Chapter 4! Yea! ^o^ So now all I have 2 do is ask you not to sew. Please don't sew! Wait, that wasn't a question. Will you please not sew? …That doesn't sound quite right… anyway- you get the point. Thank you for reading- wait… or should I say 'Will you please read?'? (-.-; Just forget it, Maya…)
"I have a mission for you two" Nakago commanded. Soi and Maya blinked at him as he handed them a bucket and a scrubber. "Last night, those Suzaku idiots glued feathers on the front of the palace. They also left a note telling me it was revenge for Ashitere biting Hotohori's robe. I need you to clean up this mess ASAP and report back to me so we can get revenge." He explained. "Yes sir" Soi commented. Maya just looked at her bucket. (Why me?! This is all Tomo's fault…) she thought lazily.
"Why do I have to do this?!" SD Tomo questioned as Maya dragged him along. "You don't expect ^me^ to do this alone, do you?" Maya questioned. SD Tomo broke free from her grasp. "That's why you have Soi to help you" he commented. "Wrong! That's why ^you^ have Soi to help you!" Maya replied as she handed him the bucket. "I'm not working with ^her^. You can't make me" he commented. "You wouldn't do it for Nakago?" Maya questioned. "He didn't ask ^me^ to" SD Tomo replied as he folded his arms. "Would you do it to get these?" Maya smirked as she showed him pictures of Nuriko's little show from the night before - Tomo in the red dress, looking quite ladylike. SD Tomo turned red with anger. "You little brat! How ^dare^ you!!!" he yelled as he tried to snatch the pictures from her. She tucked them in purse and grinned. SD Tomo sighed and opened Shin- the palace was back to normal. Maya handed him two of the three pictures she took.
"This ^ISN'T^ Konan" Nakago replied as he looked around. Snow was everywhere- nothing else was in site. Maya laughed nervously as she tied her jacket. "Yea, I figured… It's kinda cold" Maya replied- practically freezing to death. Tomo shook his head in disbelief. He knew he could trust her to mix things up- so why didn't he see this coming? Even worse, she got Nakago tied into this also. "Well?" He questioned her. "Well, what?" Maya replied to Tomo's comment. "Aren't you going to transport us back?" Tomo asked. "I can't do that. I need a three hour restoration period…" she replied. The three looked at her. "WHAT?!" they all asked her simultaneously. Maya laughed nervously. Nakago took out a compass. "It's fine. We'll walk to Kutou. I know a shortcut to Kutou from Hokkan. Then we can go from Kutou to Konan" Nakago replied. Maya shook her head- she knew where they were, and it wasn't Hokkan.
"This isn't right…" Nakago commented as he looked at the compass. "Let me see" Soi commented. Tomo looked at Maya. "We're not in Hokkan, are we?" Tomo questioned. Maya smiled nervously and threw a snowball at him. He stepped aside before it hit him, and it hit Soi instead. Soi turned around with a pissed-off look in her eyes. "He did it!" SD Maya yelped as she pointed to Tomo. "What?!" SD Tomo replied to her comment. Soi threw the compass at SD Tomo while he was distracted by Maya, but he still managed to block it- Maya, in the other hand, didn't. SD Soi then went up to him and snatched Shin from SD Tomo. He replied back by taking the ribbon out of her hair. "Give that back!" she yelled at him, trying to get her ribbon back. "Not unless you give Shin back!" he shouted. "Why me?" the now SD Nakago muttered. "I'll fix this!" SD Maya shouted as she grabbed the ribbon and Shin, along with the compass which had hit her instead of Tomo. She threw the items far into the snow. "Problem solved!" SD Maya replied. The three SD Seiryuu seishi's eyes bugged out of their heads. "SHIN!" Tomo shouted, followed by Soi's "my ribbon!" and Nakago's "My compass!" The three raced over to where the items were thrown. "Wait guys!" Maya called "The ice over there is kinda…" She was cut off by a large splashing sound. "Thin" she continued as anime sweat came down.
