Chapter 7
The Extremely Random and Pointless Chapter Which is Also Kinda Short
A/N: This chapter has no point except that Kerry gets eaten. It can and should be completely ignored. I still own nothing besides most of the characters.
The city of White: a peaceful place, if you ignore the
GIANT ANT!!!
* * *
"Where'd that voice come from?" I asked. There was a crash outside. I ran out to see what it was
People were running around screaming as buildings and cars were smashed by six long legs covered in tiny hairs. Looking up, I saw that the legs were attached to one of three enormous body segments, one of which being a head, with antenna, large eyes, and chomping mouth parts!
The others ran out behind me. I heard several unrepeatable words; the speakers will remain anonymous.
Philip yelled, "Phi-Lip-Oh!" and got taller again, with purple eyes. He ran up to the insect from. somewhere. and yelled, "Oblivion!"
All that accomplished was getting a leg knocked into him and being kicked fifty feet away, through a car, and into a smelly dumpster.
I looked up near the ant's head and saw a familiar sword gleaming in the sun, wielded by a familiar cop with yellow hair. "Where'd that sword come from?" I thought.
Then I saw a certain strawberry-blonde, frozen with terror, about to be stepped on. Without thinking, I jumped into her to protect her from the crushing appendage of the creepy-crawly. I knocked her to the sidewalk and was about to be smashed when a Kamehameha blast blasted the leg clean off and through the Trainer's front window. "What the goo is that?" I heard.
"Chloe, are you all right?" I helped her off the concrete.
"Yeah." She smiled. I melted. Wow.
Suddenly, a blue minivan that I felt like I had seen before tore past, driven by a blonde nut, straight through the mass that was my friends. Everybody moved except Kerry, who was knocked extremely high up and, coincidentally, straight into the mandibles of the beast.
Chloe fainted straight into my arms. I carried her limp body into a furniture store and laid her on a couch. I ran back out to make sure everybody else was all right.
One of the waitresses from the arcade, Natalie, ran out. She also happened to be Phil's."special friend". Taking one look at the giant monster, she said nothing. Then she saw Phil, who looked slightly different when he was taller and covered in trash, and said, "Is that Philip?"
Being his sarcastic self and not paying attention to who it was, he said, "No, it's the Easter B-- Natalie?!?" He slapped himself on the forehead and returned to the melee.
My Pokemon couldn't help any; they'd just be smashed. All I could do was hope that Phil and Gobryan could handle this.
Suddenly, I heard a very strange, almost cartoon-like sound in the air above me. It sounded like something moving extremely fast.
"What the goo is that?" asked Goliath, referring to a tri-colored rainbow: blue, pink, and green. It stopped, and there at the end were three small forms.
"Sugar, spice, and everything nice: these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls," Philip said randomly.
"What?" Steve asked.
"But, Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction." " Who's Professor Utonium?" asked Courtney.
".Chemical X!" At this point he made strange sound effects.
"What's Chemical X?" yelled Carol.
"Thus, the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, there three have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!!!"
"Who the monkey are the Powerpuff Girls?!?" asked Isaac.
"Apparently those three girls fighting up there," I said.
Then Phil started humming a theme song or something. "Oh my goo, Phil's lost it," said Bryan.
Suddenly, the three girls shot red laser beams out of their eyes. It fell awkwardly on its five legs, but scrambled back up and tried to eat the girls.
The pink one yelled something, and they all flew up and then shot back down, creating a fire which took the shape of a strange cat, then burned the ant to a crisp. They then flew away.
"And so, once again, the day is saved, thanks to. the Powerpuff Girls!" said a voice from above.
"Who said that?" I asked.
We just stood there and blinked at the smoldering pile of ash that was once a towering insect from the bad place.
Bob ran out of a nearby convenience store with his arms full of candy bars. "Yoink!" he yelled loudly, and he ran off.
A/N: He he. that was pointless, and so was the cameo of the Powerpuffs. I had to do that, I couldn't help myself.
