disclaimer: this is not mine.
A.N. Someone told me to write another chapter to the rapping party so I am.
hope you like.
The door had just been fixed from where Mr. T had flown through it.Harry,Ghetto Ron, and all the other rappers had just found their way back from the big white box.They were still hearing the weird "Twilight Zone" music because they had been stuck in there for three days.They had had some crazy adventures involving a talking car and Thomas the train.They had also met Blue from Blue's Clues.The dog is a druggie,man.She's always puffing a joint or injecting heroine or snorting.But those are other stories for other days.Dudley was still a big green dragon,who became a rapper.He and Eminem had had many duets together but then Em fired him and he landed back in the streets because Petunia and Vernon had finally done what they should have done 15 years ago and disowned him.Meanwhile at Hogwarts,Draco was still recovering from Snape falling on him.Snape had not yet taken off his glittery bell bottoms and frilly bikini top.He ran around yelling "The power is yours!"Until they had St. Mungo's take him away and lock him up with Lockhart.Lockhart was wearing a vivid pink shirt and Sailor Moon boxers.Nelly was still in a coma and Fang was back with Hagrid,though somewhat confused and occasionally joined Blue.They had a litter of druggie puppies and it was very uncommon not to see a dog wandering around Hogwarts with a joint hanging out of it's mouth.Hermione had only grown a little bit of her hair back.Everyone was quite happy about this and Ron was considered a hero.In fact,the only hero Hogwarts had ever had that was not a druggie or sex addict.Of course,Sirius was the man whore of hogwarts,but thats diffrent.
Albus was also somewhat high all the time.He got his stuff from Dick Van Dyke..........somethin' strange about that weed:it would occasionally make you do weird things such as when Sirius and Blue smoked it together,Hogwarts ended up with another litter of druggie puppies that went around mating with the other druggie puppies and producing more druggie puppies.Eventually,from all the in-breeding,the dogs evolved into mutants and were taken away for study by Professor Xaviar,leader of the X-men.He mated them with Wolverine(well,the girls anyway).They produced puppies with metal running through their bodies.They were very short-tempered;they attacked Rogue for not feeding them on time but thankfully,due to her power to drain others' life force, she was able to save herself.On the other hand,over fifty of the puppies died."F*********** trash can"Ozzy yelled from the kitchen"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"(back to hp)"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"voldy-thing had them in the white box
A.N. Someone told me to write another chapter to the rapping party so I am.
hope you like.
The door had just been fixed from where Mr. T had flown through it.Harry,Ghetto Ron, and all the other rappers had just found their way back from the big white box.They were still hearing the weird "Twilight Zone" music because they had been stuck in there for three days.They had had some crazy adventures involving a talking car and Thomas the train.They had also met Blue from Blue's Clues.The dog is a druggie,man.She's always puffing a joint or injecting heroine or snorting.But those are other stories for other days.Dudley was still a big green dragon,who became a rapper.He and Eminem had had many duets together but then Em fired him and he landed back in the streets because Petunia and Vernon had finally done what they should have done 15 years ago and disowned him.Meanwhile at Hogwarts,Draco was still recovering from Snape falling on him.Snape had not yet taken off his glittery bell bottoms and frilly bikini top.He ran around yelling "The power is yours!"Until they had St. Mungo's take him away and lock him up with Lockhart.Lockhart was wearing a vivid pink shirt and Sailor Moon boxers.Nelly was still in a coma and Fang was back with Hagrid,though somewhat confused and occasionally joined Blue.They had a litter of druggie puppies and it was very uncommon not to see a dog wandering around Hogwarts with a joint hanging out of it's mouth.Hermione had only grown a little bit of her hair back.Everyone was quite happy about this and Ron was considered a hero.In fact,the only hero Hogwarts had ever had that was not a druggie or sex addict.Of course,Sirius was the man whore of hogwarts,but thats diffrent.
Albus was also somewhat high all the time.He got his stuff from Dick Van Dyke..........somethin' strange about that weed:it would occasionally make you do weird things such as when Sirius and Blue smoked it together,Hogwarts ended up with another litter of druggie puppies that went around mating with the other druggie puppies and producing more druggie puppies.Eventually,from all the in-breeding,the dogs evolved into mutants and were taken away for study by Professor Xaviar,leader of the X-men.He mated them with Wolverine(well,the girls anyway).They produced puppies with metal running through their bodies.They were very short-tempered;they attacked Rogue for not feeding them on time but thankfully,due to her power to drain others' life force, she was able to save herself.On the other hand,over fifty of the puppies died."F*********** trash can"Ozzy yelled from the kitchen"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"(back to hp)"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"voldy-thing had them in the white box