"I didn't think you guys would really go after it! I thought you knew it was an illusion…" she explained. The three soaked seishi huddled in the towels Maya had given them. Maya handed them back their items and lit a fire. Soi put her hair back up as soon as her ribbon was given to her. "Man, its cold out here!" SD Maya commented. The three looked at her, still dripping wet. "And we're not?! At least you're ^dry^." Tomo commented. "And you have all your clothes" Soi added. "Yeah! You have about twenty layers of clothes on!" Tomo agreed. "But I'm from Louisiana! Even Tennessee is cold to me!" she replied. The three SD seishi dressed in towels picked up the SD Maya with anime tears running down her face and threw her into the frozen pond.
"I'm gonna die!" the shivering Maya commented, practically sitting ^IN^ the fire- having about twenty towels wrapped around her. "I know one way for Nakago and I to warm up… but you and Tomo would have to freeze…" Soi drifted as she clung to Nakago's arm. "What do you mean? We won't freeze. We could also-" Maya started, but was cut off by the three seishi's 'disgusted' look on their faces. "YOU'RE HIS SISTER!!" the three said simultaneously, of course with Tomo saying 'my' instead of 'his'. Maya smiled nervously. "O, yea… that's right…" she drifted. Suddenly, she remembered something she had in her backpack. "Sake?" Nakago questioned as she pulled out four bottles. Maya nodded. "Alcohol speeds up your heart rate, which warms up your blood. Pretty neat, eh?" she commented, handing each a bottle. "What about my drinking problem?" Soi questioned. "It's okay, Soi. It would be kinda hard to mistake ^Tomo^ for Nakago- so you have nothing to worry about." Maya commented. SD Tomo and Nakago spit out the sake they were drinking. "WHAT?!!!" the two questioned simultaneously. Soi turned a lovely shade of red. "How did you…?" Soi stuttered, now knowing that Maya knows about that night she got a little ^too^ drunk. Maya shook her head. "Nothing… really, it's nothing" she explained to the SD pair. Soi regained color.
" Made in 2000?" Tomo questioned as he looked at the bottle. "Yep. It wasn't the best year made, but it sure was cheep" the drunken SD Maya commented. Nakago and Tomo stared at her. "MIKO?!!" Nakago questioned. "Don't call me that! *giggles* Call me Maya! Hell with Genbu! Who needs his scaly ass anyway!" the drunk SD continued. EVERYONE stared at her now- even Soi. "So… you- you're not Tomo's sister?" Soi stuttered. "I didn't say that! For all he knows- I am!" Maya replied. "I'm right ^here^!" Tomo muttered. "…Oh! Umm… you didn't hear anything, did you?" She questioned. "No" he replied sarcastically "I'm just deaf." Maya nodded. "Ah…So is my grandma" she replied as she started signing 'can you understand this' [I do know some sign language]. The three seishi turned SD. Maya's IQ was defiantly gone when she was drunk. [ and if they knew sign language, they would know I actually signed 'no, 2 cat R go me love'…that's like, all I know, too]
After disturbing Maya's two hour 'nap' {she passed out} Maya seemed to regain some of her brain. "Alright! My recovery time is almost over! 5 more minutes!" she shouted. "It's been about four and a half hours since we arrived. You said it would only take three" Soi commented. "But I got drunk. That's 45 minutes extra to my 3 hours." Maya replied. Weird- that was the only way to describe this girl, but then again- nobody had enough brain to see that not only were her clothes different, the sake bottles were over 200 years in the future, and there isn't a such thing as a camera yet- much less ^pictures^. Yes, their existing Miko {Yui}must have messed with their head somehow and got them used to these things. "Well, Let's go! I'm ready to transport!" Maya shouted as she jumped up and got into stance. The three seishi looked at her. "You're… still in nothing but a towel" Tomo replied. Maya blushed as Tomo handed her the pile of clothes. Suddenly, she turned redder than before. "Would you…please don't stare at me…" she commented and Tomo then turned around, turning a little red himself.