The Extremely Random and Pointless Chapter Which is Also Kinda Short
A/N: This chapter has no point except that Kerry gets eaten. It can and should be completely ignored. I still own nothing besides most of the characters.
The city of White: a peaceful place, if you ignore the
GIANT ANT!!!
* * *
"Where'd that voice come from?" I asked. There was a crash outside. I ran out to see what it was
People were running around screaming as buildings and cars were smashed by six long legs covered in tiny hairs. Looking up, I saw that the legs were attached to one of three enormous body segments, one of which being a head, with antenna, large eyes, and chomping mouth parts!
The others ran out behind me. I heard several unrepeatable words; the speakers will remain anonymous.
Philip yelled, "Phi-Lip-Oh!" and got taller again, with purple eyes. He ran up to the insect from. somewhere. and yelled, "Oblivion!"
All that accomplished was getting a leg knocked into him and being kicked fifty feet away, through a car, and into a smelly dumpster.
I looked up near the ant's head and saw a familiar sword gleaming in the sun, wielded by a familiar cop with yellow hair. "Where'd that sword come from?" I thought.
Then I saw a certain strawberry-blonde, frozen with terror, about to be stepped on. Without thinking, I jumped into her to protect her from the crushing appendage of the creepy-crawly. I knocked her to the sidewalk and was about to be smashed when a Kamehameha blast blasted the leg clean off and through the Trainer's front window. "What the goo is that?" I heard.
"Chloe, are you all right?" I helped her off the concrete.
"Yeah." She smiled. I melted. Wow.
Suddenly, a blue minivan that I felt like I had seen before tore past, driven by a blonde nut, straight through the mass that was my friends. Everybody moved except Kerry, who was knocked extremely high up and, coincidentally, straight into the mandibles of the beast.
Chloe fainted straight into my arms. I carried her limp body into a furniture store and laid her on a couch. I ran back out to make sure everybody else was all right.
One of the waitresses from the arcade, Natalie, ran out. She also happened to be Phil's."special friend". Taking one look at the giant monster, she said nothing. Then she saw Phil, who looked slightly different when he was taller and covered in trash, and said, "Is that Philip?"
Being his sarcastic self and not paying attention to who it was, he said, "No, it's the Easter B-- Natalie?!?" He slapped himself on the forehead and returned to the melee.
My Pokemon couldn't help any; they'd just be smashed. All I could do was hope that Phil and Gobryan could handle this.
Suddenly, I heard a very strange, almost cartoon-like sound in the air above me. It sounded like something moving extremely fast.
"What the goo is that?" asked Goliath, referring to a tri-colored rainbow: blue, pink, and green. It stopped, and there at the end were three small forms.
"Sugar, spice, and everything nice: these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls," Philip said randomly.
"What?" Steve asked.
"But, Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction." " Who's Professor Utonium?" asked Courtney.
".Chemical X!" At this point he made strange sound effects.
"What's Chemical X?" yelled Carol.
"Thus, the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, there three have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!!!"
"Who the monkey are the Powerpuff Girls?!?" asked Isaac.
"Apparently those three girls fighting up there," I said.
Then Phil started humming a theme song or something. "Oh my goo, Phil's lost it," said Bryan.
Suddenly, the three girls shot red laser beams out of their eyes. It fell awkwardly on its five legs, but scrambled back up and tried to eat the girls.
The pink one yelled something, and they all flew up and then shot back down, creating a fire which took the shape of a strange cat, then burned the ant to a crisp. They then flew away.
"And so, once again, the day is saved, thanks to. the Powerpuff Girls!" said a voice from above.
"Who said that?" I asked.
We just stood there and blinked at the smoldering pile of ash that was once a towering insect from the bad place.
Bob ran out of a nearby convenience store with his arms full of candy bars. "Yoink!" he yelled loudly, and he ran off.
A/N: He he. that was pointless, and so was the cameo of the Powerpuffs. I had to do that, I couldn't help myself.