
Charity: Stop with the Yoda talk! _O
Danielle: Eheh, sorry...I just watched Star Wars last night.
Kristin: But we were camped out in Hyrule Field last night!
Danielle: *Points at John's laptop* DVD capabilities.
Charity: O_O Ok-aaaaay...*Concentrates*
*A majestic beam of light comes forth from Charity's hands. Sadly, she had failed to aim her hands, and so the beam hits Kristin and Danielle*
Kristin: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Danielle: CHARITYYYYYYY!!! *Chases Charity around*
Charity: I'm sorry! Don't kill me!
John: *Hits Danielle with ice arrow* You kill her now, I'm gonna hurt you!
Danielle: *Incased in ice* You chase someone around, and you end up frozen. Hmph.
Cherri: Hey, John, lookit your sword!
John: *Holds up glowing sword* Whoa, cool. Ganon, prepare to meet your...your...um... well, prepare to meet it!
Ganon: *Tries to get up* I shall defeat yeeeee!
John: *Hacks at Ganon*
*Blood spatters on John and Cherri*
Cherri: O_O!!! MY OUTFIT! *Censored* *Lunges at John*
John: Now young lady, don't do anything foolish. *Waves hand up and down for emphasis, gets swords stuck through stomach* Well, I guess that wasn't exactly foolish...
Cherri: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Sadly, John's blood spatters on Cherri*
Cherri: O_O!!!
Rest (excluding John): *Restrain Cherri*
John: *Staggers up, stabs Ganon in the face*
Kristin: You know, that has to be the longest fight scene in history.
John: *Clutches stomach* Anybody have a fairy?
Danielle: *With a farmer accent* Ah got ah toothbrush!
John: Maybe if you'd use the toothbrush...
Danielle: Shut up, John.
Ganon: *Disintegrates*
Kristin: He's dead! HALLELUJAH!
John: I'm still dying here!
*Everything turns a bright, annoying blue*
Charity: Where are we?!
John: IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! But no milkshakes!
Game: A fatal error has occurred. This program will be terminated and any unsaved changes will be lost. Press Ctrl + Alt + Del to restart, or Esc to continue.
John: *Hits Escape button* I don't wanna restart!
*A blinding white flash lights the area*
Floppy Disk: JOHN!
Kristin: What the heck?! It said something other thaaaaaaaaaaa-*Vanishes*
Kristin: *Lands on her couch, at her home, back to normal* Whoa. Was it all a dream?
Floppy Disk: Momma.
Kristin: AAAAAAH! O_o
Floppy Disk: ^_^
Kristin: *Looks up* AH! *Samuel lands on her* GET OFF! *Throws Samuel off*
*Charity lands on Kristin, couch makes popping noise*
Kristin: OFF! *Throws Charity off*
*Danielle lands on Kristin, couch makes cracking noise*
Kristin: OFFOFF! *Throws Danielle off*
*Cherri lands on Kristin, couch makes loud groaning noise*
Kristin: OFFOFFOFF! *Throws Cherri off*
*John lands on Kristin, couch collapses*
John: Ah. Did I miss anything?
Kristin: OFF!
Danielle: Look what I found! *Holds up Majora's Mask* It's the sequel to Ocarina of Time! *Sticks it in N64* Ocarina of Time's gone...Wonder what happened to it.
Kristin: *Sniff* I kinda miss it.
Cherri: Well, I'm thirsty. *Get up and fills cup with water* What's the cartridge look like? *Walks over to examine cartridge, trips over John, who is still lying on the ground. The water slams into the TV, making it fizzle. As she falls, she manages to hit the ON switch on the N64 and turn it back on*
*A white light engulfs the group*
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not again!
Floppy Disk: MOMMA!
Stay Tuned for Game Reality II: Majora's Mask
*Credits begin rolling, Zelda's Lullaby Plays in Background*
Now Starring:
John as Link, the Hero of Time, random guard #6, Lon Lon Milk Driver, and little slappy boy!
Cherri as Nabooru, the Spirit Sage, the chicken keeper, Gerudo guard #67, and Bombachu Bowling Alley keeper!
Charity as Zelda, Princess of Hyrule and Sage of Time, chicken number 6, random Zora in scene #65, and extra in Castle of Hyrule scene #27!
Samuel as Head Guard, Goron #55, lakeside laboratory scientist, and whopper fish in lake!
Danielle as herself, horse #1, stray brown dog #99, and talking owl!
Kristin as Freaky HalfSkullKidHalfHylian, chicken #4, random Lon Lon Ranch cow, and crate #3!
Floppy Disk as itself.
Also starring:
Little Man as himself!
Llama #9 as himself!
Gerudo partiers as themselves!
Malon as herself!
Truck and Epona as themselves!
Disembodied Voice as itself!
Llama #679 as herself!
Faith as Saria!
The Dad as Deku Tree!
Moose as himself!
Ashley as Navi!
Nick as Mido!
Narrator as itself!
Llama #501 as himself!
The Almighty Authors as themselves!
And finally...the muses as themselves!
Written By:
John: Comic Support & Llama Trainer & Moose and Llama Breed Consultant
Danielle: Character Support & Explosive Director & Moose Stunt Coordinator
Kristin: Typist & Stunt Director & Expert on DEATH, DOOM, AND MIIIIILKSHAKES!
*All rights reserved. This story is for hilarity only. If you have no sense of humor, we highly recommend you do not read this. Of course, if you're reading this, it's too late.*