"Okay Konan, here we come!" the spunky Maya shouted. The three seishi put a hand on her shoulder. Suddenly, the disappeared and reappeared on the beach. Anime sweat came down from Maya. "Umm…I guess my bodily instincts led me here instead of Konan…" Maya explained. A crowd of people stared at them as Maya lead them to a large hotel. "Umm… we're just rehearsing for a play…" she explained. Soi looked around in wonderment- not Tomo or Nakago though, they had seen this world once before. Suddenly, Maya thrust her backpack in Tomo's hands and ran towards a girl with dark brown hair with amber highlights and a small white ferret sitting on her shoulder. "Aerith! Good to see you!" Maya shouted to her. "Where have you ^been^?! I've been calling you like crazy" the girl exclaimed. The seishi walked up behind Maya. "I've been a little busy fixing myself up for the future…" Maya drifted. Aerith looked over Maya's shoulder. "I see you've found you're little 'Danna-sama' [hubbie]." "HUBBIE?!" the three seishi yelled. Maya was blushing- paralyzed by her friend's words. "Hi ya. Howya been treating my friend?! If you treat her bad, I'll get you, I swear it!" the fifteen year old shouted in Tomo's face. Tomo stepped back. "W-what?! What did I do?!" he exclaimed. Maya stood next to her. "Umm… he doesn't know yet" Maya explained. "He does NOW!" Aerith chimed. Tomo now had a headache- a for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health- a five foot five, sixteen year old headache named Maya. Maya Michelle Yume Genso ROU.
Hey Minna, wat chu think? I told me friend Aerith about me fanfic, and she wanted to join the fun- so now, there's 2 annoyances! Except, Aerith had her own guy in mind… read my next chapter to find out. Oh, and I'll explain how Tomo and I got together [even though he's gay] later on. Well, thanx 4 readin.
**********MFYPGB**********
Tomo Flashlight-
This item was very useful, but it was dangerous when you looked at the light directly. This caused people to imagine that they needed to wear Halloween make-up, eat clams, and marry the same sex. It was banned on October 13th.
Ashitare plush-
This item scared everyone who saw it, causing nightmares, nausea, vomiting, migraines, seizures, sexual side effects, wetting of the bed, and even death.
Yui hair conditioner-
Often mistaken for regular conditioner, this disabled hair growth within a whole year. Many bald people rebelled against the product, and soon, it was taken off the shelves. I still have a bottle at home for when I shave my legs. {Referring to how Yui's hair didn't even grow an inch all that time in ShiJinTenChiSho}
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"I have a mission for you two" Nakago commanded. Soi and Maya blinked at him as he handed them a bucket and a scrubber. "Last night, those Suzaku idiots glued feathers on the front of the palace. They also left a note telling me it was revenge for Ashitere biting Hotohori's robe. I need you to clean up this mess ASAP and report back to me so we can get revenge." He explained. "Yes sir" Soi commented. Maya just looked at her bucket. (Why me?! This is all Tomo's fault…) she thought lazily.
"Why do I have to do this?!" SD Tomo questioned as Maya dragged him along. "You don't expect ^me^ to do this alone, do you?" Maya questioned. SD Tomo broke free from her grasp. "That's why you have Soi to help you" he commented. "Wrong! That's why ^you^ have Soi to help you!" Maya replied as she handed him the bucket. "I'm not working with ^her^. You can't make me" he commented. "You wouldn't do it for Nakago?" Maya questioned. "He didn't ask ^me^ to" SD Tomo replied as he folded his arms. "Would you do it to get these?" Maya smirked as she showed him pictures of Nuriko's little show from the night before - Tomo in the red dress, looking quite ladylike. SD Tomo turned red with anger. "You little brat! How ^dare^ you!!!" he yelled as he tried to snatch the pictures from her. She tucked them in purse and grinned. SD Tomo sighed and opened Shin- the palace was back to normal. Maya handed him two of the three pictures she took.
"This ^ISN'T^ Konan" Nakago replied as he looked around. Snow was everywhere- nothing else was in site. Maya laughed nervously as she tied her jacket. "Yea, I figured… It's kinda cold" Maya replied- practically freezing to death. Tomo shook his head in disbelief. He knew he could trust her to mix things up- so why didn't he see this coming? Even worse, she got Nakago tied into this also. "Well?" He questioned her. "Well, what?" Maya replied to Tomo's comment. "Aren't you going to transport us back?" Tomo asked. "I can't do that. I need a three hour restoration period…" she replied. The three looked at her. "WHAT?!" they all asked her simultaneously. Maya laughed nervously. Nakago took out a compass. "It's fine. We'll walk to Kutou. I know a shortcut to Kutou from Hokkan. Then we can go from Kutou to Konan" Nakago replied. Maya shook her head- she knew where they were, and it wasn't Hokkan.
