Disclaimer: I Don't Own Yugioh.
Kyoté Moon: Woo hoo! I'm finally back! Sorry it took me so long but good inspiration
takes time. Now, to type my best chapter yet!
Yami Bakura: Yeah, that's the perfect thing to remember this by: Episode 10: Return of
the Lazy Human Who's Been Procrastinating and Thinking about Thanksgiving.
Kyoté Moon: Hey, its tomorrow. And I like turkey. I like it good.
Yami Bakura: I prefer baby back ribs.
Yami: On Thanksgiving?
Bakura: You should see him eat. That's why I'm always absent from school for a week
after Thanksgiving.
Kyoté Moon: I always thought that was food poisoning.
Bakura: It is. He attacks the pigs while they eat so he can get more food in.
Kyoté Moon: That's disgusting.
Bakura: You only had to hear it. I have to do it.
Kyoté Moon: That's harsh. Hey, I know. Lets have Thanksgiving here.
Bakura: In the loft?
Yami: A day early?
Dark: With, people?
Kyoté Moon: You know, the gang. We can invite Angel Reaper and Avezinzi, too.
Yami Bakura: Yeah, I haven't seen Malik since he fell out of the window.
Kyoté Moon: Actually, I have some bad news about Malik.
All: What?
Kyoté Moon: It seems that his name in the American series will be, Marik.
Yami Bakura: Marik? What the (bleep)! Hey, I got censored!
Kyoté Moon: Yeah, another thing. The Board of Censors has been monitoring you and
they feel you are a bad example for the little readers.
Yami Bakura: Little readers? Only two people read this sorry story!
Dark: It's true. I've been reading the reviews.
All stare in amazement at Dark.
Dark: (really pissed off) I can read, you jerks! I've been alive since the Dawn of Time!
Jeez! (runs off to release his anger on every oyster shell in the world)
Kyoté Moon: Why must he hate oysters?
Bakura: Dunno. Oh, well. I call the drumsticks. (runs into the kitchen)
Erika: Oh, no sir you do not. If anyone's gonna have those drumsticks, it's gonna be me.
Yami: They're mine, all MINE!!!!
Kyoté Moon: (sweatdrops) Um, maybe I should have gotten more than one turkey.
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Creator: Here you are, Willis. Guard the ring with your life. I fear that if Dark is still
alive, he will try to take it again. He already tore through Bakura's own house.
The Creator gave the Ring to a Slobberwack that had a scar next to his left eye.
Willis: Don't worry, Master. "puts the Ring around his neck" I won't fail you. What's
this? What's happening?
The Ring began to glow around his neck, and his bright smile disappeared, turning into
an evil smirk. His eyes filled with evil and he began to chuckle.
Creator: This is no laughing matter, Akifa. Until I know it's safe, this will be your body.
Yami Bakura: A shame that now I can't help you fight the demons anymore. Guess I'll
just go home and relax while watching movies and eating popcorn.
Creator: No. You can still be helpful for us. Just stay in the sub-basement until school
ends. I'll get you and we can track down Dark again.
Yami Bakura: Fine, but you owe me your soul.
Creator: Um, ok. Just don't make a sound. "runs up the stairs and into a hallway."
Yami Bakura: Fine. I'll stay down here, with the rats and sludge and radioactive puddles.
The little Slobberwack started to wander around until he found something of his interest.
Yami Bakura: Hmm, a door marked "Faculty Only". Hmm, intriguing. "kicks down the
door, and reveals and giant game room with big screen TVs, Jacuzzis, a bar, pinball, pool
tables and a bunch of other really nice stuff.
Yami Bakura: "does that thing the Grinch did when he got his idea"
Meanwhile, upstairs...
Malik is running down the hallway, but stops at a certain door.
(AN: I'm still calling him Malik, so to all Marik supporters, to bad.)
Malik: I think this is where he said to meet. "takes out a key and opens the door to the
sub-basement. Quietly sneaks though the door and walks down the stairs"
Bakura turns and greets his visitor.
Dark: Ah, my faithful servant. I see you made it here alright.
