Utter Nonsense
chop chop master onion
chapter 4
floosies in Las Vegas? That's MADNESS!!
Master Noodles, the blonde!
Vash, the man-whore!
Link, the homosexual!
Ed, the….ed
Ein, the dog!
Narrator, the jackass!
Amaya, the smart one!
All: *walking on a long narrow road*
Vash: *singing, listening to headphones* millions of peaches, peaches for me….
Narrator: so, where'd this "narrow road" come form? Very descriptive, by the way…
MN: shutup! I don't need you-
Vash: *louder* MILLIONS OF PEACHES, PEACHES FOR FREE!!
Amaya: *yawn* I'm getting tired.. lets find a place to stop
Vash: *takes headphones off* I will do the manly thing and carry you! Haw haw haw! *tries to pick her up but trips and falls on top of her*
Amaya: get off me!! IM NOT TIRED! IM NOT TIRED!!!
Vash: heh..sorry…
Eveyone else: *rolls eyes*
Link: say, Vash… I'm kinda tired….*winks*
Vash: ew man, that's just creepy…
Ein: bark!
MN: hey, where are we anyways…?
Vash: why, Las Vegas! Where else would we be?!?
*lights pop out of nowhere , blinding them, flashing everywhere*
Vash: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
All: …
Vash: lets go do what Las Vegasians do!
Amaya: which is….
Vash: *inaudible whispers*
Amaya: ew!
MN: *in her never ending blonde moment* hey, guys! I saw a sign about a bar where men dance with men! That sounds cute!
Link: and where exactly is this…
Ein: bark!
Ed: ed wants to go to a casino!
Vash: I think you're a little young…
Ein: *whimpers*
MN: just say you work there….
Link: like that's gunna work….
Ed: *at a nightclub door, talking to the bouncer*
Bouncer: must be 21.
Ed: but ed works here!
Bouncer: oh, I'm terribly sorry! Please, go in, free of charge
Ed: and so do them!
Bouncer: please, go right ahead!
Vash: remind me to give you a raise
Bouncer: yes, sir!
MN: well, that was easy…
Ed: ed wants to count cards!
MN: I could teach you-
Ed: nah, ed's already got a method. See ya! *frolics away*
Ein: bark! *follows ed*
MN: *close to Vash* that guys staring at me…
Floosie: show us your boobs!
Vash: yeah, show us your boobs!!
MN: Vash!!
Vash: what?!?
*aggravated groans coming form a crowed bunched around a card table, some cheering*
Amaya: wonder what's going on over there?
Vash, MN, Amaya: *walks over to see*
Ed: yes! Ed won! Ed won!
Ein: bark! Bark!
Dealer: no way! That's the tenth time in a row! Your cheating!
Players: yeah!!!
Ed: uh-oh! Ein, there on to us! *grabs cash and runs, ein taking some in his mouth* RUUUUNNN!!!!!!!
All: *running as fast as they can, Las Vegas chasing them*
Amaya: ed! What did you do?!?
Ed: ed only wanted to get money and make happiness!
Las Vegas: get 'em! *catches them, takes all of the money, throws out of Las Vegas boarder lines* and stay out! We don't have room for sleezebags in Las Vegas!!!
Vash: wow, and it wasn't even me this time!
Ed: ed didn't mean to! But ein still hasn't broken his habbit…
Vash: what habbit?
Link: NO NO!!! heh…its nothing…
Ein: *growls at link's groin*
Link: it's still swelled up from last time…
All: eeewww! That's just gross!
MN: how did you win so many times?
Ed: ein looked at their cards and told ed!
Ein: bark!
Ed: ed thinks ed made it worse when ed poured the Bloody Mary's down the dealer's pants…
Ein: bark!
End chapter 4
Floosies in Las Vegas? That's MADNESS!