Utter Nonsense
chop chop master onion
chapter 3
whatever happened to common sense?
Master Noodles, the pretty blonde!
Vash, the man whore!
Link, the homosexual!
Ed, the….ed
Ein, the dog!
Narrator, the jackass!
Introducing Amaya, the friend of MN's in real life!
*all come to a screeching stop just before falling off the cliff*
Link: where'd the cliff come from??
Narrator: that's what I'd like to know…
Master Noodles: can it, narrator. Stick to the script, will ya??
Female voice: hello? Is there someone there?
Vash *snaps* a damsel in distress!
Link: and that's my cue to exit…
Vash, hold on, I'm coming down to get you! Hehe haw haw!!!!! Toot! Toot!!
All: * have to grab on to Vash to keep him from jumping head first off the cliff*
Female voice: up here!
All: *look up*
Female voice: *sitting on ledge above them* hello!
Vash: whoops…
MN: how did you get up there,-
Female voice: Amaya.
Vash: well, Amaya, why don't you come down here and show me your-
Ein: bark!
Vash: and then I can show you my-
Ein: bark!
Amaya: excuse me??? Please slap him for me-
MN: Noodles. Master Noodles. And it would be my pleasure *slaps Vash*
Vash: ow!! What??? I was talking about baseball cards!!
Ein: bark!
All: *silence*
Link: ooookk this is getting weird
Ein: bark! *chews on link's groin*
Link: EEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
MN: look, lets just help Amaya down…
Ed: human ladder time!!!
Link: why do I always have to be on the bottom?
All: *snicker*
Link: ……oh, shutup….
*link, Vash, MN, ed, all pile up, standing on the person below them's shoulders*
ein: *climbs the human ladder, jumps up to the cliff where Amaya is, pushes her so she falls on ed, the ladder collapses*
all: ow….
Vash: are the ladies ok?
Link: im ok….
All: *glares at link*
MN: could someone please whack my hernia back in?
Ed: sure thing- *raises baseball bat above head*
Vash: *takes bat just before ed swings it*
Amaya: so is ed a girl or what?
Ed: ed is not girl! Ed is ed!
Ein: bark! *heads for link's groin*
Link: oh no you don't! *climbs tree* good things dogs cant climb trees!
Ein: *walks over to tree, lifts his leg….*
Link: d'oh!
Amaya: cute dog
All: *laughing, walking away*
Link: don't leave me here! I'm very fragile!