Servant: Of course. I would do anything for you, Lord Dark.
Dark: Good. Than you will find the one who possesses the Millennium Ring.
Servant: But Master, does Bakura not possess the Ring?
Dark: No. It was taken from me. Creator has it. He will know where it is. Find it at all
costs. The Ring will be mine.
Servant: But Master, could you not use your power to find it?
Dark: I have tried. Somehow, its power is being blocked.
Yami Bakura in a hot tub: YES! TOUCHDOWN! WHOO HOOO!!!!!
Servant: Yes Master. I will find the Ring for you. Even if I must kill the Creator to get it.
Dark: That's a good slave. Now head back to class.
The servant ran back up the stairs and locked the door behind him. He then ran down the
hall, when Yugi popped out of nowhere.
Yugi: Hey, Malik. Where are you running to so fast?
Malik: Um, just trying to get to class. I'm late. See you! "runs off"
Yugi: But it's lunch time.
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Kyoté Moon: Okay, who wants to say Grace?
Yami Bakura: Grace. "starts ripping into the turkey"
Erika: Hey, you stupid Slobberwack! Leave some for us!
Avezinzi: I got a wing! "is tackled by the hungry cast"
Malik: Finally! I'm free! "tries to escape, but is in a full body cast and only falls over"
Kyoté Moon: Hey, you guys know I have enough turkeys for everyone.
Angel Reaper: Really?
Yami Bakura: Get him!
Kyoté Moon is tackled by the cast and has the turkeys ripped away from him and eaten
by Yami Bakura and the others.
Kyoté Moon: Oh, well. I get a real Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow.
Yami: Be glad you still have hands. "shows that his hands were missing"
Kyoté Moon: Somebody ate your hands?
Yami: No, I chopped them off! Erika slapped me so much to get a drumstick they went
numb. Now, I'll take her hands! "chases Erika across the room, trying to steal her hands."
Kyoté Moon: Oh well. I hope everybody's Thanksgivings will go better than this. See
you all next time here at really sucky party central.
Please R&R
Kyoté Moon: Woo hoo! I'm finally back! Sorry it took me so long but good inspiration
takes time. Now, to type my best chapter yet!
Yami Bakura: Yeah, that's the perfect thing to remember this by: Episode 10: Return of
the Lazy Human Who's Been Procrastinating and Thinking about Thanksgiving.
Kyoté Moon: Hey, its tomorrow. And I like turkey. I like it good.
Yami Bakura: I prefer baby back ribs.
Yami: On Thanksgiving?
Bakura: You should see him eat. That's why I'm always absent from school for a week
after Thanksgiving.
Kyoté Moon: I always thought that was food poisoning.
Bakura: It is. He attacks the pigs while they eat so he can get more food in.
Kyoté Moon: That's disgusting.
Bakura: You only had to hear it. I have to do it.
Kyoté Moon: That's harsh. Hey, I know. Lets have Thanksgiving here.
Bakura: In the loft?
Yami: A day early?
Dark: With, people?
Kyoté Moon: You know, the gang. We can invite Angel Reaper and Avezinzi, too.
Yami Bakura: Yeah, I haven't seen Malik since he fell out of the window.
Kyoté Moon: Actually, I have some bad news about Malik.
All: What?
Kyoté Moon: It seems that his name in the American series will be, Marik.
Yami Bakura: Marik? What the (bleep)! Hey, I got censored!
Kyoté Moon: Yeah, another thing. The Board of Censors has been monitoring you and
they feel you are a bad example for the little readers.
Yami Bakura: Little readers? Only two people read this sorry story!
Dark: It's true. I've been reading the reviews.
All stare in amazement at Dark.
Dark: (really pissed off) I can read, you jerks! I've been alive since the Dawn of Time!
Jeez! (runs off to release his anger on every oyster shell in the world)
Kyoté Moon: Why must he hate oysters?
Bakura: Dunno. Oh, well. I call the drumsticks. (runs into the kitchen)
Erika: Oh, no sir you do not. If anyone's gonna have those drumsticks, it's gonna be me.
