Disclaimer:  No one hurt me!  I don't own Lord of the Rings, I don't own the Unnamable Book, I don't own the personalities of the Hobbits, Wizards, Elf, or Human.  They are camp girls.  I don't even own half the story.  Kerri wrote it!  (Applause sign lites up)  Enjoy!

COMMON HOBBIT INTEREST

            One fine summer morning (June 22 to be exact) Pippin the Hobbit walked out of her little Hobbit tent in Orchard Clearing, the Unnamable Book in her right hand.  The trees surrounding the Clearing shaded a little of the area so Pippin stood under it in hopes of continuing her book.   Pippin was a short blond Hobbit with bright blue eyes and liked to laugh a lot.  The day was bright and cheerful, until the evil Happy too her book, the Unnamable Book.  Happy was leader of a place called the Haven and was reeking havoc on all who lived with 50 miles of it. 

            Pippin chased Happy to edge of Orchard Clearing and then lost her.  By this time two other Hobbits came to see what was going on.

            "Happy took my Unnamable Book!" Pippin exclaimed.

            "Do not worry, we shall help you," the Hobbit Merry told her.  Merry was also a blond Hobbit except that she had brown eyes and a bit more serious then Pippin, and a lot smarter.

            "Where did Happy take it?" asked the Hobbit Frodo.  Frodo was a brown haired, blue-eyed Hobbit who was the most serious of all and also the smartest.

            "To the Haven!" Pippin cried.  Pippin was in great distress.   The three Hobbits decided to form the Fellowship of the Unnamable Book.

            We must get the book!  If we don't get the Unnamable Book back from the Haven the members of the Fellowship shall perish from severe withdrawal symptoms!"  Merry exclaimed. 

Chap. 1 finished not long.  Can't help that.  Hope you enjoy the rest of this messed up story.  Kerri (Merry) thanks for the next chapter, and thank you Julie, (Julie) Amanda, (Lily) and Colleen (Frodo). 

KR!574N (Pippin)