Utter Nonsense

chop chop master onion

chapter 2

And so the Madness Continues

Master Noodles, the pretty blonde!

Introducing Pogo, the invisible monkey friend of MN's with a spring for legs!

Vash, the man whore!

Link, the Homosexual!

Ed, the…..ed

Ein, the dog!

Introducing narrator, the jackass!

*somehow they made it to a sleezy motel somewhere in the land of Trigun…*

Link: so…what do we do with her?

Vash: I don't know what YOU would do, but I know what I would……

Ein: bark!

Ed: ed wants to be her friend!

MN: im blonde, not deaf…..and im still here!!

Pogo: just say the words, toots….

MN: no!

Link: who are you talking to?

MN: uuuhhh…

Vash: you don't need to answer to HIM.  *takes her hand, leans closer as if to kiss her* we were meant for each other….

Link: my butt itches.

Ein: bark!

*rapid knocks on door*

Ed: *looking through the peep-hole*  ed says we should go now! Ed sees hotel manager found out money was monopoly money!

*link, ed, ein, run for window* 

Vash: but I was gunna score!

MN: no, you weren't

*all jump out of window, unfortunately, their room is 3 stories high*

All: *screaming* CRASH!!!

Vash: is everyone ok? Master Noodles?

MN: im fine….

Ed: ed actually feels better!

Ein: *falling, barking, vash catches ein*

MN: well, that's everyone, lets go!

Link: *on the bottom of the pile* mmnf mnmf mnn??? (what about me???)

MN: oh yea, thanks for breaking our fall.

Hotel manager:  *cursing and yelling at them from the 3rd floor window*

Vash: and that's our cue to exit!

All: *run away*

MN: link, you run like a fag.

Link: guys, don't make me run, I'll get all sweaty!

Pogo: hey, Noodles! Watch this! *trips link, link falls into mud*

MN and Pogo: *laughing hysterically*

Link: why do you enjoy humiliating the gay man?!?!?!?!

MN: *repeating pogo so everyone can hear* ther are 3 things we cant stand in this world: how French women are hairier than baboons; homosexuals; and hippies

Link: well, I used to be a hippie back in the day….

Pogo: burn him, Noodles, get it over with….

*yelling of the hotel manager chasing them, cursing, gunshots*

Narrator: after a while of running, they come across a cliff. Don't ask where it came from, this stories got more plot holes than Battle Toads!

MN: hey, stay on topic!

Narrator: up yours! I don't even have a name! Where did I even come from???

MN: oi vey…. Just cue to the next scene……

Narrator: that's MY line, wench.