"This isn't right…" Nakago commented as he looked at the compass. "Let me see" Soi commented. Tomo looked at Maya. "We're not in Hokkan, are we?" Tomo questioned. Maya smiled nervously and threw a snowball at him. He stepped aside before it hit him, and it hit Soi instead. Soi turned around with a pissed-off look in her eyes. "He did it!" SD Maya yelped as she pointed to Tomo. "What?!" SD Tomo replied to her comment. Soi threw the compass at SD Tomo while he was distracted by Maya, but he still managed to block it- Maya, in the other hand, didn't. SD Soi then went up to him and snatched Shin from SD Tomo. He replied back by taking the ribbon out of her hair. "Give that back!" she yelled at him, trying to get her ribbon back. "Not unless you give Shin back!" he shouted. "Why me?" the now SD Nakago muttered. "I'll fix this!" SD Maya shouted as she grabbed the ribbon and Shin, along with the compass which had hit her instead of Tomo. She threw the items far into the snow. "Problem solved!" SD Maya replied. The three SD Seiryuu seishi's eyes bugged out of their heads. "SHIN!" Tomo shouted, followed by Soi's "my ribbon!" and Nakago's "My compass!" The three raced over to where the items were thrown. "Wait guys!" Maya called "The ice over there is kinda…" She was cut off by a large splashing sound. "Thin" she continued as anime sweat came down.
"I didn't think you guys would really go after it! I thought you knew it was an illusion…" she explained. The three soaked seishi huddled in the towels Maya had given them. Maya handed them back their items and lit a fire. Soi put her hair back up as soon as her ribbon was given to her. "Man, its cold out here!" SD Maya commented. The three looked at her, still dripping wet. "And we're not?! At least you're ^dry^." Tomo commented. "And you have all your clothes" Soi added. "Yeah! You have about twenty layers of clothes on!" Tomo agreed. "But I'm from Louisiana! Even Tennessee is cold to me!" she replied. The three SD seishi dressed in towels picked up the SD Maya with anime tears running down her face and threw her into the frozen pond.
"I'm gonna die!" the shivering Maya commented, practically sitting ^IN^ the fire- having about twenty towels wrapped around her. "I know one way for Nakago and I to warm up… but you and Tomo would have to freeze…" Soi drifted as she clung to Nakago's arm. "What do you mean? We won't freeze. We could also-" Maya started, but was cut off by the three seishi's 'disgusted' look on their faces. "YOU'RE HIS SISTER!!" the three said simultaneously, of course with Tomo saying 'my' instead of 'his'. Maya smiled nervously. "O, yea… that's right…" she drifted. Suddenly, she remembered something she had in her backpack. "Sake?" Nakago questioned as she pulled out four bottles. Maya nodded. "Alcohol speeds up your heart rate, which warms up your blood. Pretty neat, eh?" she commented, handing each a bottle. "What about my drinking problem?" Soi questioned. "It's okay, Soi. It would be kinda hard to mistake ^Tomo^ for Nakago- so you have nothing to worry about." Maya commented. SD Tomo and Nakago spit out the sake they were drinking. "WHAT?!!!" the two questioned simultaneously. Soi turned a lovely shade of red. "How did you…?" Soi stuttered, now knowing that Maya knows about that night she got a little ^too^ drunk. Maya shook her head. "Nothing… really, it's nothing" she explained to the SD pair. Soi regained color.