Yami: They're mine, all MINE!!!!
Kyoté Moon: (sweatdrops) Um, maybe I should have gotten more than one turkey.
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Creator: Here you are, Willis. Guard the ring with your life. I fear that if Dark is still
alive, he will try to take it again. He already tore through Bakura's own house.
The Creator gave the Ring to a Slobberwack that had a scar next to his left eye.
Willis: Don't worry, Master. "puts the Ring around his neck" I won't fail you. What's
this? What's happening?
The Ring began to glow around his neck, and his bright smile disappeared, turning into
an evil smirk. His eyes filled with evil and he began to chuckle.
Creator: This is no laughing matter, Akifa. Until I know it's safe, this will be your body.
Yami Bakura: A shame that now I can't help you fight the demons anymore. Guess I'll
just go home and relax while watching movies and eating popcorn.
Creator: No. You can still be helpful for us. Just stay in the sub-basement until school
ends. I'll get you and we can track down Dark again.
Yami Bakura: Fine, but you owe me your soul.
Creator: Um, ok. Just don't make a sound. "runs up the stairs and into a hallway."
Yami Bakura: Fine. I'll stay down here, with the rats and sludge and radioactive puddles.
The little Slobberwack started to wander around until he found something of his interest.
Yami Bakura: Hmm, a door marked "Faculty Only". Hmm, intriguing. "kicks down the
door, and reveals and giant game room with big screen TVs, Jacuzzis, a bar, pinball, pool
tables and a bunch of other really nice stuff.
Yami Bakura: "does that thing the Grinch did when he got his idea"
Meanwhile, upstairs...
Malik is running down the hallway, but stops at a certain door.
(AN: I'm still calling him Malik, so to all Marik supporters, to bad.)
Malik: I think this is where he said to meet. "takes out a key and opens the door to the
sub-basement. Quietly sneaks though the door and walks down the stairs"
Bakura turns and greets his visitor.
Dark: Ah, my faithful servant. I see you made it here alright.
Servant: Of course. I would do anything for you, Lord Dark.
Dark: Good. Than you will find the one who possesses the Millennium Ring.
Servant: But Master, does Bakura not possess the Ring?
Dark: No. It was taken from me. Creator has it. He will know where it is. Find it at all
costs. The Ring will be mine.
Servant: But Master, could you not use your power to find it?
Dark: I have tried. Somehow, its power is being blocked.
Yami Bakura in a hot tub: YES! TOUCHDOWN! WHOO HOOO!!!!!
Servant: Yes Master. I will find the Ring for you. Even if I must kill the Creator to get it.
Dark: That's a good slave. Now head back to class.
The servant ran back up the stairs and locked the door behind him. He then ran down the
hall, when Yugi popped out of nowhere.
Yugi: Hey, Malik. Where are you running to so fast?
Malik: Um, just trying to get to class. I'm late. See you! "runs off"
Yugi: But it's lunch time.
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Kyoté Moon: Okay, who wants to say Grace?
Yami Bakura: Grace. "starts ripping into the turkey"
Erika: Hey, you stupid Slobberwack! Leave some for us!
Avezinzi: I got a wing! "is tackled by the hungry cast"
Malik: Finally! I'm free! "tries to escape, but is in a full body cast and only falls over"
Kyoté Moon: Hey, you guys know I have enough turkeys for everyone.
Angel Reaper: Really?
Yami Bakura: Get him!
Kyoté Moon is tackled by the cast and has the turkeys ripped away from him and eaten
by Yami Bakura and the others.
Kyoté Moon: Oh, well. I get a real Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow.
Yami: Be glad you still have hands. "shows that his hands were missing"
Kyoté Moon: Somebody ate your hands?
Yami: No, I chopped them off! Erika slapped me so much to get a drumstick they went
numb. Now, I'll take her hands! "chases Erika across the room, trying to steal her hands."
Kyoté Moon: Oh well. I hope everybody's Thanksgivings will go better than this. See
you all next time here at really sucky party central.
Please R&R