" Made in 2000?" Tomo questioned as he looked at the bottle. "Yep. It wasn't the best year made, but it sure was cheep" the drunken SD Maya commented. Nakago and Tomo stared at her. "MIKO?!!" Nakago questioned. "Don't call me that! *giggles* Call me Maya! Hell with Genbu! Who needs his scaly ass anyway!" the drunk SD continued. EVERYONE stared at her now- even Soi. "So… you- you're not Tomo's sister?" Soi stuttered. "I didn't say that! For all he knows- I am!" Maya replied. "I'm right ^here^!" Tomo muttered. "…Oh! Umm… you didn't hear anything, did you?" She questioned. "No" he replied sarcastically "I'm just deaf." Maya nodded. "Ah…So is my grandma" she replied as she started signing 'can you understand this' [I do know some sign language]. The three seishi turned SD. Maya's IQ was defiantly gone when she was drunk. [ and if they knew sign language, they would know I actually signed 'no, 2 cat R go me love'…that's like, all I know, too]
After disturbing Maya's two hour 'nap' {she passed out} Maya seemed to regain some of her brain. "Alright! My recovery time is almost over! 5 more minutes!" she shouted. "It's been about four and a half hours since we arrived. You said it would only take three" Soi commented. "But I got drunk. That's 45 minutes extra to my 3 hours." Maya replied. Weird- that was the only way to describe this girl, but then again- nobody had enough brain to see that not only were her clothes different, the sake bottles were over 200 years in the future, and there isn't a such thing as a camera yet- much less ^pictures^. Yes, their existing Miko {Yui}must have messed with their head somehow and got them used to these things. "Well, Let's go! I'm ready to transport!" Maya shouted as she jumped up and got into stance. The three seishi looked at her. "You're… still in nothing but a towel" Tomo replied. Maya blushed as Tomo handed her the pile of clothes. Suddenly, she turned redder than before. "Would you…please don't stare at me…" she commented and Tomo then turned around, turning a little red himself.
"Okay Konan, here we come!" the spunky Maya shouted. The three seishi put a hand on her shoulder. Suddenly, the disappeared and reappeared on the beach. Anime sweat came down from Maya. "Umm…I guess my bodily instincts led me here instead of Konan…" Maya explained. A crowd of people stared at them as Maya lead them to a large hotel. "Umm… we're just rehearsing for a play…" she explained. Soi looked around in wonderment- not Tomo or Nakago though, they had seen this world once before. Suddenly, Maya thrust her backpack in Tomo's hands and ran towards a girl with dark brown hair with amber highlights and a small white ferret sitting on her shoulder. "Aerith! Good to see you!" Maya shouted to her. "Where have you ^been^?! I've been calling you like crazy" the girl exclaimed. The seishi walked up behind Maya. "I've been a little busy fixing myself up for the future…" Maya drifted. Aerith looked over Maya's shoulder. "I see you've found you're little 'Danna-sama' [hubbie]." "HUBBIE?!" the three seishi yelled. Maya was blushing- paralyzed by her friend's words. "Hi ya. Howya been treating my friend?! If you treat her bad, I'll get you, I swear it!" the fifteen year old shouted in Tomo's face. Tomo stepped back. "W-what?! What did I do?!" he exclaimed. Maya stood next to her. "Umm… he doesn't know yet" Maya explained. "He does NOW!" Aerith chimed. Tomo now had a headache- a for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health- a five foot five, sixteen year old headache named Maya. Maya Michelle Yume Genso ROU.
Hey Minna, wat chu think? I told me friend Aerith about me fanfic, and she wanted to join the fun- so now, there's 2 annoyances! Except, Aerith had her own guy in mind… read my next chapter to find out. Oh, and I'll explain how Tomo and I got together [even though he's gay] later on. Well, thanx 4 readin.
**********MFYPGB**********
Tomo Flashlight-
This item was very useful, but it was dangerous when you looked at the light directly. This caused people to imagine that they needed to wear Halloween make-up, eat clams, and marry the same sex. It was banned on October 13th.
Ashitare plush-
This item scared everyone who saw it, causing nightmares, nausea, vomiting, migraines, seizures, sexual side effects, wetting of the bed, and even death.
Yui hair conditioner-
Often mistaken for regular conditioner, this disabled hair growth within a whole year. Many bald people rebelled against the product, and soon, it was taken off the shelves. I still have a bottle at home for when I shave my legs. {Referring to how Yui's hair didn't even grow an inch all that time in ShiJinTenChiSho}
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